Chubhie:
She should have resigned after doing dirty jobs for GEJ. there's no way this new government will look favourable towards her.

She miscalculated and is getting served. If care is not taken she may get pushed to her death. She wasn't professional with the way she handled proceedings.

I personally will resign based on principle before it gets to this disgracing level. I feel for her and pray PMB tampers justice with mercy considering she's a woman.

*Modified*
Any Igboman that falls for Nnamdi kanu's tricks must have his paternity questioned. I dedicate this FTC to the spirit of my three uncles who died after they were forcefully kidnapped by Biafra commandos and conscripted to fight the civil war.

You must be from Delta state.

wakaman:
Nnamdi kanu.
R.I.P.

Lmao. Na you kill am?

masagoody:
for me, I was supposed to be part of the September 2014 batch. I actually started pursuing Kpmg in 2013(June)
as at the time of my first PI, my transcript hadn't gotten to them. I had to apply for transcript twice. all that is history now.

Well, I hope I don't have to do another PI. Thankfully I've already submitted my transcripts. Do you have any idea based on past experience about when we'll hear from them. Especially those of us that did our PI early this month?

ceechedah:


Did mine the same months masagoody did his....Gud u av gotten a benchmark mail but u still need prayers oo.

How come urs has taken so long?

masagoody:

tax
(I actually answered that question few comments earlier)
what unit are you and have you gotten a success mail?

Audit. Got a benchmark mail.

masagoody:
what stage of the recruitment are you please?
my first PI, July last year. second PI (with head of my unit) February this year.

Wow.. last year! What unit is that?

I did my PI Las week.

Hey guys. Just want to ask. When did u guys do ur PI? And what's the update so far?

So many kids on nairaland these days.

daniel7587:


No response yet. I also wrote the test and essay on the 13th, 11am

I got a response yesterday. Was told to submit my documents in Wednesday.

scanner1000:
check my profile to c my age

You look very young. However, even that is not an excuse. At this point in ur life u have no business buying a girl a phone or any other expensive gift. Getting her one would surely make her take u seriously - as a maga. Take this advice from someone who has made this mistake in the past.

At this stage in ur life u should even be disqualifying girls and making them work hard to get ur attention; not the other way around. U should be in control, dictate the pace of the friendship and what direction it should follow. U are the man... remember that.


Like a typical girl she's testing you to see what she can get away with and I have this sad feeling thst u are about to fall for her shenanigans. Do urself a favour. Tell her u cannot afford a phone for now (even if u have the cash don't tell her) and watch her reaction... Whatever she does just continue with the friendship as if nothing happened.

U can thank me later.

Op, how old are u exactly?

dinachi:

Amadioha died long ago!
After he led you into the war and ran from Nigerian bullets and heavy shelling!
Call something stronger or keep quiet.

Epic response!

MalcoImX:

Buhari Directs Governors To Decongest Prisons: Focus On Many Awaiting Trial For Years
http://newsrescue.com/buhari-directs-governors-to-decongest-prisons-focus-on-many-awaiting-trial-for-years/

Why do you even bother with these people? It would be easier to educate a chimpanzee than to educate Nairaland Tanoids.

Barcanista food don done. Come chop.

Mamaflex:
I tell ya. I was going through my bible the other day, and I saw this passage. This first thing that came to my mind was barcanista.

While he was still an APC "supporter" I had this feeling that something just wasn't right about him. I just couldn't place it. He just seemed off.

Barcanista is just like those guys who after trying unsuccessfully to woo girls decide to tarnish their reputation.

Rilwayne001:
Pro 26:11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Pro 26:12 Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him.

[size=15pt] INDEED, there is more hope for a fool than for the OP [/size]

My name is Ashieduplus and I endorse this message.

PassingShot:

Hang yourself!

The best comeback I've ever seen on nairaland.

saaedlee:
u should be in the gutter

He is already in the gutter. That's where he's typing from.

Picomon:


You're an Id.iot. Dey are not related but Jagaban is backing d guy? If no, wetin Aisha dey do with Wale for inside Jet?

Mofo.. Wale doesn't have storage facilities? If they are selling, are they selling at N87/litr.

Nigga think before ya type!

No sir. You are the idiot. Kindly provide evidence of Jagaban providing support for the guy then we can begin a more mature discussion. Why did u have to single Wale Tinubu out? People like you who see every issue through ethnic lenses are the real problem in this nation. In fact, you guys are the MVPs of stupidity.

Ifeanyi Uba deserves no praise. He's part of the cabal that put us in this mess. He should be punished, just like Wale Tinubu.

You guys even have time to reply the foolish Op.

1. Wale Tinubu and Bola Tinubu are not related.

2. Ondo filling stations have been selling even during this crisis.

3. PPMC own the fuel supplies Ifeanyi Uba just released. He simply owns the storage facilities.

4. This is a calculated political move to curry favour with the incoming administration. However, it's a very wise move on his part. This does not absolve him of his sins though.

Ashieduplus

SFSNIPER:
Hat-trick Pastor

Dayum! You stole my thunder! Una no dey sleep self?

This reminds me of a certain protection seeker (names withheld) on nairaland.

tosyne2much:
It boils down to the weight of my pocket

When you go out of your way to impress a lady, you might end up in deep regrets just as GMB wants to collect the money he gave out to those hungry chiefs and obas to help him solicit for votes

U meant to say GEJ, I believe...

forgive us our trespasses, even as we forgive those who trespass against us

**laughs in king James version**

egift:
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Nnamdi Azikiwe Intl. Airport | March 31st to May 29th, 2015.

Lmao....

tosyne2much:
If Buhari doesn't win this election

I will cut off my joystick

**Sharpens soya knife.**

Following

1. Ur hair is as thick as a forest; I could hunt antelopes in the undergrowth.

2. I have no words to describe your pimples. I mean I could use your face as sandpaper.

I would rate you 3/10


I don't mean to be mean (no pun intended) buy this is what you get for seeking attention on Nairaland. Flaunt your intellect, not your face.




Ashieduplus.

Whenever I think of Barcanista I remember one of Chinua Achebe's tragic protagonists. What was the title of the book again?






Yes.

No Longer at Ease.