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Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking thoughts By One Who Completely Read The Bible by Assslayer(op): 10:23pm On May 16, 2015

sportsmaster:
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Even if i explain from now to tomorrow you still cannot FATHOM/UNDERSTAND the very bit/least of it..i told u earlier.the things of God are not for UNBELIEVERS(e.g YOU)

Lol you are so funny you assume because you believe in all these gibberish written in ROM 10:9-10 you are any better than me, I could school you you know on this your belief, you will be amazed . I was deeper than you think you are now when I was still myopic believing this falsehood and western scam

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking thoughts By One Who Completely Read The Bible by Assslayer(op): 10:09pm On May 16, 2015

sportsmaster:
i told you earlier,it is NOT FOR THE NATURAL MAN(MIND),it is for the SPIRITUAL MAN(MIND)

Can you logically separate and differentiate these two factors you mentioned ?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking thoughts By One Who Completely Read The Bible by Assslayer(op): 9:54pm On May 16, 2015*

sportsmaster:
Its as easy as ABC.
The carnal mind cannot FATHOM the things of the spirit.
That why u dont understand and you might never get to understand..The THINGS of the spirit cannot be DISCERNED with the natural mind.

DEUTERONOMY29:29:-"the secret things belong unto the LORD our GOD,but those things which are REVEALED belong unto US and OUR CHILDREN for ever,that we may do all the words of this law"

1coR2:14:-"But the natural man receives not the things of the SPIRIT OF GOD;FOR THEY ARE FOOLISHNESS unto him,neither CAN HE KNOW THEN,because they are spiritually discerned"

2cor4:3:-"if our gospel br hid,IT IS HID to them that are LOST,
4In whom the god of this world(the devil) has blinded their minds who believe not,lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ who is the Image of God,should shine unto them".

So i aint suprised if you can read the whole bible and not gain anything from it..it is simply because IT IS NOT FOR THE NATURAL mind and the ones who the devil has blinded thier minds..
Even if you read line upon line,precept upon precept,you still cant get it,

If our uneducated forefathers and black slaves of the old believes all these gibrish written by myopic and primitive western men who at that point in time was clueless about the earth and the universe, then I don't expect an educated man of the 21st century to still believe all these jargons.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking thoughts By One Who Completely Read The Bible by Assslayer(op): 4:56pm On May 16, 2015

davien:
Zealotry my dear Watson....it's zealotry...how best could you take control of a nation unless you were the chosen lot of "god"?

You use your brains my friend to control nations, the human race has conquered the world with power of the Brains...

Christianity Etc › Shocking thoughts By One Who Completely Read The Bible by Assslayer(op): 4:15pm On May 16, 2015*

Read the Bible Cover to Cover... Meh

I just finished reading the Bible cover to cover,
and aside from being terribly underwhelmed, I am
at a loss to understand how anyone could regard
this book as anything but a repository of silly
myths, barbarous laws, and poorly written
missives, much of it presented without any of
the context that might make sense of it.

Take the Pentateuch (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus,
Numbers, and Deuteronomy). The Genesis stories
are mildly entertaining, but it's hard to discern
any redeeming moral message, except that you
had better believe in God and do what He says,
or else. After the myths comes a legal code
disturbingly obsessed with dietary and sexual
restrictions.

Then come the historical books. Here's the
takeaway. When the Hebrews adhered to the
terms of their covenant with Yahweh, they are
allowed to slaughter and enslave the inhabitants
of the Promised Land. When they break the
terms of the covenant, they are slaughtered and
enslaved in turn. Obey God, or else!

Then there's the wisdom books. What a
misnomer! The Book of Proverbs should be
called the Book of Platitudes. Again, absolute
faith is the highest virtue. Why? Why are you
asking, you infidel?!

Then the prophecy books. A bunch of cranks
yelling at the kids to get off their lawns. And all
the references to false prophets makes me
wonder what other books were out there at the
time, and what they had to say about the
"prophets" featured in the Bible.
So much for the Old Testament. Moving on to
the New.

