₦airaland Forum

Maxymilliano:
Remembered how this dude prior to 2011 election was beating his chest claiming he will win the election because he is on ground, but later found himself on the ground after he was floored by Okorocha ... Ikiri or whatever it means

you are on point jo. Ikiri na him

Emmanuel college, una no wan change abi

Tony brastin. D list no d end jo

Micheal jackson: liberian girl. Kc and jojo: all my life and Lionel riche hello is me

Jamb de fvck up o. How smbody way registered for asaba he/her exam center na for kogi. Again d internet network are so bad.

Any foundation that is build on lies never last.

If your parents lied to you not my own.

Na wan 4 u Op. Waitin make her super adorable.

aguiyi:
anuofia, simple economics you don't know yet you will be typing trash every now and then on topics that are way beyond your mental capacity.

demand and supply is what determines price in a free market.

have you asked yourself what Nigerians are doing with the US dollar that has made it so scarce that the price is heading north.

has it become our legal tender or we are experiencing an artificial scarcity created by those who have an agenda.

suddenly in this period of election the dollar is no more available. the naira started losing its value when the abokis gave their brother licence to buy and sell other currencies on the streets.now they are hording it creating panic in the process.

we no longer import much of rice
we no longer import cement
we no longer import much of cars

what then is the new line of business that is drying up the available foreign currencies. those who stashed the green back in their house with the hope of releasing them when their candidate wins election are only fooling themselves because they will regret it with the new policy that is coming.

that is how they intend to stabilize the naira

. Nonsense. Say what you knw. The naira is died, take it or leav it

Same thing happened to me on the 25 dec 2014 @ UBA branch near lbuzor junction Asaba.

Dera25:
D husband should sit her down to speak senses into her brain abt d so called job because it seems she value d job more dan d husband. Lets I forget, who is d bread winner of d family? because if she is d one, dt means d woman must hv some reasons to justify her action

even if she is the bread winner, that dont give her to right to do so except she is sleeping with another man.

aorta:
igbo and their mumuism!!!una don try violence way but no success.......

you dont have to insult them if you are wise

ishiamu:
The new Assistant Inspector-General of Police, Zone 2, Joseph Mbu, has warned that a constable in the zone will arrest any governor or politician, who conducts himself or herself in an unruly manner at the polling unit during the forthcoming elections.

He said this on Thursday in Abeokuta during his official visit to the Ogun State Police Command headquarters, Eleweran, while he was addressing the policemen in the command.

Mbu told the men of the command, who would be on electoral duty to keep an eagle eye on everyone coming to the polling units to vote, stating that anyone caught with arms should be arrested instantly.

He added that he was in the Ogun police command to encourage and advise his men ahead of the polls.

He said,  “I am here to encourage, support and advise you because we have a critical part to play in the forthcoming elections.

“Our actions and activities will go a long way to decide this election, so, I have come to tell you that we must remain impartial in ensuring free, fair, peaceful and violent-free polls.

“As far as the law is concerned, we are not going to respect anybody and whoever is coming to the booth should vote and leave peacefully.

“Anyone who comes there to campaign, even if it is the chief executive of the state, a constable at that polling booth would stop him.”

Mbu, who debunked the notion that he was sent to the zone to do a hatchet job in the forthcoming elections, said he had been a commissioner in Oyo, Ekiti, Rivers states and the Federal Capital Territory and the Assistant Inspector-General of Police in charge of Zone 7, said the current posting was not in anyway different.

But he vowed to do his job, warning that his men wouldn’t look the other way if any electoral offence was being committed.

He said, “I am here to make sure everywhere is calm; I am not here at Zone 2 only for elections. The Zone 2 must not just fail during the elections.

“I am here to make sure everything goes on peacefully, but the police will arrest anybody that commits any electoral offences.

Anybody found with arms will be arrested by the police; and anyone that cannot be arrested, we will recover the arms by force.”

