It was bound to happen.
Anyone from China should be treated cautiously.

Meanwhile, get your original slides from @Ashleys_mart.
Sneakers, Slides and Tshirts.

PastorandMentor:
I'll never take sex pills just to please a woman at the detriment of my life.
Call me 2mins man good.
But a living dog is better than a dead lion.
Arrest my case

I rest my case.

Victoronah1:
so who told you it's my father's money?

Ignore these people.
Shallow minded people think the same way.
Most of them are just jealous.

2020
NO TERROIST IS SAFE.

Shibaraba:
Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing

My question
Why you go dey warm beans for four days?

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Even I, reading this post, am still laughing.
Eeya pele

So you dropped her name but withheld his name. .what for?
The bastard should be deported for human trafficking.
What is he still doing in my country?

NwaAmaikpe:




It is very obvious that Yaradua's mom was faithful to their father.
They all look alike. From Shehu to Umar and now this one, Abdulaziz.

Unlike today's couples that you see whom none of their kids look like each other.

How can a child not look like his sibling or his dad and you have the nerve to tell me that the child took after your maternal uncle?

Hanty as long as you are not screwing your maternal uncle, all your kids must look like your husband or at least look like themselves.
Or I put it to you that you've been shagging around and bringing in bastards for your poor husband.

Go and learn how dominant and recessive genes work.
You have both dominant and recessive genes inherited from more than five generations of your family bloodline. At any given time, a recessive gene you shared with even your great grandmother, (whom you've never met) can suddenly become dominant in you.
Pick up a book about DNA and stop saying nonsense.

dhardline:
Dragons most likely

Dragons are fictional. Dinosaurs aren't.

Richdad50:


China is one of the most barbaric and wicked countries on the planet. From the top government down to the ordinary person, there is no single joy in them but contempt and hate for other people, religion, and tribes.

No1 persecutor of Christains, the church of christ has operated for almost a century in undergrounds and incognita. They move freely in your country exploiting loopholes, shipping deaths but you are caged and gagged in their country.

The heat of judgement is being turned on them and the angel riding a dark horse is been loosed from hell.

Richdad

Speak first as a human being with human feelings without bringing
in religious sentiments. There are millions of children in China who are scared, confused, locked up and unable to go to school in this pandemic, and you're out here spewing thrash.
Pandemics can happen in any country.

Lies.
Very fake news
Other than the headline, the words that follow are exactly the same with the initial post.
Awon oniro oshi.

I'm assuming the OP wrote this as a form of reporting.
Wrong.
You don't make reports with any undertones that shows you are happy or mortified about all you're saying.
These sentences have an underlying tone of satisfaction at the demise of a human being.
Wrong.
Be objective with your opinions.

There's a very thin line between genius and Madness.
That's where you get the term "Mad Genius " from.
Many mad people are actually very intelligent if you listen to them talk.
It's possible your friend was never okay to begin with.

Blakjewelry:
Nobody will actually know what transpired, because the guy suppose don escape since if he really push her

That's a lie.
There are two kinds of killers.
Those who kill and run.
And those who kill and ask others what happened.
The second one is more deadly and usually smarter or at least they think they are.

Stop lying.
He wasn't expecting to see slums.
He's trying to educate the world about Nigeria that's why he said "US", qualifying himself as part of others.

Shibaraba:
Causes of premature akamu pouring
Smells.....Mouth or body . Once e smell prick go just wan serve akamu comot there sharp sharp.

Punna denial. Hide it from bro's for a long time once he logs in na to serve akamu. No time

Anxiety. ...once you tell man say he dey quick serve akamu, he go dey him mind. That one go make am dey serve am faster than ever.

Solution. Immediately he serve akamu hold the Preeq no leave am. If he tire climb him pole make you ride am like okada Wey dey go ojodu. Once he start as he dey wipe you dey give am better ringtone like say he wan kill you. There, aaaasssshhhhh, ooooshhhhhh. You fit shout Jesus no worry he go forgive you. Your fiancee confidence go boost. He go dey last. No go dey let am take drug or agbo ooo. Those ones just dey kill.

