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LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 8:13am On Jul 27, 2013
yemi2plus2: i dey confuse with this part
lol father of four kids dad to none means i have four kids but refuse to take responsibility
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 8:03am On Jul 27, 2013
*Story continues*
i looked at tunde he wore a face,he looked so unlike the tunde i knew before my deployment to gombe state.
One more week in this cell and death would be so sure.
I wondered whether i would be giving a honourable burial!ten years of service to my great nation so this is how it would all endhuh
No 21 gun salute for me??
I was lost in thoughts!!!just then i heard gun shots.
Everybody in the cell stood up,we began battling for the chance to look through the only window in the cell.
The window was so small that mice would find it very hard to pass through.
From the sounds i could hear,i was sure a gun battle was going on.
I waited,listenned,eagerly,praying silently for freedom.
The whole cell was silent,the silence lasted for about 20 minutes.
I prayed in my heart first to christ then next to allah.
After about 30 minutes we ran out of hope and faith,i retired to my sleeping position alongside nine other prisoners of boko.
But one man remained hopefull,that man was tunde.
I looked at him and teased him"can any good thing come out of bauchi?"i asked
he didnt even look my way.
Other prisoners laughed at my dry joke.
I knew he was hopeless or so i thought,it is like a student in a nigerian university refusing to go home with the hope that ASUU would call off strike!!.
I was half at sleep when i heard
"get the keys"
have they finally made up their mind to kill us??
I still wondered why they have kept us this long!!
If it was in the eastern part of the country i would say,they want to use us for money ritual.
I was prepared for the worse.
Next voice was that of 'baba fayo' my then oga at the top.
"hope you all are good to go"he asked as he openned our cell.
I couldnt believe this was happenning!!!
I walked towards him and grab him to make sure my brain was not playing tricks with me.
I got a slap for my action as he a superior officer,i knew that but my joy knew no bound.
Tunde gave me a look that said 'do you believe something good can come out of bauchi now?'
"you would be needing this"baba fayo said giving me an ak47 riffle.that was my best ammunition,as i touched it freedom flowed through my veins and immediately i raised a song we sang earlier.
"how many soldiers boko go kill o?how many soldiers boko go killhuh......."
others joined in and we matched outside.
On getting to the open i gave out 5 gun shot to warn who ever was around that an injured lion was on the loose.
"astro da killer"tunde hailed.
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 7:26am On Jul 27, 2013
This is me when am at work

LiteratureRe: Blood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op):
"If we no make money by 2015 GOd no go happy with us because all this people wey dey make am so them no get two heads!!"
music booming from my beat by emeka!!!as i walked through the streets of agbani i regretted amakas' visit.
"yeye girl na must say if girl come visit guy-man,e must pay her t-fare??"i asked myself.
"next time if you come,you go trek!!!ashaw_"i cursed
before i start let me introduce myself.
My name is nnemeka am a graduate from enugu state university(esut) chemical engineer.
Five years after graduation no job!!like every other nigerian i blame it on GEJ lol!
I graduated with a pass,and i also blame it on GEJ.
I smoke,womanise,and have done every thing considered to be bad.well i wont blame that on anybody else but Gej himself.
Enough of my bad side let me tell you about my good side.
I am a kind caring loving father!!though divorced twice!!i have about five cars,three houses and am the manager of chisco firm ikeja lagos.father of four kids dad to none!!
Things havent always being this rosy,infact i was born into the poorest family in nigeria,wasnt my fault though but gej's!!!!
LiteratureBlood Money:a Story By Astronautog. by astronautog(op): 8:30pm On Jul 26, 2013
All names used here are fictional except that of "baba".
If you follow my stories here on nairaland you would know that unlike other authors i always write short stories,an example is"yahoo boy"a story on literature section!!!
I wana commend some great writers here they have really motivated me and terrified me they are great any way,namely:
slickest
yemi2plus
floxy
mynd_44
etc.....
No time to waste time for business..............
LiteratureRe: Story:yahoo Boy part 1 by astronautog by astronautog(op): 8:24am On Jul 25, 2013
Thinking of starting a part 2 of this story,wana hit the front page this time.gat a story line that gona blow ya minds.wat do u guys thinkhuh?if its ok by u then expect a new thread with" yahoo boy part 2"
LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by astronautog(m): 3:12pm On Jul 24, 2013
Slickest astro gat one question 4 you,if u claim you are dead how come you dey on nairalandhuh
Lovely story sha but .......no buts,u d bomb!!!
EducationRe: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2013
emma2cute: plz sum wan shuld help me describe where exactly is the site 1 2 and 3
site 1 is campus 1 site 2 campus 2 site 3 campus 3
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Scientist Bags European Award For Quality Research by astronautog(m): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2013
Esut imsu post ume runs and accomodation contact me answers would be sent 10 minutes into exam
EducationRe: Post Ume Help Futo,esut And Imsu by astronautog(op): 10:39am On Jul 21, 2013
Dont miss your chance
EducationPost Ume Help Futo,esut And Imsu by astronautog(op): 8:19am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by astronautog(m): 8:11am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
EducationRe: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 8:10am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by astronautog(m): 8:09am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by astronautog(m): 8:08am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
EducationRe: FUT Minna 2013/2014 Aspirant Lets Meet Here by astronautog(m): 8:07am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by astronautog(m): 8:06am On Jul 21, 2013
Futo [engineering only] cost 3000 naira
imsu [all departments] cost 3000 naira
esut [all departments] cost 3000 naira
fact:all answers would be sent to your mobile phones 10 minutes after exam starts!!!!
If you need accomodation in any of the above schools contact me.read my signature for contact details
LiteratureRe: Story:yahoo Boy part 1 by astronautog by astronautog(op): 11:44am On Jul 20, 2013
Waddy do?
LiteratureRe: Military Story:"astro Da Killer" by astronautog(op): 11:41am On Jul 20, 2013
Somewhere in jigawa right now serving my father's land!!!promise to update sooonest!!!luv my fans!!!
PoliticsRe: Reconcile With PDP Or Defect - Afenifere To Amaechi by astronautog(m): 3:46pm On Jul 14, 2013
9ja bad no mean say we go run go mali oya pdp bend down low
PhonesRe: Mtn Scraps All Tariff Plans by astronautog(m): 3:17pm On Jul 14, 2013
Empty hen!!!"i don port o,kirikaka carry de go,i don port o go NITEL!!!"

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