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Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by Ashley86400: 11:39pm On Feb 27, 2020
Enemyofpeace:
do you know that you are also endangering your own life too? Beware of hired killer or poison
Leave am.
Him neva sabi?
Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by Ashley86400: 11:13pm On Feb 27, 2020
uthlaw:
don't love again,continue fucking her until that pussy is lose then abandoned her!
The shallowness of some minds.
Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by Ashley86400: 11:10pm On Feb 27, 2020
Ifesinachi22:
I suffered a heartbreak just yesterday.
But i won't commit suicide because of her.

To even imagine it was still that yesterday that i bought a phone for her. She lost her phone and put her Sim in her roommates 2nd phone. I emptied myself and bought a phone for her. She saw my ex pics on my phone and flayed up calling me many names, a womaniser that can sacrifice anything to have her tight pussy. The thank you she will tell me is that am a womaniser that she's done with me. The insult was too much that i blocked her yesterday. I unblocked her this morning and made a threat that if she leaves I'll release her nude. With this i pinned her down. I love her so much and can go to any length to keep her. Am never going to release her nude. But she calmed down immediately she heard this. She has been seeking for advice on Facebook groups the whole of this evening. I've been seeing her "i need advice" on Facebook groups.

She has been loyal since 2pm that i told her this.

Am the boss grin grin
You are a stupid boss.
Never threaten anybody that you have their nudes, or info to a medical condition or any kind of sensitive issue.
No matter how close you claim to be.
Any of the above is considered cyber bullying and blackmail.
And it is a punishable crime. And now that you've announced that you have her nudes, you better pray those nudes never get out, cause na you dem go catch and you go scrape your ass for jail.


People kill themselves because of things like this.
Never use any kind of leverage to hold a person down. If it's not working, it's not working.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Bayern Munich :UCL (0 - 3) On 25th February 2020 by Ashley86400: 6:33pm On Feb 25, 2020
Omo, na so dem hate us reach?
Wetin we do all these clubs na?

See my cousin just now.
Bitter Arsenal human being.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Bayern Munich :UCL (0 - 3) On 25th February 2020 by Ashley86400: 6:31pm On Feb 25, 2020
As I dey so. . .

Politics / Re: Third Mainland Bridge: Nigeria’s Longest Bridge Where Suicide Is Cheap by Ashley86400: 10:07am On Feb 24, 2020
Naijatask:
Was contemplating suicide (by jumping on a rail track) but this post might have changed my perspective a bit cry
Suicide is just a permanent fix to a temporary problem.
Once you commit suicide, you end your pain, but start a perpetual pain for those who love you.
My sister is suicidal too and I convince her to take life one step at a time. And I'm telling you, just as I tell her-
Life is hard, as the suicidal thoughts come up, beat these thoughts by taking life one step at a time- the feeling is very very temporary.
Suicide on the other hand is very very permanent.
Life is hard, bad things happen, however good things happen in life too, depending on how you take your situation.
And remember you're going to fail a lot in life, till things get better.
From a concerned, but understanding friend.

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Celebrities / Re: Governor Ayade Appoints Shan George As Chairman Callywood Board, She Cries by Ashley86400: 8:50pm On Feb 21, 2020
Mixed Calabar girls. smiley
Romance / Re: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by Ashley86400: 5:14pm On Feb 20, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
You are dealing with an audacious whorre. Flee now and spare your future kids the agony of a harrlot mom. grin
Who the fvckk uses "harlot" in the 21st century

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Gaming / Re: Who Is Your Secret Video Games Crush? by Ashley86400: 10:18pm On Feb 18, 2020
hopefulLandlord:

I have nothing against being gay, I just asked him if he were
You don't ask people if they're gay.
Gaming / Re: Who Is Your Secret Video Games Crush? by Ashley86400: 9:11pm On Feb 18, 2020
hopefulLandlord:


I mean you have a crush on a male character. that sounds gayish
And?