The Gospels: Let's just say, if you've gotten to
know Jesus through Hollywood treatments,
you're going to be disappointed. At least
Hollywood writers know story structure.
Then comes Acts. Yawn.

Let's move on.
The letters of Paul: Here is the real meat and
potatoes of Christianity, and there's not much to
recommend it. Wives be subordinate to your
husbands. Women don't speak in public. Slaves
obey your masters. The friend of the world is the
enemy of God. Ugh! The only way these books
make any sense is if you are expecting the world
to end any minute - which the first generation
Christians were - and so you don't see any point
in improving the conditions of this world. Fast
forwarding to today, in a world beset by
terrorism, climate change, and mass poverty and
hunger, the message of the New Testament is
not only irrelevant, it's dangerous.

And then there's Revelation. Apparently magic
mushrooms grow on Patmos. Who knew?
Why oh why does anyone think this is such a
good book? Have they even read it? If they have,
have they read anything else? Maybe more
people should read the Bible. It seems to me it
would be the best defense against becoming a
Christian.

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Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor's Fleet Of Expensive Cars(photos) by Assslayer: 6:15pm On May 12, 2015

ajepako:
If this dude doesnt invest his wealth wisely now, those cars will become liabilities and not asset anymore

Only a kid or immatured mind will do what he is doing

when all goes to shit, they will accuse one old woman as the cause if his wahala..

Not wishing him bad, just stating the obvious fact

Wetin concern you on how him take spend him money, is it your money ? Ogbeni he Se iuse owo e ni o

Politics › Re: Gen. Sani Abacha With Yasser Arafat A Day Before His Death (photo) by Assslayer: 5:19am On May 11, 2015

Onemansquad:
indian gals gave him apple wit poison it it

Naa that is what they want the common man to believe but his death was 100% classified perpetrated by the west mainly to confistcaste his loot, remember Pope John Paul gave him a little clue of his death but he never could figure it out quick enough. Abacha wanted to run this country like Libya of Gaddafi but the evil West stopped it because of their grossly selfish interest.

Abacha is truly a great man, he is a respecter of no man be you west, north, east nor south, I doff my hat for you sir RIP

Romance › Re: The 10 Mistakes Nigerian Men Must Not Do When In Relationship With Their Woman by Assslayer: 5:19am On May 09, 2015

Religion has really made we Africans poor and illogical thinker, how can a young chap like this OP post this crap. Even an 18th century babe knows better

Celebrities › Re: Blind Pregnant Woman ‘sees’ Her Unborn Baby For The First Time With 3D Printing. by Assslayer: 8:07pm On May 08, 2015

MrPresident:
when you get the irony, you would realize why we need more technology than religion in Africa.

Religion is so stale and outdated... I agree with you bro

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Nairaland General › Re: INTERESTING TRAITS OF THE DAY OF THE WEEK YOU WERE BORN ON (WITH GOOD TIPS) by Assslayer: 1:34pm On May 05, 2015

OMG ! This is me !

Nairaland General › Re: Some Powerful And Heartbreaking Photos From The World. by Assslayer: 5:29am On May 04, 2015

staggerman:
This world needs to be transformed. May the Lord come quickly and make all things new.

Which kind lord, he won come na him never come since, mtcheww...

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Romance › Re: You got Home And Saw This At The Front Door. weting you go do? by Assslayer: 3:54pm On May 03, 2015

Reminds me of the film we use to act as kids with a water gun, anyone who gets splashed with the water gun pretends numb till the game is over.

I will gladly pick the Nerf gun and splash her, no be only cook.

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Family › Re: Wife Insisted I Greet Her After She Have Given Me Food by Assslayer: 1:19pm On May 03, 2015

Yes I agree , all men should say a warmth Thank you for a meal cooked by their wife. As for me for every service rendered to either I paid for the service or not I always say a kind Thank you

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor's Widow's To Sue Assemblies Of God General Council by Assslayer: 1:16pm On May 03, 2015

This church just needs serious transformation, they choose to remain old, archaic and awkward. Their typical church services looks like a village meeting, they should embrass Change !

