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 Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 10:14am On Nov 22, 2013 |
lilslick: LooooooL.. I Laff in Cantoneseyou only made a fool of your self you said u wont reply me but cant keep a simple promise no wonder ur dad coudnt keep his pen.is. oops dont wana get u piss lyk bladder sorry if i insulted UR FADA!!!!  |
| Education › Re: We Are Not Resuming – AAUA Lecturers To Management by astronautog(m): 9:55am On Nov 22, 2013 |
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| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 9:48am On Nov 22, 2013 |
lilslick: Dude did i ask u??u don't need to reply me idiott fellow,poor man poor sense u lack enjoyment in ur miserable life that's y u dey yarn nonesense!!!froossshhh!!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 9:42am On Nov 22, 2013 |
soloswag: he should knw dat he is nt good enough if by bein a fool is d only way he will get naticed ...........guyz lets 4get abt him and move oosame ish I told ur mum when she won seduced me!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 8:38am On Nov 22, 2013 |
nofij: Please you guys shouldn't reply him.so they allow phones in there now?? |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 8:36am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Pokemon43: ok,if she is a spammer as u claim,u should av left a remark by quoting here and telling us that u called her or passed tru her b4 and it didn't work,instead of insulting her just like dat,d thing is dat no one knows if truly she is a spammer and u would have done well enough to xplain to us,cos u insulting her lyk dat is giving other nairalanders negative opinions about u maybe u meant to help so odas do not fall for it,in a nut shell all am saying is ur approach was wrong,u should av stated ur reason b4 insulting her,i hope u undastnd what am trying to say,it will be nice u apolgise to d house or u modify ur previous post.u get time to type o!!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 8:05am On Nov 22, 2013 |
soloswag: na true u talk ma guy......im type no day here......cus here no be zoo ..dat guy na animalyea am an animal a real beast but unlike you locked up in the zoo am still roaming!!!niga u r a retard u more lyk a zombie!!!u theif fone con dey type nonesense here. Oloshi!!!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 7:59am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Pokemon43: d thing tire me e just dey vex e come carry dey cause poor girl wey nor do am any thing,i nor just undastndlisten to your self you just insulted the person you where trying to defend!!!pls leave her financial status out of this I called her ode bcus she is a spammer!!!!!barga froshhhhhh!!!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 7:08am On Nov 22, 2013 |
lilslick: @Patienceal n Thread Viewers i Hail una o!!wey u park well no come here they form bado look very well!!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 12:26am On Nov 22, 2013 |
soloswag: u cant blame him...its lack of home training.......dat guy surpose day ZOOyea am in the zoo but at least am not the one in the cage.nigga u would keep looking up to me lyk am ur god father ND I would keeping f.u.c.king you up NEPA!!!!!MOFO FROSHHHH |
| Literature › Re: Business offer For All Nairaland Writers>>must Read<< by astronautog(m): 11:00pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Civory: Obviously @businesslocator ignorantly believes that it's until he takes N1 from someone that he has defrauded the person; he has failed to realize that he can defraud ones intellect and creativity. You claim you weren't interested in my fish farming articles but you went ahead and asked me to pull the 10 articles down from my site. And when I asked you how far you said you were busy and it will take one week. I asked you after a week and you refused talking to me about it again and all of a sudden started claiming"Mr BUSY"! When you know it will take 4 weeks to put up an ebook why did you ask me to immediately pull all 10 articles down from my site and why did you tell me one week initially?! You say I have put it back on my site check if I have:www.moinsights.comna wa o |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 7:08pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
soloswag: Ooh i see!!! ... Its lik u had dat word newly ...i advice u go find d meaning .. ..fool .U Sound lyk a dummy,listen to urself!mofo frosh!!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 6:16pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
soloswag: yes y??......y did u call her dat?Aproko u no go mind ur biznes abi?ode!! |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2013*. Modified: 6:18pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Mz Bertty: Got questions abt Delsu admissions u need ansas to den tweet @delsuinfo..Ur questions nd problems will be answeredODUNYUN!! |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 10:54am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Businesslocator: hmmmthroat dey pain you??that na comment? |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 9:33am On Nov 20, 2013 |
