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Science/TechnologyRe: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by astronautog(m): 10:47am On Nov 03, 2013
Over here in national space station we are still in orbit!ready for the eclipse
Science/TechnologyRe: How Are You Preparing For The Solar Eclipse? by astronautog(m): 10:32am On Nov 03, 2013
Me just dey with my sk and 2 naked girls waiting for the eclipse....
BusinessRe: 9jagold.com Q&A - Get Instant Support Here! by astronautog(m): 6:31am On Nov 02, 2013
jerrymania: Thats Good. Well i think he is heeding my advice to let this thread rot and stop this petty life of scam. Nigerians need to know about this kind of scams. Maybe we use him as scapegoat so we can be aware when this kind of scams pop up.
the guy don deactivate e account o!!hahaha I knew he was notin but a scammer!!!!now where all those fools wey dey support the fool agenda!!I would only miss his rechArge cards!!!
BusinessRe: 9jagold.com Q&A - Get Instant Support Here! by astronautog(m): 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2013
9jagold.com:
Wao. . . money is talking.......... AGAIN.

Please someone should load this jarry... 161293988119449


@jerrymania: I charge you to start up your own thread... and give out FREEBIES like we do, if you are that bouyant.
An advice for you... invest now and become financially FREE.
as usual I loaded the glo card only say you fools reduced it to 100 naira so total card now I have loaded is 600naira!!that's gud,this show that people are still foolish abeg make una dey mumu invest make I dey load the card!!!bloodyyy scammers I just dey wait make I forward una details go efcc!!!!
BusinessRe: 9jagold.com Q&A - Get Instant Support Here! by astronautog(m): 1:52pm On Oct 31, 2013
domcarez: i have observed this thread with keen interest for some time now,@9jagold, that you guys are presently paying out does not in any way absolve you from being fraudulent later,you may be doing that to gain the trust of many such that u may abscond with their money. I have read ur flimsy reasons for not disclosing ur address and phone number, do u want to tell me that you guys av more money than CBN and commercial banks that has there addresses n phone numbers everywia? Certainly no! Even the corporate affairs commission stipulates that every business establishment must av a verifiable phyiscal address.. ...hmmmm....until you provide a verifiable address and phone number, i consider you fraudulent....shikena!
i feel you bro them think say their recharge card go keep people shut bloodyyyyyy scamers
BusinessRe: 9jagold.com Q&A - Get Instant Support Here! by astronautog(m): 11:48am On Oct 31, 2013
9jagold.com:
Let's pretend we didn't see the insult above.

Meanwhile here is a gift to the lucky one.
N500 GLO 132455191520941

Don't forget to thank our team.
Keep spreading the goodnews and always remember, we are here for a change.

Do not hesistate to contact us with any reasonable questions you may have.
This is to say that we won't respond to unreasonable queries, like we said earlier,
9jagold is an online establishment, as for our contact no... it will be available soon!

