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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should Primary School Education Be Added To A CV? by ashieduplus(m): 9:19pm On Aug 22, 2015
Abugab:
FSLC is actually one of the most important thing to have in a CV.
Most thorough and well organized HR departments in good organizations even go as far as verifying them.
Very important.

Wrong.

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Business / Re: Naira Rallies Against The Dollar by ashieduplus(m): 10:05am On Aug 22, 2015
BishopMagic:


Shut up you bloody liar.


It was 190 as at May 29.


I know because I converted some of my savings to my dorm account in apprehension that it will further fall.


Y do u love to lie? What do you gain from this blatant falsehood?

The dollar traded above 225 at the parallel market before May 29.

FYI I work in a bank.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Suspends Parradang, Nigeria Immigration Boss by ashieduplus(m): 10:13pm On Aug 21, 2015
Decibel:
Dead on arrival!!Buhari and APC should come out clean and explain to Nigerians why they grant visas to global known terrorists. In a sane clime Buhari and APC would have been taken to Hague for sponsoring terrorism in the West African sub-region.


U need therapy. Honestly.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 6:34pm On Aug 19, 2015
TJ18:

Hi, HR just called me few mins back to enquire if I've done my med.She said they would feed me back hopefully tomorrow.

Same here. Do send me ur number. ashieduplus@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 4:37pm On Aug 19, 2015
TJ18:
I haven't collected the offer letter yet,but I'm sure the resumption date would be stated on it. I feel it's safe to do your planning based on the resumption date stated on the letter. #myopinion

Hello,

Heard any news since our medicals yet?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 9:43am On Aug 19, 2015
Phonon:
Expect one of the most grueling three weeks of your life. It is intensive so one has a lot of content thrown at them especially the accounting aspect if you are had no prior knowledge. In general, it is a fun experience if you take the good and put aside everything else. Make a lot of friends; you will need them as you move on. grin



Tanx Phonon.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 10:49pm On Aug 18, 2015
Ezehrobinson:
Its the season of offer letter. Let the testimony continue.


Lets start taking attendance
#Audit
Ezehrobinson
Tj18
chukarvin

who else?

Ashieduplus....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 7:12pm On Aug 18, 2015
Phonon:
Well,make the best of it.:-)




Erm, Phonon. Thanks for ur contribution in th previous threads. I found them invaluable. Pls what r we to expect during the training course?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 9:10am On Aug 18, 2015
Showday:
Resumption is 7th of september. Got a call from them last friday.For payment an insider will know better.

Have you gotten your offer letter yet?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2015
Got my medical mail today. Still can't believe it. Thanks to everyone on the thread for the info and goodwill. Can't wait to meet you guys at the tower.

#Team Audit

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 6:24pm On Aug 11, 2015
essence06:
hello everyone....i hv bin sneaking in to read ur comments........got my mail for medicals today.
#team audit#

Have u done the second PI?
Politics / Re: Buhari Wants Islamic Books Included In Federal Schools' Curriculum by ashieduplus(m): 5:57pm On Aug 03, 2015
So many ignorant people on this thread. Maybe we should remove CRK from our curriculum.

PMB carry go jare. Nothing do you!

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Politics / Re: War Against Money Laundering: Banks, PDP Kick Against Cbn’s Policy by ashieduplus(m): 7:30am On Aug 03, 2015
PassingShot:
Wonders shall never end. How can a party that failed woefully at managing our economy in the sixteen years it ruled want to advise APC on how to clear the mess they created?

PDP - the party that brought pains, sorrows and sufferings on Nigerians for sixteen years with their brand of paddy paddy economy is talking of archaic and outdated policies! Wow! This party is a useless party in every sense of the word "useless".

How is trade and import restrictions archaic and outdated when many developed and developing nations still engage in it to protect their economy?

How is restriction on domiciliary accounts a bad thing in attempting to stabilize the local currency? The report even highlights it that the policy has started yielding the desired results with[b] a dollar now exchanging for N220 naira in some cases; compared to about N245 a week [/b]earlier.

Metuh/PDP are not to be taken serious for a second. They have lost it completely.

You are still in the past.

199 to a $

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2015
SegunMike:


Oga HR manager na u sabi.
Being so assertive in assumptions isn't too good.
KPMG selects the best of the bests. You'll be surprised that out of those even yet to write their test, some MAY still be selected. At this period of final selections, it's about being OUTSTANDING.
AC & P.I are still being conducted(more frequently).
So if you're yet to get a mail after your P.I, pray & believe.
If you are yet to undergo test, AC or P.I, put in your VERY BEST, you could outshine those who have already done b4 you.
This process is simply : SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. And of course, God's Favor.

Note: KPMG takes in GT all through the year depending on need. September is just the MAJOR intake time.


All the best All.

Thanks for this post. I was worried at first when those I did PI with got their mails while I was yet to get mine. So this means that we might still be sent medical mails. Or does KPMG send the mails in batches?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 6:41pm On Jul 31, 2015
tshoboy:

I did mech engr, 2 other friends did chemical engr and industrial chemistry and we all got the medical mail.

What division did u apply for?

When did u do ur PI?