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Crime / Re: Ahmad Yahya Nawawi & Habibu Abubakar In Pregnancy Scandal In Sokoto by Ashley86400: 12:08pm On Feb 18, 2020
Can Human beings hurry up and go to Mars?
The mistreatment of the female child on Earth is just too much.

Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ashley86400: 6:31pm On Feb 17, 2020
Sanchez01:
Stealing from the pot! Crazy grin

I think the year was 1995 or so. She had just prepared this crazy Turkey stew with Ewedu. As was her usual practice, she had already diced 'our size' and having laboured so hard that day to see the soup come alive (I grinded the pepper on a stone), she served us and I was terribly disappointed in the meat. It looked so tiny that I ate with rage that afternoon.

While eating, I was scheming on how to get even and be satisfied. She noticed how displeased I was but pretended and went about her business. When I noticed she had gone to the bathroom to bathe, I went for the soup in the wooden cupboard it was kept in, brought it down from the compartment, opened it and started looking around for a spoon but found none. I returned to the pot of soup which had massive meats everywhere in it and dipped my hand into it to take one big turkey meat. undecided

The burn was crazy but my sheer determination to succeed made me immune to the pain. After combing for seconds I grabbed what I thought was the biggest and as I took it out, I heard a voice like God spoke to Samuel; 'take it out and you're dead'. Looked up and saw my mum stand over me with a towel on her shoulder and water dripping from her body. cry

I forced a smile and explained that I was washing the turkey. She was mad. Before she turned to do whatever, I bolted out of the house, but remained in the compound while I mainted over 20m distance.

I thought she'd run after me that day but she never did and that was when this cool breeze blew my way. The feeling of rage I earlier had had been replaced with regret and self pity.

Anyways, I stayed out till about 8pm from that afternoon before she invited me inside to sleep in a cool, calm tone I totally believed. How foolish.

I proceeded with caution and slept with one eyes open for about an hour before another voice called out to me to wake up. The time was around 2am at this point and there she was, standing over me again with her dreaded cane. I swallowed spit and thought 'this is it, the end of the world'.

Interestingly, she didn't beat me that night as I had hoped. Rather, I did both frog jump, and some crazy punishments till 7am that I couldn't stand to walk right in the morning. The tears and the litre of mucuos that ran from my ears, mouth and nose that day is still fresh in my heart till date. grin


It was my first attempt ever and I was caught in the act. It never crossed my mind to steal from her pot again.
Lol, African parents.
That "You're dead" is not a warning, it's a promise.

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Politics / Re: Alhassan Ado-Doguwa: My Father Had 40 Children At 86 by Ashley86400: 3:00pm On Feb 10, 2020
You 27.
Your father over 40?
Overpopulation at it's highest.
How can two relatives have almost 70 children? shocked
Politics / Re: Obiageli Mazi Receives N1 Million Donations From Borno Residents by Ashley86400: 12:38pm On Feb 10, 2020
wwwihy:

See you


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Education / Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by Ashley86400: 10:18am On Feb 10, 2020
LordAzubuike:

There's nothing touching.. Nigerians get carried away and get too emotional. That girl must have been playing all day only to remember she has an assignment unattended to in her bag. She knows weytin she go face for her class teacher hand the next day so she had to look for a nearby source of light to finish up.
Azubuike, stop being salty.
There's a thousand and one reasons why she's doing her homework at a late hour.
I used to teach.
Some kids will do it on the morning of which it's to be submitted. Some won't do it at all.
The fact that she's even doing her homework on the day before it's to be submitted is still a sign that she's focusing on responsibilities.
You never know her story so don't judge.
Politics / Re: Obiageli Mazi Promoted To Assistant Headmistress By Governor Zulum In Borno by Ashley86400: 7:54pm On Feb 08, 2020
Are they trying to let boko haram know where she is?


Meanwhile we sell slides and sneakers @ashleys_mart

Sports / Re: Ighalo To Miss Manchester United's Training Camp Over Coronavirus Risk by Ashley86400: 6:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
Amanofwisdom:

How much for the last shoes?
Vans is 20,500.
Sizes 40-44 available, sir.

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