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Properties3-bedroom Short-let Apartment In Ikoyi Stylish, Secure & Serene by Assslayer(op): 1:02pm On Mar 11
Welcome to your luxury escape in the heart of Lagos. This fully serviced 3-bedroom short-let apartment in Ikoyi offers everything you need for a relaxed, secure, and connected short-stay experience, ideal for business travelers, couples, families, and solo guests.

Designed for Your Comfort
From the moment you walk in, this space sets the tone for luxury and relaxation. The living area is airy, tastefully furnished, and built for comfort with:

Smart TVs with DSTV and Netflix
High-speed broadband internet
Modern decor and plenty of natural light
The apartment is air-conditioned throughout and boasts a warm, homely vibe perfect for long or short stays.

Comfortable Bedrooms
Each of the three bedrooms is generously sized and ideal for restful nights. Whether you’re staying for a few days or a few weeks, expect:

Soft bedding and premium linens
Ample wardrobe space
Smart TVs for personal entertainment
Ensuite bathrooms for privacy
Top Amenities for an Effortless Stay
This Ikoyi short-let apartment is designed for peace of mind and daily convenience. You’ll enjoy:

24/7 power supply
24/7 treated water
Housekeeping service
24/7 high-profile security
Swimming pool access for relaxation
Dedicated support for all guest needs
It’s everything you need — nothing less.

Prime Location in Ikoyi
Strategically located in one of Lagos’ most elite neighborhoods, this apartment places you minutes away from:

Upscale restaurants and cafes
Corporate hubs and business centers
Lounges and leisure spots
Medical centers and supermarkets
Enjoy the best of both comfort and access — whether you’re here for business or leisure.

House Rules
No smoking indoors

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Small gatherings allowed (max 15 guests)

Visit: https://www.concierge234.ng/business/3-bedroom-short-let-apartment-in-ikoyi-stylish-secure-serene/

EventsCelebrate Easter Without The Wait by Assslayer(op): 11:41am On Mar 11
Easter Restaurant Reservations & Private Dining Celebrate Without the Wait

Easter is one of the busiest dining seasons of the year. Restaurants fill up quickly, waiting lists grow longer, and last-minute plans often lead to disappointment.

Waiting hours for a table should never be part of your celebration.

With our Easter restaurant reservation and private dining services, your table is secured before you arrive, giving you priority access, smooth check-in, and a completely stress-free dining experience.

This Easter, celebrate in comfort, class, and confidence.

Table Reservations at Top Restaurants

We secure priority bookings at premium restaurants, ensuring you enjoy the best of the Easter dining season without the hassle.

What You Get:

Prime dining hours
Exclusive seating arrangements
Priority reservations
Smooth and professional check-in
Zero waiting time
No stress. No waiting lists. No uncertainty.

Just arrive, be seated, and enjoy your celebration.

Private Dining for Intimate Celebrations
Looking for something more exclusive?

Our private dining experiences are perfect for:

Romantic Easter dinners
Special announcements and proposals
Executive meetings
VIP client entertainment
Intimate family celebrations
Enjoy privacy, refined ambiance, personalized service, and a dining experience tailored to your occasion.

Romantic Dinner Setup Coordination

Make your Easter evening truly unforgettable.

We coordinate every detail of your romantic dinner setup, including:

Elegant table décor
Candle-lit ambiance
Floral accents and styling
Customized arrangements
Seamless coordination with venue staff
Every detail is handled professionally, allowing you to focus entirely on the moment.

Group & Family Reservations Made Easy

Celebrating with friends or extended family?

We simplify large group reservations so you can enjoy Easter together without the frustration of split tables or long queues.

From booking to seating coordination, we ensure your entire group is accommodated comfortably.

Secure Your Easter Reservation Today

Premium restaurants and private dining spaces fill up quickly during Easter.

Don’t leave your celebration to chance.

📞 Contact us now to secure your Easter restaurant reservation or private dining experience.
Limited prime slots available.
Celebrate in style. Dine without stress. Enjoy every moment.

