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Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s V*gina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by austyn0(m): 12:04pm On Jul 13, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
austyn my niggah. its been long. have you been good?
these hoes like dishing insults but when you quote and frame their insults they get angry coz it shows the world just how crazy they are.
but im crazier.
Trust you have been serving each according to their diets and also getting served...Catch your fun broh...

I've been good,, just sidelined with some other things.
Romance › Re: A Stranger Sent Me N10,000 Monthly During My NYSC - Lady Says by austyn0(m): 11:58am On Jul 13, 2018
lefulefu:
those are the good girls.there are still some wey dey refer to the guys wey dey do good turns for them as magas or mugus.good morning my guycheesy.
Same way no be everybody go enter Heaven,, same way no be everybody go get sense for life....

Hope body strong?
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s V*gina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by austyn0(m): 11:56am On Jul 13, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
these are your words to me on 23 march under your HIGHQUEEN alias:


continue insulting me and i will continue quoting your insults on my siggy.
They call you gay when you do not give a fvck abou their exhibitions....There is no sweeter feeling.
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s V*gina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by austyn0(m): 11:54am On Jul 13, 2018
MrCork:
^^^ STORY...

..real men suk pu55555y...u don't suk pu55555y means u gay!! (((Real talk )))
angry
This man cef...Your case I wonder whether e get solution.
Romance › Re: A Stranger Sent Me N10,000 Monthly During My NYSC - Lady Says by austyn0(m): 11:43am On Jul 13, 2018
lefulefu:
but wait oooocheesy... Na only the babes for here dey talk about the good news about niggas sending them cash without expecting anything in returncheesy.. What of the guys nacheesy... Wey una? Pls make d guys here come forward and bring good stories about random nigerian ladies that dont know them from adam wey send them money or sponsored them without asking for anything in returncheesy... Cc Randy91,domu1,DonPiiko,FemiEddy,MENZPRIDE,mikejj,potbelly,austyn0 etc make una talk na.
My man,, if a girl likes you or sees you as the best human company,, nothing wey she no go do for you...Quoting from experience....Good day man.
Romance › Re: Muslim Hottie Shares S3xy Pics.. Says Quran Does Not Disallow It (pics) by austyn0(m): 11:38am On Jul 13, 2018
Peterdreddblog:
Lol funny man
gringrin
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 6:06pm On Jul 10, 2018
zicoraads:
You can't get every lady in life to like you. Realize that no matter how handsome and rich you are, there are ladies who'll prefer the not so handsome and average income earner. Choices bro. Choices!

And tbh, I won't blame some of them much. I have seen too many episodes here to not be ultra defensive as some of them are. Lots of boys here kiss and tell. Not good at all. Forget about getting Nairaland ladies to talk to you and focus on the ladies in real life. Capeesh?!
Grabbed man..
Romance › Re: Muslim Hottie Shares S3xy Pics.. Says Quran Does Not Disallow It (pics) by austyn0(m): 6:04pm On Jul 10, 2018
lefulefu:
aghhh! shocked
somali girls too dey carry ukwu? shocked shocked shocked
cc Femieddy,dumo1,Martin0,Randy91,Austyn0,MENZPRIDE,dumininu01 come and see oo shocked shocked
That ass is an asset broh,, if you own it,, don't let gogrin
Romance › Re: Survey: Virtually All Of Nigerian Young Ladies Are Into Runz Biz! (screenshot by austyn0(m): 6:02pm On Jul 10, 2018
lefulefu:
Mikejj,Austyn0,potbelly,dumo1 come and see tory oo shocked shocked shocked
chai! shocked shocked shocked
Na very serious matter broh..
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 8:15pm On Jul 07, 2018
Prognose:
What a thread!

Would you like your sister to interact romantically here?

So one day one of the boykids who has a grudge will reveal private messages, expose her monicker and say rotten things about her just cos the relationship isn't going smoothly again?

