₦airaland Forum

IKJ66: neva knew u are an african/asian until i stumbled on ur signature...
How yhu and ur sledge hammer ? u knw kuku ask of me,just hold ur hammer wella coz my SuV IZ here o.

Haaa....Uncle J
Lol!
U dey always dey dat oda syd na. How ur aging body doin?
I knw sey na u go ask abt sledgy jawe....da bros jez dey sulk sinz yesterday.
Nobody gri notis am na.
.
Uhmm...dat signature stuff.
Lol!
Me guy......na China dem born me. I so love dat country sote dem deport me cos ma love pass twilight own.
Guy,
How u na?
Gu'morning
*so cold*

Nonisco: bros,u funnyoooo.did ur sledge hammer gain admission?

U'll see it during clearance na.
Zzzz'zzzzz'zzzz...*teeth chattering*

IKJ66: kofa dn show ?

4where.
Iyanga dey worry am.

jazinogold: congrats to d newly admitted uniben students...karen, freeman etc u guys r welcome to d great citadel of learning! heard online clearance may start mnth end or early nxt mnth!

I've nat gotten any doc'ment ready sef
Zzzzzzz....Asakel sef
:-(

O'boy...
Zzzzzzzzzzz...xo xo cold
Diz kain wicked rain 4 Lasgidi diz early morning!
Zzzzz'zzzz'zzz....*weather for 4*

Romanticboy1: was expectin an allnite parry,
hmmm!



Karen-hope u cn handle dt course oooo,

FairFax-pls o,me dun wana hear dt u nd asakel kip eyein each oda in class instead of listenin 2d lecturer o

Kiluto-mehlena is ur course mate,so abeg give her some breathin space b4 she run comot 4 uniben

Detivo-abeg dt ur personali,try reduce am o,b4 u go 4get sey na class u de de sing d song,u knw d rest

Jellyd-hope ur hrt z mur finer dan d course,wel wid a beauriful face like dt,no doubt abt dt

Prof-emmy-i'll see u in class

Jasphiano-tke am easy o,dis wan wey slyvagoldie na una class rep,i knw u,adex nd ken-excel nr go let d poor gal rest! De pursue her like flies de run after cow yansh! Pls tke it easy

Nd 2 de rest newly admitted patientsstudents! Jas begin 2 tnk God 4 His mercies nd hs unlimited favour!


Dun jas tnk Him nw only nd later b askin 'what has he done 4 me sef' cus im givin u breath of life nd d strength/ability 2 pass tru d borders of jamb,postume til nw is more dan enough 2 Tnk Him


1nce again! Congrats nd a lovely mornin 2 y'all
#peace

Lol!
Ah pway sey i eye person 4 class o when lecture dey on.
#team-guru's lodge

Everybody iz xo xo happy that they 4got ma sledge hammer.
:-(

sylviagoldie: Was thinking t'was gonna be an "all nite" of celebration sha.... Maybe we'll continue tomorrow..

Oga Donvitalis, Sir metaphycist and asakel, i dey hail o..

Where is d CSO nah *calling out*Adeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexx....... Hmmmm....., hope we are safe sha:|

Dear...
I am hailing wit all ma heart.
Buh tis late o.
Shld be sleeping tinz
*smiles*

Metaphycist: It's so painful dat I missed d initial action....bt I hope It's nt too late to say CONGRATS to u guys who wer jst admitted.
Kiluto (Editor of Amazing Experience)
Karen(Plankton's wife)
Devito(Mr Personali)
Fairfax (Asakel's target n d future buyer of Blackberry Company)
Affrey(d gurl dat follows almost evrybody)
and all odas........
Perhaps in d pitiable condition of our country,we now hav a reason 2 celebrate.
N 4 d 1st time on dis thread...I say....HAPPY INDEPENDENCE(yeah....ur admission made it 2day 4 me)......dis thread dint hv it all witout u guys kippin a smiling face....
I share in ur joy....I love u all.
N I'm damn serious abt dat....

