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Prettygirl200:
That's the point if it's for protection then it's cool any other reason na bobrisky look like dey load so. like the guy in the second pic with yellow pants his own is for protection but u see that last pic, that guy is a bloody gay.

I even came across the 2nd guy in the pics wearing it since his shirt was quite transparent a little last week thursday while coming back from a programme at rumuola axis in Ph.

There's a guy in my neighbourhood that we in our huge numbers do sit and relate deeply together at one of our community townhall. He's got 2 or 3 waist beads adorning his waist and gold anklets on his leg as well.
His own beads and anklets are mainly for protection and darkness cover when he's going about his illegal sales of drugs, coming across the military/policemen etc and also, his a full blown nigga.
He do receives monthly government amnesty payment on a steady and works and aligns with the renown Ateke Tom and his cohorts.
But anything from the aforementioned above, I'll just see the person wearing it as going mad, probably a gay or na you know wetin dey worry.
Knowing about it alone is repulsive and annoying to me in a way.

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Is Here

Una dey 4reva represent sha.

DropsMic:
The jobs are out there bro.. But na peanuts them dey pay.

That's just it man.

Pele10:
Why would anyone regreat,is there any cause one will study that is job guranteed?

Yes o, there are courses you'll study that would guarantee you getting a job where i come from and majority of persons there are delving into same courses due to the employment opportunities that abounds with it.

DropsMic:
Wasted five years of my life studying Estate Management in the University of Nigeria...

Lmao
I studied and graduated from same department as well in 2016 and served in 2017... but up till now, to see work be like na to offer human sacrifice 1st.

That's one of the so many reasons i always preach and emphasize on expressing what you feel 4 someone you are stupidly fooling around 4 in person and not texting or calling them to do so.

Broda, e get why.

Atleast, you'll always stand a chance to truly know if you're to kill the sentiments right there or to keep SIMPing in the neighbourhoOd.

I couldn't help but swim through your topics on nairaland and i just found out that, you're extremely good... too good to be wasting your ability and such rare talent on Nairaland.

Good to the point of having a blog and website of yours for your fictional stories while granting interviews, attending literary shows and signing autographs and be in the spotlight. It wouldn't be a bad idea if you do write for the renown sef. They'll be privileged to have you. Although, their stories is all fresh, but always reeking of gore and death 99.9% of the time.

Only you dey drop fictional hits back to back 5 consecutive times in a day, phew!

Even the legendary singer Angelique Kidjo no drop hit songs reach your level of consistency.

You're suppose to have won pulitzer prize for fiction more than twice already.
You suppose to dey rub shoulders with great minds of same literary status and pedigree alike. Talk about Richard Powers, Donna Tarrt and the likes.

Nigga just be wasting talent upandan.

You ought to migrate to Sevenfiguresmart and not be stagnated on Sixfiguresmart boss.

oluxy:
Toooh! Expect someone/s to nack your wife to when you finally married. As a man doeth, so he will be done to.
Law of cama and nemesis are real.

It's condemable, disastrous and deadly for a man to engage in such art and even be proud of it.

Scripturally, it's a sin which makes a man loss the kingdom of God.

Traditionally, many men have died through thunderbolt laced on a suspected wife by Thier husband.

Naturally, a man that engage in such art with another man's wife because (marriege is a convenant to become one) such man would be done the same to either intentionally or unintentionally.

Cases when a man wife is raped by armed robbers or rapist etc, it's because the husband has done similar or has engaged with another man's wife. (When you trace the mans' history of growing up)

We do not need to be proud or boostful on the wickedness we engaged in.

My sincere pray is that you repent and become anew person.

Whether they pray, repent and become anew, even becoming reverend fathers or go into priesthood or what have you, karma will definitely still play its role in their respective lives in one way or the other.

It might not necessarily be other people sleeping with their wives per se but it might be something far worse than that, that they'd probably wish people had slept with their wives instead. It's as simple as that and there's no two ways about it.

So, whether you repent or take a detour, your turn awaits.

Abi, una think say me wey be pitakwa pikin, wey dey dodge the experience abi na temptation since time immemorial like say dem swear am 4 my head, i no get sense eh?

