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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 10:17am On Jan 10, 2023
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 10:17am On Jan 10, 2023
Happy new year guys

BusinessRe: ||SCAM ALERT!!! Don't Be A Victim||*UPDATES ON PAGES 1-7* by AsapTeddy(m): 12:42am On Jan 10, 2023
Francisvis:
can you give a detailed explanation on how I scammed you ? Do you know what you are using to joke can really put you in big trouble .
This one na real serial thief and criminal.

You scam person finish still come here dey talk like your innocent, and you know nothing of the scam.


E no go better for you.

Calamity awaits you soonest.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Tag All Fair Guys Handsome? (photos) by AsapTeddy(m): 11:57am On Jan 07, 2023
Give your focus to better things..
FamilyRe: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by AsapTeddy(m): 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
Click like if you really miss your mum.
CrimeRe: Police Defend Drambi Vandi Who Killed Pregnant Lawyer, Call Him ‘Nice Man’ by AsapTeddy(m): 7:35pm On Jan 04, 2023
Think9ja:
To be honest, if you read what happened, you'll understand why the police is saying this.

From what we heard, it was a stop and search operation. The police man was said to have asked them to pull over. As they were waiting for the car in front of them to move so that they could park well, the unfortunate incident happened.

I mean, there was no justification whatsoever for him to have done that. The first thing that came to my mind when I read that story was accidental discharge of firearm.

The story went further to say that the suspect also threatened to shoot the sister of the deceased. Asin, does that look ordinary? I think he panicked or something like that.

Honestly, I feel for both families. The family of the deceased for losing a loved one and the family of the suspect for the shame and misery he brought to them. Thirty three years of service all gone down the drain in split seconds. He's definitely going to spend a long time in prison.

I know we're angry and disappointed. But after all the emotions, let's sit down to properly analysed what might have happened. Let's temper Justice with mercy.

Would I have said this if she was my loved one? I don't know.

RIP to her and I pray the family gets the fortitude to bear this grate lost and I pray justice is served.
U dey crase for this useless comment.
Music/RadioRe: Ailly Omojehova Drops Another Praise Jam Ep 4 by AsapTeddy(m): 5:25pm On Jan 03, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER1:
Hope you didn't cross over with your arrogance and ignorance to learn that "am" is not a short form of "I'm/I am"?

"Am" is meaningless unless you are asking a question about yourself! When you use it wrongly, you look foolish and dumb.
Frustrated soul...
Be like say this one never see new year rice chop

RomanceRe: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by AsapTeddy(m): 3:29pm On Jan 03, 2023
Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.
Omo...

How una take dey create all these simping text.

Reading the texts alone shows how superdicial and dake they are.

The babe go just they laugh...


The best thing is to apologize with a simple text. " Babe I am sorry"


That's all..

Then ghost her flr 2 months.

After two months...call her and set up a meet.

That's all.

Sending her all these texts will make matters worse.


Well...op na mumu sha..real mumu.
CrimeRe: Young Woman Robbed, Raped And Murdered By Okada Rider In Cross River (Graphic) by AsapTeddy(m): 2:09pm On Jan 03, 2023
VawulenceProMax:
I don't know why some girls are this dumb. If guy want force him self to Bleep you , just plead with him to use condom
.confess love for him and even tell him he will be your bf after the fucking
Lure him Wella and when he is weak and vulnerably sleeping after fucking like 5 rounds , look for sharp knife and cut his preek.
Girls are just dumb

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by AsapTeddy(m): 1:04pm On Jan 03, 2023
Gobengroup:
There's this girl I met on January 1st.. I notice she's been eyeing during the crossover night and I approach her after.. We met later in the evening because her street isn't that far from mine..

I've done basically everything with her apart from sex, so I invited her over yesterday and she agreed.. One thing led to the other and she wasn't able to come.
Although she called me in the afternoon when she was ready to come and I told her to give me 30 minutes because I wasn't around then.. I called her later when I get home (less than 30 mins) and she picked but she doesn't hear me well (maybe something's wrong with her phone).. After that I call her twice and she refuse to pick up...

