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Estharfabian:
You should also create a thread about this...
Lemme give You some insights...


"10 Things All Guys should fix before A Responsible Woman Could Marry His Ass..."

Potbelly×× just thinking about it gives me the creeps! ugh..
No packs/Muscles--Another big Turnoff.. The likes of tupac, treysongs, Christ brown, D Rock? ain't they humans? You guys should start workingOut abeg!

About the muscles ish, how do You expect to protect your beloved wifey without muscles?? ehn?

Snoring In bed×× We already have enough noise pollution in Nigeria as it is.
Too much beards/untrimmed goatie..A huge turnoff..×× beardgang my ass!
Too Much Sex..×× Girls are Humans people!! not sextôys!
Grumpy Attitude×× ugh.
Too many Social networks..×× one humanbeing would be on Fb, whatsapp, bbm, Nairaland, IG, Yahoo, Twitter, snapchat, Skype, IMO... ugh! it shows you're very unserious..
Bad Cook... It's Imperative that A good husby should learn howtah Cook...Not just indomie!

Good hygiene--its No news that guys wear their boxers twice a year? y'all need to change that too.. Girls have nose!
Unwillingness to do chores--He should also learn Howtah do laundries.. e,g his wife's undies and all that? very romantic...
ugh!! the list is endless!!!

I think I'm done? thankme later?

you don't need six pack to protect your wife but natural strength like Muhammad Ali and Michael Douglass d first man to beat Tyson

lizziepie:
And wat of a situation whereby after d wedding d bride lost d pregnancy and finds it difficult to conceive again?

it has happened and will keep happing

HateU2:
Bcox some mother-in-law will not allow u 2 get married to dir son without getting pregnant. I have seen many cases

like your mother did

For my area for back of macdon for okpanam road were u see light. No way

No Taliban state or moscow in d list.

This man is just look for attention. But he eats ice fish and those he know d chemical d used to preserv it.

All filling stations in Asaba, Delta State including Rainoil opp Delta house of assembly are selling above 100 per liter

D rhesus factor is very important o bc some female dot knw d effect of negative in blood grp during preg and aft child birth

Fertility test. Hmmm. What happens aft d test d couple are ok but can produce children. Dot try or put God to test

What is d SUG doing; this call for serious protest. And d new student should tell der parents.

robosky02:
NIGERIA

The past
The only word to describe Nigeria's past in the FIFA U-17 World Cup is glorious. No other country has won the tournament as often as the Golden Eaglets (four times) and only Brazil can match their seven semi-final appearances. Remarkably, the team has made it through to the decider every time they advanced to the last four. The west Africans won the inaugural competition in China PR in 1985 and added titles in 1993, 2007 and last time out. They lost the 1987, 2001 and 2009 finals. The only time they qualified for the global event but failed to progress out of the group stage was in 2003, when they were denied a place in the last eight by the drawing of lots after finishing equal on points, goals and goal difference with Costa Rica.

The present
As overwhelming pre-tournament favourites the Golden Eaglets had an easy passage into the last four at the African championships, thereby booking their place in Chile 2015. Victories over hosts Niger (2-0) and Zambia (3-1) and a 1-1 draw against Guinea saw them top the group. However, in the semi-finals, the west Africans were stunned by an impressive South African team, who grabbed a first-half goal and then held on to their win. And though Nigeria lost the play-off for third place against Guinea 3-1, coach Emmanuel Amuneke said they had achieved their objective and would expect to be at their best in the world finals.

The future
Surprisingly, the Golden Eaglets have been more successful on the global stage than in Africa. It is not something that surprises Amuneke, who says that the conditions at the World Cup are more suitable to his side but has naturally been focused on hsi young team. ”For us to be champions of the world, we have to prepare very well. We have been trying to correct some of the mistakes and lapses we noticed in Niger.”

Facts and Figures

Former stars
Jonathan Akpoborie, Nwankwo Kanu, Wilson Oruma, John Obi Mikel, Lukman Haruna, Ogenyi Onazi, Kenneth Omeruo

Key players
Kelechi Nwakali, Victor Osimhen, Ebere Osinachi, Samuel Chukwueze

The stat
10 - The number of appearances that Nigeria has made at the FIFA U-17 World Cup finals – winning the competition an unprecedented four times.

Did you just said Mikel obi. get ur record straight. Oseni, Stanley Okoro, Christiantus Macaulay

But d cure no be small money o

This is not new jo. American has been using ds method for long.

What is He even doing there. So He want to become a minister aft destroyin imo university as a VC and th** thier money

Naija juju at work maybe from delta

He forget that Prostrate is also hereditary.

