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Travel › Re: 5 Types Of Bus Drivers You Will Meet In A Public Bus by Augustap(f): 10:56pm On Mar 27, 2017
ginawest:
d ones dat stop at every junction to greet God-knows-who forgetting dat pipu r in d bus

d ones dat won't even wait for yhu to climb in bfor he starts driving n wen u tell im"driver small small o" u wl hear"no tym no tym"
grin grin grin...no tym no tym really got me laughing

Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 11:58pm On Mar 26, 2017
LeView1:
I never laughed so loud! You two haff kii me wif laff grin
grin grin
Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 11:56pm On Mar 26, 2017
metallisc:
taaaaaaa! tufia!! how dare you question the wish and request of the elders? arú!! you brought us here on request, therefore our demands shall be met in full. The judgement of availability is not yours to make onbehalf of mama nneka... ____chews kola_____

concerning the tree, ezemmúö will take care of that very matter in due course! cheesy

now go and deliver the message and bring us a reply, wether good or bad or else you will be the one providing the fine in her stead and yours will include shawarma and burger for all the elders seated here! remember, the one who swallows a whole coconut has great faith in his anus!! and you already know the matter concerning 'isi kote ebu'...

now... go!!!
Hian...all these hungry elders huh

Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 10:11am On Mar 26, 2017
metallisc:
mbanú! this is not possible! ifea adiró possible....... papa udoma is a seasoned tapper, falling from the tree is not something that he would have done.... the toad does not run in the daytime for nothing!


my daughter, go to the next clan and ask obiesie to give you a gourd of palmie on our behalf... tell him it is an urgent matter and we shall settle with him the next market day! if papa udoma fell from the tree, then the tree must be cut down!! grin grin grin grin grin gbam!!
The tree is that tree that amadioha used to stay on top and smoke weed...it cannot be cut down grin
Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 10:04am On Mar 26, 2017
metallisc:
my daughter i have heard what you said, now run along and deliver our message to the wine merchant in the next clan!!
when you get back, tell mama nneka that the elders request her presence and she should bring along one native chicken as a fine for keeping her shop closed on an nkwó market day!!!
Do you know when last mama Nneka ate fish, talk more of native fowl grin

Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 10:04pm On Mar 25, 2017
metallisc:
___drinks palmie from calabash________clears throat_________

my shild, you know it is said that, when the little bird becomes so wise that it learns to fly without perching, the able hunter learns to shoot with an uzzi tongue ... so this matter at hand will be tackled with tact and a little bit of ancient wisdom because it said that _____sips palmie__________
when a mosquito perches on your scrotum, it is only then that you realise that violence is not always a solution to every form of aggravation! ya bu ife di egwu...but before i continue, my daughter....pour me some more wine _____________extends calabash_________________

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nna anyi palm wine iyaff finish...papa nkoli fell down from tree so e did not aff palmy and mama Nneka is gossiping so she did not open shop
Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f):
[quote author=metallisc post=54919293]___drinks palmie from calabash________clears throat_________

my shild, you know it is said that, when the little bird becomes so wise that it learns to fly without perching, the able hunter learns to shoot with an uzzi tongue ... so this matter at hand will be tackled with tact and a little bit of ancient wisdom because it said that _____sips palmie__________
when a mosquito perches on your scrotum, it is only then that you realise that violence is not always a solution to every form of aggravation! ya bu ife di egwu...but before i continue, my daughter....pour me some more wine _____________extends calabash_________________

cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote
grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Has Not Called Me For The Past Four Days,what Could Be Wrong? by Augustap(f): 9:38pm On Mar 25, 2017
dannio:
True talk.Hmm and the world stood still when some people were made.
What do you mean stood still?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Has Not Called Me For The Past Four Days,what Could Be Wrong? by Augustap(f): 10:20am On Mar 24, 2017
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my boyfriend hasn't called me for the past four days, what could be wrong?

I don't want to call him first because he hardly picks my calls, I have to wait for him to call me.

He usually calls me like everyday. We last spoke to each other on Sunday.[/color]
EGO is a three-lettered word, but its the biggest killer of a relationship.
You don't want to call first cos he doesn't pick your calls, you're afraid of rejection or should i say shame...well young lady, if he rejects your call, that should make you more persistent in calling him, then he would take you serious and call, except he's done with the relationship.
BTW, you must have offended him, cos ladies' mouth na die.
It would be more advisable to solve your issues privately as some things are meant to be secret, even your relationship matters
Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 10:04am On Mar 24, 2017
metallisc:
the elders are here, oya table ya matter! grin grin
(Clears throat, offers kolanut, breaks and eats)
My elders, they say that what an elder sees sitting, a child can't see even when standing on a ladder on mount Everest. Pls help me see this issue while sitting and explain the kind of love that could possibly exist between a woman and a transgender...uwa mmebi... grin grin grin
Family › Re: Man Gives Birth To Daughter After Wife Couldn't Fall Pregnant (photos) by Augustap(f): 2:38pm On Mar 23, 2017
huh huh...wtf

Romance › Re: Guyz!! What Does It Mean To Ask For A Break In A Relationship by Augustap(f): 12:48pm On Mar 23, 2017
If the guy is clingy, then she cud tell him that she hates it and he will minimize it.
But asking for a break is a pitiable way of saying it's over.
Romance › Re: Is this picture Real. (check Photo) by Augustap(f): 11:34am On Mar 17, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
YES! That's a Manshew tree..
All of you will not kill sombori on Nl grin

