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Celebrities / Re: Fred The Godson Dies Of Coronavirus Disease At 35 Years by Ashley86400: 3:33pm On Jul 22, 2020
TruthSpeaker:


UNFORTUNATELY YOU SEEM SEEM TO BE A LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL.
KYARI DIDN’T NEED TO BE OBESE TO DIE OF COVID-19. BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW SOME PREVIOUSLY 100% HEALTHY PEOPLE HAVE ALSO DIED OF COVID-19?
DON’T BE SO DUMB, YOU DON’T HAVE AN IDEA OF WHO IS WRITING IN THE FIRST PLACE. INSTEAD TO TAKING CORRECTION YOU ARE BUSY ARGUING BLINDLY.
And you are the one giving correction?
Lol
How many more of the "obese" have died of Covid 19 now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ashley86400: 12:05am On Jul 22, 2020
If you want to be added to a Chelsea group on WhatsApp, drop your number.
Pls numbers should be typed in words e.g Zero-Eight-Zero, not 080.
#KTBBFH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by Ashley86400: 7:21pm On Jun 26, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Ok how were you able to get the score correctly.
Editing?
Education / Re: JAMB Cut-Off Mark For 2020 Admission: 160 For Universities, 120 For Polytechnics by Ashley86400: 1:38pm On Jun 17, 2020
Lol, 160 for Uni and 120 for Poly?
Are Nigerian students no longer reading or are the questions getting harder?
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 7 Unboxing, First Impressions And Full Review + Price (photos) by Ashley86400: 2:57pm On May 14, 2020
andysmith123:
am i the only one who cannot pronounce HUAWIE?
It's pronounced "Hoo-are-way".
Pronounce it quickly and together.

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ashley86400: 2:10am On May 09, 2020
ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.
Underrated comment.
This is the funniest I've read today.

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Celebrities / Re: Fred The Godson Dies Of Coronavirus Disease At 35 Years by Ashley86400: 11:41am On Apr 24, 2020
johnmattew:
forgotten that overweight pose a big problem to heart and lungs?...obesity overwork the heart and lung.theybalso harbour cholesterol too


that's why most fat people snore
That has nothing to do with those dying.
Diabetes, asthma, heart conditions, lung problems are experienced by people of all sizes. Those who have died ARE people of all sizes.

The implication of what you're saying will make slimmer people lose their guard, since obviously "fat" people are more at risk. ANYONE regardless of size with an underlying medical condition is at higher risk. Protect yourself a lot if you have underlying medical conditions. Simple.

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Celebrities / Re: Fred The Godson Dies Of Coronavirus Disease At 35 Years by Ashley86400: 11:37am On Apr 24, 2020
TruthSpeaker:


OBESITY IS A MEDICAL CONDITION, AND THIS DUDE WAS OBVIOUSLY OBESE.
And the slim people that have been dying ko?
How obese was Kyari and the rest?
Stop spreading factors not added by doctors and health practitioners.
Celebrities / Re: Fred The Godson Dies Of Coronavirus Disease At 35 Years by Ashley86400: 8:32am On Apr 24, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
people most likely to die if/when they catch covid-19:
- overweight people
- people with hypertension
- people with lung/heart disease
- people 70yrs old and over
The "overweight people" is a big lie.
People liable to die from the disease are people with underlying medical illnesses.
Being overweight is not a medical illness.
Anyone who is already battling an illness or medical condition before contacting the virus is more likely to die, overweight or not.
Don't mislead people.
Politics / Re: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari As COVID-19 Response Coordinator by Ashley86400: 5:41pm On Apr 23, 2020
Ecowas is just as corrupt as Buhari.
Just a bunch of rotten leaders who have failed their continent.
Who are they kidding?

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Crime / Re: Children Killed As Air Force ‘Accidentally Bombs’ Borno Village by Ashley86400: 11:19am On Apr 14, 2020
This country is a total mess.
Family / Re: We Have Not Been Able To Have Sex Yet After 7 Months Of Marriage by Ashley86400: 5:07pm On Apr 04, 2020
Ask if she was circumcised.
That might be the root of the problem. Physically and psychologically.

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Romance / Re: Interracial Couple In Russia: Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Ashley86400: 4:20pm On Apr 03, 2020
ORBLIGHTS:
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TEAMYAHOO-YAHOO
I'm a lady. Calm down.
Can't a girl say she likes white guys without you thinking na yahoo?

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Romance / Re: Interracial Couple In Russia: Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Ashley86400: 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2020
Petyprincess:
interracial relationships are beautiful smiley Sometimes dating outside your race gives you more opportunities nd experience! If you are a black girl nd you ve never dated a white guy you are missing alot!! grin
#teamwhitemen
Lol, abeg introduce me o o
#TeamWhiteMen
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia's President Putin Exposed To Coronavirus - BBC by Ashley86400: 4:03pm On Apr 01, 2020
phantom24:
Which vaccine are they still looking for? I mean what are they using to cure all those that are recovering from the virus?
There is no vaccine or cure.
What they are doing is giving you medicines for each symptom you have.
You have headache, they give you headache medicine
You have cough, they give you cough medicine
You have trouble breathing, they give you medicines to clear your throat/a ventilator.
The rest is left to your immune system to respond or reject the treatment.
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: List Of Items Donated By Oyedepo Of Winners Chapel To Ogun & Lagos by Ashley86400: 12:21am On Apr 01, 2020
tosine102:
How this man see rice buy despite the audio border closure
They're all from his house. .everything he donated.
Crime / Re: FBI Arrests 13 Nigerians Over $30 Million Cyber Fraud by Ashley86400: 3:16pm On Mar 16, 2020
DontBullshitMe:

Does the inclusion of this seem sensible to anyone?

