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ginawest:
d ones dat stop at every junction to greet God-knows-who forgetting dat pipu r in d bus

d ones dat won't even wait for yhu to climb in bfor he starts driving n wen u tell im"driver small small o" u wl hear"no tym no tym"

LeView1:
I never laughed so loud! You two haff kii me wif laff

metallisc:
taaaaaaa! tufia!! how dare you question the wish and request of the elders? arú!! you brought us here on request, therefore our demands shall be met in full. The judgement of availability is not yours to make onbehalf of mama nneka... ____chews kola_____

concerning the tree, ezemmúö will take care of that very matter in due course!

now go and deliver the message and bring us a reply, wether good or bad or else you will be the one providing the fine in her stead and yours will include shawarma and burger for all the elders seated here! remember, the one who swallows a whole coconut has great faith in his anus!! and you already know the matter concerning 'isi kote ebu'...

now... go!!!

metallisc:
mbanú! this is not possible! ifea adiró possible....... papa udoma is a seasoned tapper, falling from the tree is not something that he would have done.... the toad does not run in the daytime for nothing!


my daughter, go to the next clan and ask obiesie to give you a gourd of palmie on our behalf... tell him it is an urgent matter and we shall settle with him the next market day! if papa udoma fell from the tree, then the tree must be cut down!! gbam!!

metallisc:
my daughter i have heard what you said, now run along and deliver our message to the wine merchant in the next clan!!
when you get back, tell mama nneka that the elders request her presence and she should bring along one native chicken as a fine for keeping her shop closed on an nkwó market day!!!

metallisc:
___drinks palmie from calabash________clears throat_________

my shild, you know it is said that, when the little bird becomes so wise that it learns to fly without perching, the able hunter learns to shoot with an uzzi ... so this matter at hand will be tackled with tact and a little bit of ancient wisdom because it said that _____sips palmie__________
when a mosquito perches on your scrotum, it is only then that you realise that violence is not always a solution to every form of aggravation! ya bu ife di egwu...but before i continue, my daughter....pour me some more wine _____________extends calabash_________________

dannio:
True talk.Hmm and the world stood still when some people were made.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my boyfriend hasn't called me for the past four days, what could be wrong?

I don't want to call him first because he hardly picks my calls, I have to wait for him to call me.

He usually calls me like everyday. We last spoke to each other on Sunday.[/color]

metallisc:
the elders are here, oya table ya matter!

BeeBeeOoh:
YES! That's a Manshew tree..

lmao

maybe its white blood cells bruh

lmao

BerryAnny:
Tailors been disappointing since 1800! Tailors,Radio repairer & Phone Engineer can't make heaven with d level of dia failed promises.

TPAND:
Why are they always lying...
that doesnt look 8m. It looks asymmetrical on her. Not a nice piece at all

tyokunbo:
It is no longer news that popular up-and-coming Imo State comedian, MC Worthy Comedian, is dead. Nairaland carried the story a few days ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/3626701/comedian-mc-worthy-dead-photos

MC Worthy Comedian died after slumping in his sleep at around one o'clock in the night, days after buying a brand-new car. He was buried a few days ago, and lots of people were around to witness the occasion. May his soul rest in peace. Here are the burial photos.

Paradise163:
Did you just say after "buying a new car? "
Our village people have come again. No one should tell me it might be medical related anything, I know my people. This is the reason why most successful people refuse traveling home. You never can tell who's happy for you
May we all live to enjoy the fruits of our labour o

LadyAngelica:
For what exactly

naturalwaves:
Hi. How do you do?

LadyAngelica:
The real sign is when you discuss these problems and there is no change.

samincredible44:
she told me dat she can't live without me but she still alive with another guy

haywire07:
Nigerian Girlfriend
They see relationships as job opportunities and ready to watch you commit suicide out of frustration as long as you don't pay them their salaries and allowances . They are ever ready to dump u for a richer nigga

Martin124:
eh eh man na man sha,,,,just forgive and forget,,,

Martin124:
eeee na so u dey talkhusband go run away from u. Ooo!!!

OdenigboAroli:
What part of Igboland is this custom prevalent in because we dont have this practice in Anambra,Enugu and Anioma areas or maybe its isnt prominent there. Though we have the "ada na eli ukwu anu" and "okpala nwe ana" customs. I will like to know where these custom is practiced.