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Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Funny But True Fact Of Nairaland MUST READ by astronautog(op): 6:14am On Nov 17, 2013
for those u asking me to teach u log on to google
Nairaland General10 Funny But True Fact Of Nairaland MUST READ by astronautog(op):
1. 50% of nairaland users don't know how to send a pm{personal message}

2. 80% of pastors,preist and clergy men on NL visit sexuality section daily!!

3.Islamic section is the only section on nairaland where you get banned for just viewing a topic even a guest.

4.The user "nobody" is the only user on nairaland with topics on every section of nairaland

5.The mod "sexkillz" is the most hated and most discussed mod on nairaland

6. 60% of nairaland users have more than one username on nairaland that include me


7.The mod "jesoul" in foreign affairs haven't come online since june

8.I would probably get banned for posting this

9.This post would never hit frontpage

10......Google 10
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia: Man Of The Match? by astronautog(m): 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2013
jikjimmy: Hmmm! Finally 2day,i hv made 2 d first page.i tnk God 4 ds rear feat n urge u all who aspire 2mek it one day 2continue working hard jst lyk i did.
c d mumu
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia: Man Of The Match? by astronautog(m): 7:53pm On Nov 16, 2013
Man of the match na gej we are gona win world cup yes!yes!yes! Hit like to support the course and I know one mumu go happy say e make fp
LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 3:47pm On Nov 16, 2013
if una one bet make una go nairabet no b my thread una go 4 do that one meanwhile me and babe dey shark beer 4 HERE.update loading.....,
LiteratureRe: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2013
See as dem dey view dey commot,make una comment joor selfish viewers!!!
LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 7:03pm On Nov 15, 2013
scon-p:
You no dey ever finish your story undecided
;Dwho say so make una just comment to encourage me
LiteratureRe: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 6:47pm On Nov 15, 2013
"10k is too much na come to think of it na small i do o"i said
"that 1 no concern me o you beta pay me now o or else gbese go shele 4 here o"she said
"you no get manner of approach o"i said
"that na your own o"she replied
'hmm ok make i write you cheque...."i said
"dem send you come?which cheque abeg pay me my money in cash jare" she replied
"na wa to you y you no dey accept cheque how you except make i carry that kian cash dey waka you no get conscience?"
"that na your mata just give me my money"she insisted
"soffrey shout na based on say i like you i go pay via pos"i said
"wetin that one con mean na"she asked
"point of sale"i repied
she grabbed me by the waist
"make una come up oooooooooooooooooooooooooo"she screamed loud enough for the whole street to hear
..........................................
would continue later pls gat sumtin urgent to do
LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 5:59pm On Nov 15, 2013
kinxen: grin following
thanks just they follow lyk twitter
LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 1:20pm On Nov 15, 2013
On getting to lagos I drove straight to lekki where my executive office was!
"Pan pan paaa"I horned at the gate
"Kpaaa kpaaa kpa"not my car horn this time but men of the underworld!!
In less than a minute Everytin was over!!!
................................

"Ahhh"I screamed as life returned to my body!
"So you don wake abi"a lanky fellow asked.
"Where am I?who are you?what do you want from me?"I asked
"Take am easy all I go swell the other of your eye"he replied
Just then I realised I was bleeding
"Ahh my eye"I screamed
"I go give you phone make you call your manager and wife tell them make them arrange 100 million naira as ransome"he said

"Haba baba ni where them wan 4 see 100 million naira na?"I asked
"You dey mad?"He asked
"Sorry no vex"I rushed in
"Oya take this phone call your wife"
"I no get wife ooo my former wife don die o and I divorce the last one"I replied
"Then you go join am if you no provide the money"he said in anger
I dialled my managers number

