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Christianity Etc › Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Augustap(f): 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2017
So you just sat at home and decided to calculate this kind of comprehensive issue of such magnanimity. I just hope it helps recession or else... cheesy grin grin

Christianity Etc › Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Augustap(f): 10:33pm On Feb 19, 2017
HardMirror:
PENGUINS
[img]http://www.animalia-life.com/image.php?pic=/data_images/penguin/penguin7.jpg[/img]

Penguins are ONLY found in icy regions of the southernmost parts of the earth. Such as Antarctica, southern africa and america and very cold icy islands around this regions.

PLEASE how did Two penguins walk across Africa and the great hot deserts along the way toward mesopotamia where Noah's ark was?

Then after the flood how did they walk back?

Penguins can't fly and only eat fish

What fish were they eating on the journey?

Think...
When you read of obatala and the greek gods, you lAugh at how ridiculous the stories are. Take a moment to think about the origin of the bible and what you hold as truth, how different is it from tales of other religions you laugh at?
Come to think of this op, sea creatures needs water to survive, God gave them enough through the rain, do you think they were in the boat, if in your own opinion they were not in the boat, start calculating afresh and subtract sea creatures.
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Augustap(f): 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2017
CATHOLICS DO NOT WORSHIP MARY, WE HONOUR HER.
If you're ignorant about the faith and beliefs of a particular church, don't say what you're not sure of. Research and be sure. If you can't research, stay off such issues.
Faith and belief are delicate issues, don't just talk. You never can tell who you're misleading.
Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Augustap(f): 10:21pm On Feb 19, 2017
Omoluabi16:
Sorry sir, maybe you need to study your bible more. Mary had other children. Are you even saying after Jesus's birth, that Joseph didn't copulate with mary? chai


p.s nl why are you even censoring a normal word like co.pulate to reproduce??
After Jesus, Mary didn't give birth again. All those people mentioned as Jesus' brothers were his other relatives.
Christianity Etc › Re: >> What Is The Difference Between These Two Religion (photos)? by Augustap(f): 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2017
Omoluabi16:
Mary didn't die a virgin. That thing there is not mary... it is MAN MADE.
So you're saying you deflowered her...she had no intimacy with a man, not even with Joseph the foster father of Christ.
Be sure, before speaking
Romance › Re: Ladies If He Has A Pair Of These Just Know You Are Dating A Playboy(pic) by Augustap(f): 9:05pm On Feb 19, 2017
HARDDON:
Do u comprehend wit ur bum n shyte wit ur head?

If tht is d case, my response was for d meme u used n has nothing to do wit ur person, so ur reply to this shld be an unReserved apology for the slight

Btw, I feed hundreds like u monthly.......dont get it twisted
Mr feeder of hundreds, a meme is not gender specific, unless designed otherwise.
Hope you have common sense in stock, so you can feed from it
Romance › Re: Ladies If He Has A Pair Of These Just Know You Are Dating A Playboy(pic) by Augustap(f): 4:31pm On Feb 19, 2017
HARDDON:
cheesy


Mehn, how i so hate that pixs, poverty is writen all over his face like tatoo
Poverty has rather blinded you, as you don't know the difference between a male and female
Romance › Re: Ladies If He Has A Pair Of These Just Know You Are Dating A Playboy(pic) by Augustap(f): 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2017
undecided

Romance › Re: 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body by Augustap(f): 12:45pm On Feb 18, 2017
wristbangle:
Thanks bro. Some people seem not to have sense when they type. Don't mind them.

