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Trafford: no mind am.. E no be like no be same exam I write last year.

One thing I noticed was that... Uniben used both screening score n aggregate..
E.g LAW.. I noticed those who scored 60 n above in Screening as well as aggregate were admitted IN tHE MERIT LIST.. Atleast, this I noticed in Edo aspirants...as I was closer to them (I'm a Deltan BTW ) but maybe the general cutoff was 62 or so for other states

while in the 2nd batch, those with 59 downwards in screening but 6O n above as aggregate were admitted to study some specific courses eg Linguistics, pol science edu, Religion, philosophy ,etc..(This applied strictly to Edo, n a few Deltans) I bet local govt was also considered.

It was same with other courses.. As a matter of fact, Uniben Also do look at your local govt when issuing admission.

Let's say use the names of football clubs in place of Local govt.. A. manUtd. B.chelsea

2 players from each club..
ManUtd(van persie, Rooney,)

2players from chelsea(Hazard, lampard)

They all played a competition.. For ManUtd,Rooney scored 7 goals, v.persie scored 6... While for Chelsea, Hazard scored 5 and Lampard scored 4)

lets say they need 2 players to rep England in blah blah competition..

Usually, don't you think they would pick Rooney n Van persie cuz they scored the most goals?

But that would be unfair to Chelsea..right? So here's what they do? They have to pick one from EACH club.. Hence they will pick Rooney who scored 7 and Hazard who scored 5... LEAVING VAN PERSIE WHO SCORED 6!!!

u may say.. But Van Persie scored 6 na..isn't that unfair?no, its not.. And that's where Catchment area comes in... That's where "Federal Character" comes in.

You know..it always hurt when mediocrity is enthroned over meritocrisy..n that's why, with my 58..no admission last year, but hearing someone with 55 getting LAW..I swear..I felt Like laying curses on Uniben..right from the V.C to the lecturers to the staffs..even to the main gate..their chairs..desk..tables..everything!

But for a moment, I stopped, got information..reasoned everything together,understood n tend to be very careful with the next jamb..n odas..n ThAnk GOD for bringing me this far n I believe HE will finish what HE started..

I believe with this, you guys now understand.. So when you see 53 admitted..n 55 not yet admitted..Dont just jump into conclusion it's "runs" (tho' there were such corrupt acts last year..bt e get skul wey no dey do am..? But Thank God, uniben own no too bad.. Go Delsu make u see things).

so When u see such, ask yourself.. "Are we from the same state?" if yes, ask yourself.. "are we from the same local govt?" if yes.. Ask yourself "are we of the same sex?"..(not sure if uniben does the sex thing sha o,but dere are schools that places more relevance female education than male.)

and one thing I must say is..I believe Uniben delibrately made the postume questions "not so difficult" cuz after the Jamb performance, I bet they wanted to boost people's score.. Imagine taking scores like 34..39 to jamb office for admission.. Questions will arise na

and I've said it before..n still saying it again, this year won't be like last year.. Virtually everyone here will be admitted..it all boils down to the course you will be given.

So, watch out for SEPTEMBER 2ND for the Merit List ..no1 told me, strictly based on logistics.




Oh God! i've typed another epistle again.. I try to stop..but I just cant

The epistle ov Paul the apostle to the Nigerians.
Chapter1

Lol! @trafford
A vewi good mornin bwo.
Me fellow admittee.
Hope ur nite was good?
:-)

Viewing this topic: ...........................................Ghost(m),...............................................Ghost(f),.......................................Asakel................and 3 guest(s)
I'm sure they're ghosts.

Michael Sokoto: and he calls himself C.S.O, smh

Lol! Maybe he was ill or sumtin. Cos me knw he dozn't like anytin more than his CSOing. Hehe!
And oyel money.
Buh i did watch 2nite...... LePérfectè

STORM2: Was reading through the posts oh! I can see ppl have moved to 2go...
That's a shame...
Usually ppl remain on nairaland so that the younger generation can have access to info and stuff....
Dude! I'm off to bed abeg...#hugs#

Lol! We still here.
Z'jes the groupie chat dats gat to be involvd in some way. And u knw 2go more faster and more groupie in a way....xcept network wan use u do caricature.
Buh the thread here must be alive... And alive it will be.
Longest tym sis. Didn't see u when i got to ur place with camel express (fastest delivery)

merlodie: Was goin through d previous posts n saw a lot of outrageous tins. Nw dnt let any1 deceive u strange tins hve happened in uniben and stranger tins still hapen. I got an agregate of 71 last year n i wasnt admitted. N dis year's agregate wasnt cool @ all. So all m sayin is 4 dose of u dat crossed d general cut-off of 50 marks, jx tank God n pray 2 him. Cos i believe wit d layin off of dose lecturers, malpractise will reduce by a great margin n dose dat merited it will b given dia desired course of study.