Talking about his face-off with the Governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi, Mbu said the media worked against him by giving prominence to the stories from the governor while they blanked him out.

He said, “I was not popular in Rivers State; you(media) made me unpopular in Rivers State. I was popular in Oyo State. I was popular in Abuja when I was CP of FCT and when I was AIG.

“In Rivers State, you people(media) were not hearing my side of the story; because the other party was richer, so you were not hearing my story.”



http://www.punchng.com/news/my-constable-will-arrest-any-errant-governor-mbu/

. pls is he the only police commissioner in this country that we can't hear word again.

DEagle1:
I have discovered that Ibo guys marry much later than thier counterparts of other tribes in Naija. Take for instance an average Hausa Man gets married very early even as a teenager. At 25 a Yoruba guy is already considering settling down and something similar applies to other tribes except the Ibos. At 35 Ikechukwu is happily single ; still posting Chioma his girlfriend. This trend has in turn affected their ladies. Why not? They must wait for Obinna to propose nah. Little wonder some of them has 'menopausal' marriages. Why is this a peculiar trend for Ibo men? Any benefits?

if you dont knw what to say just go to bed

MzNelly:
Lol, I'm doing this because Onozboy dared me to

Leggo

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson.

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain.

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever.

2, 3, 5 and 8 are not true.

Tell us abt their character ie their male and female.

Tell us abt thier character ie thier male and female

My dear, it depends on d type of ulcer u hav o nd ur system o. I had it b4 now. Sm of d tins u mentioned a vry ok wt me but i wl tel u dt garri or eba is vry good 4 ulcer person bc it contains fiber.

bloglover: 21....wait oh *where are my glasses?*

you are right; is 21. Som pple don 4get d length of a pencil

berem: what's wrong with her appointment by Rochas? Is she the first nollywood celebrity who is being appointed by a governor? Emmanuel Uduaghan appointed RMD, Ikedi Ohakim appointed Okey Bakassi, Peter Obi also employed Bob-manuel Udokwu. So why is Nkiru Sylvanus's appointment a problem just because she's a woman?

because she is not from Imo state; d other names u mentioned a 4rm der various states.

If I love u but hate ur mother, hw would u feel or act when you heard dt I insult her.

Y is MTN charging more than der normal rate

passionate88: na wa o, see requirement for wife. Bt eh, bros, those words wey dey in bold, u get those attributes too?. U b virgin?.

Lol

I need a lady 4 relationship, she must be God fearin,virgin, beautiful, academicall nd natural intellignt, homelly nd wel trained, age 4rm 25 to abt 2 3O, positive mental attitude, coole temperate, 4rm NYSC 2 work, must be Igbo 4rm any state, etc

Wen she says dt any time she wants 2 c smtin bad alwys happen 2 her nd dt is al bc of me.

Simply and sincere gift nd it must come from ur heart

How much is your one bedroom flat.

96 Dream team is under 23 not senior national team. Y didn't he captain frace 98. D lik of Ikpeba nd Co, made d team bc sm No of over aged players a allowed by fifa rule. So is based on seniority nd merit.

f diva: If not for one thing, I won't get married. Men behaves like castrated beast these days.

if not 4 wot. Pls reason wel b4 u speak; dot insult men bc of d foolishnes of 1 man. Moreover u hav a man as a father nd guy who wl bcom man 2day as friend or brothers directly or indirectly.

f diva: If not for one thing, I won't get married. Men behaves like castrated beast these days.

if not 4 wot. Pls season wel b4 u speak; dot insult men bc of d foolishnes of 1 man. Moreover u hav a man as a father nd guy who wl bcom man 2day as friend or brothers directly or indirectly.

sheyie2007: If asaba is very costly, it means you're poor... ultra poor

. Am not poor nd wl never be but its ur Father nd ur fore Fathers are POOR. FOOL

sheyie2007: If asaba is very costly, it means you're poor... ultra poor

its ur Father nd ur fore Fathers are POOR. FOOL