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TheChameleon:


Mexico used to be calm. Now one of the most violent places on Earth

Mexico use to be calm? It seems you're referring to the wrong Mexico.
One can barely find Mexico and Calm in a sentence. So, there's no correlation whatsoever.

Goldbw122:
I like the z fold, that is my dream phone.

That's makes the two of us. Z FOLD is entirely in a class of its own.

MikeMicheal:
Your diick is still going down.
Ghana leading again.

Lmao... mercilessly merciless.

Argentina all the way.

9ja don miss o!

Just score this one and it's game over Naija

Nig 4 - 3 Colombia

Deicide:
Hope your hair is touching the ground now?

Lmao... or probably sweeping the ground on which you thread upon.

razible5384:
is your last sentence for me

All the best bruv

You've seen it o.
All the best as well.

ufuosman:
Bet9ja

Alright.
You can send me a msg via my digits if you're interested in the link i earlier mentioned.

ufuosman:
That's good... I don't even need rollover. Just odds of 1.70 that's all

Which bookmaker do you have betting account with?
I can send you a telegram link where you can easily get odd of 1.50 to 2 odds. The guy is actually good and his game options correlate with melbet, accessbet, paripesa. He drops games like 1.50 odds like 4 to 5 times a day and even has a vip plan of 6k monthly where he drops 2 games a day for a month while 10k and 15k for 2 months and 3 months respectively.
You can see it for yourself and do whatever you wish.
Liverpool straight win, Tottenham 0.5 goal and Arsenal win/draw will easily give you 1.70 odd on sportybet bro.
I already staked a game of 5 odds with 1k. I intend going through with a steadfast rollover plan and see how my life in football trading spans out.

ufuosman:
200k good as capital to start d new season for odds of 2
Many in return

Na same strategy my guy take collect 1.9 million with 100k for funding his sportybet account and 100k for fee to get the games. It's a two days rollover odd of 2.70, which he stakes 10k and after he wins, he restakes it with another 2.70 and collects 70k plus and uses the 10 percent of the 70k plus to stake on another 2.70 and the circle continues. I've witnessed it and that's what you'll call football trading and not gambling as it's perceived by many.

MrGistGuy:
Thanks boss

Uwc bro.

MrGistGuy:
Abeg when Epl dey start

Friday is upon us already... so, it's going to be a hardcore clash between Crystal Palace vs Arsenal.
My Prediction: Arsenal win and over 1.5 goals.
Stake am with half plot of money and thank me later.

Must everything Mr Cluelessness spew out of his mouth be inconsequential and out of context all the time?
Una sure say this man no be stand up comedian back in the day?

HarlequinLekex:
Arsenal is rising with only one match for now only 4 goals in 19 minutes you just they talk like say sevilla fit match with big teams in epl,epl go soon start you hear

It seems you're new to watching sevilla demoralise the epl teams. Or, Man Utd no follow 4 big teams 4 epl again eh?
Go and check Sevilla h2h with epl teams b4 you misyarn and which one be only 4 goals in 19 minutes as if it's to be expected of Arsenal to score the 4 goals within those aforementioned minutes beforehand. You sure say you sabi analyse ball sef abi you just dey wake up from sleep dey yarn kainji dam .

The way Arsenal are going eh... 4 - 0 already against Sevilla within the space of 19 minutes... 19 minutes o! Hmmm, nai be say, na to go stake them straight win against Crystal Palace b4 odd go drop to 1.18, then knack am with half plot o.

Dscop:
You should be in jail with R. Kelly and registered as a sex offender if you ever get out; ignorance is not an excuse in law. But since you're in a lawless country what's new.

Abeg... you fit minimise the vawulence small o.
Nevertheless, she's the one who's suppose to be in jail and not the other way round. After all, she's the one who lied and kept me going for her selfish reasons. If it weren't for my forgiven and loving heart, and my humanity to reason, i would've kick her out of my life before now. So, forget about your sex offender hullabaloo and your ignorance is not an excuse in law abi na inlaw you mean.

The question should be, did she lie to me on numerous occasions about her age?
A yes or no would suffix and that settles it.

I went through something similar in 2016. I met my current babe during my final year, after i was just done defending my dissertation. I was with my best friend when i noticed this babe... she's so calm, one kind of a black beauty, with the right curves and was so damned flawless!

This was likened to the situation whereby you'll hear, "can anything good come out of nazareth", because the babes within my school vicinity were damn too fugly or lets say, they didn't catch my fancy.

I was almost salivating. Chai! Dude was in love @ 1st sight.
Although, i wasn't a fan of love @ 1st sight thingy.

I quickly walk up to her since my friend was about showing interest in her as well. It's a rare sight to behold, seriously. Immediately, we got talking but she's damned too stubborn which was one of the characteristics i do admire in a girl. I enquired about her age but she lied since according to her, she didn't want to lose me at the time. But can you imagine that after popping the cherry and all going lovy dovy on her, i came to realise 2 years back that she's about clocking 20 years.

