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Health / Re: Health Benefits Of Drinking Water Early In The Morning by asagbaesiri: 11:25am On Mar 22, 2019
mustyratty:
Do I need to brush before taking d water?
before you brush!!
Celebrities / Re: See Why Omoni Oboli Slept In Her Car Over The Night by asagbaesiri: 11:49am On Feb 28, 2019
next thing she go post na "my toilet is blocked and I want to defecate in the bush!! I can't hold this shit!!!"
TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by asagbaesiri: 6:21am On Feb 26, 2019
hard target!! jean Claude van damme!!
Celebrities / Re: Investorzillion Brushes His Teeth With Oral B And Ciroc After Zlatan by asagbaesiri: 8:36pm On Feb 19, 2019
when the chemicals react and cause serious problems, they should get ready to bear the consequences of their actions!!!
Sports / Re: China Vs Nigeria: 4 Nations Women's Tournament - 3 - 0 (Full Time) by asagbaesiri: 5:00pm On Jan 17, 2019
I have said it so many times that Thomas is not a good coach!! Bring back Florence omagbemi!!! The girls played better under her!!! If Thomas takes Nigeria to the world cup, expect the worse!! Nigeria won the nations cup but their performance was nothing to write home about. We struggled to win matches and pass accurately even with a foreign coach!! Appalling!! At the world cup, the super falcons will play Norway (former world champions) and France that defeated them 8 nil in a friendly last year!!! I will say it again, " don't expect the super falcons to win any match at the world cup with Thomas as coach"!! At the nations cup he was acting like the assistant coach while his assistant was acting as the head!!!! He was scared to speak and motivate the players!!! Shy foreign coach paid millions without giving us the positive result and changes needed in our play!!!
Celebrities / Re: Morayo Aka-Bashorun: My Husband Is Not A Pedophile by asagbaesiri: 8:52pm On Dec 06, 2018
her husband na quiet man sha!!!!!
Sports / Re: Nigerian Female Players Dance To Celebrate AWCON 2018 Victory (Photos, Videos) by asagbaesiri: 10:09am On Dec 02, 2018
Congratulations but the coach should be sacked!!!! No coordination!! The coach is scared to speak to players. We won but if we play like this at the world cup the same way we played, Nigeria will lose with basketball scores!! The girls cannot pass the ball effectively. I didn't see anything he contributed to the team. The girls played better under omagbemi who also won the previous nations cup!!if we are struggling to beat Cameroon and south Africa, who do we expect to beat at the world cup!! Lest I forget, France defeated Nigeria 8 nil in a friendly recently!!!
Celebrities / Re: I Do My Makeup To Save Money – DJ Cuppy by asagbaesiri: 9:42am On Nov 18, 2018
Yungkid101:
Source: 36Hitz


http://36hitz.com/entertainment/dj-cuppy-spend-money-makeup/
she should also advice herself to stop singing to save money!!!!?
Business / Re: Is This Unionbank Advert The Best Advert This Year? by asagbaesiri: 9:57am On Oct 02, 2018
[quote author=kelvobas post=71689385]This inspirational advert is a must watch. Watch here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F36hHdFHoQ[/quote awesome advert!! Amen!!
Business / Re: CBN Withdraws Skye Bank’s License To Operate by asagbaesiri: 8:49pm On Sep 21, 2018
faroukfahima:
The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has withdrawn the operating license of Skye Bank.

CBN Governor, Godwin Emefile announced the decision of Friday evening in Lagos.

Polaris Bank has been established to assume ownership of the assets and liabilities of Skye Bank.

The Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation has injected N786bn in the new bank.

The management of the defunct bank was however retained for its good performance.

The defunct Skye Bank has been on CBN’s lifeline since July 2016 and the apex bank says it can no longer continue to intervene to keep the balance liquid.?

More Details Soon...

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-cbn-revokes-skye-banks-license/amp?__twitter_impression=true
Skye bank has been polarized!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is All Shades Of Beauty In New Photo, Ini Edo Reacts by asagbaesiri: 10:50am On Sep 21, 2018
kennygee:
She should tell us her beauty secrets and skin care tips jor.
SHE IS A VAMPIRE!!! THAT'S HER.BEAUTY SECRET!! I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
Science/Technology / Re: Manatee: Sea Cow Rescued In Lagos (Photo) by asagbaesiri: 11:07am On Sep 10, 2018
Islie:







https://punchng.com/sea-cow-rescued-in-lagos/

they should have released the manatee to the open sea instead of keeping it in a zoo.

