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1supremo..U're da bomb!
Bon travail monsieur.

I'm thinking of what i shud do for my country, maybe i shud join d creek warlords.

Lol! And d first one i'll buy is d last book u mentioned.

*speechless*
@OP ...More power to ur elbow.

Ishilove: Chei ,my head o... So swollen...

Thanks Vicky for taking the time out to read my work,I am really grateful.

Amen to your wishes for me,you're are star

If you go back and read that line again,you'll see I was silently fuming . Haba how I go talk that kind tin for where hin dey?? You want make them carry my property troway for road, me wey happy sey I see free ride

Lol! Don't mind me jare.
But seriously, were those teeth 'shovel like' or what

Wow! Nice one there.
I'm so in love with this. Please try & conclude it.

Btw, I trust Efe's constructive criticisms & suggestions, if taken, will help u.

masterpiecer:

Shebi Na masterpiecer u set kweshion for

Ishi, u and awoooooof sha?
Shan fi se e ni?
Thank God d smirrnoff no overpower u.
Weldone jare.

From PHCN with love, to Battle of d Bowels and now The Cow connundrum.
A Quite vivid & simple work with a touch of comic relief.
Welldone! Keep 'em coming.

Ishilove: Personally i think it should read "Angel,the inspiration behind my mohawk do and hair dye"...

Or better still 'the reason' as against 'inspiration'.

I'm loving this.

More power to ur elbow.

Lol! @ ur sister's comment on ur stubborness to see d world.
Ishi, u're just too much. I know u'll become a Nobel someday & win so many awards both local & international.

Ishi, u no go kill me. Lol@ d description of Honorable's teeth.
Did u utter dose words to Mr. PA or u were just thinking aloud
ROTFL...

Na wa for dis mama deji oh.
Still subscribing!

Sapphiredamsel: Gentiejag,abeg continue the story nah. Since jul 25? Haba! Must we use God to beg Muhammad??

I wonder oh!

Wow! Mind blowing.
U said it & u did it. Thanks a lot.
U've made my day with this. Pls update ASAP.

Ishilove: Joooor o!!!

@vicky, i'm almost there

Depeche toi, b4 ID ogbo finish me hia o.

Idowuogbo: Stop so be! Stop she be!
U no go wan use sandpaper clean yansh na! Abi u fit use dettol do mouth wash?

Iwo ke, o ni fe fi sparm se bama naw, abi o fe fi spaghetti pokunso ni?

Weldone! More power to your elbow.
Just keep 'em coming!

Derailers wants to hijack dis thread o!

@OP any more hillarious stories to make d public hols interesting?

Ishilove: ID please one cup will suffice to do the deed, you can give me remaining three gallons for my gen at home

Abi oh, esp me wey dey abj. Scarcity don wear agbada for here.
Ishi, abeg enter ur solitude & continue d story jare.

Idowuogbo: Na only jump off u hear? I swear me go down 3 gallons of petrol. Oya do u and let us do we, na craze dey cure craze.

Omo, se ogun e ti tan ni?
Ha, o ni fe kirun lo ri express o.

Ishilove: O madame, pls dont, if you do i will throw myself off third mainland bridge!!!

Pas de probleme! Go and sin no more!

Ihedinobi: Aaaaaaaah, aunty, ejọọ o, biko, please, don't oooooooo, na only one Ishilove we get. If Atlantic come dry nko, she go knack weave-on for ground. E no good na. Abeg, ejọọ, biko, please, ayịyọ, sil vous plais, et toi no do make she c'est jump allez third mainland bridge o! Ah!!!

Lol! Ha! U guys won't kill me. U actually said she should jump 'allez' 3rd Mainland?
Oya, ishi, aller au 3rd mainland bridge.