Nonsense. Is there anywhere its written that lack of sex causes any illness or sickness..

learn to swallow it or them o BC Na ur system cause it. Even if you take another drug whenever u are sick u will still experience it. I used to experience such those days when sick and u will see enough tom tom etc in my pocket then one day I forced myself to swallow it any time am sick. that was how I overcome it

Komfort hospital road to CAN perm site off okpanam road, Asaba. No light till day. D keep bring bill each month: is annoying

Komfort hospital road to CAN perm site off okpanam road, Asaba. No light till day

abagoro:
When will this silly lie stop?

He has not paid imo worker and pensioner

abagoro:
When will this silly lie stop?

if has not paid imo worker and pensioner

They MTN are very big f**l and Na th*nder go fire all der mst .

GoodMuyis:
Before the Month of August vanish away Let recount the progress of Electricity distribution nationwide to see how far it has improved.

Here in Kaduna, Electricity has improve drastically in this Month of August, at least a day will not pass without we using up to the minimum of 14hrs to 16hrs a day (average). There have being some days we had more that 18hrs.

But since last week Thursday, the only time the power was taken was last mid-night, apart from that 24hrs power supply since last week

Here in Asaba: CAN PERM SITE okpanam Road NO light for months

misspicy:
Dark skin is cheaper and easy to maintain,most people refer to darkskinned peeps as naturally beautiful or handsome,infact darkskin represent our african legacy.so we checking out some advantages of been darkskinned,this post is aimmed at educating people who feel inferior because of their darkskin and become pressure to change their skin colour....just know that you are beautiful and handsome just the way you are...you dont need to listen to Mrcork because he secretly wish to be like you...Now lets get it on

1)You dont have to worry about maintaining your skin colour unlike Lightskinned people
Most times you see lightskinned peeps changing creams up and down all in the name of looking for one that suits their skin colour,they spend thousands of naira just to get a suitable cream and most times this products are not readily available,well darkskinned peeps need no bother about all that,all we do is buy shear butter or vaseline from any store or market and you are good to go,inshort it wunt cost us more than a hundred or two hundred naira

2)No one will accuse you of bleaching
Some people are accused of bleaching even if they are naturally lightskinned because of the crase of bleaching creams nowadays,in d race of trying to maintain their lightskin they go for damaging cosmectic products this is not the case if you are darkskinned,No one will even suggest that you are bleaching.you only look more radiant with #50 vaseline,although vaseline is getting scarce now thanks to our three legged brothers

3)wearing of bright coloured cloths won't bother you,because you look nice in them.
Have you all noticed a lightskinned girl on yellow or red gown,she looks like rainbow,a darkskinned person need no bother about colours because most colours look nice on them

4)A scar on the darkskin does not easily show unlike lightskin
unlike lightskinned people scars are almost invisible on darkskin,while it leaves a black patch on lightskin,most times they dont play rough and even avoid the use of sharp objects,they know it will leave an everlasting mark on them

5)wound heals faster on darkskin than lightskin
Have you all noticed that when a darkskinned person get a wound on their skin,it heals faster compared to a lightskinned person



The list is inexhaustible,please add yours.......

nonsense thread. If you dont have some thing good just stay still.

12 is the correct ans by using BODMAS. Try using your scientific calculator to solve it too.

(3+3)*3-(3+3)=12

[quote author=free2ryhme post=35784765]na wao o for the Op; are You paying in naira or dollar

christopheru:
HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY

1. He is Very Shy About Touching You
He asks for permission before touching your body... A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex reduces in men who have been intimate before. You cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.

2. He Dresses Awkwardly
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart ladies.

3. He Kisses Awkwardly
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..

4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through social media than face to face.

5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of intimacy on your part causing him to ejaculate quickly. Guys with experience can control themselves a lot better.

GOOD EVENING GUYS...

nonsense. Everything u wrote is a lie.

If d ball d come ur way and you one come play shot but you miss d ball, you go hear people d shout d call you JB and smbody go come pick stick and two stone with d stick in bw come show you ur p and ur 2 egg.

segtak25:
source : http://streetgist.com/things-you-need-to-know-about-bvn/

and the last but not the list is 666.

Sile12:
17. Advanced Planes.

F22 Raptor.

The F-22 Raptor is currently the only operational fifth generation fighter in the world. A stealthy, single-seat fighter with ground attack reconnaissance, and electronic warfare capabilities, the F-22 is capable of
cruising at Mach 1.82 (1,220 miles an hour) without afterburner. The F-22 carries up to two AIM-9X short-range and six AIM-120 medium range anti-aircraft missiles in the fighter role, and can carry precision-guided air to ground weapons in the ground attack role. China fears the F-22 because there is nothing like it in China’s arsenal. For the foreseeable future the F-22 will dominate the air environment wherever it is sent.

Source: nationalinterest.org/feature/five-american-weapons-war-china-should-fear-10466

so you mean say ds one pass B-52