FullBlastLight:
How I really want both of them 2 lose!

#GGMU!

Famous words said by an habitual loser. .


KTBBF Chelsea!!

Racoon:
"..Thou shall not tempt the Lord thy God..." and "...my people perish because of lack of knowledge..."

So he tempted the Lord . . .which made the Lord killed him? ?

Even planes on autopilot crash sometimes. .did they tempt their lord too?

ARE THESE ONES MADDD!!!

Avocado and Pear are two different things.
Stop saying *Avocado Pear.*

Bobby4090:


Its a Church being built, not a night club. What is the vanity in it when its to save souls.

To save souls from suffering more than they already are?

To save souls from what exactly?

But this happened a year ago na. .

Germany
They better leave now that they're deporting them.
E be like say dem no know German history.
Abi na until they gas dem?

okeyumez:
Something must be wrong with black man.
Why cant black people develop their continent and stop running from pillar to post
How many white men are in Africa for hustling?? In Europe and USA Nigerians are there constituting nuisance.
In the law of creation, black man is created to serve the white people.
We do not produce anything. We are only good at speaking grammar
Today, the whites are in mars while the black people are busy talking politics on how to steal

No human being has landed on Mars yet.
Infact no human being has gone farther than the moon.
It is Rovers ,Probes and Machines that have been sent to Mars for now.

ILoveDemMANNA:
Oloriburuku disgusting pigs fvcking thier asses like animals that they are.
Spit on their evil brain.


They should dump them in jail for the stipulated 21 Years.
Animals they are.

......the police right?
And these animals will also be among those shouting EndSARS and burning down police stations in Anambra.


You are a suspect, if that is all you can see in this news.
I know ur type.
Evil apologist.


Na dem.

I'm a married woman you idiot.

Imagine
They rounded up the homosexuals. .
This is what the Nigerian police is focusing on. . .
People are being kidnapped En masse. .
There is zero security of life and property. .
And the police are only concerned about running after gay men?

And it was all taken on a camera.

So he cannot make boli in his house or get a barbecue griller.

How does this change the fact that this man murdered people in cold blood and lied about it to Nigeria and the world?

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have been having some doubts about my children which I stated in my earlier post but I couldn't summon the courage to do it.

My wife kept giving me reasons to suspect her so I had to man up and take the test secretly. I took the test and samples were submitted few days ago but the doctor said it will take 7 to 10 working days for the results to come back.

Ever since I took the test, I haven't been myself. Am so restless and anxiety is killing me while I keep praying the results comes out favourable as I know it could mark the end of my marriage if there is a bastard among the children.

Men in the house: Can you share your experiences conducting DNA on your children and what was the out come. My hear beat is so loud right no. This is the moment of truth. So help me God.

Update:
While I was at the DNA clinic waiting for my samples to be taken. I saw a couple who came for a different type of DNA test. The lady is two months pregnant while the guy wants to know if the pregnancy is his before assuming responsibility of the baby.

He was charged a million naira for the test and was told to come back for results in two weeks time. I wish I knew this was possible as it would save me from what am currently passing through. Aside the cost implication, I will advise every man to take their pregnant partner for test before assuming responsibility for any pregnancy. I just learnt something new!

Note:
I will update this thread once the result comes in the next few days. I hope I'll be a happy man afterwards.

Are you sure you sef don't need DNA test?
How are you sure you're your father's son?

Video of Bubu saying this or I don't believe it. . .

What has the North brought to the table in the last 60 years?

Seizing of power/Coup - North

Boko Haram- North

Almajiri- North

Poverty Capital- North

Highest level of uneducated people in the country- North

Child marriages- North

Over population from too much child birth- North

Unqualified and underaged voters- North

Let me rephrase the question - What has the North given Nigeria in the last 60 years?

Nairalandwizerd:
you are so weak , na everybody go Dey Bleep your fiancée because you mumu.

By everybody, you mean your type of person?
Lol, continue.

TheStakeHolder:
Endsars don make this one turn activist overnight.

Failed DJ

She still trend pass you.

Nairalandwizerd:
simp. You are weak, go for DNA test.

Bring money, na. Ode

Nairalandwizerd:
Whor.e. Ladies will open their legs for anything erected, even turning stick!

Some of you just hate your mothers and sisters. . .cause if you didn't hate them...you wouldn't have typed the rubbish your just used your already vacant brain cells to type.

Oga, you're a shame to the male gender.

Kuns84:
It was all fun and games when this tweet went viral - a man showing the list of chores his woman gave him with detailed instructions on cleaning the bathroom of their apartment. Moreso, this woman specified that she will open her 'pum pum' for him that night only if the tasks are completed.

While reading the comments under this tweet, I couldn't help but imagine what the reaction would've been if the genders were reversed. Just imagine if a husband created a list of bills his wife must pay before she can sleep in his house? or even chores to do before he can bring out money for feeding? Imagine the uproar and double standards that would generate.

It is increasingly glaring that men have become the subservient gender in relationships and marriages - expected to give everything while gaining little in return. you aren't even guaranteed the bare minimum (a faithful wife) for your efforts. In modern day relationships, men must remain traditional and be the sole providers while women no longer have to be traditional home keepers (their own responsibilities is now classed as oppression while yours remains a mandatory duty).