Later in the evening when I stroll out I heard some fights happen in her street yesterday night like an inter Street fighting..
This morning she message asking me whether I heard what happen yesterday night and I haven't reply her.. This is a girl that I don't even woo but we've been doing almost everything in a relationship apart from sex in less than two day...

Chiefs pls what do you think I should do? angry

N: The fight happen in her street yesterday night and we agreed on afternoon not night, that isn't an excuse.. She was online yesterday night and couldn't even care to message me..


Ubunja
CaveAdullam
Pukkalo
Jeshal
Heartofcity
Martinez
I swear u dey crase.

Make she put her life at risk because she wan give you puna?

Omo...in short u dey mad.


You better free the girl
CrimeRe: ''She Was My Only Child''- Slain Lawyer, Bolanle Raheem's Mum Speaks (video) by AsapTeddy(m): 9:26am On Jan 02, 2023
What a sad loss.
RomanceRe: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by AsapTeddy(m): 5:44pm On Jan 01, 2023
meedoLock:
Lol. I'm not a game guy o, there are other underlying reasons why I drew my conclusion which is best known to me. We are just trying to learn from our time to time mistakes
LoL bro...

By game..I don't mean yahoo oh.

From the op's post, you could tell that the babe has a higher frame. In order words, she viewed herself as the prize ( the Op has to get) and she chatted from that frame.

So she has the upper hand.
RomanceRe: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by AsapTeddy(m): 5:22pm On Jan 01, 2023
Blessedmercy8:
Hmmm.. men have cease to be men. So because she suggested eateries as meeting point, she's not reasonable? By the way, which eatery is not expensive nowadays? Ordinary buka, you'll still spend a reasonable amount of money to eat what you want. So I don't see that as her being too extravagant.

As for stating what she wants in a man, she has every right to choose her kind of man according to her taste and not settle for anything short of that just for the sake of it. That you don't measure up to her kind of man doesn't make her unreasonable. It's her choice. The beat you can do is let her go and then you look for someone who doesn't mind your current financial status.

By the way, what makes you think you can roll with someone who's using an iphone when you are using an android phone? A fresh grad for that matter... You guys are levels apart and that alone is a red flag.

My dear, she's not for you. Like you said, go and catch your own fish by yourself. Hang your bag where your hand go reach.
What makes you think guys using Android phones don't rock babes using iphone?

Stop believing nonsense....

Op just lacks game...thats his problem.

He doesn't know how to control his frame.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by AsapTeddy(m): 1:17am On Jan 01, 2023
Youngjohnosas:
thanks for the message boss,the message you just dropped was solely meant for me , it's just a perfect description of my life right now.

Ending the year indebted,gambling took a bit part of my income towards the end of the year, although I am not a chronic gambler just wanted to try out my luck if I could get something to settle my debt but ended up losing the little I had on me .

Ended the year penniless , I had downloaded up to three loan app today so I could get a little token to hold body and soul together but my offers were denied.

The country is hard , my only reliable friends are a bit down at the moment ,worst part of it is that my girlfriend suddenly changed , called her last night and she told me to call her back in an hour time that she was in a call with a male friend ,was upset , I asked if her male friend was more important than I am, her response was nobody is more important than the other person.tried raising a convo with her, she said I was disturbing her and next blocked me so she could continue the call with the other guy.same phone I bought with my own money .

Have been down since morning , couldnt even get something to eat till this evening .your message coming at this time of the night has lifted my spirit.i just believe there are better days ahead .

Thanks for the motivation boss .
She doesn't value you or respect you.
It's better you ditch her, and move on with the little respect and sanity left.


Please just move on..

Don't look back.

Pick yourself up. Delete her number, pictures, photo and everything.

Get a pen and jotter...and write out your plans for the year...and for each month.

