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buzquet:
My yarnsh no dey attractive. So I av no Gay experience

Its not by being attractive o, these dudes ain't loyal, they can yarnsh anything..

When this gay peeps wona hit you they start behaving weird and over nice, guyz guard ya assss with all deligence !

A friend told me that one of his neighborhood nicca invited for a drink with pepper soup, as a sharp guy now he went to "chop money". The guy spend taya for this my guy with the aim of getting him drunk, but the guy no know say this my guy na brewery himself.

After the whole drinking things, him ask this my friend to follow am go him house, to cut the long story short the neighborhood nicca come ask my friend to pull his clothes off which my friend innocently did leaving the pair of jeans he was putting on.

All these while this dude thought my friend was drunk, he now ask him to remove his jeans, this time my friend resisted. This dude with all manner of seriousness cleared my friend that you to go to bed with your jeans on, well my friend assumed since he is guy nothing do am so he finally removed the jeans, after this the neighborhood nicca left. After 10mins he came back thinking my friend must have slept off, with one eye opened my friend saw this dude dude with a Bama cup. He scooped some of the Bama out with his hands and carefully slip down my friends boxers, friend intensionally remained calm. And this dude started stamping the Bama in my friends anus, with a reflex action my friend reacted.

" Guy wetin happen ? Why you dey rub Bama for my yarnsh ?

This dude has gotten really aroused this time and he forcefully drew my friend closer to him, they had some few minutes tussle before my friend found a bottled broke it and stabbed the neighborhood nicca by his neck. My friend immediately fled that same night, could you imagine the shameless monster came the next day with some street urchins with all manners of weapon looking for my friend. Luckily for my friend, he left town very early in the morning

Lalasticlala, ishilove

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Paulscholari:
WASTED EFFORT......


HE Read without the holy spirit, he is like the Ethiopian eunuch.
The letter Killeth but the Spirit gives life.

Stop fooling yourself who is the holy spirit, what in this world do you mean by that. Until a mad man recognize this fable being I stand not to believe it, or was the holy spirit programmed to work for the sane mind only. To show you that the so called holy spirit is a man made jargon, a new born should be able to recognize it or do we teach a new born where the mothers breast is? That is the ultimate power of nature

Hoseaovo:
For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
Acts 28:27

Did U ever read those during your tour? Well, You arent the first to deny the God who created You. Infact the scription just fulfilled before your very eyes "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction." 1 peter 2:1

All these gibrish you wrote above was written for the few elite that were around then during the primitive age, they refuse to accept their fable tales. I doff my hate for thinkers like Aristotle, Galileo etc they made way for the real illumination

The lyrics is perfect for the Christian faith, so nothing do am.

malvisguy212:
aren't you an atheist? They see their gods, and you confirmed it, what stop you to worship this gods? Foolish atheist.

I can't be that foolish to worship an invisible being who I can't relate with except I open a fable book, I would rather worship the beauty of nature than stoop so low to worship a western god

malvisguy212:
pagan without knowledge you are , the idols were made of bronze, brass and iron. who made this element?
This element were created together with the universe, and it was created by a spiritual being, A God who exist out Side time would created such element.

At least they can see their gods, where is yours ?

malvisguy212:
do you think you just come to be by chance? Our brain is perfect and different from other animal,why? I don't think I will reply you guys again, I will leave you with your choice,bible advice me to make peace with God which I did, the peace I have now is so sweet,although i am not a rich man , but come day and then night God always come for my help, I don't even remember the last time I take tablet, All I give Glory to God, tomorrow you die and face God, what will you say? Do you think because God is merciful He may pardon you your guilt? Wrong my friend;

1 peter 4:18
And, "If it is hard for the righteous to be
saved, what will become of the ungodly
and the sinner?"

If I die, everything about me dies, stop insinuating illogical things, is it my decayed body nd bones will go and answer your bully god or another flesh would automatically generate and then gravitate to go answer my query. You guys are so funny, now what about they that died by explosion will their pieced and deteorated body regenerate, oh what a wash... These religion of a thing is making Africans mentally lazy..

malvisguy212:
every reasonable human being will understand my points
Just like your dad is responsible you living in this world via birth and you own him for that , God is responsible for our existence and you own Him for that, All what your father want is your obedient to him , All what God want is your obedient to Him, understand!!!

Now tell one thing your dictator and bully god is contributing to my existence ? I still can't find his relevance to the human race, or is he too busy or finally gone numb ?

malvisguy212:
and if you need any proof of the virgin birth , ask google. Recently BBC broadcast some reality event that happened, some animals conceive without the consent of knowing a male.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141219-spectacular-real-virgin-births

I can't believe you accept anything you see on internet, because BBC published it does it makes it authentic, these are some cheap scientist hustlers trying to make name for themselves. It's a hoax my brother

malvisguy212:
how can they tell you human evolve from ape when the cannot explained DNA and you believe this?

