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Gunners for life!

How much una don pay for medications?

LIBSocials:
See bakka

U won chop am?

shollywhite17:
it covers third party to a cover of 500k. i av got claims on it from aiico for several clients. call me on 08055924750 if you need more detail.
cheers.

Your number is incorrect ma

YOUNGSTUNNA:
see jamb question.... who text message elp?


as for me...i don't make calls nor text anybody...
if you're not on my whatsapp list....... you're on a very long thing

You valid Bro!



My wife don complain of me not calling well well!

Oya

musco4me:
Mmm

Together we crash the world!

Hidentity:
Put your full name now. Shebi you get gut. And you can stand by your act of intellectual theft.

You ask for either and I gave you...


Go jare

Hidentity:
Please type any here. You seem to think that it fun to juts copy works and post. Just drop your details if yoi have the gut yoi claim to have.

08032160029

Hidentity:
Guy or Lady, why did you plagiarise my work? You just copied blindly without an iota of acknowledgement? Don't you feel bad about this intellectual theft? I can sue you. I will advise you don't leave any hint as to your identity, I will call you out so bad or sue you.

My Name ?

contact address?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies, our wahala too much.. but i think we are more caring ni.


#Copied

Wetin kill amu

AKARA OKU!

VEGETABLE GET CUPS?\\\\

IF you're a nigga and you haven't heard "Hi, I'm Jon Champion, alongside with me in the commentary box is my co-commentator,Jim Beglin"
You're a GIRL !!!

Give me a call, we need to take you out on Valentine's Day.

This is very Urgent!
If you bank with the following under listed banks please read carefully....
Customers who are banking with:
First Bank,
GT bank,
Union bank,
FCMB,
Access bank,
Sterling,
Standard chartered,
Ecobank,
Fidelity,
UBA,
Diamond bank,
Zenith bank,
Skye bank, and other banks including Microfinance banks...
Listen and listen carefully,
You can use ur ATM CARD to withdraw money
thank you for paying attention... Come and beat me. I'm in the house.

Kileleyi bayi

Na arms of coat na

holluwai:
All make e for fit sort am, abi? Na wha o

Meanwhile help me look this pic, na coat of arms be that?

Good news from Kenya!

Donald J Trump!!!

auntysimbiat:
waiting for the message

Che aunty simbiat will not cum and join us ni?

Kileleyi bayi

unmask:
Misplaced priority.....something that should be installed at mushin

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gc.gif

Ask4Info:
EVERY SENIOR AND JUNIOR CUSTOM OFFICER WHO THIS CONTAINER FILE PASSED THROUGH MUST BE FIRED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT


So it was actually cleared and was heading to its destination? No way on Planet Earth will some Senior custom guys claim they weren't aware of the contents.


Corruption has killed Nigeria and same corruption if not curtailed will bury this country


Maybe they shortchanged some set of Custom guys in the settlement that's why those ones waylaid them and casted.

No customs officer in his rightful mind will release arms and ammunition my Bro...


The container was not well examined cause in Nigeria port we lack handling equipment....

No be her Love Machine again?

thesicilian:
What's his reason for not wanting to join the protest? That's what we should ask first, before crucifying him.

Maybe the so called mega party creator don pay 2face and Co!


#JustSaying

#ThisIsNigeria

alphonsojaybaz:
http://www.eyesoflagos.com/2017/01/frsc-releases-6-documents-every-driver.html

Learners gini?

nawtiebynature:
Candycrush saga. Current level #1109

SMH