saintvc:

no lap dance. No seductin .

ATMC: its possible na, brother jesus doesn't have your kind of heart. meanwhile bro serialconnection repent! Lol

seriallink: ^^^ Oh okay, thank God you know it's a temptation for me to lap you same goes for wanting Jesus to lap you, because he was a man when he was on earth that was why Satan was able to tempt him... See as you read meaning for my statement (Tryna lap you )

Btw, feet ain't bad but for a grown up woman wanting a man to lap her; it's temptation a huge to the man doing the lapping

obadiah777: WHEN SHE MAKES THAT REQUEST FOR JESUS TO LAP HER, THIS WILL BE JESUS RESPONSE 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN'

seriallink:

Yeah brah, you can say that again! She has forgetten that Jesus was a man when he was on earth that was why he was tempted but overcame and was also able to die!

obadiah777: EXACTLY. SHE WAN TO MOLEST OUR LORD ATMC WATCH YASEF OOOOOOO.

obadiah777: WHEN SHE MAKES THAT REQUEST FOR JESUS TO LAP HER, THIS WILL BE JESUS RESPONSE 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN'

seriallink: ^^^ Oh okay, thank God you know it's a temptation for me to lap you same goes for wanting Jesus to lap you, because he was a man when he was on earth that was why Satan was able to tempt him... See as you read meaning for my statement (Tryna lap you )

Btw, feet ain't bad but for a grown up woman wanting a man to lap her; it's a huge temptation to the man doing the lapping

ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol

obadiah777: EXACTLY. SHE WAN TO MOLEST OUR LORD ATMC WATCH YASEF OOOOOOO.

obadiah777: SOUNDS LIKE A MILLS AND BOON STORYLINE

ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol

ATMC: what is mills and boon

ATMC: lol, i tell you, brother renew your mind o

ATMC: what is mills and boon

seriallink:

If women like you dey Jesus time, you for make am marry by force see strong temptation o~!

seriallink:

Romance story ni

ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol

obadiah777: MY MIND BEEN RENEWED. HOW BOUT YOURS MRS I WANT TO SIT ON JESUS LAP ONLY ONE OF THE MOST UBIQUITOUS ROMANTIC NOVELS EVER CREATED LOLZ

ATMC: ok. I just like jesus...when i's much younger i used to think i 'll marry jesus lol. I just like him seriously so if i's to live in bible times i definitely will be mary

ATMC: if your mind is truly renewed, u'll think like jesus . Anyways i like jesus so much maybe dt's y my mind is d way it is, i wonder what he's doing now dt i'm typing this. Just thinking out loud maybe i was mary in my former world, dt'll account for this feeling lol

italo:

This thread is sure cracking me up.

For me, I'd like to be Peter or Mary.

To have Jesus trust you so much that he left his Church in your care must be really special...

...But to carry God -who created heaven and earth - in your womb?

That's absolutely unimaginable!

ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol

uj_sizzle:
only to watch him beaten up and die? I'll pass

uj_sizzle:
*cough Cough* If i be Martha na hot water i go pour ur body.

uj_sizzle:
*cough Cough* If i be Martha na hot water i go pour ur body.

obadiah777: NOW THE TRUTH COMES IN WHEN JESUS RETURNS WE SHALL HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON YOU lol

obadiah777: thats a good question. he is probably sharpening his sword that he will use on satans neck.

obadiah777: NOW THE TRUTH COMES IN WHEN JESUS RETURNS WE SHALL HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON YOU lol

ATMC: before my jesus? No na, u no fit, God dey!

uj_sizzle:
how u go dey lomance the guy i dey try win him heart with my delicious bitterleaf soup n fufu?
Oya u go stop to rub hin head n belle

ATMC: Lol, i sha will like to be mary, martha's sister so i get to chat with jesus u know...and sit on his lap, dt'll definitely make sense