God is a spirit, he has power to do as He will, he shut and NO man open He open and NO man close.

You sound too based, if you need answers about DNA and evolution check the internet. Do you think the modern man and the primitive man are the same. Check the human anatomy, why do you think there is a hole in your caudal vertebrae ?

sportsmaster:
even if i explain in S-Y-L-L-A-B-L-E-S,
your blinded mind still cannot FATHOM it.

Talking about blindness, I should be the one telling you that your mind in black, how will you believe on absolutely impracticable things. If your so called religion is so important to human race, then it shouldn't be taught but assimilated by nature.

sportsmaster:
even if a dead man was raised in ur presence you will say he probably woke up from a deep sleep..

.THE POWER OF GOD IS WORKING THROUGH.

Use your head my friend how long are Africans gonna remain gullible, how can they tell you a child emanate from a virgin and you accept that jargon, how can they tell you someone on earth resisted the power of gravity to walk on waters and to ascend to the sky without rockets and you believe. Your master Jesus said you will do even more after him, has any one of you tried one of those before ?

sportsmaster:
Another testimony to share with the atheists..
Yesterday evening,my mum called me informing me that she was sick..after 1st service in church i immediately rushed home.
When i got home she was lying on the bed,she could hardly move.
I just quoted Mark16:15-17
"and these signs shall follow them that BELIEVE in my name,shall they cast out demons,speak with new tongues,they shall take up serpents,if they drink any deadly thing,it shall bY no means hurt them,AND THEY WILL LAY HANDS ON THE SICK AND THEY(the sick) WILL RECOVER"
Then i prayed for her..to the GLORY OF GOD,she is back on her feet and she is currently preparing AMALA and EGUSI SOUP.
All glory to God!

Hmm cool story, and you are sure its not just stress, all she needed could have been rest or are you sure she didn't take some tab before you came

Billyonaire:
To your last question; If Jesus of Oyingbo used Jazz to hypnotized his 'followers' - The answer is 'No!'. The mind of humans constantly seek to believe what ever is constantly repeated. It thrives on resonance and it is the essence of creationism. It works in both ways, if you repeatedly tell a lie just for so long, people will massively believe it. If you constantly repeat the sentence 'I will make it' somehow you will.

We might all think it is odd for people to have believed such a con, but have we ever questioned the sanity of the millions of Christians worldwide who believe the 'Virgin Birth of Jesus of Nazareth' ? This is a bigger hypnotism. Do we question the rationale behind the cult-like followership of Mohammed of Islam, even so blinded by the believe that they will inherit virgins after Jihad ? How do people expect to have sex when there is no physical body there ? There is madness and stupidity in 'all' religions. One can confidently say, that Religion itself is a scam that has elements of truism.

One does not need religion to know about God, you need Science.

Wow this is applaudable, I can't believe I can still find a Nigerian still in his full mental capacity. The scam called religion has eaten deep into my people that even though they tell them their dead and rotten Jesus will come 2moro they would believe. What a hogwash....

lastmessenger:
Get to work my bro and give the little girl her life back. Until you have done your all, you do. Not have any reason to complain.
God is ever ready to help your girl but you are the one that will get down and pray for his mercy.

How do you if the girl in question is mine, I'm only concerned about the thousand and one hopeless cases around the world you miracle makers are yet to attend to. I repeat again until I see one of you grow back a severed leg with prayer then I will consider your fable god.

Gejpresident:
fool

I would rather pretend as though I didn't see this comment, we had rather wake up from this backward idea of religion and face real life facts for Africa to excel..

robosky02:
Crowther, Samuel Ajayi
1808 to 1891
Anglican
Nigeria


First African bishop of the Anglican church; explorer and missionary in southern Nigeria.

He was born in Yorubaland, where he was captured during the civil wars (1821) and sold to Portuguese traders on the coast. The vessel transporting him to America was seized by the British antislavery patrol, and he was released at Freetown in Sierra Leone. There he was educated by the Church Missionary Society (CMS), and was baptized in 1825. Following a brief visit to England he enrolled in the Fourah Bay Institute, and after graduating became a school teacher. He impressed his superiors as intelligent and very devout, and was invited to join the British Niger Expedition (1841). He then went to England where he was ordained (1845). He returned to West Africa as a missionary, serving briefly at Badagry before being posted to Abeokuta in Yorubaland (1846). In 1854 and 1857 he accompanied W. B. BAIKIE's expeditions up the Niger River.

The period was one of grandiose European missionary plans for expansion in West Africa. When it was decided to create a West African diocese with an indigenous African pastorate, Crowther was selected a bishop and was consecrated in 1864. Thoroughly Victorian in his outlook, he was immensely successful in promoting Christianity, missionary education, and capitalistic development throughout the Niger valley.

