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Health › Re: How To Stop Mosquitoes And Other Insects From Feeding From You by Augustap(f): 11:47am On Jul 02, 2017
ScotFree:
Mosquito Nets do the magic for me
Laughing in spiritual powers....I'll soon assemble them to hide inside yor net and wait for your arrival grin
Romance › Re: My Fiancée And A Man Are Living Together, She Said It's Nothing! by Augustap(f): 11:32am On Jul 02, 2017
Chai....pls shift lemme faint. You'll not use ur common sense. Pls keep being Mr. INNOCENT CONSIDERATINE. By the time she gets pregnant for the other guy and gives you the baby, you'll still come here and beg for DNA money while she'll go scotfree. She is clearly cheating and you're being played for a fool, or rather you prefer being the fool.
You bettet walk out of the relationship with ur little remaining pride...its called self-respect
Christianity Etc › Re: 12 Questions People Ask About The Christian Faith by Augustap(f): 11:23am On Jul 02, 2017
MrMontella:
Christianity is as fake as Islam
Will you keep kwayet? angry
Because you can't see God, doesn't mean He does not exist. There are many brain racking stuffs brought abt by science, though we don't or can't see or fully comprehend them but we believe it. It's not ur place to decide which religion is fake or not, just do what seems right to you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Opinion: Is It Not A Sin For Churches Going Against This Portion Of The Bible? by Augustap(f): 11:18am On Jul 02, 2017
Saintinoo:
was their anything like Christains during the time of Paul?
The name Christians was used later, to distinguish the believers from others. But it doesn't mean that it wasn't them, a suitable name wasn't found yet to categorize them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Opinion: Is It Not A Sin For Churches Going Against This Portion Of The Bible? by Augustap(f): 11:14am On Jul 02, 2017
OP thanks for the reminder. That means i won't be putting offering again, my husband will do that, if there is an event the men should cook and decorate the church, i won't be preaching again, when i feel like doing so, i'll tell my man, honey its now ur job, finally i won't be praying in church again, especially all those head shaking prayers, neither will i shout fire when the pastor says to do so nor will i say fall and die. Women we've gone scotfree from these troubles.
Btw, those two women, where are their scarfs?
Family › Re: 5 Signs That You Have A Loose Vagina by Augustap(f): 8:08pm On Jun 29, 2017
liquidmetall:
Please how can a lady say she is a virgin....at ist won't allow you go near there ,then suddenly one day she allows you to gain access to her body ,when entering there you discover d place is just normal ,not like a virgins hood ,no blood to determine her virginity ,no struggle ,no stress,u just had sex with her like other normal girls who aint virgins ,the thing just slipped in ,yet amidst pains and little cries to take it easy that its painful ,even while d deed is still going she beckons on you not to go deeper ,that its still painful ,after everything she starts asking u when is blood going to come out ,


Note ..the lady is expert in kissing and oral
Said she learnt them from porn and still persist that you were the ist person to enter there after much confrontation ,and also sweared with her destiny and career that she was a virgin when u met her


How crazy can this be...getting confused
Bro not every girl bleeds when deflowered, in some cases it might just be so small you wudnt notice
Car Talk › Re: This N81m Danfo Bus Limousine Is The Best You’ve Ever Seen (photos) by Augustap(f): 8:02pm On Jun 29, 2017
Pls bring this one to Lagos, by the time touts and policemen hit it with objects, passengers dismantle the door and seats during struggle and it comes in contact with Lagos road, una no go recognise am again
Celebrities › Re: Phyno Blasts Hushpuppi After Accusing Him & Ice Prince Of Wearing Fake Wristwatc by Augustap(f): 8:00pm On Jun 29, 2017
Is it a trend now for these so called celebs to be stupidly seeking attention? Btw, ebe ka hushpuppy si batakwa
Celebrities › Re: Phyno: "Ray Hushpuppi Begged For A Photo With Me When I Performed In Malaysia" by Augustap(f): 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2017
Hushdog be like

Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "If Your House Can Buy My Shoes, I Will Give You N5 Million" by Augustap(f): 7:53pm On Jun 29, 2017
Hushpuppy, sorry hushpuppi looks like someone that got dressed by a mortician... He looks awful, btw wat kind of shirt is that? grin

Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 7:42pm On Jun 29, 2017
Tunchi101:
alright o. didn't know married woman weren't allowed to share contacts

Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Ladies You Will Find Today. [ Photos] by Augustap(f): 12:29am On Jun 29, 2017
Frankicent:
Pm me your whatsapp number let's talk..Nairaland is too occupied for our discussion grin if you don't wanna post it here cause of nairaland lions... Chat me up 08130978745 Am serious oo grin waiting your reply
Just wait till my husband chats you up
Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 12:28am On Jun 29, 2017
Tunchi101:
you telling me you're a married 'woman'
Yea
Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 9:38pm On Jun 28, 2017
Medunah:
Oh please!! Not every girl announces their virginity like it's a trophy to be paraded!! The lady u quoted might as well tell u she is a virgin even If she is not....what means do u have to clarify?....so she not telling doesn't mean she isn't​ a virgin or not?? some ppl just like to keep somethings to themselves