How many peeps did u meet there

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 5:47pm On Jul 31, 2015
heefee:
i studied accounting@ashieduplus

oga segunMike, is dere a possibility of an individual not getting offer letter afta medicals? Wen r we 2expect offer letters.
Som key decisions r hinged on ur reply.
Thanks n c u soon

Oh. Seems like those thst were called first studied accounting or related courses, at least from what I know so far..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 12:22pm On Jul 31, 2015
heefee:



dnt tink i can categorically gv an authentic reply. Met abt 7persons yestd though. They'l surely get back to u wit ur success mail. Hed they stil conducting test nxtwk

What did u study by the way? Accounting ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2015
ceechedah:


Those whose test r next week cannot get into Kpmg september, theirs will b next yr.

Those in audit who r yet to get success mails on their PI shld forget abt kpmg this year and wait for next year. This is just the sincere truth

Lol. I got a benchmark mail o. That was since two weeks ago or so. I meant to say that I've been benchmarked.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 9:53am On Jul 31, 2015
heefee:



no, it didnt. Medicals started yestd. Had mine today

How many peeps do u think have done medicals?

Did my Audit PI on July 6 and haven't yet heard from them.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 8:24pm On Jul 30, 2015
coolbibz:


At all.

When did you do ur PI?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 8:09pm On Jul 30, 2015
coolbibz:



Received a mail yet?

No I haven't? What of u?
Politics / Re: Radiobiafra Launches Another Satellite. by ashieduplus(m): 7:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
SaAbbas:
Advice on How to get Biafra

1: Tell all the South Eastern senators and members of
the federal house of assembly to quit their
leadership positions and come back to their
motherland.

2: Request for all our Igbo brothers
in the Nigerian army to be dishonourably
discharged so they would come and receive
training from Nnamdi Kanu and prepare for the 2nd civil war.

3: Recall every indigene of the
South East that is in the Northern zones, since they now call it the zoo.

4: Create a Biafran
ocean
and build a standard seaport that will help the shipment of goods to the South east.

5: Form a Biafran police force that will help start enforcing arrogant laws on the people of the South East like
the so called director oppresses and abuses everyone online and on air. 6: Buy Fighter Jets, Tanks and automatic rifles from countries like Russia, France or the US that even refused to sell
to the great country Nigeria, maybe they will consider and sell to Nnamdi Kanu.

7: Tell all the
Igbo's in other part of this country to carry their
house and family and come to the new country
you are about to form for them.

8: Let all Igbo's leave the Nigerian currency he or she has in
Nigerian banks, and come back to Biafra and
work for the Biafran pound, remove the Nigerian
plate numbers in your cars, tell MTN, Airtel,
Etisalat Nigeria to change their suffix names here
in the south to MTN Biafra etc, Also tell all the
websites in the world to include the new country
Biafra to the list of countries that is been
chooosed when creating an account.

9: Every
Nigerian school like the University of Nigeria at
Nsukka, UNTH and every other Nigerian office in
the south east must be uprooted and carried
back to Abuja, lol.

10: When all this and much
more have been done, come down to the south
east, Mount a flag of Biafra anywhere that an
army officer will see you doing so, this will help
start a fight with the Northern military personnel
here in the south east. Do it & watch out # God_
bless_Nigeria jare.


Lmao @ the bolded. Biafran ocean indeed!

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Politics / Re: PDP Broke, Plans To Reduce Staff By 50% by ashieduplus(m): 8:12am On Jul 30, 2015
PentiumPro:

APUGA? Agulu People Grand Alliance? cheesy


Lmao!!! My chest oo!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Cutting Off Boko Haram’s Supply. Photos by ashieduplus(m): 8:06am On Jul 30, 2015
lunaticfringe:
This thread is full of mastubating masturbators...

Dry.

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Webmasters / Re: Is there a way To know Who Likes Your Posts On Nairaland by ashieduplus(m): 1:45pm On Jul 29, 2015
Sorry to derail the topic.

Does anyone know how to read emails on nairaland? I've been unable to access my mails. Each team k click on the link I'm directed to yahoo login page.

Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2015
heefee:
6th July.

Same here. I wonder why I haven't got a reply yet.

Did u do your AC on June 26?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 8:51pm On Jul 28, 2015
heefee:
yea. Received mail for medical today.
#TeamAudit

Congrats.

Erm. When did u do ur PI?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by ashieduplus(m): 6:10pm On Jul 28, 2015
Hey guys. Anyone with a medication mails yet? Especially audit?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 6:07pm On Jul 28, 2015
Hello guys. Is there anyone who has gotten to the benchmarking stage in Audit and has gotten mail for medicals?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by ashieduplus(m): 8:04pm On Jul 23, 2015
adeaks:


This afternoon. Forensic

Wow. Congrats.

Anyone in Audit who has recently got the mail for medicals?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Top 8 Worst Decisions Of President Muhammadu Buhari by ashieduplus(m): 11:09am On Jul 21, 2015
fratermathy:
What you deem mistakes, others will see them as good pointers. Apart from a few Nigerians, no one in this country has the leadership capacity and experience of our Incumbent president. So let's be careful when throwing stones. Don't act like you can do better when we both know you won't even be able to fight a group of docile dogs talk less of Boko Haram.
It is in our best interest that the president makes good decisions for us. Let's give him that chance.





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Politics / Re: Southeast And South South.... One People One Culture by ashieduplus(m): 8:53am On Jul 20, 2015
Keep deceiving urself. We deltans are not and will never be part of that treasonable entity called Biafra.

I'm waiting for you guys to start the madness. Just ensure you do not cross the Niger with it.

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