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Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by Assslayer: 10:36pm On Apr 30, 2015

nelsonoba:
Oga, abeg I don't have time for arguments. The facts are there to speak for themselves if you will only reason. You did not create yourself, somebody did, and that person is God!

That God who created you has his laws and you don't live your life based on the rules you set, but by the rules set by your creator.

And you cannot be in the same class with my Jesus.......not with what your idea of "sophistication" is! If you think you are sophisticated, you can start proving it by first correcting all these your grammatical blunders i had to deal with while reading your comments. For want of time, i will only mention one; 21st century and not 21th century!

Like i said before, when you stand before God, all these your grammar will not help you, only Jesus can!

So you quantify the prowess in English Language as intelligence. Sorry

Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by Assslayer: 7:18pm On Apr 30, 2015

nelsonoba:
......and you! I will not yet categorize you as a FOOL for now, just because i'm not certain if you have met the exact criteria to be called one. For a fool is somebody that says in his heart that there is no God.

It seems you believe in a God somewhere, but you are only lost on finding which way leads to Him......that is still only a little bit better than the man you are defending who said God does not exist.

Now, i'll be straight to the point with you; There is a God in heaven, He is a holy and righteous God, no unholy or unrighteous person can approach him. That is why no human being is qualified to get to God on his own merit cos we are all born into sin. This is the reason the Jesus whom you despise came into this earth to pay the price for purchasing your righteousness before God, and made it in such a way that you can have access to this holy God if only you believe in Jesus and put your faith in his price paid for you.

There is a day coming in which you will leave this earth, and if you close your eyes here, they will open in eternity either heaven or hell. the choice is yours, but Jesus has done all you need to escape damnation in hell. If you die today, you won't be speaking all these your grammar when you stand in judgement before God!

Funny enough you got all these gibrish you just wrote from a book written by old primitive men who themselves would call you god when they see the present sophication of life today. Ain't we ashamed that majority of us is still living base on the lame ideology of these primitive men. Hasnt the power of nature proven these dudes wrong before the power of science overwhelmed there baseless theories. I least expect a 21th century man believe in all these written crap. If Zeus or Jesus as you call him were to be here, he would be sitting in my class because his kind of person wouldn't match the present sophistication of life, you feel me ?

Politics › Re: Another Buhari ‘walker’ Arrives Gombe With Over 70 Requests For President-elect by Assslayer: 1:00pm On Apr 30, 2015

Taking Naija back to Normadic era .... grin

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Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by Assslayer: 12:56pm On Apr 30, 2015

damosky12:
Ogbeni
Why must you believe everything you hear or read (that's if you read at all). Jesus isn't from Zeus na oga. Jesus is the English word of the original called "Yeshua" in Hebrew, the original language.

Yehushua called Joshua by the English is the real name given to him before the Roman hijacked the old Jewish religion adulterated it adding their own traditional practices like Ester( worship of queen Semiramis) Christmas( celebrating the god of sun) , Yehushua into Jesus ( originally gotten from the Roman god Zeus) .
All these religious junks are just make believe, Christianity is the adulterated form of Judism by the old Romans who were power driven and intoxicated.

Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by Assslayer: 11:30am On Apr 30, 2015

nelsonoba:
you are a FOOL!!!!!!!

a BIG FOOL!!!!!!!

a VERY BIG FOOL!!!!

a VERY VERY BIG FOOL!!!!!!

do you know how I know? It's simple.......at your age, you still think you created yourself! You have been breathing God's oxygen that you didn't even have an idea of how it came about before you were born, and yet you have the guts to insult the same God whose oxygen you breathe to stay alive?

The only reason God has not struck you dead for all these crap you insult Him with is simply because he is merciful beyond belief, he still loves you despite your wickedness, and he is wishing you may still use the opportunity of time to escape damnation and embrace His love through Jesus Christ who paid with His life to save you from your sin.