I was dating a minor! I almost lost my mind.
I almost ended things if it weren't for the reasons and incessant pleading that was heaped on me that month. I ghosted her but she's so resilient that she had to come to my locality to talk to my love ones and explain exhaustively why she couldn't tell me about her age initially.

Oga mi... na their way o! So, i wouldn't be surprise anymore.

sylve11:
tell me something............

do you have link to this gist?

That One na Old news na. It's now buried in the past.

yommen:
You need spiritual insight too please. I know a bakery in the area where I work. The bread was fast-selling, suddenly, the man's wife died. Little time, the man too died, his son died too in the spate of one year.

That ain't ordinary bro.

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Ihavethingstodo:
We

Na that 'mumu' dey put food for him table, dey pay him bills

Him dey render services to Davido, so no be 4 free.

IgbalodeRaymond:
yes ooo
a big blunder

Which blunder?
Check the synonym for the word "IMPENDING" and you'll realise that it can be used both ways. Probably, it can be an event or something that's likely to occur which can be threatening, imminent, forthcoming or significant. Ciao

Sixfiguresmart:
No qualms, bro. Thanks for the compliment. I'll keep you in prayers. Stay motivated and determined.

Stay blessed.

Sixfiguresmart:
I attest that the courses are ridiculously exorbitant. I just don't know why. The government should step in to regulate this.

A step at a time bro. You can save up for one and offer tutorials to make cash up for other courses. I can feel your exasperated efforts in this. Estate mgt is a good field too. Abuja or Lagos should be the zone for you.

Estate mgt is hot outside 9ja bro. With a crash course in facility mgt, you will be a hot sauce. 9ja is limiting. If the something big that you are hoping for doesn't materialise, I'd suggest that you leave your comfort zone. Go to where your services are in demand. 9ja is a sinkhole. The place kills dreams.

It's a well known fact that 9ja is a sinkhole. If my expectations this year doesn't materialise, then I'll have to restrategise and take your aforementioned suggestion into consideration.
Thanks for your time and insights couple with all the assistance you've rendered so far. No wonder, your moniker sticks out.

Sixfiguresmart:
I felt a little lethargic after reading this. The reason: You don't just know the wealth that is moved across Onne on a daily basis. No southerner should have nothing less than #5m in his account. There is no reason why one should seek jobs in Nigeria. There is free money for all to create and sustain the job market. Your travails are book worthy.

As for courses, I just can't recommend any cos' the interest and passion need to be to excel in it. Are you enthusiastic about computing? I'm a data programmer with a long list of other special courses too that are essential in many establishments in which I have worked.

So, any upgrade is a wide gate. Good that you keep busy at least during the day. What do you have a passion for?

I've always love computing. My initial interest back then was to study software engineering at tertiary level but it's private schools that were offering it and the fee was far too massive. So, i had to opt for Estate Mgt And Valuation. Going into stuffs like programing etc will definitely require funds because while i was serving in asaba, NIIT representelatives came to our CDS venue and were giving out leaflets about computer program/programming language that they do offer and due to how interested i was into programming and stuffs, i had to visit NIIT and its facility there in asaba and truth be told, i was awed at the structure and the computing programe/programming language they did offer like Javascript,C++,Python,Mysql,Html etc but the fee was always the stumbling block. I was just salivating all through as a corper poring and surveying over the leaflet.
Even the Safety HSE 1,2,3 program that i partook in from Novelle back there in asaba, i couldn't pay up the fee for the certificate. Although, there's a waiver on it since we're serving corpers but getting the funds back then to pay for the certification was laborious and i had to drop out of the program since i couldn't come up with the fee.

I think I've experienced something far worse!
You just reminded me of what i went through in the hands of My Dad while in secondary school in JSS3 since that's the last time he paid my school fees.

Talk about manhandling and beating My Mum 24/7 from any small misunderstanding, i experienced it 1st hand with the slashing and brandishing of the hausa koboko. Although, i and my siblings were young, i wasn't spared myself and that toughened me up.

I and my mum experienced inhumane treatment from My Dad. And a day came where i had to fight and defend My Mum if not, that woman would've been beaten and tortured to death by now and that in turn, caused me my education and other known benefits as the 1st child at age 15. My Dad literally disowned me.

It got to a point that a welfare court was involved and my parents separation was imminent. Due to the love my mum had for us, she had to give in to sacrifice for us before another woman comes doing the needful. I and My Dad weren't in talking terms for 7 years! Talk about a boy that's just 15 years old. My future then was as bleak as what i couldn't imagine. Life wasn't fair!

I had to hustle with My Mum to round up my secondary schooling while i waited for 5 years at home b4 entering the tertiary institution because there's no helper in sight and the responsibility of taken up someone's elses child education was enormous. Up till date, the memory is still fresh as palmwine in my head.

The only textbook i had in JSS1 to JSS3 was french textbook and that's because the teacher was monstrous in his dealings with those that didn't buy his textbook. My Dad never bothered about my complaints about buying textbooks. To him, as far as he's paying your school fees, you'll be fine. I had to hustle to get those stuffs during end of school term and that's how the issue escalated.

