attention007:
When your mum calls your sibling and you shout 'she went out!', and your mum replies 'okay, you come'

This never gets old!
I just pretend I'm asleep....or I stuff my ears with my earpiece so I can say 'I didn't hear you calling' without it actually being a lie.

skillful01:
Nlander of the year; Atlan.tia.

Worthy mentions: she.blayze, pre.boy and Nwa.Aaikpe.

Divay22.

Hiya

Smart Girl!

Somewhere in Nigeria, students are encouraged to copy long notes from textbooks and cram them to pass exams.
Knowledge that is only useful within the four walls of the classroom.

Children are no longer encouraged to be innovative and creative.

There are a lot of wolves in sheep clothing out there... wolves with sadistic tendencies.

Not everyone you meet on social media is sane!

This issue has been overflogged!!

The truth remains - Those who feel their blessings are tied to tithes will keep paying...and the IDGAF crew who have better things to do with their money won't pay.
Either way, you'll still have faithful tithers in your church.


Get over it already!

Satan cannot die...He's a PASTOR
He should know that.

RaaGhu:
Wat happened to 'Dear Ol' Iron Brush'

Have you tried that?

Oooh she's so beautiful!

Congratulations to her.

Oh dear!

Really?!
Goes to show that not all women maltreat the help.
How comforting.

Together in a pool of blood?!
Creepy as hell !

lovelygurl:


What?

Never heard of that before

That's crazy! And people will actually go there

Of course they would... "Where two or three are gathered..." You know the rest.

It's very admirable, the power of belief.

In time, they'll get a parcel of land and begin building. I've seen it happen more than once.
Lotsa churches begin that way.

Now you can start-up too.

lovelygurl:



Hahaha

Looool

In the living room?

#Dead

Hahaha

I'm actually very serious...Come to Lagos and you'll see orishirishi.

lovelygurl:


Lool, my sister in the Lord I'm just preaching to my people ooo


In order for them to make heaven, they'll have to pay their tithes. They give it to me and I'll help them give it to God. Paradise is not cheap nau. All those good stuffs for free?

But the thing is traveling up and down is sooo stressful, so I have to take a little bit, you know

May the Lord be with you


Can I hear you say Ameeen! Praiiiiise the Lord!!! Haaaaaalllleeellluuuuyyyyah

Damn, I think I'll really be a good pastor

Damn girl! You're a hoot.
You're good to go sha...The good thing is - you don't need a building..Churches are cropping up everywhere like weeds.
You can begin in your living room.

lovelygurl:


Don't mind that stupid freeze. I mean I also want to but a mansion, Ferrari, Iphone X, Gucci stuffs, channel products, bra and pants has to be from Victoria Secrets..I still have so many goals to achieve

The End is near, PAY YOUR TITHES !!!

This is hilarious...Please, carry on.

Nltaliban:


I've logged in again, my details are still there. lets just say its your browser

Alright then.

Sensei Uche!

Nltaliban:


There's nothing like hacking here. ui is just talking about the private sms fraudsters send on their name

I have to agree with at55.
I asked a question in my previous post.
I checked mine earlier today and my status was - Successful.
When my friend told me what happened, I checked again and the info was gone.

So, what do you think happened?

A friend of mine was unaware of the Jamb CAPS. I only found out yesterday when she gave an unsatisfactory answer to my questions.
To cut a long story short, I had to check and accept the admission on her behalf.

Now, I read somewhere that candidates had 72 hours to accept or reject the admission granted. I don't know when the status on her profile changed so that's that.

Now she logged in to the school's website and it's only showing her utme score, post utme score and aggregate.

My question is - Are the names still being uploaded?
She's worried that she has forfeited the admission.
Or is this all a hoax?

Oh yeah!

Taylor Swift - Safe and Sound
Ed Sheeran - Give me love
Daughter - Youth
Skylar Grey - Words
Lifehouse ft Natasha Beddingfield - Between the raindrops

Hilarious.

I really don't care what it signifies...Immediately I see it, I lose interest in the conversation.
The funny thing is, some people don't mean anything by it...It's just a short form of 'okay' to them.
That's their cup of tea.

Type 'okay'...You won't die!