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HealthRe: Meet Chidiebere Ibe, Bringing Black Illustrations To The Medical Field by AsapTeddy(m): 6:26pm On Dec 16, 2021
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CrimeRe: Obinwanne Okeke To Be Released In 2028 - US Bureau Of Prisons by AsapTeddy(m): 6:05pm On Dec 16, 2021
shigishege:
Though I'm Yoruba but Hushpuppy own go reach 2035 grin I don't side criminals unlike my red muddy cannibalistic Igbo brothers from the AfghanEASTERN bush
In your mind now...you have made sense.
PoliticsRe: Borno Bans Distribution Of Food To IDPs, To Close All IDP Camps In The State by AsapTeddy(m): 5:58pm On Dec 16, 2021
samtee37:
There are millions of other places they can channel their help
Mumu..

A government that can even help it's people wants to send helpers away...?
PoliticsRe: Borno Bans Distribution Of Food To IDPs, To Close All IDP Camps In The State by AsapTeddy(m): 5:57pm On Dec 16, 2021
Godons1:
They need it in the East. Too many IDP camps all over the East. IPOB have made so many innocent IGBO People homeless. grin grin
Mumu
BusinessRe: Ventura Mall, Ibadan Is On Fire by AsapTeddy(m): 7:12pm On Dec 15, 2021
BKayy:
Maybe someone ignited the fire because the roof of the mall is not real brown.
Just look at the roof, the owner tricked the people by putting a semi brown roof instead of the original rusty zinc Ibadan is known for.

I don't mean to offend anyone but this is the only reasonable explanation here.

Lets be guided please.
Flexing your stupidity all because of cheap nl likes.

Ode.

Shun tribalism
PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by AsapTeddy(m): 8:43am On Dec 15, 2021
KiNg0G:
I dey type sense.

it take normal human being to understand.



I can bet on my balls the op didn't go there to ask politely or request for the reason why it was locked.

after the fight.

he said he still went to open the well.


that nor supposed tell you say the op get him own for body?


if you get sense You supposed weigh 2 odds
Mumu..

U lack common sense.

Ode
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 8:14am On Dec 15, 2021
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CultureRe: 90-year-old Emir Of Daura, Faruk Umar Marries 20-year-old Bride (Pictures) by AsapTeddy(m): 8:03am On Dec 15, 2021
90 years vs 20 years...

Problem dey this country oh
SportsRe: Adeoye Fawaz, Bus Conductor, Wins Chess Tournament In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by AsapTeddy(m): 8:00am On Dec 15, 2021
Chess na big boys game na....


For men wey sabi
BusinessRe: Fairmoney Becomes A Fully Digital Bank by AsapTeddy(m): 7:39am On Dec 15, 2021
MarketDispatch:
Seems all the earlier posters are staff or sponsored posts of Fairmoney....as for me I like to know I can walk into the physical branch of my bank rather than bank with an app that Google play can block or an app that can disappear overnight.
U just dey know?

Na their agents full here.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of People Taken Right Before They Died by AsapTeddy(m): 10:42pm On Dec 14, 2021
TheSourcerer:
One of the male Victims of Jeffery Dahmer , his sister posted the last picture of him before going to the store and never returned , he was mutilated and eaten , his head was found in Dahmer's fridge years later ,he was 17 and was a senior high school student with 'gift of painting'.
Mhen that Jeffery dahmer na real devil...

Just read about him on Wikipedia.


Omo the guy wicked.
PoliticsRe: My Brother Was Not Kidnapped By Bandits ― Sheikh Gumi by AsapTeddy(m): 9:04am On Dec 14, 2021
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TravelRe: Bent Truck Spotted In Motion In Lagos: Pictures & Video by AsapTeddy(m): 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2021
grin

So no road safety official saw this one.