"Grin-grin"the phone rang
"Hello"
"Hello mr tunde its sam"
"Hello sir goodevening"he replied
"Please could you run a check on my account and that of the company"
"Sure sir give me a minute"
Minutes later
"Sir sum from the account is about 55million naira"
"How come?"I asked in anger
"Sir I don't know that's what I can confirm for you"
"Ok I would get back to you"I replied
Looking at the kidnapper I said
"Pls its only 50 million I can raise"
I took a slap for that
"Are you not manager of chisco firm??"He asked
"Yes"I replied
"don't fool yourselve we know all about you including baba"he said
The word baba rang a bell
"Babahuhmy father is long dead oo"I said
"Ehhh then who is this?"He said
Just then a man entered the room
I recognised the man
"Baba??"I screamed..."
He gave me a weak grin
Na wa o which kian yama yama baba b dis I wondered only you ritualist,kidnapperhuh
WebmastersRe: Check Out This Hyip Site I Created For An International Client by astronautog(op): 12:05pm On Nov 15, 2013
BluStreak: Do u have another site you built that I can see? I want to setup an ecommerce site and I am looking at handing the job out to a reliable hand. I don't want no cut&paste Drupal or Magneto or WP patch up in the name of a site.
I sent you a pm
PhonesRe: How Can I Enjoy Streaming With My Blackberry by astronautog(m): 11:26am On Nov 15, 2013
Y is google there for you?simply google out "streaming",that is y technology is available even baba dey use google 4 e shrine!!
Nairaland GeneralTest Your General Knowledge by astronautog(op): 11:18am On Nov 15, 2013
I would throw daily questions out
First answer on football
Which five
Premier League managers have been with their
current clubs for over two years?
WebmastersRe: Check Out This Hyip Site I Created For An International Client by astronautog(op): 10:07am On Nov 15, 2013
that one no concern me again i have finish my business
PoliticsRe: 17, 000 Nigerians Seek Asylum In Chad, Cameroon, Niger – UNHCR by astronautog(m): 9:13am On Nov 15, 2013
if you no like 9ja run go mali hit like if my post is senseless dont forget to read my signature
LiteratureRe: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 5:57am On Nov 15, 2013
Based on logistics,protocols,and rude behaviours update loading.....but pls take time to read my signature and go to our predict and win page!!!
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AdvertsRe: Predit And Win Daily by astronautog(op): 4:41am On Nov 15, 2013
Its on my signature
AdvertsRe: Predit And Win Daily by astronautog(op): 7:34pm On Nov 14, 2013
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EventsRe: Pictures From Deji Falae's Funeral Service by astronautog(m): 6:27pm On Nov 14, 2013
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TV/MoviesRe: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by astronautog(m): 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2013
Lol
BusinessRe: Is N50,000 Enough To Startup A Barbing Saloon? by astronautog(m): 6:20pm On Nov 14, 2013
50k no reach o!!!because boys like me go barb gallas,punk etc hit like if you feel am talking out of point!!!don't forget to read my signature
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BusinessRe: Free Logo Design by astronautog(op): 10:38am On Nov 14, 2013
Offer closed!!!!
EducationRe: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 10:21pm On Nov 13, 2013
amedave: See acceptance dnt really have an end, the end is when screening ends...try reading my previous post i clearified things for every1, delsu wil release another batch. Now for thore broadcasting that they are yet to release 2nd batch pls wake up frm dat lng over due slumber, d nxt list wil be 3rd batch...by 2mao i wil try to confirm if manual screening has started....any ques u cn drop it, if i got d ansa i wil attempt it
mr man go b to go campus 2 ask anybody wey u c for road o!!!its only few that no admission issues so wait make the batch show make you c
EducationRe: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 10:18pm On Nov 13, 2013
PatienceAl: guy stop saying wah u know nothing about all in d name of a reliable source.....d next admission list iz qona b d 3rd batch....nothing lyk completion of 1st batch. . .#no hard feelings. . .jex wana stop u and ur lyks 4rm misleading innocent aspirants. . .

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it is you that don't know what you are saying!!am not misleading no one what would I gain from that? just wait for the next batch to come and we shall see whO laff last!!*hiss*oloshi!!
AdvertsRe: Contact Me Now For To Create A Free Website For You by astronautog(op): 4:06pm On Nov 13, 2013
Is english this hard?I said send me a personal message {pm} what do you need my phone number for?am doing it free
EducationRe: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 2:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
soloswag: u stil beliv dat trash abt d supposed 2batch bein a part of first batch?? If dat was true y did day nt specify it in.. delsu.edu.nghuh...it was written BOLDLY dere as 2batch..dnt doubt me the next batch will also be boldly written dere as 3batch so tell me wats d proov abt dis rumour....so ma guy expect 3batch nt 2batch
have a little faith pappy the 2nd batch neva show 4get wetin ddey site from a relable source!!!mark my words
AdvertsContact Me Now For To Create A Free Website For You by astronautog(op): 1:57pm On Nov 13, 2013
first 5 people to pm i would create a free good luking site for them. html no user management,it would come with a subdomain and free hostingbut would be classic if you want a better well developed site you would have to pay.

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