I love God so much because He is far more merciful than i am. If i were Him, I would not take this insult from a creature i made.

Will you shut up ! What the hell do you know about your so called Jesus, a name derived from a Roman god named Zeus. No difference between Roman idolatery worship and Christianity, this was all the creation of primitive western thinkers who were unable to phantom the deed understanding of life. Proof me wrong science has proven all your gods wrong .

Crime › Re: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by Assslayer: 11:14am On Apr 30, 2015

breadandbutter:
[b]I watched with sadness how thousands of innocent people died in Nepal from that earth quake and it makes me wonder if God really finds joy in the death of people. The so called God is claimed to be alpha and omega but how come he sits dumbly and lazily and watch people they claim he worked so hard to create die like fowls Many Nigerians are deep into the belief of this dead God that they no longer use their brains when commenting on tragedies because they have all been brainwashed into believing their existence is owed to a fable God sold to them by Isrealites who are far worse in commiting crimes against humanity in terms of war and killing innocent people. A four month old baby survived the earth quake and i was surprised to see some people thanking God for her survival
Thank God for killing over 5thousand people and saving a 4 months old Africans are so mentally lazy that they call an imaginary Dumb God in everything. FuCck the foolish God for watching innocents die while watching. that is if the furker called God even exist. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH GOD FOR HIS WICKEDNESS IF HE TRULY EXIST. nonsense [/b]

You are one of the true elite Africa needs, one bottle for you... How can we continue living our lives based on principles written by primitive men.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos State Shuts Down 24 Religious Outfits For Causing Too Much Noise by Assslayer: 10:51am On Apr 30, 2015*

This is good, at least civilization is beckoning

The mosque wey face our yard, go put their speaker right in front of my landlord window, every 5am these religious peeps go dey disturb the poor old man sleep. When old man go complain to dem alfar, the alfar himself almost beat the old man, even call am winsh self

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Romance › Re: Ladies dis is How To Know If You Are A Dirty Person. by Assslayer: 7:59pm On Apr 29, 2015*

Rajjah:
Mtchew, giving head is not one of my religion ethics. We dont do it. Groooose, hw can u even tink of doing dat?

Must we bring in religion into everything, there was and is life before religion . Try loosen up a bit and enjoy your natural life.

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Romance › Re: My Cousin Had Sex With Me by Assslayer: 12:21am On Apr 29, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]First of all,,according to your story,,he is not the one that dis virgined you. Which means you even lost your virginity before you turned 16.

Secondly,,he didn't rape you. You gave him your consent fully knowing that what you are committing is incést.

And now he's coming for more garri.

How her virginity take concern you, you be her fada ni ?

How her virginity take concern you, you be her fada ni ?

How the fhuuck do you want us to help you? [/color]

Politics › Re: It Appears Chibok Girls Have Been Rescued by Assslayer: 12:14am On Apr 29, 2015

Buha if you add ri na you sabi and his foot soldiers knows where they have been hiding those girls, he won election all of a sudden the girls appeared.

oh what a miracle !

Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia's 9 Year Old First Daughter, Ehi Idibia by Assslayer: 10:50am On Apr 28, 2015

adenuga33:
ugly tin

You re a bastard !

Foreign Affairs › Re: French Cartoon About Africans Drowning In The Mediterranean Sea by Assslayer: 10:07am On Apr 28, 2015*

Until we open our head and mind to deep reasoning and wisdom we Africans ain't gonna attain the full potential and capacity of our brain usage.

How can you cook up illogical folk tales all in the name of one god and condition the human race to build their hope around it. They sold these freaking lies to our martriachs and partriachs and enforced it on the black slaves of centuries ago. And yet at this present age of high sophistication we still believe these freaking lies .