My Mumo joined in the hustle with me to round up my secondary schooling while i waited for 5 years at home b4 entering the tertiary institution because there's no helper in sight and the responsibility of taken up someone's elses child education was enormous. Up till date, the memory is still fresh as palmwine in my head.

Sincerely speaking, it changed me. I hated and despised My Dad. I even thought of making his life miserable and all, but how far today?
Although, i haven't gotten to where i would've love to, all those stuffs gingered and spurred me on to aim higher and make the best of every opportunity that came my way.

One thing I've come to realise is that, stuffs like these builds and maketh a man, probably men of substance.
I quite understand you but look at the bright side of life. At least, he's sponsoring your tertiary education and probably providing for you and your siblings upkeep.
Lastly, you'll be alright.

Not that I'm supporting your Dad and all, but to me, your Dad is a saint compared to mine.
Ciao!

Sixfiguresmart:
Firstly, I am sorry for your loss. It appears that you were close to her.

Secondly, I clearly understand your hurdle with women and career. I can resonate with it. Peace of mind is better than slavery. Good to know that you can read a bait before it switches.

Thirdly, do you engage in any current personal development programs?

Can I get one thing, you mean since graduation, you haven't secured a job?

Talking about indulging in personal development programs, i haven't. What are current personal development programs that you're certain and sure of, in which i believe you're certainly knowledgeable about?

I'm not mincing words here bro. I graduated in 2016 and rounded up service in 2018 but I'm sorry to say that I've been so unfortunate with securing a job at my place due to the way things are run over here. I told you before, that you ought to have someone at the helms of affairs/echelon of power and also be affiliated to a ruling body or party which isn't entirely my thing. And also, my family's name is a renown one in which has hindered me from getting 2 to 3 jobs that i merited after some series of standardize aptitude test and interviews to check our capabilities in our chosen areas of interest.

Firstly, it's for a position i applied for relating to customer service officer in Notore Garden Estate in Onne in 2019 where i made top 3 out of 15 candidates that applied for the said position. The company wanted employing base on our academic field and merit which put me ahead at 92% overall rating while the 2nd person made around 85% or thereabouts. The third was on 60% plus but our then youth president stalled the process because the 3rd candidate was his own desired candidate but didn't scale through. And due to that, nobody was selected and that's how that opportunity came to an abrupt end.

Secondly, there's a protest at Notore Chemical Company that was orchestrated by the Onne youths that lasted for 7 days and an ultimatum was reached.
And we were told to bring about for indigenes from the 4 sub clans in Onne that they would employ and train to the apex of their career pursuits and also, will be accorded sumptuous and enormous benefits as indigenes of the land.
I was opportuned to be selected amass the persons from my own clan and so was the other three. We went through some series of test couple with sitting for an aptitude test and i was the only one who scaled through. But the final interview stage was delayed for close to 6 months. After that, i complained to our chairman about how their superior interviewer amongst the six persons present was being unprofessional all through while the interview was in session. He was even making mockery of the questions i posed to them in general because according to him, we cost them millions during the blockade by my people. Our chairman laughed and said i shouldn't worry that I'll be called to undergo medical screening from them and before that, some persons working in their supply chain department congratulate me when i ran into them at marketsquare and were optimistic about me joining and working directly with them in their department. That's the 1st time in my life that the youth president of my place came to see me in person with some of the youths with his official convoy, encouraging and urging me to aspire and make Onne as a whole proud.
Later on, it's a friend of mine that was later switched in my stead due to reasons best known to them and since then, the chairman that's suppose to give me reasons for what happened was nowhere to be found. But a close source said i wasn't loyal to their course and i wasn't an associate member of their affiliation. That's how that chapter ended while some persons up till today don't know what truly transpired. They are even unaware about the whole thing.

Lastly, my relative that's the president of our onne graduate forum brought about an opportunity of working in WACT but we were many seeking for job but they wanted just 4 persons. We submitted our CVs and all but finally, someone at the top removed my CV giving reasons that my uncle is one of the richest person in our community and that the said opportunity shouldn't be stretched to my end. It happened after i never received a call or text from the said company to commence work while the other 3 colleagues of mine were called and commenced work thereafter.
It wasn't a hidden issue because i was briefed by my relative about it. So, that's how it's been ever since.

Presently, I'm learning a skill as a machinist assistant at WAV and i started 2 weeks back but I'm being paid a meagre sum as stipend for upkeep and it's under a pay contractor who's one of our foremost chief. But if an opportunity to grow presents itself, I'll leave without turning back since there are persons that have been working for 8 years plus and they don't earn more than a 100k while those brought in due to community protest and all, are earning 130k to 200k.
You'll see someone that you're certainly more qualified than in all spheres earning 3 times of your monthly salary. So, it's just grace.
Nevertheless, I'm hopeful of getting a better job soonest or within the year.