Book today and experience Easter dining the right way without the wait.
Reserve your table or private dining experience today.

https://www.concierge234.ng/celebrate-easter-without-the-wait/

AutosLuxury Easter Car Rentals – Arrive In Style This Easter by Assslayer(op): 6:57am On Mar 02
Easter is more than a holiday; it’s an experience. And how you arrive sets the tone for everything that follows. With our luxury Easter car rentals, you don’t just show up, you arrive in style.

Whether you’re attending a family gathering, a corporate Easter event, or a luxury getaway, our chauffeur-driven SUVs ensure comfort, prestige, and seamless movement.

Chauffeur-Driven Luxury SUVs for a Premium Experience

Our fleet of luxury SUVs is designed for clients who value comfort and class.

Benefits include:

Professional chauffeur-driven service
Spacious and refined interiors
Smooth and quiet ride experience
Perfect for individuals, couples, and families
With a dedicated chauffeur, you eliminate stress and elevate your presence.

Seamless Airport Pickup & Drop-Off

Traveling during Easter can be hectic, but your transportation shouldn’t be.

Our premium airport transfer service includes:

Timely airport pickups
Direct drop-offs to your destination
Professional handling of luggage
Comfortable, private travel
From touchdown to destination, your experience is seamless.

Why Choose a Luxury Car Rental for Easter?

Avoid last-minute transport stress
Make a powerful first impression
Travel comfortably with family
Enjoy professional, reliable service
This Easter, transportation is not just about getting there; it’s about how you arrive

Ready to elevate your Easter arrival?
Book your luxury chauffeur-driven SUV today and arrive in style.

Visit: https://www.concierge234.ng/luxury-easter-car-rentals-arrive-in-style-this-easter/

FoodReady To Export Agricultural Produce From Nigeria To The World? by Assslayer(op): 7:43am On Feb 18
J.A.G Export and Import LTD is your trusted partner in taking Nigerian agricultural products beyond our borders. As a pioneering force in African exports, we specialise in the sourcing, processing, and international distribution of premium agricultural commodities, ensuring global standards and smooth trade execution.

From compliance and quality control to logistics and international market access, we help you export with confidence while promoting sustainability, transparency, and excellence at every stage.

If you're serious about scaling your agro-business internationally, partner with a team that understands both Nigeria’s production landscape and global market demands.

Let’s move Nigerian agriculture to the global marketplace the right way.
Visit: https://jagexportandimport.com now

EducationRe: Online Tutoring The Pathway To Qualitative Learning by Assslayer: 10:29am On Dec 08, 2025
Hmmm and how do I enroll?

I have been searching for an effective learning platform for my kids.
PetsRe: Who Have Dogs/pups For Adoption Or Giveaway? by Assslayer: 6:30pm On Jul 11, 2025
Unruly77:
would love to adopt this cute boy u can reach out pls if still available 08135564186,thanks in advance..
Not giving him out for free, I have invested much on him
PetsRe: Who Have Dogs/pups For Adoption Or Giveaway? by Assslayer: 8:55am On Jul 06, 2025
Very Smart and Cute one year old Apso Ihasa Dog for adoption, only capable hands, he's a special Dog.

PoliticsRe: See Price List Of Gas In My Area (see Photo) by Assslayer: 12:53pm On Feb 17, 2024
Gas depot in my area sell for 950, I still bought it today.
Music/RadioWizkid Unveils His 3rd Son's "Zion" Pic by Assslayer(op): 2:09pm On Jan 24, 2018
The Nigerian international act Wizkid just today unveiled picture of his third son Zion on his Instagram page. His followers all got loved up with the cute little candy eyed Baby.

Lalasticlala, mynd44

HealthThe Heap Of Dirts In The Streets Of Lagos Is Causing A Serious Health Concerns by Assslayer(op):
This is a call to action to the Lagos State Waste and Refuse management (LAWMA) , for sometime now there has been heap of refuse dump that has been left unattended to. And this heap of refuse dump has been causing a huge menace to the community of Thomas Owode Ajegunle, Irawo Owode Ajegunle Lagos. and road commuters. Before now people go to allocated designation of refuse dump disposal to dump their waste and in the next 24hrs the authorities in charge of the refuse waste management (LAWMA) goes to clear the refuse. And today the refuse is piling up by the day, and the waste is gradually encroaching to federal Ikorodu road highway getting. I therefore request that the authorities in charge should come attend to this situation before it gets out of hand, it is really becoming embarrassing by the day.