How will you tell me God has a son named Jesus a name related to the Roman God Zeus, why is that God son not named Ade, Okafor or Prakash, a named coming from the originator of those lies sounds weird
Telling me a man single handedly walk on water, a deeper lie, and till date no man has ever done that. Didn't that same Jesus that we would be like him after sending the Holy Ghost to us, now that we have got the Holy ghost as they so claim, no man till date has ever done that. It is true that one lie would always lead the multiplication of more lies.

How would they tell me by only two men the earth got populated with mankind, when my studies told me mankind evolved with time to the present stage it is now.Even before the bible or Quran the planet earth has been, so we Africans should embrace real education, exercise more brain and stop building our world with hopes made on touchable shadows.

Mixing Oxygen with Hydrogen will always give you water but praying to one god somewhere won't grow back a broken leg, but science would fix it.

Africans let's not displace the power of brains in place of one papa god ssomewhere, we can do anything only we try.

Bleep god Bleep its originators , if he is so real why didn't he save my dead grandpa, who died an agonizing death on a sick bed, this is a man who served him all of his life devotedly. With tears in his heart and eyes he died, if he is so super as the gullibles always claim let him stop me from posting this .......

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Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze & Wifey Loved Up In Paris [Photos] by Assslayer: 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2015

This Aki guy is a great guy any day anytime, I was opportuned to have a convo with him on set sometime ago.

Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo & Hubby At Her Baby Shower (Photos) by Assslayer: 12:36pm On Apr 25, 2015

lalasticlala:
This is her recent pic. She had a miscarriage but the husband scored another goal so quick.. Nice pics

Na ikoran him take score this time after waiting for so long, congrats to the couple.

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Romance › Re: Woman Marries Her African Gardener While On Vacation, Her Husband Burns Her Gucc by Assslayer(op): 10:10pm On Apr 24, 2015

MizTyna:
She found love in a hopeless place? Shior!

How can Africa be a hopeless place, When the young chap has given hope nd life to her almost dead punny with ever sweet African blackberry rod

Romance › Woman Marries Her African Gardener While On Vacation, Her Husband Burns Her Gucc by Assslayer(op): 6:54pm On Apr 24, 2015

Love can be found anywhere even in a gardener, a mother of six says that she found true love with her 25-year old African gardener. The woman, who hails from Wakefield, West Yorkshire, says that she met the man while she was married, and has no regrets of “mingling” with him sexually during an African vacation.

The woman left her husband and married her lover in Gambia. Michelle Plews’ husband, Darrell Plews, claims that the woman was not yet divorced from her man when she married the new guy. She says that’s not true.

The husband obviously wasn’t happy about his wife’s “change of heart”. Darrell went to her house while she was home and made a large bonfire out of her 50 handbags and expensive shoes. Gucci, Jimmy Choo and Vivienne Westwood were all rolling over in their graves (or offices, whichever one), as the husband made sure his wife realized the consequences of leaving her man for life with a stranger.

“Every single thing down to my last pair of knickers, my last earring, photos of the kids, college work, things that were irreplaceable, was gone. It was as

if I never existed”, she says. “All I had left was what was in the suitcase I’d taken with me”.

Despite the consequences of her decision, the woman says that she’s glad that she found her African prince.

“I’ve always wanted to be with a man like Lamin, but I never thought he existed”, she says. “Daz took my self-confidence away and Lamin has slowly given me that back. He tells me I’m beautiful and that he loves me every day”.

For his part in the ordeal, Michelle’s ex-husband has been sentenced to 12 months in prison and forced to pay his wife $8,000 in restitution for what he did. Michelle denies that her new man married her just to get money or a passport. She also says that she never cheated on her husband.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Open Letter From A Nigerian Lady To South Africans by Assslayer: 5:44pm On Apr 24, 2015

This awesome ! Well done young lady, I could read this piece on and on .

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Gaming › Re: Are You A 90's Baby? by Assslayer: 10:44pm On Apr 23, 2015

One of my friend that time go save sotey na so so garri nd 20 naira beans him go dey chop everyday just to buy this Game boy and now its means nothing. Nothing last forever...

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