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Celebrities / Re: Olawale Ojo Now A Cab Driver In Lagos (Photos) by asagbaesiri: 8:09am On Sep 06, 2018
BruncleZuma:
No be this guy sing for Chidimma that year?

[img]https://media1./images/fd34c04f1265fd9855fa0fb323253fa6/tenor.gif[/img]
NO!!! IT WAS GHANAIAN "KESSE"!!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Man Takes Selfie In Eye Of Boomslang Snake In Cape Town [photos] by asagbaesiri: 9:57am On Jul 25, 2018
[quote author= post=69680931]We don't wanna believe this....
Only if the zoom is extraordinary.


By the way before you run when you see a snake,
Look for this signs very well.
It's better that way instead of running upandan for the ones not poisonous!
Don't bother about the THANK YOUS![/quot. e] so, when we see a snake we should look at it very well if it is poisonous or not!! clap for yourself!!
Music/Radio / Re: We Didn’t Censor Falz’s “This Is Nigeria” Before It Was Released – NFVCB by asagbaesiri: 1:57pm On May 31, 2018
kenzysmith:
Falz u re a disgrace to this country look how you washing our dirty linen in public other nations na make mockery of us with that vedio, your father that is a san in this nation is one of the of most corrupt san in this country please you Made the people here in south africa made jest of me yesterday with that musical vedio that vedio must be ban you dey make job they hard for yahoo boys down here with that vedio Falz I think say u be guy man
dirty linen that the world has already seen even before falz released this video..abeg park well make I see road jor!!!!
Literature / Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by asagbaesiri: 10:48am On May 04, 2018
JamesKudooski:
ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Qudus Adeyemi Oko-Osi is a public speaker, writer, poet, artist, and a financial and management consultant. He worked in the banking industry for eleven years with experience spanning three different banks before he resigned to join a financial and management consulting firm. Qudus brings into his stories his knowledge of banking and consulting as much as possible.

Over the years, he has written several articles and poems, some of which were published on Hubpages.com. In the past, he also designed text book covers and did cartoons for magazines amongst others.

He hails, from Lagos-Island in Lagos State, Nigeria where he was born into a family with five brothers, four half-brothers and a half-sister. He spent his childhood growing up on Lagos-Island with his affectionate and caring siblings and parents.

He enjoys reading, playing scrabble, and spending time with his family.

He is blessed with a lovely wife, Glory and a wonderful kid, Jason. They presently live in Lagos, Nigeria.

This is his second novel. His first novel is titled: Prisoner of Love.

You can read his interview with Smashwords here:
https://www.smashwords.com/interview/Jameskudooski


Connect with Qudus Oko-Osi:

Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Kudooski
Friend me on Facebook: http://facebook.com/qudus.okoosi
My Instagram Profile: https://www.instagram.com/qudusokoosi/
Connect with me on Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/qudus-oko-osi-a79b9a146/
Favourite me at Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Jameskudooski
My Email: okoosiqudus@gmail.com

AWESOME!! more power to your elbow!!!
Celebrities / Re: Ayden Young, Adunni Ade's Son's 7th Birthday (Photos) by asagbaesiri: 7:29pm On May 02, 2018
LadyD91:
See pikin. Happy birthday dear.
this is not a pikin lol.... this is a child!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Visits Roadside Eatery To Enjoy Amala And Ewedu - Pictures by asagbaesiri: 7:20pm On May 02, 2018
40ng:
@APROKOGIRL

 Shared with caption ..

 Am so happy right now davidoofficial at my mum shop today to eat Amala... mum am super proud of you for all your hard works over this year bigger you I pray and if u are in Ibadan and I haven’t tasted her food u are in a long tin

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/4264/davido-visits-road-side-eatery-to-enjoy-amala-and-ewedu-pictures/

cc; lalasticlala



iya basira and sikiratu taking pictures with davido lol..........
Politics / Re: Fela Durotoye: "No PVC, No Sex For Men, No Toasting" by asagbaesiri: 7:17pm On May 02, 2018
Meekdon:
Presidential aspirant, Fela Durotoye, has charged married Nigerian women to deny their husbands who do not have permanent voter’s card (PVC) sex.

He said that wives should ‘lock up’ their husbands who don’t have their PVCs by July 1, 2018, while urging young unmarried women to ward off romantic interests from men who haven’t acquired theirs.

Durotoye made the statement while making a presentation on The Platform in Lagos on Tuesday.

He said, “We need to get our PVCs. PVC is not a nice thing to have, it’s a need thing to have if you want a future that you can choose. In fact, for me PVC is not just permanent voter’s card, it’s the power to vote your choice.

“I have started a little movement where I’m asking every young lady to insist on asking any toaster for their PVC first. No PVC, no toasting.

