₦airaland Forum

ipledge10:
Dont go to Australia, Australia have policies of keeping Australia white...

Rhea:
Your Nigerian engineering degree will not get you an engineering job in Australia
You will have to go back to school when you get there.
N4.5m is AUD17K. That will be gone in 3mo when you factor in air tickets, visa, initial accommodation and feeding.
I'd start with getting admission into a school there before jetting out.
Get into a profession that is sort after in Australia

If you can withstand the cold, Canada is a better option.

CoolAmbience:
Australian visa is N900k.....haba!

Na heaven?

Anyway, na that guy sabi sha. Na only him carry him matter waka come.

Me na Australia dey rush me sef.

wink2015:
WHAT IS PR ROUTE?

Explain to the understanding of the average Nigerians who have not had the priviledge to travel out but are keen on travelling.

Good for you.

The bolded part could be a big score card for you for instance. We all know how most (not all) Naija girls react to guys who drive cars.

She would see you as a guy with could prospects and you can even lie that you already went car shopping and you car of choice isn't available yet.


If she probes more, you can say your favourite dealer already promised a special delivery for you and you are just waiting and saving enough to meet up.

She will automatically picture herself riding on the passenger seat with you and gbam! You've hit the Jackpot.

More about lies as a means of seduction coming.

aku626:
Success is purely perception and shouldn’t Be depended on other people’s.
If all you’ve dreamed of owning a car at 23 and you achieved it bro you’re successful, if it was to get a bsc. You are successful it is not based on people’s ideas but your ideals.
If your ideal is to build a bungalow and you achieved it then you’re successful regardless if your neighbour has a duplex.

TrevorFitness:
There's no millionaires club, therefore there's no rule. Stop trying to belong

ceecee0703:
Bro please I sent you a pm, I need a small clarification on some issue ASAP.

saintjoel:
Can we chat through WhatsApp or email, +2348062948193 or jelad.venturess@gmail.com

selflessmaya:
haha i'm done replying OP,
our dear OP here is 24 yrs old, just left naija a yr ago, magically has permanent residence and is a seasoned playboy crooner scoring chicks left and right who is still butthurt & dragging girls from his NYSC days, and not one lie was detected, we believe it all. lmao

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helpee:
one major reason i rarely lend big money to friends. Imagine if your friend didnt give you that loan...by now you will be saying he is a bad friend. After lending you the money, they are still advising you to cut ties with him. DO YOU BOTHER TO KNOW WHAT THE FRIEND IS PASSING THROUGH COS OF THE MONEY? What if the money belonged to his place of work too and his job is on the line? I hate people that borrow money and start giving you stories....we all have stories to tell. If i were you op, i will do everything possible to pay back the loan asap and apologise. The guy didnt offend you....you are the one who offended him. Why do you think he should understand? Would you have understood if he refused lending you that money? Please....this is not right. I am not saying bad things dont happen....but your wife is even against you DOING SOME THINGS TO PAY BACK THIS LOAN AND YOU ARE BLAMING YOUR FRIEND. Meaning you are protecting yourself while you expect your friend to understand. All these people asking you to take loan, do you think bank will understand if you dont pay back. Meet your friend and negotiate a pay back with apology. God will only answer your prayers when you put yourself in other peoples shoes

Originalsly:
I understand your situation...but did you ever care to ask what your friend is going through because you haven't repaid him? What do you expect him to think when you collected his money and disappeared?.....disappear ...not seen nor can't be contacted?. .. can't be contacted because your phone battery died?..is your phone a Tesla?...cannot be recharged in Cross River? ....couldn't you borrow a phone to call him? I guess you forgot to say how much you paid back so far. ...N50?
You behave like a swindler...so how do you expect to be treated? The guy needs his cash...not excuses. Start paying him back....before it's too late.

Afamed:
In addition, try as much as possible not to go or spend above your limit next time, pressure will come but no matter what never give up to it. It's never a good idea borrowing money to spend on activity that wouldn't yield income.

You could have gone for a low key burial forget what people will say, which would have saved you from all these unnecessary pressures.