Hmmmph! Hopefully.

The night is dark and full ov terror.
Guide us now...don't let the night children hunt us.
Amen!

Hugo7: nyte c₹awle₹..§o bed

Hey...don't let Ghostie see dat. Ghostie will be so mad.

Asakel: yo Ghostie. When do'u tink d admission list wld come out.
Ghost: in 1month 12days 7hrs 15min and 16sec
Asakel: owh! Hope me get ma admission Ghostie. U and I.

Forza p: guy wetin u drink dis early morning?

Haa! At last . Human.
I drink natin ma fwend. Jes sum mix gin and rum...combine wit alomo bitters.
U shld taste it.

Ghost: u see trafford is online and he dozn't wanna tok to u.
Asakel: yeah i see him.
Yo trafford....wadup?
*smiles*
Ghost: his name looks familiar.
Asakel: u know him
Ghost: nah! I said it looks familiar...u dumwit scum. Jeez..dnt knw wats wrong wit u humans.
Asakel: owkay Ghostie...sowieee. So whr have u seen d name b4? I guess in anoda thread
Ghost: stupid humans...don't u eva watch futbol. Havn't u heard ov Old Trafford. I guess they named it afta him. Dnt u tink so As'kel.
Asakel: ! ? !

Ghost: don't u like ghostie company?
Asakel: oh..sure. I do. Buh i'wld luv a being to chat wit. Nat a.......owkay plz dnt let me say it.
*pffts*

*yawns*
Dis nite shift realy sucks. I wander how Adex cope wit all diz masquitoes in d houz... And its damn quiet.
*scared*

Asakel: hi ghostie, how u doin?

Ghost: me goodie. U?

Asakel: i'm gallant. Hey i got 92 in ma putme wad did u get?

Ghost: owh...dat. I got 14. Do u think i'm gud 2go.

Asakel: uuuhm! Dats a fair score...buh i'll ask the VC.

Dnt wori ghost.
I'm on duty dis nite.
Adex n co z na where 2b found.

Owkay naw i'm speaking to maself and dat sounds crazy.
:-(

I guess no one is.

*speaking in british accent*
Is anyone home?

sylvalord: *shocked* gas insyd kunu.. *returns bottle to him ASAP*

Oga drink am finish jor.
After u dan drink more dan half u kon dey return bottle.
Lol?

sylvalord: congrats bro.. *grabs kunu 4rm him*

Lol! Thanks bwoda.
Easy wit d kunu o......gas plenty inside.

I've jes become an uncle 4d 5th time.
Glory be 2 God
A vewi good morning with a smile
Come celebrate with me
*kunu and groundnut on point*
Lol!
G'morning again friends.

Una scatter record yesterday o 4 Nairaland.
Jes yesterday as dem release result....under 4hrs una tear open 11 pages. Lol!
Even doz wey dey peep 4rm 4yards 4 long kon decide to belong.
Well...na prayer sha. Our scores have been gud. Now tis the admission.
''Alls well that ends well."

I rep Eng/Lit

chaarly: Hmmmm.. Ojingbe and doc miss. . .
#clears throat#

Natin spoil sha.. Una state rhyme
Ondo
Edo

So.. Make una leave mehlena 4me Ooº°˚

@law aspirants

Oga.....if a cari akpako pursue u ehn.

Fynestboi: i just dey ni ooo LONGEST TIME INDEED BRO......

D pume was 5ne all tanks to JAH

IF I COULD REMEMBA VIVIDLY U CHOOSE OAU TO RYT?

Nah bwo...jes Uniben. I shld hv written Delsu also buh 4fited it.

Did u write in Uniben too?

martowskin1: I got

51aggregate

NURSING DEPARTMENT, any hope for me, pls somebody should respond to me b4 I kill my self

Haa! O fe kpa ara e.
U shld cum to maa houz. Eehn...ehn..I yaf cutlass, suword...ehn eehn shutigun ati ati dat wan das is tobi ghun.
If doz wans i calld izi nat e enuff aah yaf eh...rope and poison.
So egbon....u haf so many opisioni o. SUICIDE MISON

Fynestboi: *just passing by*

Fynest...How va na.
Longest tym. How ur exam 4 OAU na?
Abi u no write dia again.
*cheers bwoda*

Mornin fwends!
Jes pop'd in to say 'howdy'

Sssssshh!
*whispering*
Don't tell any1 o.
Asakel screening score (68%)
Asakel aggregrate score (60%)
I can't shout. Jes goin 4 Eng/Lit.

Ma fwend jes checkd his UNN result...buh he saw no "no result found"
Dis wan iz badt mhen.
:-(

GorgeousReney: Hw's evry1 doin?

We doin gallantly dearie.
:-)