Why would they answer PMs when most of the guys sending it act like dogs on heat:

Boy: Hi

Girl: Hi

Boy sends pic of his dick.

Girl: wtf shocked shocked shocked

Boy: do you like it

Girl blocks him

Boy: bitch you're pompous/stuck up/snob
angry

Most guys on this section a act like kids so why would the girls not maintain thier lane?

You know how many ladies have deactivated or changed thier monickers cos they couldn't stand the disgrace of insults from guys that kissed and later told everyone? Why would any sane girl want to be the next victim?

Until the guys learn to act like gentlemen and stop using vulgar language like calling all girls b!tches and hoes, the girls will continue to ignore the guys. Its basic survival instinct.
In otherwords,, you are tryna imply we forget the reason this app and section was created and go abou it our own ways??

Can't you fathom a method of correcting the situation rather than dwell in perpetual delusion of the condition?
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 8:11pm On Jul 07, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Lamentations Chapter 1v3...




You Cant Be Friends With Every Girl. Accept Rejection And Move On... I Have Female Friends As Well Females Who Made Theirselves my Enemies
You were senseless from the begining but I tried to read sense into the quote, hence my reason for replying the emboldened... I understand your point...I came out more like a Pastor preaching to an audience at every gathering.....He who is affected by the preaching should turn around....

It's "Themselves" not theirselves.
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 8:05pm On Jul 07, 2018
DonPiiko:
Sweet girls await us offline wink
I sensed the reasoning of some girls on this thread through their comments, especially the first to comment and found them really funny....

They think some of us come over to nairaland to seek chats,, whereas there are easier apps for chats....Very daft of what this app nairaland was created for.
Romance › Re: Who Exactly Is A Responsible Man? Using Ronaldo And Messi As Case Study by austyn0(m): 6:22pm On Jul 07, 2018
lefulefu:
both Messi and CR7 are both talented football players and they are doing well in their choosen career.that CR7 has baby mamas does not make him irresponsible..after all he's paying for their upkeep. Dont blame himcheesy... Blame the women that fall easily at his feet cos of his good looks,fame and moneycheesy.Just imagine if CR7 land for naija...how many naija girls go carry belle for amcheesy....we will be seeing lots of halfcaste mini CR7cheesy...Austyn0,DonPiiko,Dumo1 i lie?cheesy PS. Even if a man is well dressed,he's clean etc...but doesnt look after his children...he goes about spending on campus girls while his children's school fees are left unpaid...he's an irresponsible buffon.
You no lie brother....Messi has tattoos, Ronaldo don't..In this part of our world, we view tattoos as a sign of irresponsibility.....They are both responsible and irresponsible in their own different ways.
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 6:12pm On Jul 07, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
honestly bra, nl or perhaps jurt romance section is now as boring as fucck


and i blame it on


1) the "pompous self acclaimed queen" girls you talked about.


2) the few kiss and tell guys on here


3) the dumb idiots who make everything a gender war................................they are disillusioned and see everything as a case of man vs woman ish


4) stupid half baked so called e-feminist


5) dumb alpha male crew



when ladies dont interact with guys and vice versa on a supposed romance section why call it a romance section then? undecided


those people saying people (the guys) would insult them, lemme ask you a puestion;
"what has and will the insults do to you?"


though not faceless in the entire sense of the word, this is still a faceless forum!!!



[be] [les]
Broh,, the thing weak me.
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 6:10pm On Jul 07, 2018
donstan18:
Until the word "Feminism" Leaves this section.


