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TheRealestGuy:
Lol.

Discerning eyes can see the distinct features my dear...there's something about Igbo ladies that I just can't explain


Those that know, know


Do have yourself a fantastic Thursday ahead.

TGTIF.

Alright. Thank you and have a great day ahead.

So you all have the money to buy candles and the time to attend candle night? But when he needed the money and time, you guys turned a blind eye to him. Medicine after death

So i can't leave a relationship with peace of mind again, na wa

So you want to commit suicide, but you won't do it in peace. Instead you find escort. Issorite
Rip to the deceaseds

Wetin concern me

There's a reason why that world ex exists, we're done is we're done, sex inclusive.

By the time this one becomes president now, another cow will come and ask him another set of unanswerable questions. If you like set jamb question, you're not gonna be the president.

wintersnow:
I wonder why this is not observed in Nigeria?

Because if Nigerians observe it, they'll be doing rituals in public nd we'll think it's still Halloween

Adaowerri111:
Take her to synagogue

The way you just proffered what you thought was a good advice left me wondering where you left your brain. Think b4 you speak

youmour:
That’s he’s taste and mine too ,skinny girls are a no no for me,I feel like a rapist Everytime during sex,chunky babes can take the full yard

With all due respect sir, you should handle your size. If you dare go near Latasha, i'm not sure you'll come out alive. Overload no good

WotzupNG:
2. Toke Makinwa

She's an OAP and a Fashionista who just finalized her divorce with ex-husband and fitness trainer, Maje Ayida. Even though the coast is clear enough, she still needs a Boxer to box his way into her heart. Having a thing for well built men, she crushes on Nigerian-British World Boxing Heavyweight Champion, Anthony Joshua. In an Instagram post, she listed him as her birthday wish.

Assets: Radio Seductive Voice, Light-skinned etc

Toke is finished, Op is EVIL. How will a grown up lady's asset be her complexion (not even sure if it's real, this one i'm seeing gold too on her skin), Toke just go and die. You've been disgraced

Op just when i tot u wanted to tell us dt EFCC has arrested this crab, you started jonzing yourself. Better go and treat malaria, it kills.

I didn't read the epistle but i think d landlord has no right to steal the pot of soup from the female mad man's shop
Tiwa you're your own crisis, good you overcame yourself but you still have to stop smoking shisha. But if you insist on smoking, then you should graduate to crystal meth

greencard:
I thought I'm the only one that feels same way...it kind of baffles me like what the hell?!!!

These days I practically change any channel I stumbled on playing music videos with half nude ladies .i feel the artiste doesn't have talent or probably what it takes to make good music that's why he has to employ nakked women to do the marketing

It's demeaning. It's hard to find women dressed properly on musical videos, even the female artistes are not helping issues at all but wetin concern me

Some ladies are totally senseless. Because you'll be paid, you decide to go nude for a video dt almost the whole world will be viewing, while the owner of the video is fully clothed.

funnynation:
I just deg think about you.. Iwotago?

Just wait there, badt schild

funnynation:
I swear if Augustap or Siena247 go fit give me one pikin, they go fine pass this girl.




But wait oooo. Who dey service Sophia now? Is like Davido no dey shine her Congo again ooo.

Are you thinking what am thinking?

You'll not leave Sophia alone, did she beg you to help her shine her congo? Congo ko, Canda ni

Caringguy:
It's because of your dp i saw that makes me to withdraw what i wanted to say to you.

Don't repeat such words again okay

Aiit thank you mr President

izaray:
Am telling you. And d lady is still asking if to continue in such relationship or not...Can u imagine dat.

No leave her oh, let her continue. Small time you'll hear a worst story.

Immorttal:
babe you too set oo, are you miss nairaland

No, i'm not. Thanks

DeadRat:
mma ogini na... Those My Phone Deserve Such, infact I Am Sueing you... Just Take this

Pls dont sue me, oya manage this small token

DeadRat:
take Another One

Enjoy this one

DeadRat:
biya mma... Are Those Blue Eyes Am Seeing on You Profile abi My Phone Is Mad

Your phone is raving mad
I don't have blue eyes

frankkydee:
You are welcome. Seems you are from the east?

Yes, i am. You're too?

DeadRat:
Happy New Month To Lalas247 Pynkylypz Queensekxy Thepussyhunter Sinaj Augustap Oyindidi Tosyne2much Bigsarah iLegendd and Every Other Person

Thank you Deadrat. Happy new month

SmartyPants:
Lol so I'm probably 95% right

Can we talk offline? Fb or Whatsapp maybe

Sorry, i don't do that.

frankkydee:
you are right sister,i like it when ladies speak in a mature and responsible way and also live by their words.

, thanks

somehow:
Too bad what you sent didn't include one's cousin.

If you think I missed it, kindly quote the particular verse forbidding people from marrying or sleeping with their cousins.

Still there should be no intimate relationship with cousins until the 4th generation

You both are committing an incestuous act. Even if it's not a taboo in your place, you should stop cos of the future. You may still have the hots for each other even when both of you're married to your respective spouses. This could result in a lot of problems, and it'd be awkward having each other around. Plus i wonder what will happen if your family finds out
My thoughts though

So this is now sucking season, issorite
Baby let's go and start

So this is now sucking season, issorite
Baby let's go and start work

thepussyhunter:
I suck boobz for breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert

and whether your boobz are
water melon-like,
lime-like,
mustard seed-like,
orange-like,
nipple-less,
lactating,
with large dark areola,
fallen,
with tips bigger than a swollen clitoris,
pointy,
sleeping,
perky,
lactate-less,
or even disfigured,..............I WILL SUCK IT!!!!

#boobz-is-life

Pussyhunter this thread is for you, just the way you love it. You're already showcasing your talent, chai