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Romance › Re: How Does A Man Truly Express His Love For His Woman? by Augustap(f): 11:49pm On Jun 26, 2017
If he's truly in love with you, the ordinary teasings from him will show it 100%
Romance › Re: How Does A Man Truly Express His Love For His Woman? by Augustap(f): 11:47pm On Jun 26, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
I think the only visible way to show that you really love a lady is by doing two things.

1) Spending and supporting her financially

2) Being available for her all the time.

Dating is not for broke guys. I wonder why some guys would want to date a very classy girl... but when she request for money... they start calling her a Gold digger. lol..

If you don't want a girl that will stress your pocket... I advise you to visit your village an pick up that girl that sells food in the village square. wink
This is one mistake some guys make, and if they eventually get married without correcting it they start facing financial crisis which mite lead to EVANSISM.
Bro, you shouldn't let your girl think its ur duty to provide for her. You might feel obliged but it shouldn't be by force on her own part. Instead you should groom ur woman to be independent and capable of supporting you any time any how. If eventually she has a phobia for independence, then she has parents. Remember you'll still pay bride price even if you dash her your two kidneys. A lady should help her man invest, though he shud spend on her but she shud be wise. This is wat a girl who loves you will do.

Family › Re: 5 Signs Your Husband Is Cheating On You by Augustap(f): 11:37pm On Jun 26, 2017
slawomir:
I don't see why a man should cheat
Sex is overrated. You climb a woman. Both of you start breathing excitedly. You tear off her dress, and bra. She start loosening your stupid belt. Hmm. Quickly you insert your Dickk inside her vagina Then you begin to do the up and down thrusting of your waist to give her deep penetration. She start moaning orgasimically
To penetrate her deeper you give her the advanced missionary style where you have to place her two legs on your shoulder and place a pillow beneath her ass. After a couple of minutes both of you start screaming and shaking like zombies because she is about to Squirt and you Are about to ejaculate.
Booooooom. The whole hot akamu is out. Your dickk and her pussyy is covered with her squirt and your sperm.
Then after that ejaculation both of you become weak. And instantly she becomes like a dead wood to you. No sexual urge. You have to wait for some minutes for Little sperm to be Restored in the epididemis of your pennies so that the urge will come back
Then when this finally happens you start all over again and call it round 2
That is how two of you imbecilic moronn will continue that same stupid process until it gets to round 5.
After exhausting your strength on Her body. She is now left to dress herself put on her bra, pant whereas you were the one who removed them before sex.
you will now be looking for banana, yoghurt and so on to replenish the lost vitamins, minerals and protein you just wasted on her body through sperm ejaculation .
What a show of shame
So what's your point?

Christianity Etc › Re: 'I Sold My Soul To Satan So What? I Don't Want No Heaven' - Nigerian Lady Shocks by Augustap(f): 9:52pm On Jun 26, 2017
Pls shift let me faint
Wat the flying Bleep is this?

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Respect A Man With Beard More Than Others? by Augustap(f): 11:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
BLoomfrancs:
shuku shuku is that which happens when you bring smthing you have and I bring mine and we shuk them together.cheesygrin
Wait let me bring an Evansd Cane to kidnap ur sense from the fridge and return it to you

Christianity Etc › Re: What Will The Atheists Say After The Rapture? by Augustap(f): 5:47pm On Jun 25, 2017
Jhaytee4all:
I don't do 'discrimination' in religion. at the end, we would understand better(the white throne judgment of God).
Bros you say? White Throne?...Kuku kill me

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin For Christian Couples To Have Sex On Sunday Before Going To Church ? by Augustap(f): 5:43pm On Jun 25, 2017
0b10010011:
You can fvck but no nodding!

The mouth has to be clean
Just when i thought I've heard it all..lmao

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin For Christian Couples To Have Sex On Sunday Before Going To Church ? by Augustap(f): 5:41pm On Jun 25, 2017
0b10010011:
You can fvck but no nodding!

The mouth has to be clean
Lmao

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Respect A Man With Beard More Than Others? by Augustap(f): 5:35pm On Jun 25, 2017
Betheluponi:
Famzing tinz.. grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Respect A Man With Beard More Than Others? by Augustap(f): 5:33pm On Jun 25, 2017
BLoomfrancs:
which kind girl no like shuku shuku?
Wat do you mean by chuku chuku...iyaff turn to bad child abi

Romance › Re: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by Augustap(f): 5:29pm On Jun 25, 2017
saaedlee:
That's kind, though tainted with a little bit of sarcasm
I meant every word i said. Btw, ur reply is funny

Romance › Re: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by Augustap(f): 5:27pm On Jun 25, 2017
saaedlee:
That's kind, though tainted with a little bit of sarcasm
I meant every word i said...ur reply is funny though

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Glows In Gold Dashiki by Augustap(f): 5:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
MissCuppy:
She is aging fast.
That's what happens to a young girl when she does things that are for the grown ups. She is just too impatient to wait for the right time.
She is the Slay Queens' leader of her age...her mum though
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Respect A Man With Beard More Than Others? by Augustap(f): 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2017
BLoomfrancs:
xo if a guy w/o bush comes you allow him.shocked