I hope I am not the only one who finds it mentally disturbing.
Don't mind them. They got what they wanted na. .to start tribal debates and arguments on this tread at the expense of promoting hatred. . .rubbish.

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Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by Ashley86400: 11:03pm On Mar 15, 2020
Ibrahiimo:
YEAH, I came out from IT, but I wasn't AWARE cos I came out as a BABY, so you don't have to BLAME me, I have tried to like VAGINA but to no AVAIL, the more I try the MORE I hate VAGINA, but don't WORRY" I'll be USED to it SOONEST
If you hate vaginas, approach the nearest dick na, afterall. . .that one too na option.
Imagine straight person saying he hates vagina?
Oga o.
Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by Ashley86400: 5:48pm On Mar 15, 2020
Ibrahiimo:
is it How VAGINA looks like, it looks STRANGE and DIRTY
Bleep that shit, bro. E sweet in the middle o.
Where you came out from is strange and dirty?
Tell that to those who can kill themselves over it lol.
Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by Ashley86400: 5:45pm On Mar 15, 2020
Omakraid:

Spare me the insults... Pass your message without insulting the next person. Is that not what would cross a sane mind on first thought..? Eseun
No olodo.
This is SS1 work.
Instead of accept you should know simple anatomy by now, you dey still complain.
Anyways, now you know.
Odabo.

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Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by Ashley86400: 3:26pm On Mar 15, 2020
biddostandard:
thats what im thinking...super strange
The vagina and urethra are two different things.

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Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by Ashley86400: 3:25pm On Mar 15, 2020
Omakraid:
How did she pee all along?
And you're a woman?
The vagina and urethra are two different things.
Go and check labeled vagina since you can't be bothered to check yours.

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Food / Re: FG Closes Haufei Restaurant & Mall, Chinese Restaurant In Lagos by Ashley86400: 9:05pm On Mar 14, 2020
Chrisrare:
Nigerians and inferiority complex. why not go to another restaurant if they don't want you in theirs?
So you can't see the irony in your statement?

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke And Tacha's Outfits To AMVCA 2020 Awards (photos) by Ashley86400: 8:53pm On Mar 14, 2020
putin2:
Tacha is fat
What's wrong with fat?
Fat ko. .

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Sports / Re: Messi Hiring Lawyers And Ready To Pay €4million To Get Ronaldinho Out Of Prison by Ashley86400: 1:30am On Mar 12, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
i once wrote a few months back that Ronaldinho was broke....and that all his millions were gone, and some foolish people thought i was talking rubbish. the above is a clue. yes, he still has houses cars in Brasil etc but NO MORE CASH. he cant even pay the fine of a few millions that the Brazilian gov imposed on his biz, so he could get his passport back to travel abroad, so he has to now turn to forgery. lol

so he cant even afford lawyers so Messi needs to chip in?!

And what's your point?
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Bobrisky Over Rosemary Eyelashes Business Deal by Ashley86400: 3:24pm On Mar 07, 2020
What kind of lousy reporting is this?
Reporting that clearly shows you are taking sides.
"Cooling off "in a police station? U sure say you he reporter so?
Why can't you report news in an unbiased way?

Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Detained For Entering Paraguay With A Fake Passport (Photos) by Ashley86400: 3:50pm On Mar 05, 2020
NORSYK:
Ronaldinho of all people... How are themighty falling! No matter how much you made or how famous you were in your career, if you failed to plan ahead but rather you squandered your fortune in frivolous lifestyle, you'll end up becoming just another do away with in any society.
Lesson learnt in a hard way
Squander what?
It's like you didn't read he's worth 80-100M.
Convert am to naira. Nigga is still rich af.
He was probably trying to evade and look unimportant for reasons onlybhe knows.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Italian Patient Recovering Well, Now Eats Amala - Lagos Government by Ashley86400: 11:00am On Mar 05, 2020
kponkedenge:
Really.... Continue lying for us, we will catch you guys soon.

But on a serious note.... Why can't they just deport the man.

Will you fly the plane?
Science/Technology / Re: Earth Was A 'Waterworld' Covered By A Global Ocean 3.2 Billion Years Ago by Ashley86400: 3:03pm On Mar 03, 2020
spartan117:


I don't base my Beliefs on what the Catholics said in the 15th century, they were men like u and I, prone to error.
That's why I base my beliefs on the bible.

So show me the scripture where the bible said that, let's deal on facts not notions.
No need.
Continue.
Science/Technology / Re: Earth Was A 'Waterworld' Covered By A Global Ocean 3.2 Billion Years Ago by Ashley86400: 2:29pm On Mar 03, 2020
spartan117:

Yet science has only just "discovered" what we "bible folks" knew ever since we could recite ABC.
So who's now the fool in this scenario?


Check my signature for the answer to that question.
You do know the bible described a "flat" earth right?
Which was why the Catholics in the 15th century couldn't agree with the scientist who without traveling to space said the earth had to be round.
Don't get me started on an argument you won't finish.
Do you own research yourself.
Science/Technology / Re: Earth Was A 'Waterworld' Covered By A Global Ocean 3.2 Billion Years Ago by Ashley86400: 11:20am On Mar 03, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
I don't know why Nigerians don't like geography and earth science. I wonder if they still teach that in Secondary Schools
They like the "science" of the bible better.
So if the bible says they were made out of green cheese, they were made out of green cheese. . .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 29th February 2020 by Ashley86400: 9:42pm On Feb 29, 2020
maynation:
The few minutes left will be spent on this thread to read how chelshit fans will troop in to start blaming Lampard for their woes.
As if Bournermouth haven't been disgracing the generation of Chelsea before Lampard became the coach in 2019.
Why so bitter?
It's just a game. Calm down.

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