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bobonla:
Not 4. 3

I hope you're still here with us on planet earth, eh? NG vs Guinea Bissau NG vs EQG NG vs Cote D' Ivoire NG vs Cameroon

Maski87:
Highest the find igbo,but who no dey smoke igbo?

who no dey smoke igbo ba? Lwkmd4h...

God forbid! Some of these combinations are lethal to my ears.

Na which kind sunday set up be this one again na, eh nekwa! Abi dem no see wetin Equatorial Guinea take pummel Cote d' ivoire 4 their backyard wey dem carry a whole 3.90 odd give dem to win Guinea. Dem no go confuse me o! Na to knack Senegal, EQG and Cape verde straight win with half plot and smile to the bank around 2moro - 11 to 12 mid9t via bank app o.

Make i quickly go stake on Senegal and Cape verde, both on straight wins with my Grand-father half plot of land b4 the odd go later drop. No time to waste time o!

KingLennon:
Why do girls endure the poverty of their parents but can't endure that of their own boyfriend?

Because no lady would knowingly want to experience affliction for the 2nd time na.

Now, i can see why Ghana were easily outclass by Cape verde. These niggas dey ball like people wey dey carry tramadol soak garri.

Have u ever seen an Eagle without talons b4 or Chicken without beak? That's the true representation of the Eagles at the moment. They aren't focus, play without passion and vision. They seem not to understand the weighty task on their shoulders. A draw from this match with the maruading ivorians on their own turf will be considered a miracle not quite different from that which the israelites witnessed in the old testament.

DaddyRochie1642:
You be correct woman wrapper

Lmao.... My belle go burst with laugh o!

UAAG doings o.
Apostle Amb. Ken Nwakanma, it's time to do the do.
No time to waste time.

Menclothing:
Some us just need half of this ship money for business

Oga... half sef no too much? Even 1/4 sef still dey in excess o.
That's almost 230 billion naira while almost 380 billion in the parallel market.
And you say you need half to start business, abi the business na for outside space wey you go need half of those amounts i made mentioned.

Drella:
There is an unpopular herb that you can drink over a period of 1 year,the size will increase tremendously.
If you have reached your desired size,you must stop the herb immediately!

It doesn't really have much disadvantage like other penis enlargers out there.
The only side effect is that your sperm won't be able to produce a child.

WTF!!!

ashawopikin:
I was thinking since him like big nyash, na him wife own go big pass

ashawopikin:
him come go marry woman with small nyash

It's quite shocking since we're expecting to see the usual.

windofchange:
Blame it on the skit makers like macaroni, nedu, brainjoter and co, almost all their skit about female with big backside and sexuality. Musician and movies too.

The Chief Priest of them all is skit maker Sirbalo. Them swear 4 am with bum bum.

Britishcoins:
This is pics of Judith though not real name

That's Sarah Chukwu's cover photo on The Sun newspaper.

Guy, you dey fall hands o. If only you actually knew what the moniker you're bearing means, you wouldn't be these gullible.

Isn't these format of looting/scamming gullible and greedy individual so obvious? I've gone through same phase twice and i just laugh it off. Even the url alone sef, na no go area.

Imagine someone with the moniker or the renown "kojofx" asking what's risk mgt/psychological level or ascending triangle in forex trading.

SMARTMOTORS:
EDET LIVES IN CALABAR

Yeah, he's now married with kids.

Eastcoastboy:
Stay strong. You'll conquer just look onto God for strength.

Thanks for the support and the reassurance. I appreciate.

doggedfighter:
So sorry about your loss.

Stay strong .


May 2023 be kind to you and your family.

I appreciate the warm and kind gesture ma'am. Thanks.

Ekehwinz:
So sorry for your loss

Everything will definitely be alright

I appreciate your heartfelt gesture sir. Thanks.

Ekehwinz:
So sorry for your loss

Everything will definitely be alright

I appreciate your heartfelt gesture sir. Thanks.