My round one depends on the obow
Wife... 2 minutes.... Because I want sleep.
Side chick.... 5 minutes. . ..She gets collect well make she no play away match
Olosho. .. 10 minutes or more...... My money must not waste.

2nd round na universal for all categories. Tdb. Till day break. All my muscles go Don stand like mad. Na Olosho I pity pass. Dip hand if possible dip leg put.

Is this one okay like this?

You guys will be asking "what species is this one" after you have cut the head.
Don't you know a snakes head (especially the shape) is important in identifying what type and specie a snake is.
Leave the head alone. Snake is dead already.

Good luck to the commentator pronouncing his name.

Medicine after death

Medicine after death �

michealdeco:
check the scale of the OP's snake and that of the black...spitting cobra and you'll know they ain't same
The scales are differently patterned

The scales are exactly the same.
Check again.

TheManOfTheYear:
I heard the venom doesn't kill.
How true is this?

False
It has venom tho not as potent as other venomous snakes.
Highly venomous snake bites can kill a human in 20 minutes.
A black necked spitting cobra's venom however will kill a man in about 26 hours if not treated, so mortality rate is much lower and about 90% of the victims will survive from the treatment.

Except if they spit directly into your eyes.

The venom is usually accurately directed at the victim's eyes at distances of more than two metres and may cause temporary, or even permanent, blindness unless promptly washed away.
And studies even show that spitting cobras hit their target at least eight out of ten times — that's deadly accuracy!
So one still has to be extremely careful around them.

KingAzubuike:

You're right , the under belly of this one seems to be too red which is making people think it's a red bellied black snake. I would have said same too but red bellied black snakes are only found in Australia. The next specie that has that kind of red coloring is the black necked spitting cobra. They usually have a black body and some patches of red under belly.

Yes the red bellied black snake is ONLY native to Austrailia.
Thinking about it, they're probably even all dead now since Australia has lost almost a billion animals in these past week fires.

michealdeco:
it's not

That snake the OP posted has red underbelly

Lol, google the pictures of a Black Necked spitting Cobra and see the under belly for yourself. Some have yellow and some have red under bellies.

KingAzubuike:

Lol i wonder if you people reason at all or make research before talking. How can you mention a snake that is only found in far away Australia .

I've already answered the OP in my previous comment

Lol, they don't actually read the facts about snakes without typing.
That snake is a Black necked spitting Cobra.

lucky4west:
that is a deadly black, also the most common snake to see close to dwelling places...it probably has been living in one of the roofs around you or your own ceiling, or any hoe around..it is a neighborhood snake

Lol, you're telling a Nigerian a snake is living on his roof.
Bro u wicked small.

Pidginwhisper:
killed exactly this type in my poultry too years back. After several attempts to catch the culprit. My mum actually found it trying to digest a full grown broiler, around 4am. I use rake kill the bastard, but not without a fight as the mad thing dey throway spits

Yes, hence it's name.
It's a Black Necked Spitting Cobra.
E too like to dey spit.

shilenji:
that's a black mamba, very potent venom which kill within 20mins, a drrop is enough to kill 20 fully grown adult men, it is expected since you have a poultry, you can't really prevent dem from coming but you can atleast get snake traps or plant a particulr leaf called taba leaf it wards dem off

It's a Blacked Necked Spitting Cobra, not a Black Mamba.

That is NOT a Black Mamba.

This is a black necked spitting Cobra.

2shure:
I stopped giving a fuc k since 2015. No babe is real. The all carry disease,bad luck.spiritual backwardness.liars. poor. All they have is pekus. The last gal i used tondie for. Couldnt use 10k tonfix her phone,but wud use 20k to buy fake china clothes cos na frm dubai thinking they are original. They are worthless,style a lot over nothing. Have nothing.u can imagine i found just 350 naira in her bag after she don go far. The gal loves me but i no love am cos she bleeps out a lot. At age 25 she still feel say she don arrive. Cook for me,sweep for me. But not submissive. Na na na.ni dont want that bitc h

"Bad luck, spiritual backwardness"?
You sound like a regular small-dicked-superstitious-bastard who doesn't realize perhaps his attitude and bad mouth are probably behind the orchestration of his bad luck and backwardness. .