₦airaland Forum

kcswat: Igbo domination again and again. They must be genius.

Genius kwa? Abi na because na dem fit open ikebe to d world without shame.

Ilaje44: I have been watching from the sideline for quite a while now, the numerous ethnic jingoistical lambastation going on here on Nairaland. What I totally find very amusing and at the same time annoying is the way some people are parading themselves as spokesperson for the Ilaje people. For instance, it is very amusing to read incoherent and thus incorrect history 101 of the Ilaje by the young chap called "Alhaji alaya yi yeye" otherwise known as Alhj Harem. Well, one can excuse his mistakes, that boy aint a swimmer, he probably cant paddle a canoe with an "obele". Awori people can only paddle with an "àjè". Now, from the pack of these "Obsessionists", the one person that draws my anger is that "Propagandist boy" called beaf. He likes to claim that Ilaje people in Delta State are having it better than the ones in Ondo State. How come? If the Governor's people, the Ishekiri, our more populous and far richer (in term of Petroleum endowment)cousin in Delta are not laughing, how less the insignificant population of the Ilaje in Delta State? I just wonder at the basis of his comparison? Has he been to Ilaje Local Government in Ondo State lately? Anyway, irun mo fe fo rin pe ji an gban awa Ilaje re. Me fe ba Beaf ati aghan emewa re ka argue nitori omade naa go yeye. Sibesibe, mo mi be re rin, gban Ilaje re. Yin wa no! Abo oro an ji an mi fo ghun omaluabi rin o. Se wo gbo mi?

Aiyemafuge Ilaje...
U dnt have to bandy words with them. Aiyelala will deal with them.

Amaka G29: If I don't pick up the phone, because I have a life that does not center around you DO NOT CALL ME 10 times within an hour. It looks crazy and I'll regret giving you my number and probably not calling you back. Now, one call and maybe a message, you'll hear from me by the end of the day with a sincere explanation of why I could pick up my phone when you called.

Free drinks? Mmmmm I'm guilty, but I'll never pretend that you are going to get something that you are not. I would never ask, but if you offer, I'll assume it is out of your own generosity. Aren't men usually buying drinks with motives anyway? Well if you have a motive and I have a motive, then what's the problem?

Oh Oh.... True talk jare.

Prince saha: They haven't seen anything yet. Useless rams. They will all die shamelessly including their sponsors

Amin.

ca c'est bon.

swiftycool: You are a fuel attendant at a filling station yet you tell that babe u r an oil worker. . . . .hmmm God is watching u

You r a parking attendant in a hotel and snap in front of a ferrari uploaded on ur FB saying "my new baby"
. . . . God is watching u

U R a clerk in d office yet u print ur own business card for chicks and friends claiming to be d Admin officer, God is watching u

falling off chair. It's like u've done dis b4?

sweetcocoa: You dey iya basira buka dey chop,come dey tell your babe say"honey I'm in tantalizers,please give me 5 minutes".
#jahisviewingthatcall#

na wa to u ooo. It's like u've done dis b4? Lmao

[quote author=Mynd_44]You have done more than five abortions and now you are praying for fruit of the womb
#your womb is laughing at you#
you don't build quality heath care services here yet you rush abroad for medical check-up
#your plane go crash#
you no pay NEPA bill you come dey tap wire
#PHCN is watching you#
you don't pay your tax yet you enjoy facilities in Lagos
#Fashola is watching#
you dey use person pikin do juju while your own dey chill for Germany
#Hell fire awaits you#[/quote]lwkmd... U've succeeded in ripping my belly open.

U quarreled wit ur spouse and u now update ur status with '' ur spouse is d best thing dt happened to u'', #GodIsWatchingU#.

ekeroyal: Suto's a very good boy, no doubt.




It's a nice thread buddy. That even know where to start and what to start with.


ok, You're drinking pepsi and you sms your gf, "hey babe am having champagne with my friends, wish you were around"

You're swimming in a river and you say "@Sheraton Hilton swimming with and having fun with friends."

You're an usher in a church and the reason you love your job is 'cause you'd carry those sweet gals up all alone when they fall.

Now God just won't watch he'll curse you.

lol! See how u dey flow? It's like u've done this before?

sunnshyn: You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

omo, u don kill me here pieces oo.
Thumbs up!

Why is he not specific with the gender? Saying He or She.
Why is he playing kalo kalo?
Come out straight & tell us an Argetinian female leader or male leader, and stop guessing.

desthan: please re-focus on strengthening your own economy. . .

oh oh...

@ deji et al... Pls pardon my ignorance.
How do one knw dt he or she has been selected?? Thanks.

[quote author=gree-die]R u close enuf to d girl in qus to advice her?...

Reassure her of d guys love 4 her nd let her knw dt her actions r uncalled 4 nd may end up driving her love away.
She has trust issues, let her go 4 counselling nd finally, advice her to get a job, wit less tym on her hands nd more work to do, d problems ll reduce[/quote]seconded!

[quote author=gree-die]R u close enuf to d girl in qus to advice her?...

Reassure her of d guys love 4 her nd let her knw dt her actions r uncalled 4 nd may end up driving her love away.
She has trust issues, let her go 4 counselling nd finally, advice her to get a job, wit less tym on her hands nd more work to do, d problems ll reduce[/quote]

Quel Domage!
May God grant d family she has left behind, the fortitude to bear the loss.

It might just be a pet name. But if dere's more to it, den giv him 'chuckwumerije'. And dt he shud change it. Pls dnt make d 'sinmisola' thing official.
Above all, may God giv u d wisdom to handle d issue.

Change is d only constant thing.
Let's give dis NL outlook a trial.
Methinks it's cool.