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obadiah777: SOUNDS LIKE A MILLS AND BOON STORYLINE

what is mills and boon

obadiah777: EXACTLY. SHE WAN TO MOLEST OUR LORD ATMC WATCH YASEF OOOOOOO.

lol, i tell you, brother renew your mind o

seriallink: ^^^ Oh okay, thank God you know it's a temptation for me to lap you same goes for wanting Jesus to lap you, because he was a man when he was on earth that was why Satan was able to tempt him... See as you read meaning for my statement (Tryna lap you )

Btw, feet ain't bad but for a grown up woman wanting a man to lap her; it's a huge temptation to the man doing the lapping

its jesus we r talking about here! He has a renewed mind you know

obadiah777: WHEN SHE MAKES THAT REQUEST FOR JESUS TO LAP HER, THIS WILL BE JESUS RESPONSE 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN'

you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol

Now dt d room has quiet, D explorer, what's up? you gat plans for today right?

Abil, sholly and itsmodella pls pls and pls, you guys have avenged enough ok. Just let it go...some people are not worth ur advice cos they 'll consider it as insult so take a chill pill, activate your relax mode and click on d ignore (dailynews) button.

@serial didn't you read dt mary sat at his feet, his feet is her choice...if i should swap place with mary, his lap will be my choice.
Lol @ you wanting to lap me, souls r perishing and here you are wanting to lap a woman...lawd haf mercy on ya

M M M: Ok
What do u want

i want a man who will want sex once in a blue moon!

saintvc: no lap dance. No seductin .

i'll try

seriallink: ATMC funny girl! She want make Jesus lap her but she get good intention, no seduction go follow am

its possible na, brother jesus doesn't have your kind of heart. meanwhile bro serialconnection repent! Lol

D reason nigerians call it fek instead of fork is cos it sounds same as d four letter word and in d bid to avoid dt, they go fek all d way

You r welcome!

[quote author=Dr.Gboy]@logic boy.... There was a famous man John bunyan(atheist) who lived in d 17th century,he faced d same depression as u did and even wanted to commit suicide.immediately his soul was caught up in d spiritual realm.he saw heaven and hell,he even saw how atheists were being tormented by demons.the demons said they believe in d existence of God but hate him what more than a mere human who doesn't beleive at all.
B4 u start an argument on my post,kindly visit this link to verify.this is fact not fiction... http://www.hissheep.org/messages/visions_of_heaven_and_hell.html[/quote]my goodness! So john bunyan was an atheist, i'm reading his book presently- the pilgrim's progress

pastormustwacc: @Logicboy03, i believe you, but you are different from the regular atheists, you went into atheism for similar reasons i became an atheist a long way back.

And i would have remained so, but i had ancestral gods/spirits from my bloodline line who started coming after me and tried to force me to worship them - i refused but was seriously punished physically and spiritually, and i discovered that it was only Jesus that worked against them, so this brought me back to christianity, after going through various other religions but not finding solutions.

Well, continue using your logic since it works for you, but i have seen into your future (was shown without my asking), and i have already seen that your atheism is only for a time (believe it or not).

lol for real, 300 likes

Smartie gurl: how? xplain plz.

mercy refers to d love dt continues till d object is brought home!

I thought you 're a guy op?
Well mine was yesterday evening, i went to see someone in his office, after my meeting with him, he opted to give me a ride back home which is close by but one guy signaled me to decline so i did...he wanted us to walk home though we don't live in d same place but close. I did dt cos he helped me to his office and kept me busy with gist until d person i'd come to see came back. He then started looking for something in his drawers after a while he gave up. I asked how important what he was looking for was, he said without it, this public hols will be a waste. I told him to calm down and look for it, he said no dt he does not want to waste my time, i told him dt i can walk home on my own dt he should calm down and look for d stuff, he refused. So we left, he called d security man to come lock up d place. When we parted ways, i bid him good night and i hadn't taken few steps when i looked back and saw him running back to d office, i guess he never thought i could look back, probably he's going to get d stuff cos its important so y dt short drama, smh

Smartie gurl: u ar ryt, His 4givness matters a lot.

u know his mercies goes beyond forgiveness?

R u high

What are we talking about here? Religion is an example of culture so? If tradition demands you do a particular thing your conscience does not prick you, you can go ahead. I say this because i know dt there is but one god and everything revolves around d mind so if his mind was clear on dt then no probs. Paul had an understanding of this when he said eating a meat offered to idol is not wrong...as long as an act does not have a negative effect on your neighbour and your conscience is clear with dt, no biggie! Motive matters d most

I ask for his mercies...seriously its all dt matters to me right now in my walk of faith.

i'll be very annoyed if d slap is delayed one more second

You can, go ahead

iykemanchi: That is akpu miri and aki beke in igbo. Abacha are those once
They cut so silm, dry them sometimes and prepare them like
African sallad. We put dry meat, kpumor or kanda wif gardern egg
And uterzi(don't knw d english name) in abacha and wash it down
Wif palm wine. Very nutritious.

i jerulu ejelu my brother! Ife di iche di

seriallink: Are you sure

he wont tell me to get behind him cos my mind is not twisted...he sees it and knows dt nothing is attached to my sitting on his lap, its just what it is, SITTING ON D LAP OF ONE WHO LOVES ME

D story is just teaching us to be sensitive and do d right thing at d right time and em i might as well add thaaat, jesus liked food and so when he came to his friend's house, d sister started getting him food knowing he likes dt but jesus corrected her to be sensitive, letting her know dt there's time for everything.
Its ok to be a mary sometimes and a martha some other times.

*giggles*

Me and you no dey for d same catego

seriallink: A very good question to seduce him I guess Jesus would have said 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN' lol Heavy temptation~!

i bet he wont!

ijawkid: Why would you wanna sit on Jesus' lap??

Lol....

Abeg o...

what's wrong with sitting on his lap, afterall judas gave him a peck and who frowned upon dt?