In the 1880s he began to lose control of his diocese to younger missionaries who questioned the policy of establishing an indigenous African pastorate. He also faced pressure from the European trading community led by Sir George GOLDIE, who wanted to see British missionaries extending British influence. A number of Crowther's agents came under attack for moral turpitude, and he was blamed for poor discipline. Crowther himself had long noted that his agents were untrained, and that he had no means to supervise them. A soft-spoken and retiring individual, he made little effort to counter the charges. He was forced to resign in 1890, dying the next near.

Although Crowther is best remembered for his missionary activities, he also made valuable scholarly contributions in his journals of the Niger expeditions, and his study of the Yoruba language, published in the 1840s and 1850s.


http://www.dacb.org/stories/nigeria/crowther1_samuel.html

Gullible slave...After seeing what they did to his fellow race he still has the impetus to bring their hogwash religion to Africa, maybe he did it to become a free man anyway .

misreal:
only the holy ghost can tame your natural self.belief me if it happened to me it can happen to anyone that believes.

If you can tam the 7 living characteristics which includes Reproduction (sex) then I can believe in your fable holy ghost , you can't tell me because you don't have natural sex you don't jack at times or except something is wrong with ur John Thomas. I choose not to believe all these man made believes to tam nature

lastmessenger:
If you don't get out of your ways and natural thinking to get that little girl some hope then you are just a confused fellow. You love the girl right? Then is time to do the unthinkable, ask questions on healing ministeries, take your girl to that place for her healing. Pray for mercy and pray for your girls healing. You may be lucky to see your girl restored and healed.
If you don't do this, you do not have any right whatsoever to come here and type nonsense about the bible. Many people are getting healed. Get out of your little pity chair and go do some positive thing for that little girl.
Drop athiesm for a while for the sake of tat little girl and I will advice you to read the bible again without prejudice.

Believe it or not the idea called religion is 100% man made and was initiated by myopic and primitive minds, do you think I have no in depth idea of your so called belief. I have been scammed countlessly before I got the real illumination, let we Africans embrace reality and stop floating in the air with these western scam that they themselves hardly practice anymore.

misreal:
this is the best thread I have seen on nairaland so far. I really wish I could push this thread to front page.op,nowadays its ladies that are even interested in sex not guys.I am a no no no kissing guy tLkess of sex guy.that's why the girl I wanted to marry left me because she coudnt cope in a no sex relationship.

Nature can't be tamed, embrace it......

lastmessenger:
The problem here is that you want to see things before you will believe. Is only when the sun rises that you will believe there something called sun. Meanwhile here I am and its dark but I am sure that the sun will rise will rise in the next seven hours.
How can you allow a mere mortal man to determine the fate of that little girl? If u don't do something to save that little girl, she has every reason not to forgive you.

For your information the sun never stop shining, it is due to the rotation and revolution of the earth that brought about day and night . There a thousand and one hopeless cases in every hospital you see, you can and start performing your magic there

tpiaT:
Like I said, change your demonic user id so you can get wisdom.

Who needs wisdom more between you and I, what does demonic got to do with a ass or do you want me to also define to you what a slayer means too ?

lastmessenger:
of course some of they became great people. For example Daniel was an advicer to king Nebuchadnezzar and his son.he was a visionary to the Jews taken captives in Babylon.
Abraham was very good in animal husbandry and even Jacob understood genetics. Solomon was very wise that people came from afar in order to hear his wisdom.infact some of these men did what some us "the civilized people" can't do.
Lastly what have you done to make sure that your little girl get well?

Of all these mythology characters you have mentioned any of them invented anything other than their written fables, about the poor girl science has pronounced her a hopeless case. That was why I was calling on the super miracle worker above to come proof to the world that his god is alive...

lastmessenger:
these men written in the bible would have been God fearing captains of industry, technocrats, scientists, great politicians and preachers if they are alive today. Look u have seen what u wanted to see in the bible. We see what we want to see. Is all about choice.

And what stopped them from becoming one ?

madamoringo:
Simple answer: Ibo greed and selfishness.