Zoogeria
Music/RadioRe: Rema Gifts Female Fans ₦1.2 Million For Rocking The Stage With Him by AsapTeddy(m): 7:41pm On Dec 13, 2021
Muyiwaipere:
He said it already


Another banger
I'm in love with plenty women
I know I migh' marry all of them
E no matter the shape or color
I go make sure say I must collect
I get one way be my sponsor
I get one way dey call me honey
One way dey do me winchy, winchy
She dey do like Patience Ozokwor
Wole, ka lo
Get in my room, make you lie down
Body dey move like a python
Love way dey give me iron
Wole, ka lo
After the room to the parlor
Then make you pose for my Canon
Love way dey boost me iron
I too like woman, I too like woman
Me I no dey gboran, me I no dey gboran
I too like woman, I too like woman
Me I no dey gboran, me I no dey gboran
Sa koloweko eh (oweko)
Sa koloweko eh (oweko)
Ikebe wamé jar
Jar one, jar two, jar three
Sa koloweko eh (oweko)
Sa koloweko eh (oweko)
Ikebe wamé jar
Jar one, jar two, jar three
Too many girls in my DM
Uganda to London to Benin
I pray make I no go reply them
Never to be on a olobe ohh ('lobe ohh)
Kpakoro back to the matter ohh
Since I dey look up your picture ohh
Girl, you go finish my data ohh
(Asampeteprokotomakule, mstchwww)
Mmh, I dey see girls for my Explore
Them many way me I adore
If they no do, no be by force
Plenty way dey, way go concur
Dey way go concur
Enter the room give me your phone
Make them no go see me for blog
Wole, ka lo
Get in my room, make you lie down
Body dey move like a python
Love way dey give me iron
Wole, ka lo
After the room to the parlor
Then make you pose for my Canon
Love way dey boost me iron
I too like woman, I too like woman
Me I no dey gboran, me I no dey gboran
I too like woman, I too like woman
Me I no dey gboran, me I no dey gboran
I too like woman, I too like woman
Me I no dey gboran, me I no dey gboran
I too like woman, I too like woman
Me I no dey gboran, me I no dey gboran
Sa koloweko, eh (oweko)
U need to change the kind of music you listen to.

Look at this nonsense you call lyrics?

Na wah
PhonesRe: 63.97 Million Telephone Lines Disconnected Amid SIM–NIN Linkage by AsapTeddy(m): 6:55am On Dec 13, 2021
Sonyboom765:
This is what happens when lunatic are allowed to roam free on the pages of NL.
You are obviously the lunatic here. You really lack a deep sense of reasoning, otherwise, you would have agreed with the salient points he mentioned.

Mugu
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh2021: Why Bishop Oyedepo Will Continue To Be The Richest Pastor In Nigeria by AsapTeddy(m): 8:32pm On Dec 12, 2021
nosiebaba:
Still wiser that all the men in your lineage
E pain am Sha. grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 11:08am On Dec 12, 2021
More edits.

Thanks

Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh2021: Why Bishop Oyedepo Will Continue To Be The Richest Pastor In Nigeria by AsapTeddy(m): 10:31am On Dec 12, 2021
nosiebaba:
That one concern you, you think everybody is suffering from generational poverty like you.
Your mumu no toooo muchhhhhc?
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Christian Also Read The "Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses"? by AsapTeddy(m): 10:10am On Dec 12, 2021
Adjovi:
Na you sabi. You go tell me whether na your uncle. Or you think it's a thing of pride to admit ones family member ran mad or I'll come out here on social media to lie that my uncle team mad to what gain?. Anything you like you believe. That's your problem.


Naso Una dey shout say nothing like jazz up and down until the day it go do you yourself your eye go clear.
Oga this is a faceless forum. Admitting your uncle died from reading a book doesn't prove anything. Anyone can come up here and post such claim. Na lie u dey lie and you know it.

With all the jazz in your country...and the masses still dey wallow in hunger and poverTEA? grin

LAST LAST...AUNA. EYE GO CLEAR
BusinessRe: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by AsapTeddy(m): 9:56am On Dec 12, 2021
Too many fair money agents commenting.

Awon werey...

One person with different monikers promoting fair money.

Una dey deceive una self.
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Christian Also Read The "Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses"? by AsapTeddy(m): 9:52am On Dec 12, 2021
Adjovi:
I'll tell you point blank from experience. It happened to my uncle. He got the book and practiced the things in it. He became insane till he died. If you like believe me or not that's your problem. That book is a very dangerous book. How to summon angels which I doubt are angels. My uncle was a teacher in the quest for vast knowledge was what pushed him into it. Be very careful.
Lie kill you there... grin

The book is no different from the lesser key of Solomon and the goercia that is freely available online.

Nothing like running mad.

Countless people from all over the world have read the books....none rand mad.

Only Nigerians are running mad. That should tell you it's all rumours...like the ritual money nonsense you all believe in
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Christian Also Read The "Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses"? by AsapTeddy(m): 9:49am On Dec 12, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Lies and denying your own original moniker won't save you. Your comments betray you, so you can deceive others but certainly not me...