The picture bellow is taken this morning by me and the location is at Thomas and Iraw o bus stop Owode Ajegunle Ikorodu road Lagos.

Lalasticlala, mynd44

CareerRe: An Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op): 11:25am On Oct 14, 2017
GLOBALINF:
I want to give! How do I go about it?
I could give my number, if you want to see her for direction. She's most times at the Irawo Brt bus station along Ikorodu road.
CareerRe: An Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op): 8:49am On Oct 14, 2017
SweetJoystick:
So you be Henry and at the same time assslayer? angry
Assslayer yeah ! Ogbuefi in Igbo grin
CareerRe: An Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op): 5:46am On Oct 14, 2017
Mynd44:
I doubt it is a selfless service. They are called "highway managers" but we should appreciate these people cos the job is dangerous and it is also honest work
Mynd44 this is my facebook page and people who knows the legitimacy of this piece of information are sharing and confirming it. I and many out there would really appreciate if you could push it to the front page. Thanks

CareerRe: An Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op): 11:44am On Oct 13, 2017
Mynd44:
I doubt it is a selfless service. They are called "highway managers" but it is we should appreciate these people cos the job us dangerous and it is also honest work
She is not a highway manager in anyway, i have been following this woman for over two years now. Do you see her on any highway uniform, highway mangers wear reflective uniforms to signify their offices and is this the kind of broom a highway manger would use to to clean a federal road? Anyone could actually confirm the legitimacy of this piece of information, she's always on that road most times.
CareerRe: An Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op): 11:17am On Oct 13, 2017
oladeebo:
op!
not only they didn't appreciated the old woman but they ignore your call to appreciate!
that's the different between the old age and youths of nowadays!
Courage!
I wish Lalasticlala or Mynd44 would take this to front page, we need to start encouraging and celebrating people doing selfless service like her in Nigeria.
CareerRe: An Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op):
Homeboiy:
She is next to cleanliness
I feel she should be appreciated as an elderly woman rendering a selfless service, those who are observant enough who ply the road would attest to the fact this woman is doing a great job.
CareerAn Elderly Woman Who Cleans A Lagos Federal Road Selflessly by Assslayer(op): 10:55am On Oct 13, 2017
The Owode Ajegunle Ikorodu road Highway is clean (especially the BRT lane) today thanks to this elderly woman, imagine how long the road is, this elderly woman does it all by herself. But sadly she's rendering the service without being paid or rewarded by the Government who owns the road or the Lagos BRT operators. Everyday while going to work i see this elderly woman cleaning the road, this makes me wonder if the government assigned any Lawma worker to clean the road at all or maybe the Lawma worker assigned to clean that very area is leaving all the work for the poor woman and at the end of the month get paid by government. The government should know of course the road won't clean itself by default, someone is doing a great job and it is this poor elderly woman. You will always find this elderly woman cleaning that everyday without being appreciated or motivated by anyone, as a young man it is a slap to my face. As an elderly woman, she is doing something beneficial to Lagos and Nigeria as a whole, but as a young man that I'm what I'm doing to Lagos and Nigeria?

This Senior citizen is rendering a selfless service for over two years now without being recognized or appreciated and i feel it's time for us to appreciate her and encourage others who are rendering selfless services somewhere out there to continue.

lalasticlala, mynd44

TravelA Truck Load Of Grains Falls On Ikorodu Road (Photos) by Assslayer(op): 7:21am On Apr 05, 2017
In the early hours of this morning Wednesday 05/04/2017 a truck loaded with grains fell on the Ikorodu road Thomas Ajegunle highway. Our eye witness explained that as the driver was about to drive into the other road lane the truck fell, fortunately there were no life casualty.

