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Road to bomako,mali!!

Neva under estimate the power of a gun!!immediately he saw the gun he stopped in his track.
He could see that i was burning in anger.he started talking so many things,as he talked tears rolled down my cheeks.
After he finished i was surprise and relaxed a bit.
I let him go,i thought dad would have changed,but he was still that alcholic i knew as from childhood.
I stood still and dad words rolled again"we heard you were killed in gombe by a road side bomb,and we called you to no avail,your mum even went to kaduna they said it was true you were posted to gombe but they lost contact with you weeks ago,so i organised a closed casket burial in your honour"
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As i got to the gate of nigeria defence academy kaduna,i wondered why major ali asked me to report here.abi he want me to pick up a job here as trainer.i do prefer that than live action on the battle field.
"Lt osariemen reporting for duty sir"
"take a seat"
"no need to beat round the bush,take this letter"
it read "promotion letter"
and this also he added
second letter read
"transfer letter"
"be good boy"
i was happy and surprise.
I oppened the promotion letter first and all i saw was colonel osariemen.
The transfer letter read"your service is needed in peace keeping mission in bomako mali,you are to leave next week"
my heart stopped.
"now i was sure it was my funeral"

The military man in me came alive i marched into the house,on seeing my dad,i grabbed him sky high.
His feet barely touched the floor.
I asked him for some explanation looking straight into his eyes.
I could see fear in his eyes,he tried to mormur some words but i couldnt pick out any meaningful thing,he was choking!!
Na ur papa b this o,no be north you dey o,a voice whispered to me.
I let go of my hold,immediately he gained freedom he dashed off again!!
I became hyper mad this time,how could my parents bury me when i wasnt dead?i asked an empty room.so i wasnt even invited to my own funeral??
I immediately reached for my fire arm!!ready to do things the hard way.............

After i was rescued from my igbo encounter i decided to do something better with my life.
After a week in camp we where given 2 weeks off and i was to report to kaduna after my 2 weeks break.
I wondered why i was asked to report to kaduna?abi them one dismiss me?
A day before we left the jtf camp we were paid a million naira each.
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I waved tunde goodbye and boarded a bus to abuja,from whre i took a flight to benin.yes i took a flight not because i was scared of the unknown but because i didnt want to try "god",besides i could afford it.
On my arrival home,i knocked at the door,
"who's there?"mum asked asked
"its me"i replied.
"you no get name"
"na me your pikin"
she turned the knob and on seeing me she ran as fast as her legs could go.
I was confused,so i chased her.
Dad saw me too and dashed off.
I stopped and wondered what was wrong,they were behaving like they had seen a ghost!!
I dropped the bread i bought earlier and stepped outside looking for some explaination,then behold i saw,.................
A grave,i walked closer,it read "in loving memory of osariemen a.k.a astro da killer".
Now i knew something was terribly wrong,i fumed in anger.
I never die,dem don bury me??

As i got home my phone rang,
"hello dear,am missing you"
no b amaka wey comot here now now.
"me too o"
"have a gud day and dream of me"she said and hanged up.
I had a long day shedule,i had to see "baba"today and also attend a board meeting.
When i say "baba"i dont mean an old man or your father,"baba"is not rili that old but should be in his 40's.
All he does all day is sit in his shrine and make free money!!

Anyway baba is the root of my sucess and other prominent men.
I stepped out of my rangerover,i chose it because of the topography of the land where baba lives or should i say ply his trade!!
On other days i prefer balling with my punche.
I closed the door and headed for babas' office.
His office was covered with palm front and red clothes
"this man for cokoma do fashion designing na"i said in my mind.
The place was dusty and had a bad odour.
"take off your shoes now!!"baba shouted!
"see this babalawo o,you know how much i buy this shoe??i just ordered it from jumia,an online shopping site!"
"sorry baba make you no vex"i replied.
"so wetin carry you come"baba asked
"na the sacrifice o time don dey reach o"i replied
"you don get the materials?"
"hmmm i don try but i no see pregnant snake,blind rat and disabbled eagle"
he looked at me and then started to search for something,sincerely i thought he was looking for his laptop perhaps he wanted to google it,i do be happy if i can buy it online!!
"i can get them for you,but it would cost you"
"no problem baba"
"how much?"i asked
"a million naira"he replied
"for just 3 animals?"i wondered
"no problem baba,i would pay it into your account tomorrow"
yes baba actually had an account.
I brought out 20 thousand and gave to baba so he can buy some alomo,maybe get a young girl too,just saying...
I got into my car and off i was zooming towards lagos.
I was dead late for the meeting but first things first,who would have believed i would here today after finishing school and getting blow jobs instead of a good job!!i combed the streets for 8 good years before baba changed my story.......

dear readers please bear with me for the slow update the nature of my job is the problem.anyway i would update today

am gona update today so do well to check back later and remember to drop your comments tanks

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Happy you guys are enjoying the story.....more to come

We were driven straight to jtf(joint task force) camp in bauchi.
On getting there we received great medical care,but i needed more than that!
First i smoked my lungs out because i really missed it,but when that didnt cure my taste i went for something stronger'kpo' also called igbo.
After smoking about 2 wraps i still felt i was lacking something.
I recalled a song"what you gona do when you get out of jail?am gona buy me a girl,what next?pool of s*x!!"i knew i wont get that chance so i smoked more to console myself.

I was given a week off and told to report back to my former station.
I was dropped in kano home was my mission.
I boarded a luxury bus down to onitsha.
As the trip was on i regretted joining the army"na wa o after my ordeal na just a week man get ?so i go come back to that devil backyard,gombe!!"
i was sure i was going to die soon!!!
As i lamented,i fell at sleep.
"every body come out and lie down flat or die now"a voice from a common theif upgraded to 'highway robber'said.
i recalled a story i read on nairaland where once this guy sleeps he finds himself back in a house,but i knew unlike that dude i wasnt in a house,i was in real shit. at that moment sleep ran away faster than usain bolt.
I looked through the window i could see that we where some where in kogi state,but there was no sign of other vehicles.
For goodness sake why do bad things happen to bad people??i asked myself a utme question.
If i was on muffty it would be another story,but i was on my uniform,with my name written on it.
I was not even armed,i prayed that they where not who i thought they where.
Four small boys armed with an ak 47 dragged all the passengers out.
As i was being dragged out i noticed the driver was at sleep.
"na wa o by now he wud be asking for directions to hell"i said to myself.
I knew i would join him soon as one of the highway robbers signalled me!!
He searched my pocket and found my i.d card"osarieee"he tried to pronounce my name
"na osariemen this idiot no fit call"i said in my mind.
He looked at me like he heard my thoughts and said"meet you on the other side"
i could feel his riffle on my head,and soon his bullent went through my skull..........
I could see myself boardind a bus to hell fully airconditioned and the driver was playing erigga 'paper boy'
i suddenly felt cold water!!!
I woke up and saw that i was still back in bauchi at the jtf camp.
"you won kill yourself by urself??five wraps of kpo"tunde asked.
I had never smoked five wraps my highest feet was three and even at that i almost ran mad.
"you get luck o you been dey shake like jelly fish"
one thing igbo doz to you is that it shows you things to be, is left for you to 4lo its advice or not.

Cakamnonu: It would be nice if you update more often and faster

i wud update often if you guys do ur part of dropping encouranging comments