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Akpos enterd a mosque carryin a brand new
cutlass and askd
"who is a muslim here?". The whole mosque
went as silent as
grave yard, Akpos askd again "how can a ful
mosque have no
muslim?". No one replied, Akpos den grab the
nearby young man
nd goes out wit him and told him "son come
help me kill my goat
for i dnt knw hw to do it". After the young man
hav killed the goat,
he told Akpos dat he dnt knw hw to skin it and
dat Akpos shuld go
bak to the mosque nd get someone else to help
him on dat. Akpos
returned to the mosque wit the cuttlas drippin
wit blood, when the
IMAM saw this, he immediately shout "MY
BROTHERS IN CHRIST
PRAISE THE LOOORD!". the whole mosque
respond "
Halleluyaaah!"

See that fine girl wey dey sing for AIT...

The episode he acted Adam and Eve was my favorite, wow ! How time fly's

sportsmaster:
SMH...dont worry bro...
Its pointless to argue with a blinded mind..
Zipping my LIPS

I hope you open ur eyes someday to see how this western scam has eaten us deep and depriving us of our super mental abilities

Hoseaovo:
That will be all. U must be loving yourself now. Only time will tell for how long. Farewell

Gracias, adios

We need the fireworks of Nwakali in the midfield..

Imagine na all male dey watch this match no single female.. Na waoo

sportsmaster:
if you have worked miracles by the name of Jesus and yet you come and say there is no such thing as power in the name of Jesus..
Aren't you confused..
I told u earlier..what i see as touching you is "CONFUSION" .
You are totally LOST..
But the SON of MAN(JESUS) came to seek and save all that was LOST.

See athiest dey form miracle worker..lmao..wetin person no go see for nairaland.

What's the big deal, only make them believe, it works smoothly like a con artist working on his clients. Believe is the main factor, if you so believe strongly that ordinary paracetamol can cure your malaria it will. Believe is wat is making your so called miracle work Its not a papa god punching an activation key somewhere my friend

sportsmaster:
why are you lying?
We both know that you are lying..
You are a mere church goer and bench warmer...and you were never taught and you never knew the reality of God's word..
this is pure FOOLISHNESS,i have never seen anything on this level...

Don't run your mouth cos you don't know me, I still repeat I ve gone deeper than you think .

sportsmaster:
your mind is as shallow just like that of a new born child..you are not an inch deep.
you knew NOTHING even when you WERE a christian..
Because if you had known..You would not have backed out..
If you were really deep,i will like you to answer the ff questions..
---Have you ever been led by the spirit of God?
--have you ever healed the sick?
--have u ever cast out demons
--do you speak with tongues and do u prophesy?
--have you ever ministered to anyone by revelation?
--did you ever flow with the gifts of the spirit?
--have u ever witnessed healings,e.g blind eyes opened,deaf ears restored,?

If you are deep enough,You must have witnessed ALL of these things.

I have done all and even more but I get to understand how the human mind works, if men were made to believe something to the point they absorb it, there are higher percentage that the thing will work. It's not that a papa god is somewhere pressing the activation button to make all these things work, it's just the human mind.

I will say this agsin , until I see a severed leg grow back through prayers that's when I can regard your western god.

Goodnuel:
I forgive you.. Happy Sunday bro

It's OK bro, you got me upset shaa for talking down on African deity like that.

Goodnuel:
*Singing*

In Timaya's voice*

Some worship idols, some worship juju!!
Me I just d look them like say dem be mumu!!
How you go just the worship a man made god oooo

I will not bow down...


>>>>>

Fool !

One of you came to spy on me via my bbm wanting to know my real identity, whoever that is my word for you is "go get a life " !

sportsmaster:
i dont see a "change of mind"..what i see is DARKNESS,CONFUSION,UNCERTAINITY,...
I'm trusting GOD as touching your life that there will be a divine encounter which will make you retrace ur steps.

2peter2:20:- "for if we escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the lord Jesus christ and we are again entangled therein(the world,back to unbelief,denouncing the gospel,denouncing the faith) and overcome,the latter end iis worse with them than the beginning"

i trust God that will not be ur portion.that you will get to retrace ur steps,because that RELATIVE or THAT SIBLING DIED or because there was FAILURES in the past does not mean that HE does not exist or HE has stopped existing...
Do not glorify ur experiences over HIM.
Stick to the word..
i trust God for your LIFE..there will be testimonies.
Have a great week ahead.