Best Regards,
9jagold Team.
i recharged the glo thanks for that but you are still scammers until you put your physical adress and phone numbers scammers
BusinessRe: 9jagold.com Q&A - Get Instant Support Here! by astronautog(m): 9:04am On Oct 31, 2013
betfair: The only BIG fool am seeing here is you astronautog. You DO NOT have any RIGHT to tag any business a SCAM without PROOF...
Mind you am a happy investor... 'cos 9jagold have kept to their promise.
i have every right to tag any business a scam which does not have a physical adress not even a phone number or bank acct they might pay now but would surely run away.and mr man if you like bear names like betfair 9jagold i know you are the same person bloodyyyyyy scammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beta runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
BusinessRe: 9jagold.com Q&A - Get Instant Support Here! by astronautog(m): 8:02am On Oct 31, 2013
i pity the fool that would fall for this cheap scam....people are just too foolish look how poorly designed the site is and you expect such site to pay you back 10 percent.the fool is just trying to gain trust and wich he runs away with your cash.at admin i dare you to put your adress on your site and phone number.now when you do that i would send them to efcc bloody scammmmmmmmm.i pity fools that have fell and those that would still fall mugu.am waiting for the adress and phone number
BusinessHot New Tips For Getting Google Adsense Approved Fast by astronautog(op): 6:28am On Oct 28, 2013
First of all you have to make a website or
blog, I recommend to use blogger's blog as
this is by google.
After creating blog search for simple but SEO
friendly template. Afterwards choose the
niche of your blog.
If you want to get approved adsense within
15 days or less you should create a text blog
where no image should be posted after
getting google adsense post images or what
you want?
Steps for Getting google Adsense:
1: Create a blog or buy custom domain
2: Choose the niche for your blog or website.
3: Choose the template wisely because
design matters to get adsense faster.
4: Create atleast 15 posts but not copy pasted
and don't post all in first day.
5: Post each post one day and create
backlinks to your every post.
6: Should create Contact Us, Privacy page and
Disclaimer page.
After doing everything apply for google
adsense i hope you will get google adsense
within 24 hours. I used this tips and got my
adsense approved account within 20 hours.
InvestmentRe: Getting A Bank Loan Without Collateral: How? by astronautog(m): 6:10pm On Sep 09, 2013
Op you don't need need a colateral at all!!!try baba ijebu or nairabet best way to lose your....sorry double your money!!!thank me later
EducationDelta State University Delsu Latest News And Info Thread by astronautog(op): 5:21pm On Sep 09, 2013
welcome to delsu
Admissions official
discussion forum for this
admission year. Through our meaningful
discusion like this for the past 4years
we were able 2 help some
forumites/nairalanders
gain admissions, other
materials provided and
quality and timely
information given. QUESTIONS ALSO. Note:
ur JAMB score would be divided by 8, and ur
PUME by 2! e.g Jamb score 260/8 =32.5 +
pume score 60/2 =30, aggregate =63! Ask ur
questions
here and be sure u can get
quality answers!
Please note- 180 and
above score in JAMB UTME
is required to write d Post
UTME. Hope 2 c u admitted into delsu
this year! 2go: astronautog
Check your admission status here delsu.edu.ng
Latest info on delsu would be posted here
Nairaland GeneralStrange Mtn Network by astronautog(op): 4:55pm On Sep 09, 2013
Strange mtn.......
Yesterday I tried calling a friend of my,only for a fulani man to pick the call!I checked the number I dialled it was correct!
Later that day my dad called me I picked only for a woman to start yelling at me saying I am not a good friend I couldn't call to know whether she have arrived!!
Today looked better....
Only for mtn to send me credit of 3000 naira!!I didn't recharge nor was I a lucky winner in a strange cocacola promo abi na la ca cera promo!!!
Pls pals help me beg mtn....
Take back the credit pls!!!
Though I don spend 5h from inside as a sharp guy!!
Am scared pls if its for the 5h make I owe una pls
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 5:48pm On Sep 08, 2013
New update soon if you like the story pls read and leave chikena
FashionNigeria Banks With Most Ugly Looking Staff by astronautog(op): 5:45pm On Sep 08, 2013
Which of these Nigerian banks has the most ugly
looking staff?
1.Access Bank
2.Citibank
3.Diamond Bank
4.Ecobank
5.Enterprise Bank Limited
6.Fidelity Bank
7.First Bank of Nigeria
8.First City Monument Bank
9.Guaranty Trust Bank
10.Heritage Bank
11.Keystone Bank Limited
12.Mainstreet Bank Limited
13.Savannah Bank
14.Skye Bank
15.Stanbic IBTC Bank Nigeria Limited
16.Standard Chartered Bank
17.Sterling Bank
18.Union Bank of Nigeria
19.United Bank for Africa
20.Unity Bank Plc
21.Wema Bank
22.Zenith Bank
For me its wema bank
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2013
Foxy_Flow: I am about to come down hard on your thread!!!

You are writing utter rubbing. You don't even know the names of the weapons you use. I am totally disappointed.

If you don't know what to write, please try sticking to that your other story.

Mtchw...

Military man indeed.

You think you have kids here.

I demand that this thread be locked jor.....
hahaha mr man na you get nairaland?na me force you read my thread?so y you dey complain?
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2013
Cakamnonu: ma annoyance is the recent update is close to empty he didn't have to put d music lines taut stories like this is supposed to create a mental picture but this is not doing the job pls astro I've got two things 1st update more often nd put longer updates 2nd re-read ur post b4 updatin
you think am here to tell you tales by moonlight?its a true life story sorry I can't twist it to please you,try another thread
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 10:30pm On Aug 26, 2013
Cakamnonu: Nonsens! All giberish! Post earlier was better
trying my best to ignore you
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 7:18am On Aug 26, 2013
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For sure this was not the right time for prayers this was combat!where only the brave lucky and skillful survived.
The devil you know is better than the one you don't know right?
I had no ideal where we where being attacked from.
I had always prayed to God that I look my killer in the eye,but.........
"Ahhhhhhhhh"I screamed,as I felt metal in my left shoulder!!
I quickly matched brake!!
For goodness sake show your face!!why do the enermy never play fair!!!
As I stood in pains a van drove and parked in front of me.
men with guns rocket lancher,bazoka etc came and dragged me out.
I spotted a kid among them,so they weren't men afterall.to this day I can recall the yellow shirt he wore which read 'fifa,my game is fair play'
He was struggling with an ak 47,I almost laughed but didn't because I knew by now lucifer would have already bought drinks down in anticipation of my coming!
they opened the parcel and then moved it to their van.they inspected the bodies of my men dashing 3 bullets each to everyone of them just to make sure they boarded the right plane to hell.
Then it got to my turn,a huge fellow walked up to me I suppose he is their learder!
He spoke so many gibberish to me,I looked at him. To show he was fooling himself.
'Kpa'went his gun.
'Jesuuuuu'I screamed and everything blacked out

