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EmpressT:
Not in love with any. But If I could find an amazing guy, less introvert and extrovert, a cool and kind hearted with a matured mind. A guy who is polite in talking about sex....hmmm....

Ooh baby.. Did you see me in your dreams?

Bachelor 2, but I do both old and young

As a playboy, I subscribe to the saying that make money, and watch the bitches flock over. When in Nigeria, girls no dey look uche face, now even the ones that we didn't talk since UNI, spend their naija credit to keep up. They even monitortime I resume and close work. I know crazy things they even tell me now. Guys, if your girl is giving you attitude and telling you "nothing " when you ask why.. Forget, na wash ooo, real wash, cos they do all the talking to me. Infact, many of them insult their boyfriends like worthless pieces of sht when talking to me. I hear stuff like "he doesn't know how to take care of me, he doesn't know how to handle a lady, he is this he is that".. Story... Na me come be the caring guy because I ordered a 15dollar pizza to your doorstep and I live in Aussie, while ignoring you very well. Omo, so go reexamine your babe and her love for you. Maybe she sef dey amongst my register to sign when I enter naija soon. For now, my main song is *no fake love by lil kesh. Listen and enjoy

Here in Aussie, they can be smiling greeting you and fcking your ass at the same time. A police officer can tell you "Hi, you just got a parking ticket for parking close to an intersection, omo even when you want to plead for mercy, iffa hear... They ll just tell you "no worries, just call that number and make the payment of 500dollars" and you be thinking "thats fxking one week work pay going down the drain like that....One of my friends went to a club, was drinking and gisting with some aussie guys, got tipsy, and the moment he wanted to drive home, they called the police that a tipsy guy wants to go on the road, with video evidence o. Crazy country.
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Seems I ll have to put updates on this first posts only.
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Ok, life in Australia is good, trust me, its good. Spoke with many of my friends from US and UK and I ve seen that many are just running to those places, meanwhile Australia is just a rising goldmine.
For instance, do you know that we spend just 2% of out income for medicare. Whats really small considering that even if you re sick at 3am, call your hospital and your doctor will be there within a short time. All free! People spend thousands of dollars to give birth In the US. Here, as a permanent resident everything is taken care of... For FREE! Can't tell me many things better than this

Today, I just decided to open a thread which I will look back at in 10 years time. I came to aussie at a very young age and so far, its been some experience so far. Walahi... You know what I miss the most in naija?.. Food? Not much,
family, a bit, the lifestyle? Iffahear ... Omo, Its the babes.. Chai... The babes . All those sweet black girls we use to chyke then. It is well, now they re loving back from a distance See how I run whenever I hear a naija event is happening. Even if I no sabi anybody, I must go to. Living abroad is good, but noone tells you the boring part of it.
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My first month was good, got a job for a start, paying the bills and bought a car and then I started receiving parking and driving fines (e no go better for the official wey fine me). Multiple fines at once. Twaz when it dawned on me that omo, the government here could be ruthless while smiling at you.

Edit.
Obviously the thread has been massively derailed.
Well the beauty in disguise is that its taught me a big lesson about hate. Damn! Humans can hate. How can someone just be taking panadol from the front of a computer screen cos of my thread. Anyway, beautiful thing is that being a faceless forum, I know the hate comments are just a propagation of what they ll usually feel, yet pretend in real life.

Heyyo heyyo... Its me.. your aussie playboy and I ll be giving you details and gists of my journey as a young playboy, living life downunder. Sit back, grab your popcorns and watch. Live pictures and videos will follow. If you ve got any questions and request, drop them and I lk be happy to answer

bignoisemaker:
1) will you believe if i tell you that i created this thread barely five minutes after joining nairaland? Unprecedented feat!

2) will you believe if i tell you that my sister is pregnant out of wedlock. After all her shakara when she was younger

3) will you believe if i tell you that i've only eaten beans and bread since morning? Recession hitting hard.

4) will you believe at 25, i am unable to pay back 500 credit i borrowed from etisalat since may? I've lost my manhood

Hess.. Hess.. We don't give a fck. Try spending moretime looking for your manhood

youcanmakeit:
Date was absolutely going well until she told me she can only have sex with a guy after 6 months of dating him..... I was like "Alright , good bye..See you after 6 months dear"

Give me her number, let me book my space also for 6months time

Until she called me bestie

LadyGoddiva:
0000oooooh! Someone should tell jacksparr0w1207 that I ain't interested, stop mentioning me joorh! Stop it! I ain't marrying you, it ain't goinno fly!!!

What about me?.. I don't stank

Jodha:
Loolzzz ....i dey my papa house ...coman marry..

I want to bring you to Australia. Are you ready?

I am a polygamist, I deal in LadyGoddiva, dyt
Jodha, thornapple, alexialin, IamkashyBaby . Imfact, dem don plenty, I don't know how to place them

alexialin:
You are the confused one here.

Your wailing thread is funny that's why I laughed. No need replying my lol that am Ass. Licker cos I ain't licking any asss. Not yours anyways.

So, If you are looking for a fight tonight? Focus on replying a guy, not clicking on my mentions whining like a 5year old kid.

Am not your problem, so don't even start with me

Cause I can fight dirty when am in the mood.


But tonight, am not in your sour wailing mood.. And I won't allow confused embittered boy like you, gear me into such moods. Am bigger than your wails

Ok baby... I love your realness. No pretense, I love you

Oya baby send me a pm. I will bring you to Australia

Because they want to sample well