Life doesn't need to be complicated. Na we dey cause am.

FalseProphet1:
I see them contacting you soonest for the job, because of your boldness in extending your gases to the interviews, I see them making you fart in containers and selling it as cooking gas since the prices of gases has gone up.

I see them feeding you beans and eggs daily, I see you making Guinness world book of record as the most decorated farter who farts continuously for 24hours, I see you building a house with your farts.



This I have seen.

You and the Op should better go and locate your forte o! You guys are just here on nairaland wasting your ability to crack ribs.

ademola721gmai:
Mine is I once had an election during a job interview

I believe you probably meant "penile erection" as supposed to your typed "election" since it doesn't correlate with your statement.
And i hope it wasn't the mere sight of you seeing one poshed, fanciful, high class chick and female interviewer
that prompted your d**k from saying hello?

Your situation reminds me of similar experiences i had to go through in my school years and during service year which initially built my inner man when it comes to such situations.

Never you assume or conclude when it involves the opposite gender. When it comes to them, 4reva expect the worst. You ought to know that by now.

You should always know that it's not every babe that gives you the green light that you'll lay down with, even if you both are pants down. She can lure you to the point where she'll have a change of heart and say she's not feeling it anymore and you'll start wondering if she's pulling your legs or trying to test you. It do happens and on a steady with some persons, i included.

Then, you'll want to man up or show your masculine superiority not knowing that some minutes of the act can lead you to a lifetime of regrets.

It doesn't happen that way. The moment she acts as if she doesn't want to go ahead with what she initiated and all from the start, abobi... free am! You are a man and you ought to be decisive and stand your ground except you definitely don't know what you're worth, after all, you mentioned some of your selling points. So, how e come dey do you?

I know it's kinda hard due to the hormonal build up of konji up to that point and all but that's where your decision as a nigga that can easily get sex due to your ways around sets in.

Sex in 9ja is the cheapest thing currently and that's what i was telling a friend that just came around to hangout with me.

You should know when to draw the line with those gender. It's not as if she's a virgin but someone who knows the game and now, you're probably been played, dancing to her tune, feeling threatened and probably quaking as you read comments on nairaland.

After all, she egged you on and sexually molested you which is a plus on your case except you aren't being truthful but last last, you go dey alright except say you no be man.

Your situation isn't even worrisome to me and Oga, you don't have a case except you aren't being truthful altogether. Enjoy!

You definitely do script like a Nigerian... although, your reasoning doesn't suit like one, if not, you'd have easily known that, this is one of the numerous format of a yahoo babe since you're a sure client.

From the comments in here and all, you can easily get to know if she's pregnant for you or not. It ain't that difficult.

Lest i forget, abeg... try run test make you no go infiltrate and breakdown your wife defences with STI and what have you.

And, Happy New Month to you and your supposed unborn kid.

I don't know if the story is based on exaggeration or perhaps, it's probably baby crocs he wrestled with. Nonetheless, he's damned lucky to be in one piece.

Mystiquefia:
Just because you're a weak man, doesn't mean others are weak

I think I'm beginning to enjoy this thread.

Adakintroy:
Every one pays bills. Men and Women alike. In marriage women have roles liken to bills.

Problem is with modern era women outside of marriage have the worst sense of entitlement.

Life is getting harder men are task more..the burden is getting difficult. Women you are not special men are because of real difficulties. I me a real difficulties. One we don't have makeups to hide.

In a war of men and women women always loose. This war have been fought many times in history. Men always emerge on top. Its why its said men enslave women. Its not really enslaving its just conquest.

Wise women summit before the fight. It wisdom.

Omehn! I need drugs 4 comprehension.

Mom007:
With this your disgusting moniker..? I'd rather end my days in Nigeria!

Lmao... Savage!

ajailer:
Please don’t report him yet as even you sef don Dey confused on ur next line of action based on that you don’t want to complicate his life for him. If you report him on Monday and he gets sacked, you might end up feeling bad about your action.

