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Victornezzar:
same tin I was saying
people started attacking me

Don't mind them. Some attacked you cos they really wanted to comment but had nothing to say. So they had to support nonsense just for comment sake. If they attack you attack them too... Gullible people everywhere

lefulefu:
hmmm night vigil thang

Hehehehehe...buy anointing oil if you're coming... It'll be useful for delivering lala

7footre:
Ha ahn op 2million naira abi dolls?

Even 2 million dolls cannot compare to a good woman
Infact, I dash you @Augustap so that you'll learn the value of a good woman

7footre you aff to create space for me to faint...how can you do this to me

asumo12:
Don't allow your demons to take you to Hell, introduce them to Heaven

Ok but you have to help me

Khaliyah:
why are u so vexed n pained?

Becos everyone now wants to be a prophet and he is wishing someone dead

falconey:

You are right i guess, what do i know? haven't had a good thing so far just olosho business.

Don't worry, LOVE FALL ON YOU

Victornezzar:
lol u funny die
Tot i was d only 1 who believed d Op is fake

Nna eh! D guy tire me...just dey give fake prophecy, and still calling death...who send am

PussyBlower:
You should be be fûçking grateful Man! The hoe is just helping you offset your fûçking house rents for the duration of the fûçk..she fûçking signed a contract with your fûçking landlord

You're absolutely correct bro...but if you yourself still lives in a rented apartment, i hope ur wife (present or future) shud do same to you

Kikikikiki....so she has completed her mission concerning you and you still have time to write this thing? This one eyaff weak me

brown938:
her dad is a high profile man in Lagos. don't wanna spoil his name

Ok there's only three options left. Its either you advise ur girl to take action her self, or you secretly take action so he doesn't know its you (cos he cud come at you), or you leave the relationship. Don't hid him cos of affluence.

Kikikikiki....so she has completed her mission concerning you and you still have time to write this thing? This one eyaff weak me

falconey:

If it's not work then mayhap he doesn't love you like you do.

Falconey the truth is work won't stop anyone from calling someone they love...that time you want to go urinate, you cud call them then. There are other times too, during lunch.
The girl isn't the least of his worries, so she shud go

jamale:
2 million was intentional for me. I understand a lot of people will go for the money. I am just curious to know those who would choose a faithful partner and why?

They including me will choose a faithful partner becos d 2 milla will not give u peace of mind knowing that u have an unfaithful partner. Moreover, without money, love can still flourish.
Ask Lefulefu and 7footre, they understand chemistry

7footre:
Of course I was referring to all night prayer and worship! If you were thinking something else, you need to take your mind to dry cleaners

Why do you have such a dirty mind...was talking abt small chops, we shud fast na

7footre:
With me, na only enjoyment fit kee you o

And if you follow me go na enjoyment go kill am o

Bro Xmas, is near... Can't die now

Dlordsamurai:
I see the spirit of death 4lowing u

I see the spirit of DESTRUCTION, SORROW, MADNESS, SHAME, FAILURE, and DEATH following you. You shouldn't just talk to anyone you see becos you feel like. Don't say negative things to him again. Keep to your dead self cos u don't know the kind of heavenly protection he has if not all the spirits listed above will take control of your life...don't say i didn't warn you... ANUOFIA

Dlordsamurai:
IF you dont pray now, those strange sounds will turn you to something else.