And no one should misquote me Biko
Ok nah...I've misquoted you, I'm in my house come and beat me grin

Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 9:36pm On Jun 28, 2017
Tunchi101:
I'd take the risk cheesy
Nah! Its not advisable to take a risk for another's wife
Business › Re: 5 Hilarious Things Nigerians Who Loan Friends Money Can Relate With by Augustap(f): 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2017
AYOUNG:
True talk,I am still nursing the wound of one who will never pick my calls or reply my text even whatsapp msg..some people are heartless I tell you. embarassed

Business › Re: 5 Hilarious Things Nigerians Who Loan Friends Money Can Relate With by Augustap(f): 7:59pm On Jun 28, 2017
eyeview:
Some will Start a story of how they would have been dead by now.
Then they will tell you how one trailer failed break and rammed into a wall two hours after he had passed there or how he nearly boarded sosoliso flight that later crashed but changed his mind some weeks earlier.
Then turn around and ask you that would you still be talking of money if God had not saved him.
Experience is the best PAINMENT

Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 7:41pm On Jun 28, 2017
Tunchi101:
hope you wouldn't mind me sending you an email via nairaland
If my husband catch u
Romance › Re: Ladies, Know The Type Of Work A Guy Does Before Agreeing To Be His Girlfriend by Augustap(f): 2:22pm On Jun 28, 2017
Babe so you're saying you're not a runs girl, but you keep meeting people with such expensive stuffs... Hian! Is God not a wonderful God grin wink

Romance › Re: Ladies, Know The Type Of Work A Guy Does Before Agreeing To Be His Girlfriend by Augustap(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2017
Babe so you're saying you're not a runs girl, but you keep meeting people with such expensive stuffs... Hian! Is God not a wonderful God

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Replies Haters After Her Father Returned Her Bride Price by Augustap(f): 2:13pm On Jun 28, 2017
See her deflated nose like small letter m
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Insists She Helped Churchill Pay Her Bride Price by Augustap(f): 2:11pm On Jun 28, 2017
Celebrity marriage, celebrity divorce. You eat, public knows, you faint, public knows, you marry we know. After lying and deceiving some girls who nearly led their guys to evansization, now you're here trying to gain sympathy. All that glitters is not gold abeg.

Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 1:58pm On Jun 28, 2017
Tunchi101:
you pretty
Thank you wink
Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Ladies You Will Find Today. [ Photos] by Augustap(f): 1:57pm On Jun 28, 2017
Frankicent:
Lieing baby grin
Lmao...i don't lie sir...am allergic to lies grin
But seriously, thats me

Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Ladies You Will Find Today. [ Photos] by Augustap(f): 1:55pm On Jun 28, 2017
Asquare49:
you look familiar or my brain is messing with me
Either of them could be correct...whats ur name?
Romance › Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by Augustap(f): 1:50am On Jun 28, 2017
swiz123:
Why e no go pepper you? You don lose am na
Chai! See PAINMENT OF LIFE

Romance › Re: Inside A Man's Head When He Falls In Love With A Lady by Augustap(f): 1:47am On Jun 28, 2017
darbeelicous:
love is a scam...... prove me wrong!!
Babe its not a scam. Some people just tend to use love as a means of deceiving innocent and unsuspecting persons. If you find that person who could do anything for you, you'd be so amazed. You might even apologize to love for calling it scam.
Romance › Re: Inside A Man's Head When He Falls In Love With A Lady by Augustap(f): 1:44am On Jun 28, 2017
Good gracious! Op you're intelligent if this was written by you. From the write up its obvious you've once had a girl who meant the world to you. The same feeli applies to the females too, although you know we like initial gra gra (ladies' forming) grin
Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Ladies You Will Find Today. [ Photos] by Augustap(f): 1:39am On Jun 28, 2017
I'm 9, 11, 13 and 17. But my independence no be alpha own

Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Ladies You Will Find Today. [ Photos] by Augustap(f): 1:38am On Jun 28, 2017
Dycaptain:
Op forgot to add the understandable type of chick, this type will pest you, make you follow them up and down and even eat ur money but when you ask them out, they give hundred reasons why they can't date you and even act like they never knew you b4
Nawa o. See painment. E be like say girls don chop you dry wella grin

Romance › Re: 18 Types Of Ladies You Will Find Today. [ Photos] by Augustap(f): 1:33am On Jun 28, 2017
(Falls from mango tree)
11 and 13 got me laffing. Which one is Owo blow chick and emotional chick grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Men, Will You Rock This Okey Bakassi's Outfit? (pictured) by Augustap(f): 11:50pm On Jun 26, 2017
10eola:
Aswearrrrrr grin
That sandal looks like catapult

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