Romance › Re: She Told Me She's Still A Virgin... Instead Of Seeing Blood, I Saw This!!! by Augustap(f): 11:30am On Mar 17, 2017
lmao

maybe its white blood cells bruh

lmao grin grin
Chai.... grin grin grin
Lmao

Romance › Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by Augustap(f): 11:20am On Mar 17, 2017
Keeping in touch with your ex is like Kidnappers telling you to keep in touch or visit them once in a while after you're released grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Things A Girl Wished Her Boyfriend Knew !! by Augustap(f): 11:18am On Mar 17, 2017
41 though...stop watching too much Korean and Indian movies, No! OK, stop reading too much romance novels, No!
You want me to fall sick cos of fantasies...OP

Ha some boys aff die today, if dey don't do these things, their girls will barb their hair grin grin grin

Romance › Re: How Do You Know Your boyfriend/girlfriend is in bad mood by Augustap(f): 2:54pm On Mar 13, 2017
Chai

Celebrities › Re: Tailor Disappoints Mary Njoku Over AMVCA 2017 Outfit by Augustap(f): 1:43pm On Mar 05, 2017
BerryAnny:
Tailors been disappointing since 1800! Tailors,Radio repairer & Phone Engineer can't make heaven with d level of dia failed promises.
grin grin grin lmao
Celebrities › Re: Susan Peters AMVCA Dress Is N1.8Million (Photos) by Augustap(f): 1:29pm On Mar 05, 2017
TPAND:
Why are they always lying...
that doesnt look 8m. It looks asymmetrical on her. Not a nice piece at all
1.8 million ooo bro...1.8 not 8
Celebrities › Re: Okey Bakassi's Military Outfit For A Movie Role: Fan Complains As Actor Replies by Augustap(f): 10:13pm On Mar 03, 2017
The SABINUS got me rolling on the floor grin grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Burial Photos Of MC Worthy Comedian by Augustap(f): 11:32pm On Feb 28, 2017
tyokunbo:
It is no longer news that popular up-and-coming Imo State comedian, MC Worthy Comedian, is dead. Nairaland carried the story a few days ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/3626701/comedian-mc-worthy-dead-photos

MC Worthy Comedian died after slumping in his sleep at around one o'clock in the night, days after buying a brand-new car. He was buried a few days ago, and lots of people were around to witness the occasion. May his soul rest in peace. Here are the burial photos.
Pls how does someone slump while sleeping?
Was he sleepwalking grin. This OP self
Celebrities › Re: Burial Photos Of MC Worthy Comedian by Augustap(f): 11:29pm On Feb 28, 2017
Paradise163:
Did you just say after "buying a new car? "
Our village people have come again. No one should tell me it might be medical related anything, I know my people. This is the reason why most successful people refuse traveling home. You never can tell who's happy for you
May we all live to enjoy the fruits of our labour o
You know your people abi?
You just want to fall our hands in the presence of all these afonjas (lol)

Romance › Re: 6 Signs That Your Boyfriend Is No Longer In Love With You - Thatyorubadude by Augustap(f): 11:15pm On Feb 28, 2017
LadyAngelica:
For what exactlycheesy
For what you said
Romance › Re: 6 Signs That Your Boyfriend Is No Longer In Love With You - Thatyorubadude by Augustap(f): 11:13pm On Feb 28, 2017
naturalwaves:
Hi. How do you do?
Fine thank you.
Howdy ?
Romance › Re: 6 Signs That Your Boyfriend Is No Longer In Love With You - Thatyorubadude by Augustap(f): 5:33pm On Feb 28, 2017
LadyAngelica:
The real sign is when you discuss these problems and there is no change. smiley
You deserve a medal grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Girlfrnd/boyfrnd Has Ever Told You? by Augustap(f): 2:10pm On Feb 23, 2017
samincredible44:
she told me dat she can't live without me but she still alive with another guy

Nairaland General › Re: 8 Types Of Nigerians That Will Leave You Frustrated When You Meet Them by Augustap(f): 10:50am On Feb 22, 2017
haywire07:
Nigerian Girlfriend
They see relationships as job opportunities and ready to watch you commit suicide out of frustration as long as you don't pay them their salaries and allowances . They are ever ready to dump u for a richer nigga
Not all of us pal...good ladies still exist out there
Phones › Re: Man Shares Burial Poster Of Himself (Photo) by Augustap(f): 10:44am On Feb 22, 2017
grin grin grin
See me see nzuzu...shebi the guy wan see reactions when pple hear say e die, why he come dey curse well wishers abi na well wailers.
The girlfriend and obi akpo issue got me laughing though

Romance › Re: Ladies If He Has A Pair Of These Just Know You Are Dating A Playboy(pic) by Augustap(f): 10:33am On Feb 22, 2017
Martin124:
eh eh man na man sha,,,,just forgive and forget,,,
Ok i no vex again grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies If He Has A Pair Of These Just Know You Are Dating A Playboy(pic) by Augustap(f): 12:23pm On Feb 21, 2017
Martin124:
eeee na so u dey talkhuhhusband go run away from u. Ooo!!!
Hahahaha...the guy just talk wetin vex me na em make me tell am...he doesn't know the difference between a male and a female grin
Culture › Re: The Importance Attached To The 2nd Child(orlu) In Igbo Culture. by Augustap(f): 9:03pm On Feb 20, 2017
OdenigboAroli:
What part of Igboland is this custom prevalent in because we dont have this practice in Anambra,Enugu and Anioma areas or maybe its isnt prominent there. Though we have the "ada na eli ukwu anu" and "okpala nwe ana" customs. I will like to know where these custom is practiced.
Thanks for this question. I've never heard it too especially in Enugu

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