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Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 10:41pm On Feb 08, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
if you're truly a Virgin I'll die young but if you're not a Virgin and you're here claiming Saint then you'll die young, probably this year.

Idiot
Bro you're a walking corpse, in fact you're dead already...slowpoke

Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 10:40pm On Feb 08, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
o have this strange feelings that you have a huge crush on me but you're shy to say it out..

That's why Seun enabled the private message button, kindly hit it cos I'm open for you.
God forbid i crush on an IMP from the pit of hell and stupidity

Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 2:49pm On Feb 08, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
if you're truly a Virgin I'll die young but if you're not a Virgin and you're here claiming Saint then you'll die young, probably this year.

Idiot
And the award for the idiot of the year goes to STUPID YORUBA FOOL

Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 11:03am On Feb 08, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
are you a Virgin?
I pray you receive sense before your stupidity sends you to an early grave

Fashion › Re: Before & After: Girl Bleaches Skin And Abuses Dark-skinned Girls..lol by Augustap(f): 3:00am On Feb 08, 2017
If i see this girl for dream, na die ooo

Fashion › Re: Before & After: Girl Bleaches Skin And Abuses Dark-skinned Girls..lol by Augustap(f): 2:59am On Feb 08, 2017
If I
Fashion › Re: Kenya Lady Called Ugly Bleaches Her Skin To Look Beautiful (Before & After Pics) by Augustap(f): 2:58am On Feb 08, 2017
Blood of Ahab

Fashion › Re: Ghanaian Lady Bleaches From Black To 'White' (Photos) by Augustap(f): 2:53am On Feb 08, 2017
Nobody should say the Angels are wicked if they don't recognize this girl on the last day...thats when you will be hearing
"Michael give me water make i wash my face, i swear you go recognize me.

Romance › Re: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by Augustap(f): 2:47am On Feb 08, 2017
Edwinmason:
1) 16 missed calls? you have killed my battery so you are capable of killing me
it over!!

2) you dont even have respect am talking and you are busy breathing
it over!!

3) i told you i like my food hot and you didnt warm the ice cream...
it over!!

4) i called you by 11:59pm and you didnt pick then you decide to call me by 12:05am..why did you wait till the next day..you are not caring
it over!!

5) i call you darling and you call me honey..so you mean my mother is a bee...you lack respect for inlaws
it over!!

6) why did you serve my food with red plate when you know am a chelsea fan...enemy of progress
it over!!

7)how can you be watching the television with the volume on...do you want to finish the subcription
it over!!

cool i called you and you picked immediately...you lack patience
it over!!
feel free to add yours let the fun continue
Some people have seen pick up lines for a smooth breakup...bad market grin grin grin

Romance › Re: Whos Sister Is This?? by Augustap(f): 2:42am On Feb 08, 2017
wizrose:
Na imbesite Na... God creat. am well in con.. recreate himself to imbesite grin
Pardon! Imbesite...you are wicked grin grin

Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 2:41am On Feb 08, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
get off those spaghetti top in ur dp and place your breast let me suck those two pointed nippples off and make you scream which will culminate your orgasm to cloud 9.

By the way I have a predilection and preference for girls with lenses, they look like nerds.. Just Pm me. Thanks
I thought you only lacked sense, didn't know you are brainless and daft too.

Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 2:39am On Feb 08, 2017
[quote author=StupidYorubaFool post=53485677]get off those spaghetti top in ur dp and place your breast let me suck those two pointed nippples off and make you scream which will culminate your orgasm to cloud 9.

By the way I have a predilection and preference for girls with lenses, they look like nerds.. Just Pm me. Thanks [/quote
I was thinking you only lacked sense, i never knew you were brainless too....accept my sympathy

Romance › Re: Whos Sister Is This?? by Augustap(f): 2:36am On Feb 08, 2017
popefuse:
it normal she has a flexible leg
This is the best sarcastic praise of the year...flexible ko, flex plan ni

Romance › Re: Photos ( I Convinced My Girlfriend That This Is Her Pants And She Believed) by Augustap(f): 12:07am On Feb 07, 2017
The extent of stupidity baffles me this day...
Op you're as stupid as StupidYorubaFool

Romance › Re: I Want To Marry My Dad, He Is Extremely Powerful In Bed – Daughter Confesses by Augustap(f): 12:01am On Feb 07, 2017
undecided
Nairalanders pls come to this girl's aid before she enters the market, i pray your mother lays a curse on you and the curse will circulate to your father and all the useless end time idiots of this world...anu ofia