You can slice it and dice it anyhow but it comes down to this issues. It all started well before independence, with Zik (ibo) thinking he would rule over a large expanse of a country and had previously said that ibos were some special breed of humans whom their god (not the real God) of greed and selfishness had chosen to be rulers, would rule over the country. Zik passed on an alliance of a more intellectual, hardworking and forward looking West so as not to have to compete so hard for anything as he knew he was on a long thing and chose the North seeing he thought he could take advantage of a largely uneducated north (at that time) and they would simply hand him high office as PM! Well he lost out and ibo soldiers wanting to bring them into an advantage by force killed every leader from every other region, Ironsi took over leadership and destroyed Nigeria's federalism (regionalism) to unitary government by his infamous decree 34 against much advise to the contrary. With ibos ululating on their victory in the north, 6 months later the revenge coup put ibos on their knees with much killings in th north where ibos had been making fun of th northerners on th killings of their leaders. No do, no do, Ojukwu without good military knowledge and common sense, under the guise of protecting ibos declared Biafra taking all of today's Niger Delta (SS), marching across to the militarily neutral Mid West (Edo & Delta states) and annexing it. Then, he planned and launched his worst military offensive against the Yoruba West deploying several tens of thousands (maybe close to a hundred thousand or more) of fully armed soldiers to approach from Ore, breach the SW defences and march straight to Lagos (deep in the heart of Yorubaland), capture and destroy it and then await orders from Ojukwu on how the West will be governed. The order was a kill, no-capture and scorched earth policy all with the cover of "liberation" of the West.

Ojukwu and his ibos failed massively because less than 200 Nigerian soldiers mostly from the West set up a defence about 40 km from the borders of Ore and set up strategy to funnel them into the cold pass, at the bridge. There, waves after waves of biafran soldiers were destroyed until they fled. The NA finished the business by ensuring the total capitulation of Biafra and Ojukwu fled as a cross dressed woman to Abidjan.

I doff my hate ma'am you are a well learned historian but don't give all the credit to the west and not only because the British were solidly behind the west and north .

lastmessenger:
The bible is a good book. When you read a book, what you will see or understand will depend on who you are.As a boy when I opened any book, I did not see beyond the pictures. I love watching the pictures and for me the book is all about the picture but now things have changed.
The op just red the bible to see what he actually wants to see and I don't blame him because it is meant to be so.
The first time I red through the entire New Testament as a fourteen year old boy, I have to be sincere with
you. I did not understand up to 10% of what is written in the New Testament but something deep happened to the core of being( a cleansing ). This goes on to confirm the word of our lord Jesus when he spoke and said" the words that I speak to you, they are spirit and they are life". I contacted the spirit of the word of God and I was cleansed.
The bible contains stories of righteous men, men who through faith did the impossible, men who went out of the way to live righteous, men who knew the real purpose of life and lived life to its fullest, men who achieved great things even though they were discouraged, fearful and ladden with so many challenges and lastly a man who died so that all will be saved.Op if after reading the bible and you did not see these men, all I can say is that u wasted your time and you need to read again.
God will remain God and I love the fact that he is ever ready to listen to those who would humbly seek for his mercy. God shows mercy to the humble but the proud he will cast away.

Of what benefit will it be to me to emphasis on what I have read about these primitive, illiterate and myopic blood shedding characters of the bible. I'm sure if these men were to be alive today they would have called us gods with our present sophistication

tpiaT:
if you change your demonic user id, maybe your brain will be freed to comprehend what you saw there.

Dirty mind you have got there, don't you know that an ass is an animal , which is translated in Igbo language as " Ogbuefi"

sportsmaster:
like i said the things of God are not for you to understand..


i dont do show offs with the POWER OF GOD,the power of GOD is given to meet the needs of men.If that need is to be met by my very own hands..i will not hesitate to do it.
And besides i will be going for village outreach this december..looking foward to healing all those that are oppressed of the devil.if you wanna see the power of God at work.
You can come around..i will sponsor your feeding and accomodation.

Its not show off my brother, your bible super hero rightly said it in Acts 1 that you should do it in his name, so please you that money you were planning use for my welfare to fly to the States to heal little Whitney.

I tell you the new testament is not only stale but dangerous. We are in our right frame of mind that's why we recognize religion, figure this out does a lunatic observes religion accordingly but that same lunatic will observe the total laws of nature. What I'm saying here is that religion is something we created and we were made to believe it through our predecessors if not, there would be no need for it to be taught or can you teach a new born how to pee ?

sportsmaster:
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The fact is that you never believed in the first place.

The reason is simple,you have never experienced the POWER OF GOD

By faith,i have ministered to the sick on several ocassions.People with fever and headaches.They were healed..

Ministered to a DEAF person only on one occassion. his hearing was restored.
i have gotten few people filled the Holy Ghost...

I have prayed on behalf of a relative that was pronounced DEAD and she came back to life..

The truth is when you see the Power of God at work,YOU will become much more grounded..
The fact that you can quote from Genesis to Revelation does not mean u have the DEPTH OF INSIGHT AND REVELATION THAT IS THEREIN...
Still looking foward to open blind eyes and healing the crippled.I TRUST GOD IN ALL BOLDNESS AND FAITH for divers demonstration of the POWER OF GOD.

Cool story.... Until you pray out a severed leg to grow back, until you pray back the damaged brains of little Whitney back to normalsy all these your so claimed miracles are all sham. I could do the same you know , the human mind works in a way that you can make any deluded mind believe anything.