stealing from God is a very grave sin,that i know but taking from God is no sin.................. from where i sat in the church i knew ruki had been caught so i surveyed the church looking for the safest exist. ruki was rounded up by the ushers and was given a mic y the pastor interviewed him "stealing from the offering box  ?"the pastor said"its the devil sir"ruki replied "spirit of stealing!" by now the church had become noisy everybody wanted to see "well we are going to pray for you and then flog out the devil from you"the pastor said on hearing that like judas to jesus i kissed ruki goodbye and fled the scene. i ran home b4 i would be identified as one of the disciples "na wetin they worry una self y u dey run like say u miss rapture"our land lord inquired "notin o na just say shiit dey catch me"i lied getting to our room the door was open "ha dis guy no lock door ni?"i wondered jesuuuuuuuuuu "ruki you first me reach house ??abi na ur ghost b dis"i asked "omo na me flesh and blood ooooo"he said still breathing heavily "how you take comot con run pass me self??" "as them close eye begin pray na em i port oo b4 i go enter armed robber moto"ruki replied "i no knw where you 4 learn that habbit y u no b like me wey no dey theif"i said "ur papa left yanshh"ruki said "na my papa u dey insult?"i asked furious "sorry no vex ur mama left yansh"he replied i grabbed him,just then there was a knock at the door. bang bang bang chei na here my fowl take lay cooked egg??i wondered "na who b that i asked" there was no reply bang bang the person kept hitting in fear i climbed into the ceiling saying to ruki"na ur mess up so treat am" from my place of hiding i heared ruki open the door "boko haram"ruki screamed "chei na that zombie self"i hissed boko haram was the nick name we gave to a copper "musa" who was posted from the north to serve in waff town i jumped down angryily "na wetin u want i asked?" he continued nodding to the music coming from his beat by nnemeka and sons head phone. "bokoooooo wetin u want" i said aloud "sorry no vex help me with corn flakes"he said "go take 4 that bag "i said pointing to a sack "na garri i talk o no b cassava??"he said "ur papa come on dissappear from here "i said >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "hmmmmm,yeye baby yeye" i moaned slowly as she licked my john thomas instantly my jimmy regained himself and stood up she brought him out and sucked him mad "take am easy o jare"i said slowly she continued and i was enjoying every moment of it. kukuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "that witch fowl again"i thought i opened my eyes it was still dark "na wa o no b dream oo"i said in my mind "but i no carry any ashawoo come house na"i wondered "jessuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"i screamed loud enough for the whole world to hear "rukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 5:31pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Rick9: [color=Blue] I Never even [/color] [color=Green] start to use Colours sef [/color] [color=Red] u don dey complain !! [/color]no come here they form joseph o with ur coat of many colors o |
| Adverts › 20000 Naira Up For Grab Today by astronautog(op): 8:54am On Nov 19, 2013 |
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| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 7:50am On Nov 19, 2013 |
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| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 2:47pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Lol u guys r funny!abeg i am sorry @patienceal and solo no vex*removes boxers,ready 2be flogged* |
| Nairaland General › Re: About Nairaland, the Nigerian Forum. by astronautog(m): 12:08pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
astro was here |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 11:50am On Nov 18, 2013 |
soloswag:*grabs bottle* yepakkkk*breaks it on soloswag's head*serves you right *pursues patienceAl,stabs him at the back*f.uck up no dey sour who f.uck must collect!!!•dissapears into the tin air• |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 11:19am On Nov 18, 2013 |
Cvesta: Astro u funny die..i dey feel u...more parcels of kpoli 4 u...if only u kud update more regularly....twuale okome go try update if them comment |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 11:16am On Nov 18, 2013 |
PatienceAl: dis 1 understand english at all so?.... I'd pretend u ddnt read "I DUNNO HOW TRUE DIS IS" . . .keep ur prayer to urself!!!!and yes we are not fighting how I go 4lo mad man fight?that only makes me an uselu patient!!!as for the beef am a vegetarian so you can keep it!!ofurukpe!!!frosh!!!!! |
| Education › Re: ESUT Calls Off Strike by astronautog(m): 10:31am On Nov 18, 2013 |