There won't be peace or romance.
The reason this section was created is no longer the reason we here...Nobody is against them femininizing their lives,, only if we could at least learn a thing or two is enough happiness..
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 6:06pm On Jul 07, 2018
DonPiiko:
I endorse this thread wholeheartedly, you spoke my mind, there don't even like to reply PMs
Laughs...If they don't reply PMs,, just smile and pass.
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 6:00pm On Jul 07, 2018
pocohantas:
Then you ain't ready to talk. You didn't mention names, you still won't elucidate on your post. Just defensive and argumentative. What is the difference between you and the culprits? Ahbeeg grin
On a very serious note dear,, I created this thread just for people to read and excogitate...I'm not obliged to elucidate on anything, and I am too busy for that...Just read and meditate, if you can only do the former, just pass after that please.
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 7:22am On Jul 07, 2018
pocohantas:
Any evidence? smiley
If you ain't among the affected,, then the thread is not for you...There is no need asking me for evidence.
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 7:20am On Jul 07, 2018
MariaLavina:
You laughed away with it but came back with a thread about it. Self deception is the worst mental illness to suffer from... You keep believing only what you want. cheesy
Self deception?....Your reasoning here is quite off,, that was a laugh I had a long time ago....I initiated this thread after thinking I just had to drop what I observed.

MariaLavina:
Anyway, To your complaint. I think the fault is from Guys on here. All thanks to their insensitive, thoughtless, childish, insulting comments here Ladies have decided to keep their circles smaller. Don't come here to cry wolf. If You are so pained, get a female account and act like one.

"If the desired is unavailable, Create it! " cheesy
Thank you for your contribution
Romance › Re: A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 11:39pm On Jul 06, 2018
Benita27:
Hmmm! I was hoping to read something worthwhile only to read on the lamentations of a guy who female monikers aren't giving attention. grin
Laughs
Romance › A Re-think For The Affected... by austyn0(op): 11:29pm On Jul 06, 2018
I have been pretty occupied with some things,, taking my mind and time off nairaland for the past few days,, I logged back in yesterday, felt nothing like observing and following topics,, replied mentions and left...

Logged back in earlier today and it was still the same feeling,, logged out and decided to log in tonight, only to be aroused with the same dull and uninteresting feeling....

I kept asking myself,, why isn't this app fun to you anymore?? I came to understand some things I wish to share with y'll,, more like airing my thoughts and pouring out my mind.

What is the meaning of Romance Section?

Why was this section created?

Why is it called a section in an application on social media??

Today, I came to realize that shiit has been going on here for quite a while and it ain't helping matters....We are all here to learn and most importantly CATCH FUN...But, on this section you find pompous fellows,, specifically the females....I'm directing my observed negativity to the females because I am male...

They justify their pomposity and impertinence herein with, "These are small boys with childish mentality.." and when the big boys click your way, you still ignorantly ignore.......With such thoughts how do we learn?

I have witnessed enough senselessness from majority of those self-claimed "BIG GIRLS"[Nicks withheld] on this section and laugh away with it...

You find it more fun when you interact gloriously with the opposite sex, we should all climb down in humility,, see ourselves as one,, open up when need be and retain the glory or expected glory of this section.....
Fashion › Re: 5 Types Of Hair Cut For The Fashion Conscious Man; Old School Is The New School by austyn0(m): 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2018
lefulefu:
u know say dese SARS ppl no get work na. Their own na to dey harrass ppl. There was one story i see for news wey one guy go ATM go withdraw im money then as im come comot for dere na so SARS use car block am...dem come dey harrass d guy. D guy crime na cos im wear tattoos for im arms. As na armless he wear, d tattoos come dey show well. Na so dem jus dey call d guy cultist den wan come dey bundle d guy inside their car and as im come dey resist na so dem come dey use the butt of their guns dey beat the poor guy.dem show d story for news. For benin if u be guy and u relax ur hair,u do dada,u carry heavy bia bia omo u don become SARS target...if u wear bling bling dem go package u inside their carcheesy. If u want to hve peace of mind jus dress normal.
Na wa o
Fashion › Re: 5 Types Of Hair Cut For The Fashion Conscious Man; Old School Is The New School by austyn0(m): 5:56pm On Jul 05, 2018
lefulefu:
Minus the first pix...the rest other hairstyles if u wear am then SARS will wahala u for benin herecheesy.. Cc austyn0,neezar,dumo,potbelly cheesycheesy.
Na hair be herdsmen wey them go wahala...Yeye people.
Crime › Re: New ATM Scam Alert Fraudsters Use And Can Put You In Serious Trouble by austyn0(m): 4:40pm On Jul 04, 2018
lefulefu:
Serious gbegeshocked.. Scammers are all in a rampage.op thanks for dis info. Next time i go into any ATM gallery and any person be approaching me for this and dat i will just completlely ignore that person.Lalas247,thornapple,twoclans,austyn0,dumo,luminiouz,neezar etc abeg this thread is very important for u guys to note.
Noted broh...Thanks for the info.
Romance › Re: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by austyn0(m): 11:17pm On Jul 03, 2018
Apparently all that revolves round her brain is sex...See nickname "lapebelle"...SMH