Wetin me go do next b dis, I will call him and have a chat with him outside of the working premises. I will let him know I am doing him a favor by letting him go off the hook but it will be on the condition that he tells you about all the shady dealings going on there with other staffs too and how they do it( might be he is not the only one doing it). Buy his loyalty, make him see that honesty pays, block all the loopholes and you will see someone who will be loyal to you for life.

I have been down this road before, I reported the guy and got him arrested. I later started feeling bad that my decision was too hasty and even after that theft never reduced but the guys under me just got wiser.

@ Op... simply go with these advice. No truer words have ever been spoken.

SyndyB:
Please believe in concept of marriage because it is ordained by God. In Genesis 2:18 He said it's not good for man to be alone", in read up Gen 2:24. Jesus uphold marriage in Mathew 19:4,5.

In HEB 13:4, it said Marriage is honourable unto all....that God will judge those who desecrate the institution of marriage.

The problem of marriage today is that men/women are going after the wrong persons as spouse. When Adam met Eve he was satisfied with her. Please find out who fits you and enjoy marriage.

Why wouldn't Adam be satisfied with Eve, when originally her virginity was 100% intact and also, wasn't she the only human available, that's bequeathed to him by God or were there other virgin women lying around stark naked then that he wasn't interested in, in the Garden of Eden?

usah4:
Use 5m play 2odds if e cut use the 2m start life but if e play go buy house for Banana Island.

Shey na batcher dem dey sell/erect for 10 million 4 banana island so?

Lordhades21:
Even me I just dey laugh, 500million dollars dey here. If OBO get that kine money we know say in no go gree us rest. I still dey doubt the 30billion self gan.

Lmao
No do wetin him hommies go come 4 your head o.

Lordhades21:
Leave that guy, in think say soccer money na beans. What he makes in two shows is what those men make in a week's salary in pounds

Bro... the amount wey comot from him mouth abi qwerty keyboard shock me reach my bone, i swear.

meccuno:
dont mind that guy. Mayweather's watch will buy Davido's house, and buy all his cars at once. so Davido is richer than drake and Eminem abi?

The way he voiced the amount without thinking twice nai shock me o.

Siberia01:

One might think Davido is worth $1.2 billion

But Yes he's actually worth more than $500million
He's richer than most top tier artists in the US, same goes for some highly paid players in Europe
He owns a luxurious Private jet..... I think he's adding a second one to his fleett
He's already in the league of Kanye West and Elton John's

You say what! $500 million wetin?
You sure say you know wetin you dey yarn so eh? Even if you remove a zero from the amount you made mentioned, his net worth isn't still up to that amount.
He's neither a Ronaldo nor Messi... so no think am.

FalseProphet1:
Easy win for Madrid.

This I have seen.

No be small kind seen... na blind foresight

franchasng:
You guys ought to know that in 21st century you don't ask a girl out, you just grab her by the pussy like Donald Trump

Lwkmd...
Or probably bombard her with threats of nuking her p***y like Vladimir Putin.

Lionnation:
Ugly boys fool nairaland oo, I can't remember wooing any lady and not getting a positive reply, I hadly woo women but I have a lot of girlfriend 80% percent of which I didn't woo

My kinda nigga... although, it's just 2 out of the many lots and it's been 5 years and counting.
No stress.

E be like say na sex starved perverts full this thread.

Juanmike:
But the Targarian did it, nothing happened.

Lmao... This one no be G.O.T o! This is naija, where tongues dey tear and slander even the bravest of the strong if you're unfortunate to exhibit indecision and firmness at the right time as a being with common sense. Although,
common sense ain't even common nowadays but your actions can literally lead you into something you might come to embrace with gladness or sadness... if not something far worse.
So, 4get Daenerys Targarian and Dragons alike... it doesn't correlate with the said context of discourse.

Stanweezy:
Simple, use ladder and climb the back

Shey she be hunchback of notre dame, abi na wetin?
Climb the back indeed!

This one wey carry good news grace front page, abi my eyes don dey hear and ears don dey see?
There's something amiss o, we never hear am finish.

Antoeni:
Pieces it with Needle, Simple

These your advice, i hope say no be the one wey Vladimir Putin dey heap upon him minions dem to use go oppress the ukrainians abi?
No be only pieces, na scatter. Nairaland na cruise land.