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Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:05pm On Oct 08, 2013

Swagalord18: SURNAME!
Dats d ansa

Lol! 9'ce wan bwo

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:03pm On Oct 08, 2013

Swagalord18: SURNAME!
Dats d ansa

[color=#990000]Lol! 9'ce wan bwo![quote author=Swagalord18]

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:50pm On Oct 08, 2013

Asakel: Testing...testing

Hahahaa....I did it
Dats ryt....I did it
Whooooohooooo!
Lol!

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:42pm On Oct 08, 2013

Testing...testing

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:39pm On Oct 08, 2013

Walking into a spider web will make
anyone a karate master

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2013

Swagalord18: ur dirty mind ...
Itz not wat ur thinking ...
...asakel ..answer mine

Ah no know o
I dun think tire.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:23pm On Oct 08, 2013

Faith93: Make una gather o.....una wen dey hide for guest dey use style style dey view.....sumone jst called me...she was admitted too like evryone of us here...nd she was like she went to uniben...nd sum staffs dere were telling her dat dis admission liist wen we see for jamb is not the real one...dat uniben list na the koko..as in..uniben list is the main list...nd it is genuine...me I knw believe sha...bt I dey suspect sey na some student wen Dem no give Dem dere course dey tok dis one.cos even Ife.released their list on jamb site.

Lol!
That gurl really wanna bweak ur heart.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:22pm On Oct 08, 2013

Swagalord18: chewing gum or sweet?

Its a Tea Bag.
Teeeeaaaa Bag ooooooo.

Nairaland General › Re: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Asakel(m): 3:09pm On Oct 08, 2013

tinahrex: Due to an above average brain stipulation,Intelligent people find it harder to fall asleep

Hmmmn!
No wonder I do not sleep till 4am.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:42pm On Oct 08, 2013

OSUU9: ..kuntus guy..chanj o Asakel

SMH
Can't u tink ov anoda tin.
Goddamit!
*vex'd*

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:41pm On Oct 08, 2013

ditrix: na wa o,ur mind is evil

Guru's Lodge
Do nat tink to da left.
I tell u....dats nat da only tin dat goes in dry and comes out.
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Guru's Lodge
Diz iz a food riddle
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Guru's Lodge can answer diz.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:24pm On Oct 08, 2013

ditrix: chai ur plan fail,cos dis thread dry today,direct entry thread even dey hot pass here

Uniben direct thread dey?
Me nit 2 visit them o.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:21pm On Oct 08, 2013

#Guru's Lodge
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I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What
am I?

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:40pm On Oct 08, 2013

I jes saw a lady run pass ma houz nnaked jes now.
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Whats on ur mind
I think she'z won a lottery.
Cos after dat i saw 2 nnaked guys in pursuit after.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:38pm On Oct 08, 2013

ditrix: c Siblings o,

Lol!
Will u stop doin...qui ce passe at her.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:37pm On Oct 08, 2013

Affrey: Jesus,explicit and ditrix who are u guys giving and taking.qu'est ce qui se passe?i taught we are brothers and sisters

Lol!
Nah
I think they doin kwi ce passce le vlue at u.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2013

EzekielGreat: [color=#990000][/colorBreaking news !!!.kofa has been updated.]

SWEAR!

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:24pm On Oct 08, 2013

Affrey: @explicit,forgive you?but u did me no wrong kind sir.and asakel papi who are u selling out

#Jesus Chritie....
Did she call me papi?#
:-o
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And i'm nat selling u out o.
I'm jes "smiling" at the "cherie" part.
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Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:21pm On Oct 08, 2013

[quote author=Affrey][/quote]Lol! U'll get there babe.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:18pm On Oct 08, 2013

iLLiE: Ehn?
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Gbosa...!!
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Go to Seun Osewa's house

Nat fair o
*sulking*

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:15pm On Oct 08, 2013

[quote author=Affrey][/quote]Owkie....dowkie
*smiles*

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:13pm On Oct 08, 2013

Its falling cat and elephant in Lasgidi o.
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#bad network#

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:10pm On Oct 08, 2013

Where in God's name is STORM?
Tis bin long o.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:06pm On Oct 08, 2013

Affrey: [/quote]No..no..no..no..no...no..no.
U type ur message below after diz "

"
Do nat quote inside da box.
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Hmmn! How did i even do dat?
Lol!

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:03pm On Oct 08, 2013

iLLiE:

Then she shld drop her address....i'll come and teach her at home

Ur houz.
Me too wanna learn.
I shld com to ur houz too?

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:42am On Oct 08, 2013

iLLiE: Nawa for all of una wey no sabi quote and use colour o

If u wan quote,
""
Dnt touch the brackets....write after/under the last bracket..

If u wan use color [#00blabla] here[color]

Post inbetween d two sets of brackets

Now confusing da more.
:-(

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:37am On Oct 08, 2013

Affrey: *Mood* angry,aahhhh ive tried am tired this is so annoying

Easy babe....easy!
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Now...if u wanna quote... U click on "quote" it takes u 2d next page.
Ryt?
U see ur cursor [|] at da end ov da quote. Jez pwess enter on ur phone.
Jez like goin on to da next line
This is da sign ov enter(↲)
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Gbam! U dan quote. Shikenah or how do say it sef

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:32am On Oct 08, 2013

Affrey: Explicit:
m0rning...h0w are y0u d0ing

am fyn thank u ma cherie and u

"cherie"
Explicit.....na u get diz wan.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:31am On Oct 08, 2013

IVYKORAH: hello house

Hullo Ivy

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:28am On Oct 08, 2013

exPLIcit7: Pude result that z direct entry result has been released.I w0nder why admissi0n list wasn't released.

T'will be releas'd 2geda wif direct entry list.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:14am On Oct 08, 2013

ditrix: Cast n bind dis woman

She doesn't look like a witch.

Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:59am On Oct 08, 2013

Jez watching Nat Geo Wild.
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#lazy morning#

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