'I saw a butterfly in hell today,would I survive or die today?god bless nigeria'lil wayne the rapper words rang
I just arrived hell and I bought two loaves of bread on the way,but na wa o even devil self don upgrade o c as ac dey blow me for here!
And I be think say devil get horns and tail,how come this fyn creamy boy...they observe me
'.......good morning sir how are you feeling"
Na me this boy de talk to
"Hello sir"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Yes"
Do you mean this guy de see me I thought my mode na "ghost mode"
"Where am I?"
"Relax sir everything is ok"
"You are lucky to have lived"
"Mr man I don't believe in luck"I said
"Then how do you explain,your survival after you where shot twice at close range"
"Mr man who are you?an examiner?"I asked
"No sir a doctor"
"How long have I been here?"
"A year sir"
"A yearhuhhuh"I screamed
"Mr man are you ok?"I asked
"Very well sir"
"How can I be here for a year?"
"Coma sir"
The end of time is like a mile away military mind would I live or die today....
I live by the sword but I don't wana die by the sword......
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LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 1:07pm On Aug 24, 2013
yemi2plus2: Quick dey update na, i don already forget the story line.
would try my best
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LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 8:35am On Aug 24, 2013
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"I hear the song wey you do,but that na noise,if you ever make money from rap all na coins,erigga new money wahala bois,we run your hood like uduaghan bus......."Music playing from my beat by papa emeka.
Yes our mission here in mali is to run the hood better than this islamic 'militants' and if they form james bond we turn them to 'mili-ants'
That was my direct order made known by my oga at the top himself five star general aliyu.
"Astro da killer"
"Baba jjjjj"
"Na you be this in flesh and blood?"
"Baba na me oo long tym o"
"Astro the one and only,so you refuse to die"
"haha baba how I go die when I neva make money"
"Wetin carry you come bomako"
"I come shoot music video"I replied baba j laughing
"Hope say you drop money for home incase God finally punish for all the souls you don take"baba j asked.
"I de plan send the money when I come bak"I said
Baba j was my best pal back in the days in nda kaduna,we past through traning together was later transfeRred to sokoto batch.
Now reunited in another man's country but we were no longer mates because I was superior.....

Tuesday march 31st location bomako mali
I wore my desert wear put on my boots and checked for my pocket gun,dagger,grenade and extra bullets looking at the time 5 am
A parcel was leaving for the airpot by 6am and is to be transported and guarded.
I was asigned for the guarding aspect so you now see why I am up this early!
"Souja,bumper,femi,musa,reptile assemble here now"I said
They stood up and stood at attention and I gave them orders concerning our parcel mission.
Minutes later we were all set ready for pullout.

My boys were at the back of the truck with machine guns ak 47 m55 silencer etc while I sat with the driver on red alert.
2 hours into the ride The journey was going smooth I already lost guard and was about plugin in my head phone to hear some cool jams when the driver suddenly fell to shoulder.
I pulled him up and also trying to control the wheels and discovered him dead shot to the head....
Work of a snipper!!!
"Bumper"I called out no response
"musa"still no response
I looked from my mirror and discovered all 5 men lying with their heads facing down
Abi them they prayhuhhuh
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LiteratureRe: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by astronautog(m): 9:54am On Aug 23, 2013
Yemi permit me to drop my two bottles of alomo on the table,while I go out quickly to buy some weed!!
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 3:38pm On Aug 21, 2013
baffylander: Bro...lovely story however i have some observations.
At the beginning of this thread, you stated that it is a true story. HOWEVER, i sincerely doubt that.
1. You stated that you were promoted fron lieutenant to colonel, with all due respect, a lieutenant gets promoted to being a CAPTAIN after which he becomes a MAJOR, then a LIEUTENANT COLONEL and finally a COLONEL...not possible you go from being a lieutenant to being a colonel in the course of one single pomotion.
2. Lets say you mistakenly typed lieutenant instead of lieutenant colonel, this excuse still does not avail the thread of truth as ordinarily, no Major can give a direct order to a Lieutenant colonel.
3. In view of paragraphs 1 & 2 above, it is humbly opined that you put up a picture of you in a Colonel's uniform or edit the part that states this is a true story.
Have a lovely day
bro tanks for your observations.sincerely I got a straight promotion after the bokoharam ish as I type write now I am a colonel of the nigerian amry first brigade spent over 25 years in service you want pictures. No problem I would upload them all!!its a true life story bro
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LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 8:24pm On Aug 20, 2013
Pls this article does not promote blood money in any way!!!
LiteratureRe: Story:yahoo Boy part 1 by astronautog by astronautog(op): 8:21pm On Aug 20, 2013
No reply
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 8:20pm On Aug 20, 2013
Got a laptop no more phone ish expect quick dope updates from me starting tomorrow......the peace keeping tale starts 2moro
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