2022 has been my toughest and most trying year so far.
Was planning on learning a skillset since I've been 4 years without job after rounding up service.
I finally got a meagre job, saved for 7 months and invested into an online business with a total capital of 300k which i raised to 1.2m but came crashing to 9k.
I was still in shock and battling the idea of what happened, even coming to terms was impossible for me and the worst happened... My Dad that's healthy and indestructible to we all, the breadwinner of the family and someone i didn't get to see since last week friday passed on 3 days ago after he slumped from going out to urinate around 12 noon.
My world just shattered and there have been sympathisers these past days overwhelming us, even persons that i barely know.
I don't know what the New Year has in store for i and my family of 8 but seeing My Dad lifeless body actually instill a lot into me, stuffs that i can hardly put into words.
I'll be starting the journey of life afresh come 1st January, 2022 but as the head of the family now couple with the huge responsibilities My Dad left behind.
Nonetheless, we're heading to church for the crossover.
It's well and i believe I'll survive

TheOgaBoss:
oga he is 38? Let us see what Messi will be like when he is 38.

He's 37 and not 38.
You guys are confusing everyone all over nairaland with an age he hasn't clock just yet.

Kingcalls:
I can bet u dint watch the tournament and u dint even know who he was cos if u did...ud know that Aguero was the one that was fouled

Who's fouled initially that resulted to the 1st penalty?
And you that watched the tournament and you knew everything all round, how did Mikel win best player coming ahead of Messi?
Messi was awarded Golden ball and best player while Mikel won silver(2nd) and Taiwo won bronze(3).
This is a video I've still got with me.

naijapikin2:
cut the guy a big slack, at 37 his mates are retired, coaching, or drifted out of football relevance. Messi has always had it good from the bookmakers right from the go. Even WYC 2005 mikel was the best player, messi scores 2 penalties and he's given the award for best player. I'm sure you know warram talking about

Mikel was 2nd best and Messi already was a thorn to opposition teams right from the onset of the WYC which made him outclass Mikel and Co. He already had 4 goals b4 approaching the finals where he's heavily fouled on both accounts against 9ja in the final. Nigga was damed to instrumental in the finals.

I hated him and all, and to me, it's as if favouritism was into play but after setting sentiments aside, i knew Messi was someone extraordinary... he's an upcoming GOAT.

And now, he did prove to the world so.

Enemyofpeace:
I was expecting him to leave the stage when his ovulation was still very loud.

Lol
Ovulation what?

Pojomojo:
It's Christmas � Season, we know but please tell us that you are traveling to the village when we invite you for interviews this period ����

Two candidates that were supposed to meet with a client yesterday, after calling and scheduling them for interview did not show up.

Me: Kindly be reminded of your interview with xxxxxxxx company.

Candidate: Yes I will be there (meanwhile he has carried bag of rice and 20 litres of Sonola oil with his box of clothes on the way to his village �����)

Day of interview
Me: Good morning, please be reminded of your interview today at 11:00am

Me: hearing goat and hen screaming at the background and hoping it is not what I am thinking.......

Candidates: Aunty I am not around ooooo, please reschedule me for next year, why are you people still doing interview in Christmas season

Me: Lobatan����� who is your aunty ����

What will I tell the client

Recruiters is this happening to you this festive season?? How are you coping??

My belle o!
I never knew GOAT and HEN do scream o!

StrongAlphMale:
5m per person? Massive cash out!!!

Yes na, some invested while some squandered it with petty things. Some have exhausted their quota sef but i believe the money they're to be paid from the Oil spillage issue now would be more than 5m per head. I was brief it's 10m upwards. And na my neighbouring community o.

StrongAlphMale:
Massive cash out for those communities

Them don dey take count for one community for Rivers state known as Ebubu (Ejamah) sef which is in Eleme LGA.
The last one dey paid some months back was 5 milli per individual whether you're a toddler or you've got some seconds from making it to the grave.

ModCaller:
Payment package.

E still small na... except if it's weekly wage couple with the bonus and perks you made mention.

Gwan2:
Bro, there’s a lesson in life about those pictures you need to learn….No man born of a woman is an island or independent. When you are humble or atleast people perceive you as being humble and modest without much controversy around you…nature will force people to like you and be part of your course, nature itself will be very bias towards you.

On the other hand, if you are arrogant or people perceive you as being arrogant and bask yourself in self aggrandisement, nature will fight you and force people to fight you either directly or indirectly….example of this is CR7..He downplayed everyone all for self-glory. Do you think is a coincidence that Ten Hag was benching him and Portugal coach benched him as well??…..see how he is ending his career, no decent club interested in signing him, benched at club, benched at National team, retiring without winning the prestigious medal. Yes, he is rich but is he fulfilled??

Learn this life lesson and be wise….Season come, season goes….but natural laws are set in stones

Chai! These are words on marble.