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Adex097: Hmmm...I comment my reserve.

Lol!
Pls o...ur reserve iz needed.

>>wise quote<<
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No be today ynash dey for back - Nicki Minaj
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The toad doz not run in the daylite for notin - Usain Bolt
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Pikin wey sey im mama no go sleep, make d pikin prepare 4 quit notice 4rm d landlord - ASUU
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Instead make e spoil 4 pot, make e spoil 4 belle - Rick Ross
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Beauty is in the eye ov the eyer - 1st Lady
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Eye wey see must chop - Arinze Segun

>>wise quote<<
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No be today ynash dey for back - Nicki Minaj
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The toad doz not run in the daylite for notin - Usain Bolt
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Pikin wey sey im mama no go slee, make d pikin prepare 4 quit notice 4rm d landlord - ASUU
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Instead make e spoil 4 pot, make e spoil 4 belle - Rick Ross
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Beauty is in the eye ov the eyer - 1st Lady
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Eye wey see must chop - Arinze Segun

The SUN is not the only thing that rises in the MORNING
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>>african proverb<<

karenkinky: Lol. I can tel or let me say assume what people are doing on the phone when I hear their voice nao. Dang! I should have gone for psychology. Anyway. Hw r u? Hope yu all good

Nat fine o...
Its -4degree here in Lag.
Can't even go out....bin rainin.

NEW OXFORD DICTIONARY
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Ozil /Oʊzil/ verb~(sb) (in/with sth) to help somebody do something. To assist.
Example in a sentence >>We'll do all we can to ozil (assist) you
Ozil me in finishing this job.
ozil (present tense), ozilled (past tense), ozilling (present continuous)
Ozillous /O¤ziluz/ to be helping. The man was so ozillous.

Metaphycist: It's nt by like dat oh....serizly.

Lol!
Don't wori we will patronise

karenkinky: Good morning everyone. I want to say a big thank you to those that congratulated me yesterday. I couldn't singly show my appreciation. So I decided to generalize it. Adex,ken,romanticboy,Asakel. Ha! I cnt remember again. Sorry.
And to those that just got admitted, congratulations. I'm sure gonna see everyone of you during clearance.

Detivo...profemmy...fairfax and the like. Congrats!

T'was Asakel that told me to come back o. Esp wen I called him and he started trembling in fear on the phone. Lol

Haaaaaaaa...u didn't jez say dat.
*covers face*
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U know...u nearly got me fired o. I was busy doin sumtin wif ma boss when ur call came. And ze way he was looking at me like Crixus eh.
It was dat kind of "ma fwend will u drop dat phone and finish diz installation look"
Lol!
Ur voice was obonious babe.
Buh u shldnt hv tel em i was tremblin na. And how did u figure dat out...cos i try ma pos'ble best to compose myself.
*smiles*

jazinogold: yes dy did...but u no aw hall3 boiz be nw! Dy don scatter everything unlike hall4 whch is kindof better!

Ok.

Riley_Freeman: just realised I have alot to do today.. Hmmm, time to go.

@Sir Mickey n Suave, I see you

@Jelly, I tried it again, but it still didn't open..I'd keep trying tho'

@ you reading this...I see you too..have a lovely day y'all

Do have a terrific day bwoda.

jazinogold: for ur info ekhenwan campus hostels was renovated dis year afta a resolution by d SUG supreme parliament through a motion stating that there should b renovation of the hostels within 2weeks if nt we d students wud protest...this was followed by a solidarity walk to the dean of studnts office...were by we d honourable members were addressd n within 2wks renovatn wrk startd! Dy renovated ugbowo campus hostels 2...but na jxt toilet dm touch! E b lyk say d corruptn enta d whole tin! Bt ekhenwa own...was total overhauling!

They did sumtin in Ugbowo hostels.
Maybe they didn't touch Hall3 were me stayd o. Cos it was a mess.
I cldn't releaz anytin dia.