if only ewu delsu fit disown ASUU like esut.mumu ASUU because their member die the living no go con carry on with their lives foolsss abeg esut una 2much joor 6 Likes |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 9:12am On Nov 18, 2013 |
PatienceAl: Dunno how true dis is o. . .but it came 4rm a very reliable source. . .i called im dis morninq bou d acceptance ish and he told me d 2nd batch (NEW) z d continuation of d 1st batch. . .cos dat guy get mawt 4 admission issues wella o. . .i'd nid sum1 2 plz corroborate dis. . .see how u fool urself when I told you u said its a lie that I was deceiving innocent people you are what I call e-mumu{electronic mumu} |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 9:08am On Nov 18, 2013 |
"Na who and who dey play"he asked bring down his voice "Me no 2 sabi basket ball come check urself"I said He came closer and tried to peep Immediately lucy opened the door and poured her bucket of water on him!! "Ewoooo"he screamed "Yeye man"she hissed I took to my heels "You never baff?"Ruki asked "Omo if you see wetin happen now ehh you go sow seed for my life now"I said "Abeg I no one hear yare make we dey go church"he said I dressed up in a flash looking at the mirror I said "Swaga of a militant babes go suffer today" On getting to church we sat at the back pew "Turn to your neighbour and say b4 the end of the week you shall get a new car"the pastor said I turned and saw the guy sitting next to me the guy face b like obituary this one na theif o I said in my mind The service progressed and came to the part y we came to church!!offering time!!!! When it got to my turn I danced like an epileptic patient on getting to the offering box I dropped 10 naira and collected 1000 naira note from the offering box!!its called foreign exchange I and ruki had perfected the act so well that its very had for you to know in a matter of seconds we would exchange it!! Ruki also did the same !!we did that for all offering that day!!it was time for thanksgiving I was satisfied with my loot so I didn't go but ruki stood and danced to the alter alond with other members As he dipped his hand into the offering box,the pastor suddenly said "Hey theif stop there!!!" |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 8:42am On Nov 18, 2013 |
•continues story• "Mary relax now"I said "Pay me my money you this yeye man" "Ok take this five thousand naira I go give u the rest later I no hold reach 10k here biko"I pleaded She snatched the 5k and pointed to a post on the wall it read "Sorry no credit today come tomorrow" "When you dey suck bobby u knw abi?you go produce the money ryt here"she shouted in anger "So as you fine lyk foreign witch you also wicked lyk local witch"I said ............................................................................ Kukurukuuuuuu A chicken crowed from the next compound I got up looked at the time it was 2 am "This fowl na witch o,see time e take dey crow"I said I layed down to sleep but ruki's snorr kept me wide awake "Oohhhhh' "Wey you use ur belle sleep na see as you dey snorr lyk pisin wey dey service kpekus 4 dream"I said He rolled and continue playing his music It was so unbearable so I got up opened ruki's locker and searched for it! I opened the door and sat at our door step and lit the igbo«weed»I stole from ruki's locker Early mawin kpo sweet pass kpekus I said to my self. as I smoked I recalled how I was rounded up by up to 10 ashawo's and r.aped!! "Kia those Asha's no get consciense see as them weyley my john thomas" I said feeling sorry for my manh.ood "Them naked me like person wey steal blackberry!!!chai marry na God go punish you"I shouted aloud As weed began to take effect on me I started a song "Come carry me go my hux o cuz I no one Bleep up for this place ooo,I don 2 shayo o oo..."I sang "Shut uppppp you gey mad you no knw wetin tym b??!!!"I could hear other tenants scream It only gave me more inspiration I changed my song "Today,today 2morrow no more if I die 2day I go die no more..." "2pac your papa!!!"I heard curses ............................... "2pac fire!fire!fire!"I heard ruki's voice from dreamland I got up with a stat "Where the fire na?"I asked "Olodo go baff make we dey church"ruki said laughing "The day wey I go use you do ritual dey come"I said walking away to the bathroom Our bathroom is shared by every one in the compound On getting to the bathroom someone was there already.so I waited,after like 10 mins the person was still not out so I decided to peep through a small opening Behold lucy a copper in our compoud was in but instead of bathing she was masturbating!! Chai see benin firm I stared at her watching keenly "2paccccccccccc" Our land lord screamed bring me back to reality I turned with my john thomas about to break out from my boxers "Na wetin you dey do there"he asked "Hmm I dey watch match"I said confused!!! |
now i see it was meant 4 ur type dah dia brains r in dia Penis :/ ur so going Haywire dude 
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