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CHOI!

E go hard Amanpour understand this man accent oh.

BUHARI: The Fifle are behind me

AMANPOUR: Fifle? Is that an ethnic group in Nigeria?



Please don't like this comment. Any more likes I get i'll be banned by nairaland

luvinhubby:
Why is Buhari sweating profusely in other to disabuse people's mind that he is not an islamic extremist if he is not actually one indeed?

If people accusé you of sleeping with your in-laws daughter (which u didn't do), you'll just be looking at them in silence without defence?

Ifyikillz:
Just shut up already, i don't think u know more than the vc, d water was gushing out in large quantity and not from the leaves

Says another person who believes it's miraculous.
It gushes out from the pores of the tree at different places and coz of the leaves it spreads and falls like rain (based on the ones I've seen). The tree I saw gushed out heavy water for more than a month without stopping.
IT'S A NATURAL OCCURRENCE

If you want to behave like our forefathers who worshipped mountains, mirror, and bicycle coz they couldn't understand it, then go ahead and call a natural H2O miraculous.

Make sure u rob am for all ya children head.

Mehn I give up for 9ja.

THIS IS A SHAME TO THE INSTITUTION TO HARBOR SUCH IGNORANCE

My school in Ivory Coast had a similar tree that shed water like rain even in dry hot weather. We didn't start worshipping it, instead we sort another place to park our car or walked around it not to wet ourselves.

I can't believe that a school of science and tech don't know that this is a natural occurrence in some trees when their roots hit massive water reserve and they shed water through their pores.

SHAME SHAME SHAME

Aren't we speaking of 7 year old children again?

In 2015, a 7yr old knows what's up. In their primary school they already have girls they call their wives (not seriously tho).
I stay around kids 3-15 a lot and can say a bit of what they know and don't know.

Those 7yr old twins can't be deceived about what they saw. It's just unfortunate it happened. Just forget it n continue ya life.

Even in my late 20s, if I jam my parents banging, they'll still feel shame. Abi they shu come n start telling me too that mum was sucking ringworm out of dad's thing?
Story for gods

MARCHAURI

Not mortuary oh.

:jjj

I just want this thing done and dusted as soon as possible. Life is dying here in Kano.
We want normal life back.

Just do your elections, win oh or lose oh, e no concern me coz I won't eat from ur riches.

Just give me what concerns me. NORMAL and PEACEFUL LIFE

I just spoke the mind of millions I believe

coogar:
i found out i need to play around in the practise mode for 15 mins before i can win games.

without fooling around, i draw or lose the first 2 league games before going on a winning streak to win the division.

i am still learning & my team isn't perfect yet.

Just accepted u from my phone. My ps4 ain't on now

coogar:
i found out i need to play around in the practise mode for 15 mins before i can win games.

without fooling around, i draw or lose the first 2 league games before going on a winning streak to win the division.

i am still learning & my team isn't perfect yet.

Just add me buikem2

coogar:
i will add you soon.....
one day, i will catch you and tear you to shreds.

Abeg come oh. I improve after each defeat

coogar:
well, you only get rated in seasons.

i only just discovered too that nihilist plays on PC & not on PS like he claims. cheiiiii, NLers will not kee me

Sorry I meant div 10 in FUT seasons. I've been to div 1 in seasons. But now I've dropped to 3. Going back to 1 soon. I only play evenings

After they wee say GEJ and GMB have no. Job to give us.


See job now dey look una face, and no one is showing interest.

Instead na to go book land for Nairaland posts about Wizikidi, Dafido, and Tonto Dife.

coogar:
you are still in division 10.
you won 2 games & lost 1. your average possession is 44% & passing is 68%.

Lol. Division 10 in seasons coz I don't play it. But in seasons amma big boy.

iamawara:
Pls where can I locate step 4? I mean the Radio Radio Engineering Screens thank you. And after that I hope my other sims will work on my BB 9930 thank you

Your other sims will def work of course.

This explanation is straight and easy. If u not getting sthing right, just start afresh

Your other sims will def work of course.

