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Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 4:34am On Dec 31, 2015
jared007:
that's no extortion. Must u worship at the auditorium? If u don't want ur 1000 naira to sponsor the gospel why not proceed to ojo viewing center? You are right am one of the "brainwashed sheep" becos the brainwasing is propelling me 4ward and upward in life.
What do you mean support the gospel ? Do they tell you they lack funds in that church but why re you guys contradicting yourselves, first you said the 1000 is to control crowd and now it is to support the gospel. Smh
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op):
jared007:
see the way u are complaining more than the members. The 1000 naira is to restrict invitation of people to the auditorium becos of limited space. If u can't pay the token, why not appreoach the other viewing centers? By the way no one is gonna eat their 1000 naira fee. The money realized will be used for the sponsor and support of the ministry.
I sense you are part of is brainwashed sheeps

Are there no other better ways to control crowds than extorting money from people

How about shutting the gate when the max capacity of the auditorium is reached
Christianity EtcWhy is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:16pm On Dec 30, 2015
I'm beginning to get more curious and furious about this , it has been going on for about four years now and people are not seeing anything wrong about it or i say his members are brainwashed to the highest order not to see anything wrong in this. Someone should please call this Christ Embassy church to order, every year they charge people coming to worship with them on the 31st night the sum 1000 naira as a gate fee. In the previous years they sell tickets before the show sorry i mean service, so all who wants to attend the 31st night service must come with their tickets to enter the church auditorium .

But this year they decided to craft another means of collecting this 1000 naira, they made it compulsory for each attendees to purchase an electronic gate pass for 1000naira. My question is , are they going to dance to the melody of a superstar singer or dance to sound of a superstar DJ ? Even the huge yearly program The Experience is free, someone should please call this Loveworld ministry aka Christ Embassy to order, reaping off our gullible citizens.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Blind Date Competition by Assslayer: 6:22pm On Aug 25, 2015
Wow this is awesome !
Jobs/VacanciesRe: This Elephant Manages To Escape A 14 Lion Attack(motivation For All Job Seekers) by Assslayer: 9:12pm On Aug 16, 2015
Life's troubles and challenges re the spices of life, without them the earth is nothing but an open prison.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: BBM Sex Chat Group...for All Matured Babes And Guys. Drop Ur PIN by Assslayer: 7:48am On Aug 16, 2015
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RomanceRe: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Assslayer: 4:55pm On Aug 15, 2015
If I hear say I stop giving chicks my joystick because of this poo
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Lady Allegedly Commits Suicide Because Husband Was Sleeping With Mum by Assslayer: 10:16pm On Aug 10, 2015
1000 ways to die
CrimeRe: Man Slashes Girlfriend's Throat In Calabar After 3 Rounds Of Sex by Assslayer: 10:15pm On Aug 10, 2015
1000 ways to die
RomanceRe: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by Assslayer: 5:40am On Aug 10, 2015
With all this jargons wey op write woman wey won Bleep go still Bleep , shey una done forget say konji na bastard ?
CelebritiesRe: Akon And His Manager Stun In Nigerian Native Outfit (Photos) by Assslayer: 4:05am On Aug 04, 2015
LaurelP:
What's with Akon and white outfits?
Even his complete house to his pet Tiger are all white
CrimeRe: Apprentice Pours Hot Water On Colleague In Lagos (Graphic Pic) by Assslayer: 4:29pm On Jul 06, 2015
IamOpemipo:
No b onli u bros,

Been keepin knife and oda sharps ouuta ma kitchen or outside since 2009..

Dis gals no get chill
May God save us o...
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Brain Surgery In America (Photos) by Assslayer: 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2015
It is really good to vw money, he didn't even call for public donations or help like other celebrities.

In Dunca Mighty's voice "When u get money try to invest money, money be like pikin oya train am well"
CrimeRe: Apprentice Pours Hot Water On Colleague In Lagos (Graphic Pic) by Assslayer: 11:31am On Jul 06, 2015
I have noticed an increased rate of aggressiveness this days in ladies...
EducationRe: Check Out This Hilarious Notice On Masturbation By University Of Massachusetts by Assslayer: 4:15pm On Jul 03, 2015
Their Sperm dey modify into tadpole come block their water system grin
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Heals Mad Man On The Street (Photos) by Assslayer: 3:31pm On Jul 02, 2015
dorocent:
na only naija...... tinx dey happen
But I know the mad man, I ve seen him wella at Ketu
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Heals Mad Man On The Street (Photos) by Assslayer: 3:23pm On Jul 02, 2015
OMG ! I know that mad man, he always stand in from of a bank at Ketu
RomanceRe: The Pains Of A Busty Lady. by Assslayer: 8:27am On Jul 02, 2015
I can fit suck booby from now till eternity, Booby Rocks !
PoliticsRe: Governor El-rufia Enjoying Iftar by Assslayer: 8:03pm On Jun 30, 2015
Cool
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by Assslayer: 1:30pm On Jun 27, 2015
I vote agarawu23

Cc NLJega
CrimeRe: Kano Sharia Court Sentences 8 To Death For Blasphemy by Assslayer: 9:02pm On Jun 25, 2015
MarieSucre:
Bismillahi Rahman Rahim. I'm wondering if they truly understand the Ar-Rahman part at all.
For ur information they are the true practicing Muslims, you Yoruba's re just practsing Muslim with sense but the northerners re exciting what Mohammed "piss be upon him" gave to them originally. No wonder the northerners finds it reluctant to pray with you Yoruba's cos they still see you guys as infidels . Smh
CrimeRe: Kano Sharia Court Sentences 8 To Death For Blasphemy by Assslayer: 8:53pm On Jun 25, 2015
What a barbaric religion, smh .
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Assslayer: 10:42am On Jun 25, 2015
I vote AGARAWU

Cc: NLJEGA.
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Assslayer: 12:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
I vote Agarawu23


Cc NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Assslayer: 10:49am On Jun 22, 2015
I vote for Agarawu23


Cc Nljega
HealthRe: Fresh Accident Along Portharcourt Expressway by Assslayer: 9:17am On Jun 19, 2015
Life and all its ambiguity is excessively hyped, there is nothing really in life to be held at a high esteem , just live ur life the fullest not minding anyone thinks.

Rip to dead
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Australia: Women's World Cup (0 - 2) On 13th June 2015 by Assslayer: 10:20pm On Jun 12, 2015
Abeg make una try show us pics of the nu jersey they're putting on now

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