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What.The. Hell. Man? To say that i'm confused right now is an understatement.

IAmTobore:
And you believed? I was only guessing.

Er...i was being sarcastic?To correct ur "LOOSED" typo.

IAmTobore:
She loosed her parents to an accident!

oh no! I hate it when people LOOSED their parents! It's really f-ing tragic!

Really? OP. Ur mind sef.That girl obviously ran out of data for browsing! Who can calmly take that! Sha...That's definately how i looked when my phone plonked into a toilet(that wasnt mine!) last year *shudders*.

joseph1832:
Oh really... Never knew you were this skilled in the usage of irony?

huh...that wasn't irony.

dammydrumz:
who is this babe?

Truth be told...That meme sucks so much,i wanna strangle whoever created it.

joseph1832:
I guess this also include you, right?

nah...I'm more of the Look-at-me-i-obviously-workout-a-lot type.

Slim girls....i guess this also encompasses the toothpick-never-add-flesh-no-matter-how-much-eat types?

Oh cool...another gay bashing thread.

Then everyone would be gay! Boy babies would be harvested, you'd finally cook ur own gaddamed meals,No more queen bae, Oh my! All ur pornn would b gay and totally normal...ur world would basically suck...then one day wonderful creatures called "females" will arrive from Venus, turn evrything around; variety,fun,drama! Then get bored...and exterminate you all.!

calliope:
Adventures like nibbling of the ears and burying my lips in yours. Wud make the trap ride so worthwhile

lol.ur not so big on metaphors are u?...butterlips.

Hey yo Calliope...Cuddlebunny...Would really love to get trapped in an elevator with you. We'd go on soo many adventures...in the elevator...for 24 hrs...

calliope:
Audray that's her name..... *whispers* she is one hell of crush...
I guess you knew it's was you all along, buh pretend not to notice.
*shyly leaves thread*

*drags her back* I did not know. *scrolls down to read previous compliment* Me badass? Me courteous soul?okaaay...I absolutely thought that was someone else. Just xpect to b bombed with ridiculous pet names anytime i bump into you...SugerMuffin :p .

calliope:
Wow. Are u kidding me. nah.... I dont put expectations on straight peeps... She's gay like me....

pls can u just say her name...It's not like she's gonna bite ur nose off.Infact i think she'd b flattered instead...i know i would.

calliope:
Wow. Are u kidding me. nah.... I dont put expectations on straight peeps... She's gay like me....

urrrgh! Er...does she keep a diary and does her moniker start with X?

Oluwaseytiano:
Nice. Who is ur favourite lister? Mine is M Morris

R .Grimnick and Radu .A. are really good.

calliope:
I don't want to get myself into trouble...... So?
*purse lips*
*whispers* she"s badass and a courteous soul...figure out the rest.

hmm...Did she also happen to contest for miss NL and suddenly ...pull out?

Carrottop:
wow I always thought I was the only one who reads listverse in Nigeria (lol..don't mind me)...But I think its getting boring these days with,I think jfrater has to up his game.. What do you think ma?

Na me u dey call ma? Lol...Anyways i think Frater's good and anytime i get bored i just dig the creepy archives for other lists. Grimnick's awesome tho.

calliope:
God...... Audray! Ure damn inquisitive.... But seriously we both have an idea who she is

...I haven't got a teeny weeny clue. Gimme something pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!

calliope:
*I don't kiss nd tell*
Lips sealed.

Alright don't tell...but there's nothing wrong with clues

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#F70D1A]Olive oil...when he get ta rubbin' my back, they'll soften up [/color]

haha.Alright then...Just get the date first

calliope:
Its safer that way to some point... You know most times expectation leaves us wrecked and heart broken....
Other tyms it's replicates...
You're one hell of a big crush tho

haha! Thank you ... Blushing here...By the by...whose this person you placed ur whole expectations on. Pls pls pls pls pls pls tell meeee!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#fBB917]°•I hate pain
....Slow an sensuous massage [/color]

Do u realise how orton's palms must be right now?.I bet its far from soft.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#fBB917]°•Randy
Orton from WWE wrestling.
....I bet his hands would work wonders on my back [/color]

So you'd go out with Orton for a very rough and torturous massage?

calliope:
You know that moment wen you got so many words running through ya head, and yet can't really find any to express how dey feel
I am already!!!!
And dis Crushmiration feeling ehn, is jut epic

LoL. So u weren't expecting anyone to crush on u at all? .

calliope:
**faints** OMG uhm!!
**snging O happy dayyy*
Hysterically excited!!!!!!!! *faints*again

Really? You couldn't think of anything dreamier than"Happy day? Please don't faint ,get up and bask in the Crushmiration. .

alobright17:
Baby Me gum hand?Shuu oya where you see those drinks?

Your profile pishure...

alobright17:
calliope: you hear am now Audray don dey Crush you now oya enjoy.

Hei! dude nawaz for u. See all that wine and liquor behind you and all u offered was Origin?! hei! "chingum hand".

calliope:
urghhh! dont make it any harder.

just one moniker

but hey both ya and Alobright17 havent said any thing on ya crushes.

okay.alright i'll say something...*whispers* I have a crush on you.
Happy?

feran15:
your profile pic.. the background.

the buildings look like cu buildings.. was just wondering if i was right.

Oh .Those are residential buildings ...
in far away ABJ.