The police and some responsible citizens are trying to control traffic, so if you are driving that way this morning kindly slow down and obey the directive of the traffic controller on site. Check more pics after the cut.....


http://trendheat..com.ng/2017/04/a-truck-load-of-grains-fell-on-ikorodu.html?m=1

PoliticsRe: There Was Nothing Accidental About Borno IDP Settlement Bombing – Survivor by Assslayer: 3:44pm On Jan 19, 2017
sarrki:
Witnessed or victim?
A victim who witness the bombing
Christianity EtcRe: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Assslayer: 9:04am On Jan 18, 2017
WorldRichest:
Your hatred for Islam and Muslims has not stopped Islam from growing faster than Christianity. Islam was fully established about 600 years after Christianity, yet the population of Muslims all over the world is near that of Christians. Lies cannot overshadow truth. There are Islamic Terrorist no doubt, but does that make Dangote, Fashola, Tinubu, Rilwan Akiolu, Atiku and billions of Muslims all over the world terrorists?

Why are you both fighting for an allienated religion, a religion that does not belongs to you, a religion you were forced to learn conciously or unconsciously. Africans wake up! We have been brainwashed by these people, it's better we re embrace what's ours like the Indians still do till date. They never bcoz of Christianity or Islam neglect their Buddha

You hate Muslims, but you all are rushing to Dubai. You hate Muslims, yet you line up in front of Dangote Group for jobs. You hate Muslims, but you wont mind fuccking Aisha, Amina and Rashidat.

The people that chained your grandfathers and exported them to work at slaves in Europe and America were all Christians. Till today, the Africa is backward because of Slave Trade, yet you see Muslims in your dreams.
Why are you both fighting for an allienated religion, a religion that does not belongs to you, a religion you were forced to learn conciously or unconsciously. Africans wake up! We have been brainwashed by these people, it's better we re embrace what's ours like the Indians still do till date. They never bcoz of Christianity or Islam neglect their Buddha
CrimeA divorced lady scammed by her Facebook lover (Ladies Beware) by Assslayer(op):
Information reaching me just this morning was about a new scamming means targeted at divorced, matured single ladies who are in dare need of a spouse.

In tears the victim who is a divorced lady narrated the whole deal.... According to her the fraudster uses an impersonated Facebook name Abayomi Fajemirokun but was later inquired from the fajemirokun family in Ile Oluji they reportedly said he is not a member of their family.

He dated the victim for almost four months, the fraudster reportedly claim to worked in chevron, their communication was mainly through the phone he even went as far as talking with all the victim family members one by one each time he called.

So one very day Later, he called one day that he was arrested for fraud in his office and remanded at Abe okuta prison in ibara prison. He asked the victim to come meet him at the prison, to bring materials he needed like clothes, under wear, toothbrush, food etc. She went from ONDO to Ogun state prison, on getting to the prison yard she reportedly filled the necessary visitors form right from the gate of the prison yard and she did all the normal process and protocols to see him. Which suggest that some of the prison officials are aware of the fraud scheme.

The fraudster later called the victim that the case has been taken to the court he hereby requested the some of 800,0000 Naira to be paid to his lawyer to facilitate his release. To cut the long story short the victim paid 1,000 000 naira to secure the release of his estranged boyfriend. After the full completion of the payment to the fraudster he cut all form of communication with the victim, blocking his Facebook handle and all other forms to reach him. The confused victim tried all means to reach him but she couldn't so she went back to the prison to see if she could get information about the fraudster but to her surprise the prison officials denied ever detaining such a person. The picture bellow is the pictures of the fraudster, ladies beware !

CC: lalasticlala

PoliticsRe: Flood Rampaging The Riverine Area Of Lagos by Assslayer(op): 12:25am On Oct 10, 2016
More pics

PoliticsFlood Rampaging The Riverine Area Of Lagos by Assslayer(op): 12:22am On Oct 10, 2016
Recently flood has been rampaging the riverine area of Lagos, vehicles, properties have been destroyed and many rendered homeless. Those that can't afford to evacuate the flooded areas as the Nigerian metrologies department has warned due to inability to secure a new and saver place to stay still live in their flooded homes. As it is the responsibility of the government to evacuate this citizens to a safer place until the flooding crisis is resolved.