This is the world we now live in.

https://mobile.twitter.com/prospectmelv/status/1349888544890888192

Flipping the table around wouldn't be double standards since women are already doing this free.
Think of scenarios carefully before using the words "double standards".

coolcharm:
We you keep quiet

So a volcanic eruption caused total darkness in 3 continents for 18 months?

Which kind yeye history.com story be that

It's like you don't know how one stratovolcano can Bleep up the whole earth. .the poisonous Ash cannot escape as due to earths gravity pulling it back down and eventually it stays in the atmosphere and blocks out the sun, causing plants to die due to lack of photosynthesis.
Google the year 1816 aka, the year without summer. .that was a more recent and well documented event.

If something sounds hard to believe. .Google it and make research. .pick up a book.
And stop making the rest of the world laugh and call us ignorant.

coolcharm:
We you keep quiet

So a volcanic eruption caused total darkness in 3 continents for 18 months?

Which kind yeye history.com story be that

You're a bush boy.
It's like you don't know how one stratovolcano can fucckk up the whole earth. .the poisonous Ash cannot escape due to earths gravity pulling it back down and eventually it stays in the atmosphere and blocks out the sun, causing plants to die due to lack of photosynthesis.
Google the year 1816 aka, the year without summer. .that was a more recent and well documented event.

If something sounds hard to believe. .Google it and make research. .pick up a book.
And stop making the rest of the world laugh and call us ignorant.

Tadeknkeepcalm:
How can you have three consonants starting your name

Wahala for who wan pronounce"pbgen"

This guy has settled it. Thanks


You actually know those who are smart and those who are simply posers—this is to the people who quoted me previously.

*Laughs in Polish and Indonesian names*.

jonaville29:
please which direction did you look for Mars? I've also been seeing an unusually red star some days back apart from those two. could it be Mars?

Lol, any big object could be the planet Mars or the red star Arcturus.
Drop your WhatsApp number.
I'll guide you it tonight.

Fucsheetup:
You are right. I’ve been following this since this October. I have some pictures I took my with my smartphone. Mars has also been in sky all year.

Leave am, make e dey talk rubbish.
I've been following these four planets all year.
Jupiter and Saturn around 7-9pm n the evenings and Venus early in the morning around 6-7am. Mars has been out throughout this year. .this is also the closest it will be for the next 15 years.

You can't teach an ignorant person if he doesn't want to learn.

ibuildstuff:

Where do u live, if it's Lagos, don't expect it to be visible, such things are usually visible in clear sky and with the aid of telescope.
Don't expect to use to eye to see such even in a polluted environment.

I live in Lagos and it's very visible...
It's kind of hard to miss.

LewsTherin:
I just had to see it. Interesting to know that Mars is also visible in the sky close to the moon at about 7pm. I remember getting Mars, Jupiter and Saturn in the same shot 2 years back!

Light pollution makes star gazing difficult in Lagos but once in a while, PHCN wickedness has a silver lining!

Took the picture with a Note 20 Ultra. The zoom made the double "star" easier to capture.

You are a gem, I swear.
I thought I was the only star gazer here.
The comments here have been depressing with some saying it's a lie and others saying they're stars.

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

The lying scientists keep lying every time

Why are all these events never visible in Africa or Nigeria for that matter

But my gullible black people will swallow all these even without any proof

They prefer to believe in white lying scientists

Shut up!
I'm looking at it now and I'm in ikeja.
Even you can see it only that you'll think it's a star.
Look at the pictures in this post and compare it to anything you see in the sky tomorrow night between 7pm-8pm. . .that is Jupiter and Saturn. They look like stars because they're far away, but they're not. I can even see Mars with my eyes from where I'm standing.

womenareapes:
this simp is looking for a girlfriend whereby he should be looking on how to survive after nysc

there is no benefit in dating a Naija women!
if at all you want to have a girlfriend try foreign women and forget our piece of shiit of a black women

you see those apes (Naija women) working the street? they got absolute nothing to offer apart from there 1000 diameter black hole

there is nothing special in dating those self deluded over bleach piece of shiit

no added benefit, nothing

Who hurt you sir?

They stole penissss. .
They are going to a lab to test?
What the fuckery?

TruthSpeaker:


UNFORTUNATELY YOU SEEM SEEM TO BE A LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL.
KYARI DIDN’T NEED TO BE OBESE TO DIE OF COVID-19. BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW SOME PREVIOUSLY 100% HEALTHY PEOPLE HAVE ALSO DIED OF COVID-19?
DON’T BE SO DUMB, YOU DON’T HAVE AN IDEA OF WHO IS WRITING IN THE FIRST PLACE. INSTEAD TO TAKING CORRECTION YOU ARE BUSY ARGUING BLINDLY.

And you are the one giving correction?
Lol
How many more of the "obese" have died of Covid 19 now?

If you want to be added to a Chelsea group on WhatsApp, drop your number.
Pls numbers should be typed in words e.g Zero-Eight-Zero, not 080.
#KTBBFH