Lol!
U said so
*smiles*

Karen has bin transferd 4rm Law to the Faculty ov Arts.
Foreign Language and Mathematics

Adex097: AH!!!! Asakel is dancing unclad o

Lol!
Adexie o
We were born unclad na.

Riley_Freeman: ehn! You wan buy my mind? Na lie ooo! Me n you must sitdown talk before she officially becomes your lady, you F up small

So sorry Riley
:-(
It wasn't easy at ma end too.
Buh dnt let diz ma sweet mood turn melancholic o.
*smiles*

Fairfax: yes o....dancing wit u my dear.dnt u wanna knw my course?

I'd luv to know dearie.
Riley iz sayin eng/lit...philosophy
Which wan?

Karen z bin admitted too
*happy mode activated*

Riley_Freeman: okay, I must be honest here... The one person I was really worried about was MissFairfax cuz of her score actually, she got 59 or so.....she's been admitted..n you won't believe it! She was given eng/lit

I dont need to hear from the others anymore, they scored way higher..n I know for sure they have all been admitted.

Congratulations all...the joy I have for you guys right now exceed the one I had for myself...HE knows.

Thank You Lord Jesus...Thank You

U see..u guys dnt knw y i've bin callin her M'Lady.
She chose law as her 1st choice and eng/lit as 2nd.
I saw her score and i knw 4rm dat moment. I found ma 1st coursemate.
M'lady
.
.
Thank u Riley
U za best.
*smiles*

Adex097: Me too....where is karen for crying out loud

Jes spoke 2 her, she wil check.
And tis gonna be testimonies diz nite.
:-)

Fairfax: Speechless.........am actually speechless.Jah is gud to me

Ooo my.....
Thank God 4u hun
So happeeeeeee
*dancin nude*
Me lady iz in
Me lady iz in
Me lady iz in
Hahahahaha...devil are u seein ma tin?
Me lady iz in.

Adex097: I'm praying for him too...ma guy Detivo aka Mr personal must be admitted IJN.

Amen ooo
And everybody else
Can't wait 2 hear 4rm M'lady
*smiles*

So boring a day.
PS2 tinz on ma pwetty mind.
*smiles*

Adex097: And the remains of my state's former governor was on board.

Heard dat breaking news an hour n half ago.
May dia souls rest in peace.
And i heard obasanjo's son was on dat craft too.
How true iz it?