Afamed:
In addition, try as much as possible not to go or spend above your limit next time, pressure will come but no matter what never give up to it. It's never a good idea borrowing money to spend on activity that wouldn't yield income.

You could have gone for a low key burial forget what people will say, which would have saved you from all these unnecessary pressures.

dabossman:
And i thought you were here for an open-minded intellectual discussion. But obviously you can't handle divergent views, even when there is no direct attack on your person. Now you've graduated to being unnecessarily touchy and rude. Again, you've confirmed your mentality, and now maturity.

selflessmaya:
i take it my post's been read. good!

enohoefe:
My nigga leave the OP, don’t mind him. You go to a country where the government is spoon feeding you and you come to nairaland wishing to oppress real hustlers. Like what the heck will you tell ladies to PM you over common Australia? Damn! Well, I’m to big to drag you sha. But next time, hold your side well before coming to the public to show off. For future reference, keep your receipts in your pocket because that’s some people’s toothbrush money. No vex

BiafranDel:
thank you sir. tax rate in australia is even much more higher than malaysia. of what use is struggling to make money when taxation takes up to half of it. some boys really know nothing about standard and cost of living as a basis for travelling out.

BiafranDel:
lol you are funny. i cant believe some guys here actually freaked or were awed by this thread. seriously i was expecting to see pictures of dollars, expensive drinks, nice ladies, top notch hotel rooms, snapchat pictures and videos, lol my surprise was more than yours with what i saw

jaychubi:
Lol u still dey chop mama thank ma but a king online continue I kw ur type

400billionman:
Are you a driver in Australia?

Lifeofpolice1:
Enjoy your ban in that hotel for calling him an idiot

selflessmaya:
i actually understand what the dude is trying to say, most nigerians in diaspora only "claim rich" cos they earn in foreign currency, so, in nigeria, they are rich but where they earn & stay, they're below or exactly middle class. this is cos most diaspora countries do not encourage entrepreneurship in nigerians, the prevailing class are the civil servants who work for a salary, they make their salary, get by and send money home to maybe try and build house in their hometown or for commercial rent somewhere.
malaysia, china, dubai etc(asian & middle eastern countries) are the regions where many nigerians go to and can start up their own thing and become tycoons if that makes sense. they can actually live lavish home & abroad. import export headquaters for everything coming into nigeria is mostly asia(human hair, clothes, electronics) niqqas who hammer can hammer better in asia.
in terms of development and oyiboness, australia is ahead of malaysia but in terms of self-driven success by regions, nigerians in malaysia china japan qatar & dubai have more bread-making opportunities and are mostly richer, take it or leave it. whether what they're doing there is pure or not is irrelevant to this discussion, the fact is that europe & australia are not places for hustlers, just those who want the obodo oyibo experience, want to leave naija and want to earn in euros or pounds.
canada & the US are the "safe" countries, in the sense that hustlers can thrive there and civil workers are there in numbers. making it there is easier than say UK or australia or new zealand, u can almost only excel as a civil servant in these 3 places & the pay is not as crazy as nigerians think plus they still pay bills in oyibo currency, so, they're making it and they're giving it mostly back.