Lalasticlala, how far boss?
Your number 8 though... A HUSBANDS

Romance › Re: Problem Short Girl Faces (photo) by Augustap(f): 12:37pm On Feb 18, 2017
Deejavuu:
Lmao. That No2 especially is a big problem for short girls. But tall girls have their own problems too,you can't even rock a high heeled shoe. Be looking too tall like you wanna touch the sky undecided

But still #tall girls rock tongue
I can totally relate, you will look like someone who is walking on air
Health › Re: Picture Of Billboard Sighted In Onitsha by Augustap(f): 12:12pm On Feb 18, 2017
omenkaLives:
Home gini? angry angry
grin grin
Romance › Re: She Told Me She Can't Marries A Guy That's Not A Gradaute (pictures) by Augustap(f): 11:06pm On Feb 17, 2017
Equal2DeTask:
grin but this gal too the do shakara o grin grin

this ones no dey hard to Fvck... cheesy

keep on trying StupidYorubaFool grin
Hoping is allowed

Romance › Re: She Told Me She Can't Marries A Guy That's Not A Gradaute (pictures) by Augustap(f): 11:04pm On Feb 17, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
alright no qualms.
the prerogative is yours but pls can you kindly edit ur quote and remove my number pls?
thanks in advance
ON YOUR OWN ...you put it there, take it off

Romance › Re: She Told Me She Can't Marries A Guy That's Not A Gradaute (pictures) by Augustap(f): 2:26pm On Feb 17, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
you'll like me cos I have a nice and responsibly cool, calm and composed personality in reality. let's just let go of the past and pls don't judge me cos of my weird,absurd and ridiculous posts okay? I just love exercising my senses of humour just to incite laughter and exhilaration.
anyways
just hit me up k?
08029532397. anticipating. thanks
Unfortunately, your sense of humour is vulgar and dead

Romance › Re: She Told Me She Can't Marries A Guy That's Not A Gradaute (pictures) by Augustap(f): 1:39pm On Feb 17, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
I want to fraternise with you on WhatsApp.

let's make peace and settle our discrepancies and differences amicably.
the truth is that Me likey you and the good news is that I'm now a changed man, thoroughly refurbished and completely renovated.
Eya...the truth is me don't like ya man, and me don't want to fraternise with ya man...Bomboclat

Romance › Re: She Told Me She Can't Marries A Guy That's Not A Gradaute (pictures) by Augustap(f): 3:15pm On Feb 16, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
ugomma why do you really hate me?
I didn't even look at the OP's name, but that's to show you how your name stupid follows you
Romance › Re: She Told Me She Can't Marries A Guy That's Not A Gradaute (pictures) by Augustap(f): 9:41pm On Feb 15, 2017
I thank God that ladies with brains still exist, my problem with her is accepting you in the first place

Crime › Re: Lady Raped By A Guy With Small Manhood Says It Wasn't Worth Pressing Charges by Augustap(f): 10:27pm On Feb 10, 2017
Pls can someone slap some senses even if its #10 sense into this sorry excuse of a daughter

Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh Kisses His Girlfriend As She Visits His House (Pics, Video) by Augustap(f): 10:20pm On Feb 10, 2017
I seriously don't know what is wrong with nairaland, how does this help the country.
BTW were they supposed to exchange blows/slaps or have a prayer session... How everything becomes a post baffles me....I aff tire

Romance › Re: Is Stupidyorubafool The Most Handsome And Most Swaggs Guy On Romance Section? by Augustap(f): 5:50pm On Feb 10, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
i like nerds smiley
OK...cool
Romance › Re: Is Stupidyorubafool The Most Handsome And Most Swaggs Guy On Romance Section? by Augustap(f): 3:36pm On Feb 10, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
oi oi ,iv always wanted a girl in glasses
You have a thing for nerds?
Romance › Re: Is Stupidyorubafool The Most Handsome And Most Swaggs Guy On Romance Section? by Augustap(f): 3:36pm On Feb 10, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
i already knew this is the kind of person behind a name like that
His name is already an advertiser of his stupidity... He is so repulsive
Romance › Re: Is Stupidyorubafool The Most Handsome And Most Swaggs Guy On Romance Section? by Augustap(f): 12:09am On Feb 10, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
Oh yeah guys & girls, niggas & b!tches.

I'm being compelled to upload my pics after several disturbances from nairaland girls...