This explanation is straight and easy. If u not getting sthing right, just start afresh

Hope I find my name soon "Chukwubuikem"

Mavor:
Thanks. I'll try this when I get home from work today.

Add me buikem2

Mavor:
Nat Type is 2.

Cool. I needed to know what nat it offered if i was to go for it.

Are u still having the connection problem online? Does it tell u no players are available, change to another team..bla bla...?

If that's the case, on the home menu of fifa 15, go to the last tab, enter a place like online settings abi na origin settings. There's a place on match making or something like that on the right almost bottom of the screen. Enter and make sure it's on "NO". Even if it's on no, move to yes and return to no. Then go back and it'll save.

That's it. You'll find any opponent now all over the world on seasons or fut.

At times, if u log off, it comes back. Just return there and toggle between no-yes-no and save.

Gbam!!

Mavor:
Am having problems finding an opponent for my Fifa 15 on PS4. I use Smile. Can anyone help here?

I think I've a solution for u if u ve not found one.

But can u tell me what NAT type Smile 4G gives u?

Someone will soon mention GEJ and GMB here na.

Oops, I just did

Having lived a good amount of my life in Ivory Coast, I've to support them coz it's my 2nd country.

In fact, in 2013, I was team Ivory Coast until they eliminated 9ja, and then I remembered I was born in 9ja and shifted camp .

Allez les éléphants. Les éditions précédentes le manque d'un esprit d'equipe nous a coûté la coupe. Mais cette fois-ci je crois qu'on a appris nos leçons.
On ira en Guinée Équatoriale et on reviendra avec la coupe.

ALLEZ LES ELEPHANTS. N'y a rien en face: c'est maïs

fabiano09:
No offence,but what you just typed is a whole lotta crap. You see a friendship thru your own eyes,you forget dt your friend sees life from a different perspective, d biggest mistake we can mk in life is tinkin dt evry1 sees d world d way we do. So dt your friend may just b managing you too.

His point is simply, teaching another a virtue, not by opening a learning class for him, but by being virtuous urself so that he "may" learn by seeing ur life.

If his friend can't be a good friend, he'll be that good friend to him, and maybe, one day he'll realise his bad path of friendship.

I sign up for this philosophy. Doesn't always work(for some indignant ppl), but at least u'll be doing the right thing.

And this morning I spoke to over 200 people about the importance of True Friendship.

1. Being a True friend, which should consist of the ability to make sacrifices and leave one's comfort zone to help the other when he/she ain't on his feet.

2. Appreciating those we already have in our lives who have proved themselves as Friends over the years. We should let them know of what good they've been.

I said this all this morning and I'm happy to come see this topic here on NL.

FACT:

Kano is *colder than Jos.

Think I'm wrong? Check accuweather.com and compare Kano and Jos.
The lowest Jos reaches is 8•c. While Kano goes down to 6•c.

The worst of it is that, our Dust is coming straight from Sahara.
Dust + Cold = Hell

Yeah. It's available. 18k for everything.

Contact me on whatsapp

Did I just see John Terry and other Chelshit players on a church poster?

Where's DOROBUCCI?

kahal29:
Sanction him for saying the truth? The same way you sanctioned the Mbaise and Ahiara people for clamouring for a bishop of their own and one who is close to them and understands their needs? Haba... My dear cardinal

Don't even go there. The mbaise Ahiara ppl were totally wrong. There's no crime in saying who you prefer as Bishop, but once the Pope gives a name, even if it's the Devil himself, by obedience (primary virtue) they should follow. Instead they preferred an utter disobedience of the papacy and Vicar of Christ, instead of calming down and working with who's appointed for the time being.

We should be careful what we do. The Church is hierarchical. If anyone don't like it, then go join christ embassy

We are not ugly.

We are only poor.

I know her personally, and thats she. Met her years ago, when her identity was supposed to be hidden by the public. But thats no more the case.
Genevieve aint hiding her as media believes. She's just living her normal life and often she posts on facebook images of her mum and calls her beautiful.

Gennie's bro even sings in our parish church.

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