Adex097: STATE LIAISON OFFICES IN LAGOS

[b] Abia State
Plot 122IB, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 5107, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617537
Adamawa State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12009, C.P.O.
Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-619024, 612934, 610749
Akwa Ibom State
14, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12866,
Lagos.
Tel: 01-2610105, 2610115
Anambra State
Plot 1231, Ahmadu Bello Way,
P.M.B. 80073, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -615 783, 614506
Bauchi State
Plot 1231.
P.M.B. 12009,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-617127, 6/2751
Bayelsa State
Plot 1223, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12634, C.P.O., Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611658, 612108
Benue State
Pjot 1221A, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12682, G.P.O., Manna, Lagos.
Tel: 01-610008, 6/7755
Borno State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12009, G.P.O, Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-619220
Cross River State
Plot 1229, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12631, Lagos.
Tel: 01-261005
Delta State
235/237, Moshood Abiola Road, Ijora. P.M.B. 12683,
Lagos.
Tel: 01 -835503 -5
Ebonyi State
P|ot 122IB, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12682, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -61753 7
Edo State
Edo House, Plot 1225,
Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -619772
Ekiti State
Oduduwa House,
Pjot 1226, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2616553, 261706!
Enugu State
Plot 1231, Bishop Oluwole Street,
P.M.B. 80070, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613338, 619218
Gombe State
Plot 1227, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12009,
Lagos.
Imo State
Plot 1221B, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 5107, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617532
Jigawa State
Plot 1196, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-617338
Kaduna State
Pjot 1232. Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-616274, 611057
Kano State
13, Waziri Ibrahim Street,
Victoria Island. P.O.Box 5052, Lagos.
Tel: 01-612534
Katsina State
26/28, Kofo Abayomi Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -619875, 618977
Kebbi State
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B. 72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611750
Kogi State
Plot 1224, Bishop Olywole Street.
P.O.Box 73814, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2622623, 2621477
Kwara State
11, Idowu Martins Street.
P.O.Box 411, Victoria Island,
Lagos. Tel: 01 -611304
Lagos State
286, Akin Olugbade Street,
Victoria Island; Lagos. Tel: 610748
Nassarawa State
Plot 1234. Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12737,
Lagos. Tel: 01-613210
Niger State
Plot 1230B, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01 -617668
Ogun State
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way. P.O.Box 8809.
Marina, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-2617696, 2616878
Ondo State
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos. Tel:
01-2617198, 2616553
Osun State
ISA, Cooper Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Tel: 01-686794, 2694256
Oyo State
Oduduwa House, Plot 1226,
Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island.
P.M.B. 12770, Marina, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613371 -3
Plateau State
Plot 1234, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 1 2737,
Marina, Lagos. Tel: 01-613210
Rivers State
Plot 1233, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12634,
Marina, Lagos. Tel: 01-611658, 615564
Sokoto State
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B. 72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613020
Taraba State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island. P.M.B. 12737, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611038, 615060
Yobe State
Plot 1227, Bishop Oluwole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-611038, 615060
Zamfara State
3, Adeola Odeku Street.
P.M.B. 72721, Victoria Island, Lagos.
Tel: 01-613020
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Good morning

Ur head iz dia jor.
I dun dey look 4 wer i go rob since.
Kudoz bwo.

Romanticboy1: U cn't combine waec nd neco o! Waec 4waec nd neco4neco

Yeah me know dat.
Buh in Uniben...anytin can happen. They combine waec and neco too.
A gurl got admission into Uniben last year...and it was wit waec n neco.
So in Uniben (nat in any oda skool o) tis pos'ble bwo.

Me feel lazy and bored diz morning.
Abeg....anybody 4 here wey i go fit visit?
:-(

chiji95: does uniben accept waec may/june 2012and waec may/june 2013 waec combination pls reply urgently

Dats ryt..dats ryt!
U can combine waec and neco too.
All djoin.

Romanticboy1: So u r oliseh dot com

Becketh iz oliseh.com jor
How did she know who i call ''M'lady''
And she say she pack every1 naked dp 4 head. Only oliseh knws dat b'cos itaf has tey'd she z bin here.
So oliseh.com iz Becketh
*smiles*

[quote author=oluwaugo][/quote]Lol!
U mean our pinnochio?

Becketh: kkk
*i already form a picture of everybody in my head*

Ifa hear
So u don't know i'm shokolate abii?
:-(

exPLIcit7: na u see...Chelsea is d 0nly team that can c0nfidently stand Bayern Munich.

Yeah!
And FC BASEL abi?
Hehehehehehehe...(laffin in kuwait)

Oooooooohh..Shitty...Shitty...Shitty.
I pity 4 una tinz.
1-3

Becketh: NAME-Fairfax
AGE-16-17
HEIGHT-average
FAV.COL-red
COMPLEXIOX-yelow popo
BEHAVIOUR-friendly,funny(asakel's lady)
GENDER-m
*i wish her d best*

*smiles*
My Lady likes red.....!
Cooooool
:-)

Becketh: NAME-Asakel
AGE-20-22
HEIGHT- same height
FAV.COLOR-black
COMPLEXION-dark
BEHAVIOUR-funny
*P.S,my guess o*

Lol!
Sewiously.
9'ce wan babe
U mean sey u reach 8ft?
Cos i'm 8.5 o
Lol!
And fav colour iz red o.....(zeze)
Oda wans are "check'd"
*smiles*

iLLiE: Snowwhite

Snowwhite kor...
Whitesnow nii.
:-)