Meanwhile which bush are you talking of?cheesy
Beards isn't a criteria for me, but i dnt like it either. I hate chuku chuku grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Savage Reply A Slay Queen Got On Twitter by Augustap(f): 1:46pm On Jun 25, 2017
Chai see painment... E pain ammmmmm
Slay Bitch

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Awkward Church Moments Everyone Tries To Avoid by Augustap(f): 1:40pm On Jun 25, 2017
cheesy grin

Jokes Etc › Re: [memedeo]: 10 Nepa Moments Nigerians Can Relate To by Augustap(f): 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2017
La Click, La Bend
grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Respect A Man With Beard More Than Others? by Augustap(f): 1:06pm On Jun 25, 2017
If any guy with bush comes near me, i will cut it off. Am not Davido that likes CHUKU CHUKU
grin

Romance › Re: My Fiancé Verbally Insults Me Always by Augustap(f): 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2017
If your man doesn't treat you like a queen, pls leave, but treat him like a king too. No body is perfect but abuses of any sort is totally unacceptable. But if you insist you want to continue with him, you must not post any tonto and churchill related troubles here in the future.
grin
Romance › Re: Guys: Can You Date A Lady That Smokes?? by Augustap(f): 12:46pm On Jun 25, 2017
I pity you small, but i pity your children more. From 3 months, dem go dey smoke weed
Romance › Re: My Wife To Be Flirts With Other Guys, What Do I Do? by Augustap(f): 12:43pm On Jun 25, 2017
Pls run for your life. A woman who cheats can do and undo. She doesn't love and respect you, imagine you confronting her and she doesn't care. If she pretends to change after you talk to her, when you finally get married, na die u dey
Romance › Re: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by Augustap(f): 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2017
saaedlee:
I cried, not because of the betrayal, but the time wasted, loving the wrong person. But the experience never made me stop loving, I just continued.

I have done so much for the wrong person and I am just imagining what I'll do for the right one.
Don't worry, someone who will love you till death will come ur way. Just keep loving
Crime › Re: Man Interrupts Wife’s Burial In Anambra, Throws Corpse On Floor (Photos) by Augustap(f): 12:39pm On Jun 25, 2017
Many are mad, few are roaming. The man dey heartless, you hate ur wife reach death. Now the ozu iyaff fall down, smh

Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Denied By Anglican Church: "We Don’t Know Him" by Augustap(f): 12:36pm On Jun 25, 2017
After God, fear pastors. They deny my guy sharp sharp
cheesy
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Can’t Force Us To Leave North – Eze-igbo, Kaduna by Augustap(f): 12:35pm On Jun 25, 2017
You should better leave their place for them. You're talking abt investment, small time na una head go follow. You should have invested in your own place.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Glows In Gold Dashiki by Augustap(f): 10:50am On Jun 25, 2017
Hian! This one she dressed decently hope there's no probs cheesy grin
Romance › Re: My Wife To Be Flirts With Other Guys, What Do I Do? by Augustap(f): 11:09pm On Jun 24, 2017
StrawberryGloss:
You must respect yourself first and foremost if you want somebody else to respect you back. What she is doing is a lack of respect. You need to think that the reason for doing that is that she is lacking attention from you, or yours isn’t enough.

Flirting is a symptom of future cheating. Think about it, if you were married.. would you want the mother of your children doing that? Would you be okay with that? It is all about perspective and putting yourself in the shoes of your future self.

Think ahead. A woman needs a man. Be a man. Take charge. Sit her down, confront her and tell her to stop or it’s over.
You're right. But she might pretend to change and later deal the guy a blow that might kill him. He should just forget her, cos a lady who loves her man won't even cheat talk more of showing him
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That Is Shorter Than You? by Augustap(f): 9:25am On Apr 25, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Yes but not more than 0.2ft
You should have just said you can't... Imagine the measurement
grin

Romance › Re: For The Guys!!! See Sure 5 Ways You Can Make Her Fall Madly In Love With You by Augustap(f): 11:19pm On Apr 07, 2017
grin grin

Crime › Re: 'Pregnant' Lady Who Scams Lagosians By Faking That Her Water Is Broken Caught by Augustap(f): 11:16pm On Apr 06, 2017
damilolammm:
Oloriburuku somebody undecided
People like this would be suffering the real ones in need. Bastard!!!

That was how I gave a woman who saw me in a food canteen yesterday 200 Naira claiming she needed it for the completion of her accommodation fees.
Lo and behold, she bought one very chilled Maltina and 70 Naira bread.,right in my presence.
I just weak since then cry



MEANWHILE


WATCH HOW THESE LADIES STEALS GOODS IN THEIR PANTS.
grin grin grin

Romance › Re: 17 Souls In Hell Pleading With Humanity On Earth by Augustap(f):
7, 9, 12, 13 got me laughing.
7- I'm going to read my Bible now, got to know those names so i cud get a free pass to heaven (crap)
9- you mean Rooney, etc are in hell without dying, together with their fans, so how come he plays matches? Never knew there's an excuse taken when matches comes up.
12- Hope the snakes dig into your stomach and live there (Keep the Rosary outta this, asshole)
13- Wow! So you went to hell just to have interviews with a pope and the others you mentioned... Have a nice stay der...Punk

Romance › Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by Augustap(f): 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2017
Badfinga:
really! What if d break up was not something d two of you wanted in the first place?
Yea things like that could happen... But there's every possibility that old flames could be reignited thereby causing your present lover pain

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