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 Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:33am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Fairfax: okay,Profemmy!whereeva u r,pls we all want to hear frm uDnt wori M'lady The kid will return. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:55am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Detivo: lol...hope dey didnt tak it personali..Nah they dit not. They found out he was Zinedine Zidane's distant cousin. :-) |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:53am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Romanticboy1: 1st of al! If d person is gud wid sign language!Lol! Ah pway o! If u see ur money again. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:51am On Oct 05, 2013 |
ditrix: naso o:-) |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:50am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Some marriages start with, "Will u marry me...?" while others start with, "Oga, I don miss my period..." |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:46am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Please ignore any rumor about me being made a Minister. Yes, President GEJ called me but I declined for personal reasons. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:44am On Oct 05, 2013 |
These young ladies think snubbing suitors is funny, until they're 51 years old and living with 13 cats...and a pwetty chihuahua. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:40am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Romanticboy1: so unfortunate! RIPYeah! :-( |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:40am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Somebody said Banky-W is Nigeria's first Military Head of State. I swear u people are wicked. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:38am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Usain Bolt Usain Bolt ... abegi!! JTF don pursue u before? U go know say Usain Bolt dey learn work. Nonsense. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:36am On Oct 05, 2013 |
But what shall it profit Boko Haram to bomb the whole Nigeria and live in the forest? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:32am On Oct 05, 2013 |
#Guru's Lodge . . U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u. When u returned he had become blind too. How will u ask 4 ur money back? |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:29am On Oct 05, 2013 |
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models? |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:25am On Oct 05, 2013 |
On This Day In History Four boys were murders Four souls were stolen . The ALUU FOUR . There will be a remembrance day get2gether at da Atrium 29 Stadium Road PH. To mark their painful death. . R.I.P ALUU'4 |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:11am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Fairfax: its sign language.btw,has any one heard frm Profemmy,plssssssssssssss,lets nt fget he's one of us.am nt at ease ooooooooProf'emmy hasn't cm online on 2go 4 some wks now. Dnt knw y....he hardly stay dat long. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:14am On Oct 05, 2013 |
>>silent night<< |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:56pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
karenkinky: If a person is dumb,what language doz he think in?Mime language |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:42pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
A woman walked into d kitchen 2 find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are u doing' she asked. 'Hunting flies' he responded 'Oh! Are u killing any?' she asked 'Yep. 3 males, 2 females' he replied. Intrigued she asked 'How can u tell dem apart?' He answered ' 3 were on beer can, 2 were on d phone!! 1 Like |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:39pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Faith93: u can do betaSori i'm pouring down ma anger on my phone. And ma tooth aches :-( |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:38pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Faith93: Good evening evrybdy,,hope u'all had a wonderful day?Hmm |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:34pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Mntcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:58pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Nonisco: eermm....Asakel,have u read "About the Holy Bible" by Robert Ingersoll?if yes,do u agree wif his views abt the bible?Havn't read it. What zit say? |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:34pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Adex097: Saw this @the FPNna diz iz sewios. Nat dat dia usin catfish or dolphin sef o. We shall protest. Guy if dem call u...i dey ur back. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:29pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
kenneyyice: U guyz shuld try out dis Da brown's series, itz a very interesing novel : like The Da vinci code, Angels and demon and The lost symbol. All of dis book was written by an epic writterU guyz shuld try out dis Da brown's series, itz a very interesing novel : like The Da vinci code, Angels and demon and The lost symbol. All of dis book was written by an epic writterU guyz shuld try out dis Da brown's series, itz a very interesing novel : like The Da vinci code, Angels and demon and The lost symbol. All of dis book was written by an epic writterHmmm...great authors Nice books they must hv written. Buh me still love ma Stephen King and his horror novels. U shld read "THE STAND" Tis all abt da end ov da world and few survivals remainin on planet earth. Doe he focusd only on da USA Or read "GERALDS GAME" How 2lovers wr playin dia love games and da guy handcuffd da lady to da bed...and he wntd to do dat tin buh mistaknly da gurl killd him and she was still handcuff to da iron bed on a remote area wr nobody else lived. See gobe 4d babe na. Cos da key 2d hndcuff was 3-4ft away 4rm her and she cldnt rch it. Or "THE DARK HALF" Wr diz man's clone was killing people b'cos ov him...blah blah blah There is CARRIE SALEM'S LOT ROSE MADDER DALORES CLAIBORNE PET SEMATARY NEEDFUL THINGS INSOMNIA NIGHTMARES MISERY....etc |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:00am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Now reading - CHILD OF DARKNESS By Virginia Andrews |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:42am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Beezally: Yay |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:34am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Beezally: Assu should better win this fight o cuz it will be stupid if D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ don'tDats true Cos if they call of diz strike wit no enuff pepper...na Uniben go 1st withdraw. |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:15am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Freaky Fabulouz Friday Let's Get Jiggy |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:59am On Oct 04, 2013 |
And Fela sang this song o "deadi body get e accident..yeeekpa na double wahala 4 deadi body...." . RIP for the deceased . A minute silent |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:35am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Monsieursuave: Only guys can relate 2disWhat's on ur mind? :-) |
| Education › Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:33am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Swashi007: hahaha dis brox na wa o,i mean ozillousLol! U are so ozillous bwoda. 1 Like |
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