E no easy ..but try use your head and come up with stuffs you can do to help you out of this situation.

Thinking about her, and about the whole mess will worsen the situation.
RomanceRe: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by AsapTeddy(m): 5:45pm On Dec 31, 2022
Kenneth10110:
Can someone take pap in place of the custard then mix with beans and chocolate as you said its gonna be effective ?
I don't know about that way....only beans and custard..that's the one I know bro
RomanceRe: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by AsapTeddy(m): 1:34am On Dec 28, 2022
Luukasz:
Omo, what does beans custard and milk does?.
Talk am so other guys can learn
I can testify to this...

Custard... especially chekers custard..mixed with 2 satchets of cowbell choco..and beans in any form...akara moin moin or normal cooked beans...na serious means of bulking up...you fit add bread join a.
Chop am Wella..

U go fat like mumu..


You go just gather weight...u don't even need work out...you will put on flesh.. especially..your cheeks...go pop out...

Na normal secret..

Just that buhari sapa dey make things hard
Christianity EtcRe: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by AsapTeddy(m): 9:55pm On Dec 26, 2022
Jacob67:
Good evening everyone please am seeking for an help for the sake of God please i just gave a birth but it was so unfortunately we lost the father of my kid even before I gave the birth and it has lead to a lots of hunger and sufferness for us with no helping hand please try to assist us out even if it's for us to eat with and by special grace of God you shall never experience a backwardness and untimely death in your life..., and may God shall never take away all what have been the sources of an happiness and blessings to you in this life amen, please this my acct


A,ccess B, ank
Janet Jacob
16-77-15-17-61
U no dey tire..?

Abeg rest..
No carry this foolish scam enter new year...unless you want curses.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Tega Lists Qualities She Wants In A Man Without It Leading To Marriage by AsapTeddy(m): 11:08am On Dec 21, 2022
Flysinglemom:
Aunty Tega has touched the tail of the Tiger, her online in-laws are coming for her head grin grin grin


It is well dear
Scammer...promoting her begging account
SportsRe: Breakdown Of World Cup Prize Money ($440M) by AsapTeddy(m): 2:26pm On Dec 18, 2022
Even ritual no fit give you this kind money.

Hard work pays
CrimeRe: Burial Photos Of The 32-Year-Old Lady Raped & Murdered In Jos by AsapTeddy(m): 7:54pm On Dec 16, 2022
Xt5hhauja:
Yooooooo!
Let me teach you how to close and scam white clients with no traces, and Earn in dollars starting today with Instagram!!!
I've got Proofs attached too...
U dey crase...

No go find work..

They look for who to send you free 5k.
SportsRe: Tite steps down As Brazil Coach after World Cup Exit by AsapTeddy(m): 9:42pm On Dec 09, 2022
Yeye man....


When em dey dance again south Korea nko?
RomanceRe: What I Did To An Ungrateful And Unappreciative Girlfriend by AsapTeddy(m): 3:50pm On Dec 07, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
Thrash grin grin grin grin grin I felt dizzy reading this thrash u wrote grin grin grin grin grin so she should lie down on the floor for u because of ordinary cheap Chocolate and Biscuits? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

What u really need is EDUCATION and not RELATIONSHIP grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mumu
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Asake Olamide And fireboy Vector Art Cover using your phone ( photo by AsapTeddy(op): 6:06am On Dec 02, 2022
blingxx:
Drop your number bro
070...3884....5741
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Asake Olamide And fireboy Vector Art Cover using your phone ( photo by AsapTeddy(op): 5:54am On Dec 02, 2022
blingxx:
Guy abeg teach me
You can join my online class on whatsapp
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 8:56pm On Nov 16, 2022
Simple....

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 8:53pm On Nov 16, 2022
Been a while pals..

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I am TeddyArt. Check out my Toon Gallery. ( Photos) by AsapTeddy(op): 8:47pm On Nov 16, 2022
New works

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