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CrimeRe: A Child Kidnapper Caught At Owode Ajegunle Lagos by Assslayer(op): 10:32pm On May 16, 2016
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CrimeA Child Kidnapper Caught At Owode Ajegunle Lagos by Assslayer(op): 10:23pm On May 16, 2016
Like the popular saying goes everyday for the thief one day for the owner, a child kidnapper was caught today at Owode Ajegunle Ikorodu road area. For the past few months over five children was reported missing,  the same area the child reportedly missing in a previous post https://www.nairaland.com/2977012/please-find-missing-boy-solomon.

But the kidnapper met her dead end today as she was trying to escape with two children she abducted in front of a primary school. A woman who saw her identified one of the children she was carrying, she suspected a foul play and immediately called the child's mother, the mother of the child replied immediately that she has been searching for the child.

Immediately the woman who saw the child alerted people around the community and the kidnapper got mobbed but was lucky to have been rescued by the Nigerian Police force. The kidnapper reportedly said she sells each child to her buyers for the sum of 50,000 Naira.

PoliticsWomen Goes Fetish Against Fashola And The Power Distribution Company by Assslayer(op):
Some women decided to go spiritual in waging war against Fashola and The power distribution company for the hike in the new electricity tariff and the regular power outage. The women went ahead to tie some fetish charms on the electric poles in their communities in order to bar The electric power distribution workers (Nepa) from cutting their wires (Disconnecting their community power).

http://liteworld..com.ng/2016/05/women-goes-fetish-against-fashola-and.html?m=1

CrimePlease Help Identify This Body (graphic Photos ) by Assslayer(op): 10:36am On Apr 20, 2016
Please help identity this body, there was an accident at cele mile 2 express way this night and one person died at a spot and there was no any form of identification on her.pls share this pix as the Nigeria red cross members that were present at the Scene are making every effort to deposit the body at a morgue.don't forget to share this pix pls...tnk u

Source :https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1025811784170819&id=100002260211060
Lalasticlala

TravelPlease Help Identify This Body (graphic Photo) by Assslayer(op): 10:21am On Apr 20, 2016
Please help identity this body, there was an accident at cele mile 2 express way this night and one person died at a spot and there was no any form of identification on her.pls share this pix as the Nigeria red cross members that were present at the Scene are making every effort to deposit the body at a morgue.don't forget to share this pix pls...tnk u

Source :https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1025811784170819&id=100002260211060
Lalasticlala

CrimeRe: Please Help Find Missing Boy Solomon by Assslayer(op): 11:02pm On Mar 07, 2016
Lalasticlala, Ishilove please do the needful.
CrimePlease Help Find Missing Boy Solomon by Assslayer(op): 10:37pm On Mar 07, 2016
Solomon Chibueze a child of 3 years has been declared missing, he was last seen on Saturday 5th of March 2016. Solomon was reportedly abducted by a woman, Micheal his elder brother of 4 was the one who saw Solomon last.

Micheal was holding his brother Solomon by the hand as they were heading to their moms shop which is not far from their home. An unidentified woman appeared to Michael and Solomon, the woman gave Micheal 50 Naira to go and buy Biscuits for himself and his brother while she was holding Solomon. Micheal returned to meet the absence of the strange woman and his brother, so he started crying which attracted the attention of passerby, he narrated what has happened to them. Micheal was immediately taken to the Owode Ajegunle police station to narrate the whole deal and to file an official report.

Please if anybody finds him or sees him anywhere they should kindly report to the nearest police station or call 08020557998, 08034035924

RomanceRe: In Love With An Older Lady by Assslayer(op): 5:43pm On Mar 03, 2016
slyIsaac:
Yhur 30 and yhur user name is ASSLAYER??.....Weird sad

But all the same there's a term called secret wedding grin cheesy
Your mind is too dirty Bro, Assslayer means an hunter interpreted in Igbo as "Ogbu efi" grin
RomanceIn Love With An Older Lady by Assslayer(op): 5:34pm On Mar 03, 2016
Just this year I met with this special older lady, she is 40 and ten years older than me but I found peace in her. She is beautiful, very clean and sexier than most younger ladies I met, we are everyday falling in love with each other, she is a widow and she has a married grown up daughter and two kids.

Presently i'm kind of afraid at the way this lady is getting into me, there's no day we won't joke and talk to each other. My problems is the huge age difference, I can't bring her to my mom, na stick she go take pursue us. But I think I'm in love with her, I keep thinking where this relationship would lead us to.

Guys if you were in my shoes what would you do ?
Science/TechnologyA 22-year-old Nigerian ‘invents’ Generator That Uses Water, Not Petrol by Assslayer(op): 2:30pm On Feb 13, 2016
If you have memories of the past few months
when you spent N200 or N300 or even more on a
litre of petrol, and you’re already worried about
your survival should another spell of petrol
scarcity resurface, well, it does seem half of your
problems have been solved.