Why made you a judge over my life, mind you I own my life and I'm solely responsible for every actions I take. Its not by force to come to your abracadabra meeting and I have told you over and again not to quote from that primitive book when discussing with me. I'm went way deeper than you think when I was a Christian, now going back to that illusional belief, forget it ! I live my life based on principles standard and reality.

sportsmaster:
are you confused?

Can't I change my mind again ?

sportsmaster:
.

I also want you to come around bro..

Thanks but sorry would be out there making money

seemples:
At your age you can't even reason...daft giddy billy goat.



@assslayer...it appears your student is learning afterall; thanks for saving him from himself cos the way he's fighting for God, it's like you snatched one from the Boko fanatics.

You are welcome Seemples , one thing is certain I will always fight for a just course

Pipsland78:
You are extremely and dangerously wrong on this one.

You assume I'm wrong right ? Now look at this, the original given name by the Hebrew is Yahushua which is interpreted in English as Joshua, now when the Romans and the Greeks hijacked the religion headed by Constantine they adulterated the belief with their pagan worship and believes. This is the time the character Jesus was created to fit in into their imaginary god Zeus, now tell me how the name Yahushua and Jesus relates ?

Pipsland78:
I'm sure she must have said something silly that required someone to urgently tell her to keep shut - for her own good.

I still believe you don't have to shut a lady up like that as a gentleman, remember there are many other ways to catch a fish, in other word there other ways you could correct her

Pipsland78:
Waoooo...pls accept Jesus as Lord and Savior before it's too late.

Jesus loves you! Remain blessed.

Accept that Roman super hero deduced from Zeus ?

Pipsland78:
If this is your reasoning then it's so sad.
Hosea 4:6a My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge

Please don't quote that primitive book here now, people who wrote that book would call us gods if they were to see our present sophistication

Pipsland78:
Pls sharaaaap!!!

That's ungentlemanly to shut a lady up, why not air your own view too..

Pipsland78:
Things of the spirit are not meant to be proven by physics for the spiritual is way higher than the physical.

Are you seriously affirming you don't believe in metaphysics or you are just trying to get me worked up?

What good has the so called high spirituality done to us than making my ppeople become more mentally dumb

Pipsland78:
I can lecture you about Geography, do you know about the sprit realm at all?

Can you proof what you don't see ?

If you can lecture me on geography why making a statement like a clueless cave man

Pipsland78:
Peeps like me is why Africa doesn't experience natural disasters.

Don't let me call you an illiterate, do you understand geography at all ?

obibanks:
Bros, I just tire for the guy. Everything is always spiritual for him

Na people wey dey reason like him follow kill my friend, a young man went to gym to lift weight accidentally the weight fell on his chest. Instead of his gullible religious fanatic deeper life parents to take him to the hospital, they decided to take the poor young man to the church to pray for him, few days later Ade died.

Pipsland78:
Yes everything is ultimately spiritual but I guess you haven't reached that level of spiritual awareness to know this. I hope you grow spiritually

No wonder Africa is where it is today, all thanks to peeps who reason like you.

Pipsland78:
You've obviously been watching too many American movies.

What is this one saying, must everything be termed spiritual, not until we wake up to reality and stop this gulibilty due to ardent religious belief we would be left way back in Africa

Pipsland78:
Of course you choose a psychologist over God, so pathetic. A man's marriage is at the brink of collapse and you call it little problem? Don't u know every marital problem is from the devil? So u want to battle the devil with medicine or a psychologist (lol)

Here we go again, this devil self done suffer. I think we Africans are bunch of spiritual freaks, can't face reality squarely ? The man is pressurized psychologically, all he needs is love, nd support from his wife to ease off the tension . And then the couple should see a professional psychologist and then eat foods nd fruits that boost sexual libido nd you re here blaming the devil. Mtcheww

sportsmaster:
we will be holding series of meetings before the WCC program.
If you stay in lagos. I will like you to come around..our nearest meeting is the CBFC(campus bible faith conference) and we will be hosting it in UNILAG..accomodation is not a prob.

Hmm interesting, would love to see your abracadabra

Pipsland78:
I'm a 'dumb as*s' because you don't believe in the power of prayers or because you don't believe in God?

Someone is crying about something sexual satisfaction and you are here talking about God, can't you think straight and handle issues without god, I feel that is only the mentally lazy peeps that calls god for every little that arises. This man problem is a psychology issue, because our brain is the number 1 sexual organ. He should see a qualified psycolgist and not a pastor