They keep sending me myriads of pms and begged for my number.
The few ones like Estharfabian, Dacblogger etc that has been lucky to see me could attest to it that they drooled at my tantalizing and dazzling appearance and were wowed at my basking and phlegmatic splendor..

Whenever I gallivant on the road, I'm always the cynosure of all eyes as girls despite walking with their respective boyfriends keep fastening their attention on my awesome physique.

The nairaland b!tches like Benita27, Augustap, etc keep disturbing my pm with countless of messages begging to see me..

My outward appearance is so enchanting and if you see me then you no look twice then ur neck get fracture problem.

Whenever I wear my Italian shirt with starch up an the costly trousers I bought from the Texas and my German perfume and English dressing shoe. Girls beg to become my slave cos I'm the next pretty mike.

Oh well lemme not relay plethora and superfluousity of words.

Lemme just drop the Morrafuccking pics..

Girls rate my Swaggs and handsome pics.
Matured comments pls no bashing.
et me sound this as a warning to you. Am not ready to partake in your sense taking swear, cos your senselessness is not ordinary
Romance › Re: Is Stupidyorubafool The Most Handsome And Most Swaggs Guy On Romance Section? by Augustap(f): 12:06am On Feb 10, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
Oh yeah guys & girls, niggas & b!tches.

I'm being compelled to upload my pics after several disturbances from nairaland girls...

They keep sending me myriads of pms and begged for my number.
The few ones like Estharfabian, Dacblogger etc that has been lucky to see me could attest to it that they drooled at my tantalizing and dazzling appearance and were wowed at my basking and phlegmatic splendor..

Whenever I gallivant on the road, I'm always the cynosure of all eyes as girls despite walking with their respective boyfriends keep fastening their attention on my awesome physique.

The nairaland b!tches like Benita27, Augustap, etc keep disturbing my pm with countless of messages begging to see me..

My outward appearance is so enchanting and if you see me then you no look twice then ur neck get fracture problem.

Whenever I wear my Italian shirt with starch up an the costly trousers I bought from the Texas and my German perfume and English dressing shoe. Girls beg to become my slave cos I'm the next pretty mike.

Oh well lemme not relay plethora and superfluousity of words.

Lemme just drop the Morrafuccking pics..

Girls rate my Swaggs and handsome pics.
Matured comments pls no bashing.
Were you actually delivered like a normal child or your mum blew you like the mucus in a runny nose

Romance › Re: Whos Sister Is This?? by Augustap(f): 4:48pm On Feb 09, 2017
wizrose:
There is no girl who know English in this group ? that imbesite 4 ugrin
His spelling of slowpoke weak me
Romance › Re: How Much Importance Do You Attach To Looks In Choosing A Wife/husband? by Augustap(f): 4:46pm On Feb 09, 2017
StupidYorubaFool:
my dear I'm not your type o..

My handsome and cute face with attractive appearance isn't meant for Village and local imbeciles like you.

You can ask Benita27 and Augustap, they both know that I'm not their type. I'm way too costly for their low level.
Talkless of an ugly illiterate unexposed b¡tch like you.
Foolish slowpoke formed from the womb of stupidity

Romance › Re: How Much Importance Do You Attach To Looks In Choosing A Wife/husband? by Augustap(f): 4:43pm On Feb 09, 2017
Mizzile:
Oya carry ur literacy and get a job..
Pls tell him
Romance › Re: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by Augustap(f): 11:06pm On Feb 08, 2017
Why you self go carry that kind girl. I don't disturb my guy grin grin grin

Romance › Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Augustap(f): 11:00pm On Feb 08, 2017
The best thing to do now is to go and treat your affected kidney... Lies
Romance › Re: Guys: 5 Easy Ways To Get Inside A Girl's Pant by Augustap(f): 10:58pm On Feb 08, 2017
Sorry op, not all girls do this rubbish, only your class
Romance › Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by Augustap(f): 10:49pm On Feb 08, 2017
shocked huh embarassed
Shit occurrence has been trending since Goliath

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