The story has been online for a few days, and it is
fast gaining traction: a Nigerian has sensationally
“invented” a generator powered by water – rather
than petrol, that fuel that sometimes is almost as
expensive as gold. In the real sense of it, an
invention as this does not entirely render petrol
useless; but if you no longer have to worry about
petrolling your generator, why not?

From Baltimore, United States, Karo Kanye
Akamune shared photos of both the inventor and
the invention, supported with a post that reads:
“A Nigerian, Emeka Nelson, creates an electricity
generator that is powered by water

He also invented what he calls the ‘MGBANWE
C12′, a machine that turns non-biodegradable
wastes like plastics, waterproof nylon, etc into
petrol, kerosene, diesel and some other heavy oils
and interlocking stones. In the pictures: L-R: the
Hydroelectric Generator and MGBANWE C12.
“Creative and inventive minds in Africa should be
identified, supported and celebrated. Instead of
marrying a 3rd wife or building a 4th house you
would hardly ever sleep in, invest that money in
people like Emeka Nelson. African ‘angel
investors’ must arise!

“You may not have money to invest. But you can
share this post. You can spread the message in
different ways. You can petition your elected
officials to do more in ensuring the growth of the
Science & Technology sector of the economy.
Always remember, a country that does not
produce man-made goods and services will
always lag behind. Choose prosperity today! And
WORK for it!”

Well, this is not the story. Just a teaser for minds
working at such first-class curiousity as ours here,
while we fetch you details of what exactly Emeka
Nelson has been up to!

CC:lalasticlala
Source :www.abelabel.com/2016/02/a-22-year-old-nigerian-invents-generator-that-uses-water-not-petrol/

RomanceRe: Some Helpful Tips For The Plus Size Women by Assslayer: 9:48pm On Jan 14, 2016
Nice post

Oya lalasticlala, ishilove , Dominique, Puskin, FOD, Naijacutee

Food is ready
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Donjazzy And Olamide's Reconciliation by Assslayer: 6:22am On Jan 04, 2016
Two fighting 'adiye meji n ja"

Well done boys, long live the Nigerian music industry
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 7:38pm On Jan 01, 2016
Boeing777pilot:
Sorry sir. I'd be more polite. grin
No wahala, Happy New Year bro, wishing you the very best and safest flights
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 1:59pm On Jan 01, 2016
Boeing777pilot:
No.
Shut the Fcukk Up. (STFU)
That's what you are meant to do.
You are starting the new year with derogatory words, smh
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 1:35pm On Jan 01, 2016
Boeing777pilot:
The service was aired on 1,000 television stations across the world. shocked
So what should we do about it, run ?

It is no news that junks sells like wild fire
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kano Girl With No Limbs Carried In A Bowl (Photos) by Assslayer: 10:55am On Jan 01, 2016
Mcbussy:
Not possible....pure illusion.
I saw a video of her
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2015
aalangel:
Glad to be part of the brainwashed sheep.
Good for you undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2015
Boeing777pilot:
Sorry about your ordeal I'm sure it was painful.

It's obvious you were really pained.

My point is this, if you experienced something like this did you talk to the leadership about it to set up a structure to ensure some one else doesn't experience the same?
They are just desperately after what they can get from you, you can imagine the yearly hosting pastor Chris organize is only for people who financially donates to the ministry. What happens to the cleaners and other workers in the church ?
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:47pm On Dec 31, 2015
Boeing777pilot:
Not thrilled right?
I'm sure you live in a thatch house, wear leaves, and you are not thrilled by earthly acquisitions my foot.
I know you don't understand what i mean, well let me clarify it for better understanding " I'm satisfied with what i got" To gain my respect is not by acquisition of wealth my friend
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
Boeing777pilot:
Look at my moniker, I'm a pilot and well paid.
Though, I'm not in member and I guess you are not too, it's none of your Fu.ckingg business what people choose to believe in. Man is a free moral agent and as long as their choices are not the same as terrorists, stop playing God and STFU
Who cares if you are pastor Chris himself, not thrilled my common earthly aquisation
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:28pm On Dec 31, 2015
elidi:
I don't believe in much words. Rescue yourself first before you rescue others. When you don't appreciate those ahead of you, how will you be appreciated
Who is ahead of me please ?
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:27pm On Dec 31, 2015
elidi:
I don't believe in much words. Rescue yourself first before you rescue others. When you don't appreciate those ahead of you, how will you be appreciated
Pls who is ahead of me ? You don't know me
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:24pm On Dec 31, 2015
elidi:
Sometimes I just sit and think what kind of mentality this young generation possess. There are terrorist in the Arab world with there sponsors giving for a "foolish and stupid" course and killing innocent people and yet we castigate Men who are trying to spread the Gospel and win the souls of the young people being used by this deadly terrorist. God isn't forcing you to do anything for Him. After all what is it that you have that God didn't give to You. How much is your salvation? Can you pay in terms of money what Hw did on the Cross? Don't go to church because of a man of God but for because of God. Nobody is perfect. God bless you all
Not paying to come worship my friend, lets be realistic here
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:20pm On Dec 31, 2015
elidi:
Are the people attending complaining? Mind your biz if you don't understand something's. Be slow to speak.
Does a mad man knows he is mad until he is rescued
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:18pm On Dec 31, 2015
Boeing777pilot:
Idiot.
I'm sure if you had a land and a church wants it, you will give it for free because Jesus paid for it.