Romance › Re: Whos Sister Is This?? by Augustap(f): 11:55pm On Feb 06, 2017
grin grin grin
Some girls will not kill me ooo
Just imagine this one

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Licked My Blood by Augustap(f): 10:52am On Feb 06, 2017
veekid:
Picture of him licking that blood or I don't believe it
grin grin grin

Romance › Re: The Baiday Gift My Gf Buy Me (pics Inside, Veiwa Description) by Augustap(f): 1:26am On Feb 06, 2017
grin grin grin
Bro your nickname is SMELLOS. You smell to the extent that your girl can't bear it anymore... Chai

Romance › Re: How Will You Handle Your Partner In This Situation? by Augustap(f): 1:20am On Feb 06, 2017
grin grin grin

Romance › Re: She Was Shaking Her Small Bum Bum and He Puts His Cd And Knacked Her(pics) by Augustap(f): 1:19am On Feb 06, 2017
undecided

Romance › Re: Wtf!!! My Student Is In Love With Me?? by Augustap(f): 1:10am On Feb 06, 2017
truthsayer007:
Abi o, I have a feeling OP has already made up his mind to bleep the girl in question. So me I just dey laff.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 'Ko Bata Fun Egbe': Will You Pack C.Ronaldo's Shoes For #5million Weekly? by Augustap(f): 1:04am On Feb 06, 2017
YoungRichRuler:

1. Myself and Ronaldo are not MATES.

2. It is an employment with good pay so I'll gladly take it.

3. Someone who may not pack Ronaldo's shoes may do another sort of 'Un-dignified' labour, all in the guise of 'No employment, Man must wack' grin

4. The Yoruba people who used to say such don't literally mean to pack shoes- it means that you will be successful so as to have a say among your mates too.


But wait ooo, if you can do this, then how come your name is young rich ruler..just asking though
Instead of you all to ask God to bless you too, you want to pack shoe, you will even pack suck-away


grin

Romance › Re: Ladies What Wil You Do If A Chick Ask To F*ck Your Man For #700k? (PICS) by Augustap(f): 5:38pm On Feb 04, 2017
joeace2020:
cool story
grin
Romance › Re: Best Ways To Catch A Cheating Partner- Lordhugo (with Pics) by Augustap(f): 5:37pm On Feb 04, 2017
bazrule1:
Now that's confusing, so you trust blindly, hoping ur partner isn't cheating.
Yea all guys are not the same, he might not cheat. Moreover wait until you catch him cos if you accuse him wrongly he might start considering it
Car Talk › Re: Hilarious Car Price On Jiji by Augustap(f): 5:22pm On Feb 04, 2017
vani86:
Just look at our so called graduates.

It says *BUY CAR FROM 30,000 TRUSTED SELLERS ........*


NOT FROM 30,000 NAIRA.

this is how you fail exam then blame the devil

Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by Augustap(f): 5:09pm On Feb 04, 2017
The Catholic Church no send, if you know how to save your life, pls do so.
BTW, why did she apply make-up, fix and paint nails, and wear jewellery

Education › Re: Lagos Teacher Brutalizes Student For Not Moving While Being Flogged (Pics) by Augustap(f): 5:01pm On Feb 04, 2017
Some teachers though...they deserve this

Romance › Re: This Is Why It's Good For Children To Start Fuccking Early by Augustap(f): 11:31pm On Feb 03, 2017
Some people are naturally talented in the art of stupidity... Imagine the name "Stupid Yoruba Fool"

Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Cheap ...?? by Augustap(f): 7:31pm On Feb 02, 2017
You're the cheapest and most foolish LovePeddler that ever existed...

Romance › Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by Augustap(f): 6:46pm On Feb 02, 2017
Op are you from the village...how will a girl's lipstick be wiped off and her make up freshly applied...the lipstick don finish (at no 9 and 10)...you deserve this

Pets › Re: The Most Suitable Pet-snake. by Augustap(f): 11:54am On Feb 02, 2017
God forbid Lala, sorry God forbid bad thing

Phones › Re: 12 Times Autocorrect Went Wrong by Augustap(f): 11:47am On Feb 02, 2017
bigsmoke2:
I once accidentally Sent a girl :
I'm on my way am coming with my hard dîck instead of hard disk grin
So you left your d..k at home grin

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