“More than that, I’m working to collaborate with a few key people to ensure that every married woman whose husband does not have a PVC by July 1st, they’ll lock up. No PVC, no jangilova .”

source: http://www.kendogist.com/2018/05/no-pvc-no-sex-for-men-fela-durotoye.html

cc: lalasticlala
and domestic violence will be on the rise lol!!!
Crime / Re: Man Scammed Businessman Of N220K At Sheraton Hotel, Abuja. Photos by asagbaesiri: 7:46pm On Apr 30, 2018
looking at this scary man, you should know that he is a fraudster!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Sahar Tabar Undergoes 50 Surgeries To Look Like Angelina Jolie (Photos) by asagbaesiri: 11:04pm On Nov 30, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Stole The Show At Oritsefemi’s Wedding And People Are Talking by asagbaesiri: 5:26pm On Nov 28, 2017
rawpadgin:
If u thoroughly read this post u will understand and give a deep thought into this matter, u will have no option than to agree that the issue is similar to what might have happened or occurred or even a resemblance of something that will definitely elude a mere human prowess and finally come to the conclusion that I have nothing to say. undecided
you need flogging!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Ayoola Kikelomo: "I Am Proud To Be A Virgin" (Photo) by asagbaesiri: 9:13pm On Nov 27, 2017
kidap:
@nollyzone


Popular Yoruba Nollywood Actress, Ayoola kikelomo, has set the internet on fire after she shared a meme about being a virgin.

The aging and single actress who is having her best career in the movie has reveal she is still a virgin.

See the meme below....



http://news.nollyzone.com/yoruba-actress-ayoola-kikelomo-reveals-shes-virgin/
and you will remain a virgin so that you will be a good example for your kids!!!!!!! lol.....
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper & Salt On A Man In Calabar (Graphic Pics) by asagbaesiri: 9:06pm On Nov 27, 2017
CastedDude:
One Miss Odinke Sylvester, a second year Community Health Extension Worker student, has been accused of pouring a hot water mixed with pepper and salt on Mr. Ethoti Uno, the President of Community Health Department, College of Health Technology, Calabar, Cross River state capital.

According to Adat Adat Obona, a administrative Staff at the College of Health Technology, Calabar, the victim Mr Ethoti was at the practicum site at Abini Biase LGA on Friday to address some abnormalities bordering on misbehavior exhibited by Miss Odinke Sylvester, when fight broke between the two of them and Odinke resolved to bathing Ethoti with combination of hot water, salt and pepper.

Mr Ethoti is currently receiving treatment at Cottage Hospital, Akpet Central.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/lady-attacks-man-hot-water-mixed-pepper-salt-calabar-photos.html
so, this is what she want to do as a community health extension worker!!!! destruction of human lives instead of saving them!!!!
Sports / Re: The New Super Eagles Kit For Russia 2018 (Photo) by asagbaesiri: 8:58pm On Nov 27, 2017
Fogman:
What Do you think?? Nice or Trash



awesome kit
Business / Re: Black Friday: Woman 'tricked' Into Buying 11 Potatoes For $100 Instead Of Iphone by asagbaesiri: 8:43pm On Nov 24, 2017
enjoy your ipotatoes!!!! next time,shine your eyes!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Sue Olakunle Churchill, Ex Husband (Video) by asagbaesiri: 10:43am On Nov 06, 2017
she is so rude!!! Her replies to ebuka on rubbing minds was appaling!! " I don't want to talk about my private life"! private life that is public life on social media!!!!
Fashion / Re: Makeup Transformation Of A Lady With Multiple Tribal Marks On Her Face by asagbaesiri: 10:37am On Nov 06, 2017
her parents are wicked!! see as them use tribal marks take show the four cardinal points for her face!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko With Ngozi Ezeonu, Ejike Asiegbu, Ugezu On Set by asagbaesiri: 10:30am On Nov 06, 2017
I CAN SEE WHY SHE STUDIED MARKETING!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: I Want Anthony Joshua, As A Gift For My Birthday (Photo) by asagbaesiri: 9:05am On Nov 01, 2017
SO THAT YOU CAN WRITE ANOTHER PRIMARY STORY BOOK OF 10 PAGES ABOUT HIM!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze: "Pastors Have Hacked My Instagram Account" (Photos) by asagbaesiri: 2:35pm On Oct 30, 2017
BABY FREEZE!!!!!
Business / Re: Lady Flaunts Money She Withdrew From ATM, Says "I'm A Money Spender" (Pics) by asagbaesiri: 6:35am On Oct 21, 2017
it's the money her mother asked her to withdraw!!!!!lol

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