Your reasoning faculty has gone on a suspended holiday.

I'm not a member but if I had to attend, I will gladly pay if you don't have any problems buying a bottle of beer or paying to watch a concert, what I do with my 1,000 is none of your Fu.ckingg business. If it pains you that people are willing paying to attend, buy a bottle of drink and shove it up your ass.ss.

Fu.ckingg hypocrites.
Have you gotten ur miracle money cheesy

The same pastor made them believe in that junk, you had better wake up into reality and get free from the spell casted on you
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 6:13pm On Dec 31, 2015
UpLoyo:
You are the definition of stup1dity. Of what business is yours whatever they collect as a gate fee, is it your church? Are you a member? If anyone decides to buy the ticket for N1000 is that any of your bloody business, is it your money? Some of you are just too stup1d for your own life. You just had to post some useless jargons in order to make your pathetic life mean something. Isn't this the same nonsense that's posted every December 31st? Another f00l would paste the same next December so your mental illness is not unique. Let their members speak for themselves and since it doesn't happen you are one, just shut your trap already. Goshhhh
Another pained wreck in loose, got not time for brainwashed patient like you. Hope you get well soon

In other news wishing you a happy new year in advance.. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op):
djeasy:
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHURCHES..... IF YOU WANT TO LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE ON EARTH. YOU ARE NOT THE JUDGE REMEMBER. GOD IS! SO DONT HELP HIM DO HIS WORK.


MIND YOUR BUSINESS
So evil and wrong doing should prevail because i want to live long?
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 12:22pm On Dec 31, 2015
ylordy:
I didn't want to talk but I reading through compel me to. Not giving in christianity is wickedness,you must give whether poor or rich in the bible isaac asked his son jacob to give him food so that his heart will be blessed to bless him,elijah when he met a widow that had a little food that her son and her will eat before they die,what did elijah told them he said prepare the food for me to eat first and she did we all know what the end result was.so dear don't criticise what you don't understand. God uses the foolishness of this world to confirm the wise.
Yes i'm fully aware of that but Christ did'nt put a price tag of what you should give neither did he levied or bare people from worshiping with cash. So whats now the difference between AY show nd this church service
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 11:56am On Dec 31, 2015
curiox007:
is that supposed to be pastor Chris fault? check out some of the charity work they Carry out....u av never mention the rhapsody of reality a dailiy devotional they distribute free? oh the millions copy is printed for 1kobo abi
Would'nt it be more aplaudable if such funds get into a sector that would benefit all, or will the fund help reduce the school fees of the school. Talking about free Rhapsody they share, how is that beneficial the well being of Nigerians presently, my people are hungry and you are here talking of Rhapsody book
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 11:35am On Dec 31, 2015
curiox007:
donating to Benson idahosa university to me is part of propagating Gods words and help humanity ,ask your self where the money comes from? oh from heaven? see why cry more than the bereaved? you can keep spending #2million for the table of 4 in olamide's show or Ay live...so religious people don't need more money to move on abi? when they go bankrupt now na una go first Laff their God....idiot
School the poor masses cannot attend undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 9:43am On Dec 31, 2015
jared007:
When I quoted u at first I thought u were a baby christian so dat I could educate u to maturity but when I checked ur profile I was shocked with what I saw: an atheist/humanist/philosopher? This will be my last answer to u. Now concerning the 1Billion u mentioned as a mega project, would u ve preferred Pastor Chris to ve given the money to sponsor Boko Haram or Brothels? Is Education not a great legacy? Are good institutions in the world not built by practicing christians? I don't need u to answer.
I'm not condemning the motive bro but someone who has that much doesn't need to collect the little his sheep has to support his course. To be sincere he could as well throw the show sorry service free and it will cost him nothing. I just feel he is over zealous
Christianity EtcRe: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Assslayer(op): 7:46am On Dec 31, 2015
jared007:
why are u lying on my head nah? Didn't I mention support and sponsor the ministry too? Or u don't know what supporting the ministry entails? My church doesn't lack money but our mega projects in reaching the lost trough quality services demands more money.
You had better wake up from your illusion before it becomes too late, is it not ur pastor who donated 1 Billion naira to Idahosa university ? And yet he is using ur own 1000 gate fee, tithe and offerings to support his ministry. Or do you want me to burst mega firms owned by your pastor ?

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