Why r single women thin ?
They come
home, look in the fridge and go to bed,
married women come home, look in the
bed and go to the fridge.

IKJ66: a song title by flavour nabania....

Lol!
I knowz
I was jes pulling ur tin
:-)

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother."

Romanticboy1: cus its new
;Ugbowo campus z vewi old

Old?
Tot Uniben started 4rm Ekenwan
Izit b'cos they're in da city and we kon dey town

IKJ66: google it

And indonesian dalmatian use 4 sports.
Tis a dog?

Metaphycist: I guess nw,I cn talk abt it.


META-P CLOTHINGS
Pls.....all d guys who love 2 dress good,cute,coperate n flamboyant wit amazing Shirts,pencil Jeans n classic shoes wil finally hv it all at Meta-P Clothings.
Wit special unconventional designs dat 'll mak u lookin smart n clean.
Afordabl prices....n special self sketchd designs.
Opening at BDPA afta d commencement of 1st semestr.
I'm nt only tellin u 2 buy....I wnt u 2 also tell ur fwndz 2 buy their shirts from a firm own by a "family member".
Works r on ground,bt trust me,wen it's opened 4 sales,u'l get 2 knw.....
D scope of dressin is abt changing in Uniben n beyond.....I mean it.

Diz guy has money...
I can smell it 4rm here.

Romanticboy1: lol!
Dun mind him
he tout me dun knw wat he z capable of!
4 im 2 b dancin unclad wen he knws fairfax wud surely dance wid im!
Is dah nat suspicious??

In Tyangjou, China in a remote village. We dance n*ked when we're celebrating...tis part ov da tradition.
Infact lemme change ma dp. Tis wan ov my celebration dia dancing da Nshtuk dance.
Tis fun...u should try it.

kelvin_christus: Gud day pals...pls i´m here to collect some likes from you. Our own UNN thread is too cold. Tanx

Hmmmn,
Guys una saw diz?
:-)

Beezally: una don turn homo

Homo-erectus

IKJ66: na true jawe,i stayed there 4dayz 4d pume exam,d sculpture,d hostelz r gbaski and d students,loving and caring,i mingled freely wit student and above all,they got beautiful girls,baby oku!!!

Who iz "baby oku"?

Never argue with a man holding a gun.
Or else..........(2 be continued)

Do not argue with spouse who is packing
your parachute.

Faith93: lolzzzz....yes o!

The Ekenwan campus iz really beau'ful o...with all doz sculptures around.
Ur hostels dia is far bera dan we Ugbowos.
Buh e dry sha

IKJ66: I am lamar,i am joy,i am winner.....wetin sef
me too i am Ikj...

I am shaarly

US GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN
Day3
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And then they said its only Naija strike happens.
Diiz wan na shutdown o
No employment, no work anywhere.
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E.T.T tinz on point.

IKJ66: which kind kiss b dat,holy or gay ?

Brotherly love kisses.
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Dem never do am 4u b4?

IKJ66: old skul music...

Lol! Na xo na
And country music 4 dat mata.
I was born in 1982
Tis nat ma fault.
*smiles*

Faith93: mass communication and u dear?

Diiz are da Ekenwans
:-)

Monsieursuave: Happy world animal day.


2 whom it may concern

Hmmmn!
Animals sef get dia own day. Na wao
Lemme take ma chihuahua 4 a ride then.

*Now listening*
Dolly Parton - Jolene

Metaphycist: IPO,u mean...
#team easier said dan done.

Anyway...I gat my eyes on u.......

Lol!
Metaphycist wanna CCTV EAGLE EYE on me o.
I'll try nat 2 eye anybody in class.
I jes got an info in ma department tis 70%gurls and da remainin boys.
*doin da sign ov cross*
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Ahemm!
Oral sessions go dey interestin ghun
#team_Eng'n'Lit
#guru's lodge