As i said earlier, you need serious deliverance from the demons controlling you, otherwise expect to keep fighting against those who speak the Truth and expose the works of the devil. Not surprised though as i expected this topic to attract the demonically influenced and agents of the devil including those posing as atheists here like you, because it exposes the works of the devil whom you work for here.

So keep justifying the post and proving me right with your comments.
Mumu..listen to sound counsel and stop posting nonsense.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most People Go Through The "Hoe-phase" After A Breakup? by AsapTeddy(m): 9:04pm On Dec 11, 2021
Johndagr8t:
every time you call people childish,
man grow old tonight and die overnight idiot
Ok kid. I feel your pain
RomanceRe: Why Do Most People Go Through The "Hoe-phase" After A Breakup? by AsapTeddy(m): 7:08pm On Dec 11, 2021
Childish comments everywhere.

The hoe-phase is something a couple of girls pass through.

It's real.

Whether it's good or bad...doesn't matter. The fact that it is real..it happens...and people go through it.


Don't come here capping nonsense about whether it is morally right lt wrong.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hun Sen, Cambodian PM Orders All US Weapons Destroyed by AsapTeddy(m): 8:09pm On Dec 10, 2021
Holdon2203:
Good people of this forum. Kindly come to my rescue before I end it all tonight. I'm homeless, broke and hopeless. Please I'm in tears...07.068.37.75.41


21.25.16.69.93
Uba..
U dey mad.


Sell your phone and buy food chop..werey
Foreign AffairsRe: Hun Sen, Cambodian PM Orders All US Weapons Destroyed by AsapTeddy(m): 8:05pm On Dec 10, 2021
Affiliatecopy19:
Hello All!

I have an Affiliate ebook with comprehensive video training and bonuses I risked to purchased for 50k early this year just because i wanted to change my life and it's worth it but I haven't started practicing yet because my laptop got faulty and I do not have enough money to start paying for ads to get subscribers.

The whole process was like using money to get more money.

I want to give it out for 2,500 naira.....

Note: There's a lot of proofs that I bought the package(my receipts) and proofs that I have the package to avoid every form of doubt.

Please, buy from me. I don't want to beg on nairaland, that is why I am selling something.

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Please, Rich Nairalanders, buy from me with love.

The training package comes with:

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(3) whattttsap/p me at 0_7_0_85(2)_(2)_(3)_1__45 if you're interested.

God bless youuuuuu.........
Sapa don blow this one
CrimeRe: Keren-happuch Akpagher: New CCTV Video Surface As School Insists On Innocence by AsapTeddy(m): 5:18am On Dec 10, 2021
Rapists are devil's.

I can't imagine raping a girl.

Sex is meant to be pleasurable, an act based on consent, filled with pleasurable moans and groans from the babe, that only makes you want her the more.

It is not meant to be filled with struggling punching screaming, scratching and cursing

You dey struggle with babe and your di..ck still stand?

Omo...my dick.....k can't even stand for such a a thing.


God bless all the cute yellow-pawpaw babes out there.

One. Love..

Death to all rapists.
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel (living Faith) Shiloh 2021 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by AsapTeddy(m): 7:29am On Dec 08, 2021
Affiliatecopy18:
Hello All!

I have an Affiliate ebook with comprehensive video training and bonuses I risked to purchased for 50k early this year just because i wanted to change my life and it's worth it but I haven't started practicing yet because my laptop got faulty and I do not have enough money to start paying for ads to get subscribers.

The whole process was like using money to get more money.

I want to give it out for 2,500 naira.....

Note: There's a lot of proofs that I bought the package(my receipts) and proofs that I have the package to avoid every form of doubt.

Please, buy from me. I don't want to beg on nairaland, that is why I am selling something.

I'm in my final year in the university and I don't have money for my project which would be due for final submission in the next few month.

Please, Rich Nairalanders, buy from me with love.

The training package comes with:

(1) Over 200 bonuses apps you can use as incentives for your prospective subscribers.

(2) Enormous amount of emails swipes, so you don't have to be writing sale's letters. Just copy and paste.

(3) whattttsap/p me at 0_7_0_85(2)_(2)_(3)_1__45 if you're interested.

God bless youuuuuu............
...
.
.
Ebook seller....

Most of you affiliate marketers in naija don't practice any affiliate marketing, all you do is look for mumu Nigerians to sell ebooks to.

Werey people

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