Becos u hear sounds, doesn't mean every other person hears them...mind ur assumptions

lefulefu:
wetin dem dey invite me and lala for?
wedding tinzs ko

Lefulefu dear na night vigil o...not wedding, this 7footre can kill somebori, i'm not wedding him o

7footre:
Wawu.... something tells me you can last all night! I am already in d spirit

Hian na wa o...bro 7footre i was talking abt prayer not choping o...hmmm

7footre:
are you sure you can handle all these men along side me?

never underestimate the might of a prayer warrior

7footre:
I have a functional microphone and d alter is set. all that is remaining is you o

Ok here i come.
Lefulefu you're invited (pls bring lala, so we can deliver him of snake spirit)

7footre:
So we canor play in za oza room Abi? You think d the gospel canor be preached in d living room? You will soon testify of my His goodness

Ok am coming, just set the pulpit and let me go get a microphone

TINALETC3:
RIP 2 d Frank Edward dat died of heart attack, Hbd 2 d one Dats living

Tinaletc3 you no well
Lmao

asumo12:
I could have commented but I don't want to do that not that I dont want to comment but I Will comment when I think of something else to comment now that I have come to conclusion of what to comment I will have to comment very fast because I want to read other stories, mind you when you comment don't insult others that comment, thanks for reading my comment, now you can comment��.

Asumo come lets discuss... Lets figure out how to tighten the loose screws in ur head

lefulefu:
no be this buhari era guy go dey do friendzone tinzs oo .not at all .just have 30 billion in ur akant and the babe will be twerking and doing anaconda dance for the guy the same way nicki minaj dance for drake .pocohantas has already attested to that

Pocohantas with dis ur attesting, you must share that 30 billion o, or I'll call Lala for u. Lefulefu u aff spoil...badt shild

7footre:
Lol! There is no limit to where we should take d goodnews o! You can join me in za oza room just to be sure

Hian! Sombori canor play with you...don't worry, I'll wait in the living room, later you can give testimony

Birthdays are special to me but if you don't remember we are cool cos not everyone is like me who can remember dates like crazy

7footre:
Umu nne delilah....

How do I locate the club from amakohia @ op? Need to remind her that Jesus is coming soon

7footre in the oda room abi for church?
And if its in the oda room don't come and talk to me again

thepussyhunter:
now that dude's a living testimony for us guys still in da friendzone............

If i'm correct you said he remained / continued acting sweet to you right,
For how many years precisely?

Pussy hunter why you be like dis na
The guy get patience. Na now wey recession dey hunger dey kill patient dog (friend zone), b4 money dey to dey patient...
Ask lefulefu, he knows

This Ooni of Ife na confused fellow... Iyaf see something.

saydfact:
Let me give u a more detailed explanation at how I arrived at the 4-5m I gave u on my thread...

Considering the size and the standard.

Roofing = 1m plus using aluminum or almost using fibre Cement roofing sheet. Let's stick with 1m

Windows = at about 21-24k per window (casement) for 1200 by 1200 with other sizes being relative. Total Windows are about 18 nos with some bigger than 1.2by1.2 = abt 550k

Doors = let's use 25k per door, thou ur steel doors for external wld cost about 50-75k depending on choice and size, we have abt 15 doors that's about 400k

Total for doors and windows = abt 1m also (remember you'll need Cement, sand to fix all)

Tiles = just budget 500k if you want to tile all floors and toilet walls. Your choice can make it more or less.

Ceiling to rooms = asbestos cost 1.4k per sheet of 1.2by1.2. Your square area is approx = 250m2 this about 240k for materials only. Add workmanship, Trans etc I'll say 350k

Electrical and plumbing = visit an electrical shop and you'll appreciate Nigeria cable is gold... Just budget 750k for electrical and another 500k for plumbing

I HOPE WE'VE NOT EXCEEDED 5m?

Good, so far we're on 4m only... .

Think about this, Buglary, Painting, plastering (which can't be less than 300k materials inclusive),

Need I type more? - Sorry I have to stop - A client just sent me a whatsapp message.

So in summary you can't really spend less than 5m

Good luck.

Lalasticlala - What u think?

Sorry sir....abeg no vex but where will all these doors, tiles, windows stay cos i can't see any structure analysis... This is serious

andaxon:
Send a mail if you need a quote on Quality Aluminum Windows, Doors, Partition, Cladding and Curtain Wall. andaxon.o@gm ail.com

Heeeei! Ayemi temi....the gal house na hotcake o