Few years back when the same flood crisis arose, the government headed by Fashola evacuated some of the flood victims to a safe camp till the duration of the crisis. It was reported that the former president Goodluck Jonathan visited Owode Ajegunle Lagos area where the site where the flood was prevailing the most and he also stopped the Lagos government from not taking over the property of the poor flood victims as we learnt that the Lagos government was then interested in taking over that particular area. The flood victims hailed and praise the Ex President for protecting their land and property. The ex president also added he had once lived in a house surrounded by water which led to a loud cheer from the audience.

It was reported two days ago a young girl was electrocuted, a bare wire accidentally fell into the water where the little girl was and right away the poor child got electrocuted. It takes a proactive government to listen to the plight of the citizens and take the necessary action. The pictures bellow were flooded streets, and home and before now they were all dry lands.

Source : http://liteworld..com.ng/2016/10/flood-hitting-riverine-area-of-lagos.html?m=1

CrimeA Notice To Call Bet9ja To Order by Assslayer(op): 12:55pm On Sep 27, 2016
I'm using this medium to report Bet9ja manipulative and frudulent approach towards me, on the 22/09/2016 i and friend staked a bet of 500 and 1000 individually with a potential winning of 90750 and 181500 each . We eventually won the bet and went to their Bet shop to claim our winnings but to our surprise we were told our potential is 226870 and 453750 Naira instead of the original 90750 and 181500. We therefore use this medium to appeal to the public and authorities to tell Bet9ja to pay us our agreed potential winnings. Check the attached pics bellow..

CC: Lalasticlala

SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by Assslayer: 8:30pm On Aug 13, 2016
Oh shit! We no get light, my generator is faulty and this my babe no gree make I go out go watch this match. Chai! I'm missing o cry
RomanceRe: Should a lady cook for a man she is dating? by Assslayer: 6:01pm On Jun 29, 2016
This is thread getting interesting by the day grin

Lalasticlala, Ishilove abeg come help carry am throwey for fp
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Assslayer: 3:12pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote Lanicky

CC:NLJega
BusinessAn Old Woman Who Sells Sand Collected From Lagos High For Living by Assslayer(op): 1:57pm On May 18, 2016
An Indian man once said “If you walk in the street of Lagos you will pick Dollars on the floor”, the Indian man doesn’t literally mean you will pick physical cash on the floor of street of Lagos, he simply means opportunities are abound in Lagos. I want to introduce an elderly woman who makes her little money doing the work of the Lagos state Waste Management   (LAWMA), every morning you will find this woman sweeping the highway of Thomas Owode Ajegunle Ikorodu road high.

She sweeps the high ways , not minding her old age and the high risk the work entails she goes ahead to gather the fine sand collected from the Lagos high way and store them in bags to sell. Instead of subjecting herself to begging, this diligent old lady device a means of survival the hard way not minding how little she earns and at the same time she is indirectly serving the Lagos road commuters by making the road clean. If this old lady could be doing this to survive shame be upon any young able man begging or stealing for survival. If you only open your eyes to the overwhelming opportunities surrounding you, solve problems, make life easier and be smart enough to transform it into income like the poor old lady.

“Eko o ni baaje o”

https://herexg./2016/05/18/an-old-woman-who-sells-sand-collected-from-lagos-high-for-living/

CrimeRe: A Child Kidnapper Caught At Owode Ajegunle Lagos by Assslayer(op): 11:52am On May 17, 2016
Bolugist2002:
shocked shocked shocked


For more information+pics visit@ http://www.gisthit.com/2016/05/a-child-kidnapper-caught-at-owode.html
You are not professional at all, thats plagiarism
CrimeRe: A Child Kidnapper Caught At Owode Ajegunle Lagos by Assslayer(op): 10:59pm On May 16, 2016
slyIsaac:
Tis stripping naked thing is not funny oh ah swear............




Mr ogbuefi....I greet you grin
I hail you my oga cool

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