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Appelmoiik: U didn't make merit list? C hw u dey vex

Pls tell the dude he shldnt vex. He can still make the 4th list.
Dats b4 the 5th.

honey: [size=20pt]MICKEY STOP DERAILING THIS THREAD, GO BACK TO UNIBEN, OR DO YOU REGRET CHOOSING UNIBEN, ITS NEVER TOO LATE, YOU CAN WRITE 2018/2019 JAMB.[/size]

Nah! Dant tink so.
Da rapture myt hv taken place by then.
Maybe after da rapture.

dapreacher: LMAO! I'm guessing Uniben's thread is that boring..for dem to be porting to our thread

Dats true.

honey: [size=15pt]ALL UNIBEN ASPIRANTS AND NON UNILAG ASPIRANTS SHOULD LEAVE THIS THREAD AND STOP DERAILING[/size]

ASAP
:-(

Mickey7: If u ar also law pls indicates too.i hv get admission to do lawyer at unilag..tnks

Lol!
All diz peeps goin to nite lessons instead ov daycare.

Feel like drinking Tandi Guarana.
So so thirsty.
:-(

Beachqueen59: ha ha ha yes

Lol!

Shit Packer

BREAKING:
Economy and Statistics: 71
Medicine: 82
Educations: 68
.
.
More breaking....coming soon.
Tite ur seatbelts.
*grabs his sledge hammer*
If anybody wan jes tok naah eh......ma fo ori e danu.
:-(

BREAKING!
Hogwarts jes released their 1st merit list for 2013/2014 session.
Omo dem fast o.
And dem write post ume after Uniben
:-(

sylvalord: A Sierra leonian who died, saw heaven and experienced hell and was sent back to earth by JESUS to share her revelation

Heard she lambast some pastors.
:-/

sylvalord: Good morning bro.. Dnt worry, christian music plenty 4 my phone.. U go c dem collect wella

Ryt!
No wahala bwoda.

drake49: God help me, my fellow aspirant pls pray 4 me, i ought nt to say this, but i bliv ur prayers wud help alxo. Very soon merit,2nd, nd 3rd list wud be out, nd wat succeeds it is clearance which is a huge amount of money, as estimated it is over a hundred thousand. Well thats a large amount of money bkos things aren't to ok wit my parents finacialy.....pls i want ur help in prayer xo that wen d list is out, i will be with u guys doing d clearance without any financial prob. Thanks as u pray 4 me nd my parents. GOD BLESS U all, our names are on the list

Deus-ex-machina
"the god 4rm the machine"
It means one who hs cm 2 save a situation.
God will make a way bwoda. There will be a coup-de-theatre in ur life b4 diz clearance diz year.
PRAYER IZ THE KEY!

nakwe: Ive lost my login password o, nd I tried gettn a new one from d kofa page here's wat dey say ''An email with your user name and
password has been sent to your email''
when I checked my mail I cant find any message from uniben Kofa Ive bin refreshn d page for ages still notin o

They hv sent it into ur box. Tis either u've deleted it by mistake o. Or tis nat da e-mail u use.

Trafford: yes for me

n about Freeman, he went into exile..remember? He'd return Sep 2nd.

Lol!
U jes remind me ov wan ov my literature bks "Sizwe Bansi is dead" by A. Fugard.
Riley Freeman iz on exile and his body liveth here with Trafford.
Lol!

chaarly: Na Tomato sauce

Lol!
9'ce.
I was thinkin..."chilli powder and thyme"

Trafford: you're prolly right


well, #9days to go

Sewiosly..........
No more R. Freeman?

I_am_Lamar: Are VCs not allowed to work under People again

Yeah!
At least gv him anoda post. Nat the secretary.
:-/
Pity 4d dude.
:-(

Adex097: He's not an aspirant.

Ryt!

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Beaut'ful People!
Buh sewiosly...."Bigcockboy"? 9'ce!
:-)

I_am_Lamar: well . .ehm.. The VC is my Father's Secretary

Ur father's secretary iz the VC. :-o?
:-/

Adex097: [/b]
Hahahaha....can't stop laughing..this particular one wanna crack my ribs.

If u no laff put head 4 insyd toilet...u never begin laff.

Brother Sylvalord.
Thank you for your prayers and worship songs.
.
When we meet in UNIBEN in november2013 u go pack christian songs full ma phones o.
A very good morning!
And good morning all.

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i greet una o

Greetings mate!
Do have a goodnight.

Good night you princesses ov China...and princes ov new England.
Don't let the bugs bite.
I take ma bow and my leave.
.
.
Off to bwasil.

karenkinky: Hall2 doznt rili ooz. But a mile away from the toilet region,what wl b passing thru ur nose is "infection....infection.....infection"

U see...
Dats why ASUU is fighting sweat and blood 4d betament ov our skools.
U'll see infections flyin here and there.
The Hall3 I stayd....Jesus Christ...I cldnt even poo there. They hv 2do sumtin.

sylvalord: may the GOOD LORD heal him IN JESUS NAME

Ami Jeeeesu!

mickeyIso: liar? Der are so many versions ..but sugar_cane? ℓ☺ℓ dts ‎ Ξν℮ŋ more hilarious

Lol!

karenkinky: Girls or boys? Because I can say same for girls. I'm not sure I can survive there for even a year o

4d girls!
I sneakd in and out one blessed nite unoticed. The next day, I had to use an oxygen mask.
I cld breath.....it was like..i was havin asthma.
Geeez!

Lol!
Tchaii!
Uniben guys like oju kokoro o., see as una jes dey peep 4 anoda thread(unilag) shoo.
Lol!
Adexie still dey find im lady. U go grow beard.

Adex097: Lol...just an E-friend o.

Yeah!
E-girlfriend

chaarly: Heheheheh
Ah tracked him too Ooº°˚
Wit mcslize

Adex oya cum n expantiate Ooº°˚

Lol!
Yeso...I catch mcslize too o. Buh im excape.
D'hehehe!