@OP pls respect yourself, this thread is an embarrassment, stop embarrassing yourself, the quest hotel u posted for a so-called "first class" experience is quest apartment hotel in south wales australia with going rate of $120 per night which is N40k in naira and that is nothing compared to the cost of hotels in high end ABJ or LAG and niqqas drop money there day in day out and they dont feel it sef. now, for a person earning in Aus$ . .. $120 should be nothing if you're making big bucks!!!
and nigerians are so easy to fool, take pics of a tiny hotel bed that looks 3 star at most and photos of yankee streets and they'll believe anything.
as for babes, ppl who have lived in oyibo land will verify that to take photo with white girls is easier than ABC, just go to a club on friday and buy them drinks and about 6 chicks will rally around u, peck u, flash b00obs and take 1 million pics of fun times but it ends there, they're not going anywhere with u and many ppl know this, except if u go to tacky areas, then you're broke and the ugly fatties will follow u home. u want to show u're this crooner playboy u claim u are, the only proof is to floss your toys, but you're posting pics u took at the fvcking subway, taking pics of hotel rooms when u could have flossed your high-rise apartment. if u are living the legal hushpuppi life, it would show, only ppl who are poor and resident in nigeria and not very well off to travel will fall for this mess.
you're not accustomed to the good life OP and it shows, this is new to u and it went straight to your head and it isnt even all that, calm down! yes, even if u are washing toilets in yankee, niqqas will still be on your case to see if you can help them get to that side and girls will still gas u up for the same reason, all na wash and it's inherent human selfishness, they're going after their own gain.
and no ffs OP, australia has always been a civilized place to stay but no one in UK or US wants to move to australia, it's a dead end, it's cut off from all the others and far AF, ppl in australia wish to get green card and migrate to where life is happening.
i think most nigerians who are not well-traveled do not understand how common & cheap basic things are outside nigeria, for example we know how cheap electricity, internet and other basic things are outside compared to naija, same with life in general, that is why an uber driver in germany can go to low class german restaurants and take pics and it will look like they're balling because low class in germany gets basic things and the restaurant will still look posh-ish compared to what counts as a low class restaurant in naija.
i'm making this long post because i know desperation is ugly, i dont want some unfortunate boys & girls to go embarass themselves or put up with humiliation cos they think u can give them a come up, real ballers OP show off a lot but refuse to be reached, they are used to ppl asking them and they are tired, yet here u are on nairaland asking to be messaged, trying to tease ppl with bare minimum to have your ego stroked wtf.
no one is saying you're not getting laid in aussie, i'm just saying that the average guy in 3rd yr in uniport who is fine boy-ish and has an ugly car is getting more pussy than u, so in terms of playboy-ness, u're not even there. on top of that, u dont have that insane yankee cash and it shows. acting like u never have anything good. for god's sake, AUSTRALIA IS BORING AF, i have been there many times and i couldnt wait to get the hell out, it has no social life, evrything is just meh, compared to MIAMI, LAS VEGAS, CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, even annoying TORONTO and rainy boring LONDON is better than the most happening place in aussie and for u to brag about flexing in SYDNEY, my guy u really havent been around much.
this is a feel good thread u made cos of whatever u're going thru at the moment to remind yourself that no matter what you're better off cos you're in obodo oyibo. stop it! it's embarrassing..
yes this is very long and i wrote it very long cos i can imagine the type of person this is, ppl who DM him will humiliate the hell out of themselves for his pleasure cos that's just what he wants to have his ass kissed for bare minimum. it's ok if someone wants to share his everyday life in yankee, i can understand that, some dude did his own for going to study in russia and it was like a journal or so, no one was expecting him to floss and post a ferrari, just a life diary, he even posted his snap, no one judged him. but this one is out here with an aggrandized title and nothing to show for it. a very sub-conscious pepper dem gang mentality going on in his lil mind and he has nothing to show for it, OP effizzy is easy to prove, show us pics of the trips u take, your rides, your crib, girls chilling with u in exotic locations with indisputable proof that you're the one, u dont even need to show face. for all we know u might be a hotel staff who makes beds. who does this niqqa think he's talking to? it's shocking how little some ppl think of nigerians, like a meal of french fries is supposed to impress?? fix it jesus!


i didnt even read all the pages before i commented cos OP was too cringe but now that i have gone thru it, we have some really shart ppl on NL, HERE ARE SOME SMART PPL ON THIS THREAD WHO CAUGHT UP TO OP'S NONSENSE FAST AND CALLED HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY:

EmmyDJourno:
You can't interest any smart working class chic, I can bet anything

It's only Jamb struggling, University, NySC babes you can interest, cause from all you've been writing I don't sense intelligence in you #UncleTom

igmacco:
drove down to Orange 3weeks ago from Sydney... My broda abeg no dey compare country town here to our 9ja village b4 sango visit u, u wan lie pass lai mohammed