Romance › Re: Help, I'm Having Issues With My Woman! by austyn0(m): 11:08pm On Jul 03, 2018
ekanDamie:
Ur not alone in dis brov. Intact presently I'm in a depressed mood now. Its obvious ur girl wasn't a boring lass from d beggining, if not u would not have been attracted to her.
She was broh....Decent and very different but boring....I still laugh at the memory of how I fell for her....From an innocent body contact joke,, my friends played their part too,,constantly asking me of her whereabouts after seeing how she reacted to my joke.... After sometime I realized I actually wanted to be seeing her regularly....As the thing happen me no fit explain...Buh I am certain we were in love....She never lost interest,, she knew I was irreplaceable...I got fed up and called it off....God knows I tried.
Romance › Re: Achoakawa Jane Egobunma: 'Michael Ugwuezi Nwankwo, My Baby Daddy Wants Me Dead' by austyn0(m): 4:40pm On Jul 03, 2018
OrestesDante:
cheesy cheesy cheesy


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[color=#000099][i][font=Serif][size=12pt]∆ How some ladies do fall for cheap lies about an unknown man's personality at times is ridiculous??
How will someone tell you that he's that and that and you never took time to make findings on your own?
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You wanna get any lady real quick?? Package and decorate a lie,, present it to them and you are a darling to them.... It's just the wrong side of nature....


Real men refuse to be fake...Without lies and false packaging,, we can wholeheartedly hold on to that special girl that loves us.
Romance › Re: The Best Oloshos Come Out In The Late Night! by austyn0(m): 4:36pm On Jul 03, 2018
I am yet to find a monicker that starts with Mr in this section that doesn't need deliverance.
Romance › Re: Bizarre But True by austyn0(m): 4:33pm On Jul 03, 2018
Uglymugg:
Base commander this is Konji 15 requesting immediate support, I'm not able to withdraw, i repeat, I am not able to withdraw!!!!
I am sorry sergeant,, we cannot risk endangering our base officials...I am afraid you are on your own,, we promise to give you a befitting burial if things go south....Goodluck.
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Having Issues With My Woman! by austyn0(m): 4:25pm On Jul 03, 2018
vanhelsing1:
yeah.....u made a point der too...no doubt...u probably r sanguine n she is melancholic,d opposite sides of a coin.lemme tell u a brief history bat ma sef,I once knew a girl,but I realised something bat her.she is starkly melancholic,very cold.evn sometimes pple call her a snub,so I fathomed it wod b difficult cos am very lively person while she is xtremly cold n too sensitive.so I had to withdraw gradually..the OP circumstance is different...she's got him a child already.so wat wod u b advising him?cos ds situation is a little bit complicated.
Yeah obviously....He should keep on the fight to make her liven up,, abandoning her should never be an option.
Romance › Re: Prostitute Runs Out Of Room In Osun Over Violent Sex By Her Client by austyn0(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2018
Be like the guy drink "OGA ABEG" come battlegringrin

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