₦airaland Forum

brownlord: PDP candidate says, we are new people, na wah oooooo, he is not even saying anythin about his funds misappropriation while in the Army, and he was given a house detention, na wah oooo, even the ANPP candidate even confirms 4 years of ACN is better than 9 and half years of PDP govt. men i think PDP should go to Ondo or Ado ekiti, as for Edo state, ACN should stay, did you hear ANPP guy says there is no enough power in Edo state while PDP say there is too much power supply that the state cannot consume, what a daft general

Haba! Na only u like better thing?
How can u wish evil for Ondo state? We no want FEE DEE FEE. We are contented with Iroko& L.P.

lincontee: Here is d YORUBA fashion of it.
If u understand yoruba & schooled down interior western yoruba part of d country.
E = ere
X = times
E = ere
R = Remi
C = Koni
I = iya
S = Segun
E = elere

B = bolu
O = o da bo
O = o da bo
K = Kayode

Is it 'Ere'? Or 'Ede'? We used ede.

CLASSMAN: ede times ede
remy koni iya
odabo odabo kayode
lol

Lol! U missed out 'segun elere bollu'.

Wallie: I see that some people tried to also answer the last question. The answer is very simple because you don't have any facts to work with, which means that you can just create a series of assumptions to arrive at the answer. Since you're creating your own assumptions, you might as well make them really simple with numbers you can easily work with. Outrageous questions like that will usually have a very simple answer that just requires you to look at the question differently.

The answer is very simple, yet u couldn't say it. Be explicit! Give a straight forward answer.

afam4eva: This is great.

Now, how's someone supposed to answer the last question?

My thoughts exactly. D poster evaded d answer.

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cigie: When i tried to calculate how much the car is worth in naira...the figure was too long for my fone calculator to display

Same here!

cigie: When i tried to calculate how much the car is worth in naira...the figure was too long for my fone calculator to display

Same here!

Onyatinu: I beg bokoharam to put missles in d whole country let everyone just die.

This is quite funny! They shud also include themselves in d mass death.

#youknowGodispunishingyou# when u are about to watch a favourite program on TV & NEPA interrupts power supply and u do not have any alternative, then when d program is over, NEPA restores power.

Zi: Thak you for announcing it!
[i][/i]You are welcome in the name of the Lord...

Lwkm

beblessed: God does nt punish plz

Who says?

buchibabe: When d heel of ur shoe suddenly breaks while walking pass a dashing handsome and tryin to seek his attention

U don do am b4? It's like u're talking from experience. Lol!
Dis is so hillarious.

[quote author=ait_anofi]When u got to ur place of work and u were informed that u have been disengaged, on getting home u received a call dat ur mum just kicked d bucket @ d village, u rush down to d ATM machine to withdraw, but ur card got stalked in d machine......lol[/quote]This one is more than punishment.
It also means that "they" are following u from ur village. Lol!

miteolu: that one is called 2 in 1 degrees

Rolling on d floor,while holding my belly. U guys will not kill someone on this forum.

miteolu: that one is called 2 in 1 degrees

Rolling on d floor,while holding my belly. U guys will not kill someone on this forum.

FILEBE: When u ar an accounting student n your matric number starts from
04 and u stil avnt graduated.

Lol in francais!

Mekky2010: This God and prayer factor is exactly the problem we have in Nigeria, my dear, why not dislodge your brake and drive on 3rd mainland bridge, God will definitely grant you journey mercies.

We always want God to do our job, they are people responsible for making sure that our airlines are not air traps, let them do their job first and not transfer it to God. I believe in God and I also believe is sanity and competence simple.

U brought out those words from my mouth.
Thanks for these words of wisdom.

bayooooooo: This cartoon would be a perfect example of plagiarism if Ebenezer Obey was not properly acknowledged.

My thoughts exactly!
Thanks for pointing it out.

Roland17: [b]To be honest, based on my experience and many others here, i would say, Stay away from Nigerians here, especially those you think are Family here, its hard but its the truth, many times they are nothing but BIG trouble, there are many nice people around, including Akata and other nationals, be very open to interact and communicate with them, they would help you faster than even your own brothers that have been here for Donkey years..

If you are not hard working, patient and cant persevere, please just sit your Lazy behind back in Nigeria and don't bother wasting your flight ticket, because like they say " there is no free lunch in the US"

And when you get here to avoid distraction, Stay away from Facebook etc, Focus on improving yourself based on the skills and education you acquired before coming here.

Lastly, Records are very important, be very careful, because if get into the wrong side of the Law, it stays there for donkey years and affects everything you do for life.

God bless the OP[/b]

God bless you too. Thanks for d info.

manny4life: Hire today, fire 6months later

oh oh... my thoughts exactly.

bayooooooo: Stop spreading ignorance!!!

What's the correlation between road and the stupi$dity of incessant strikes? are they being less paid than their counterparts in other states? Afterall, you are in a country where strike is even illegal in most states? People like you should know better than spreading ignorance.

In the first instance, why were the sacked? Do you follow the history of how they have been embarking on unreasonable strikes here and there? Does that make sense to you? Can you be more powerful than your employer? In your opinion, no matter what, the state government should have pander to their interest. The government should recruit young doctors who are ready to work.

My dear, God bless u for dis reply.
U spoke my mind.
How can these heartless doctors whose first aim is to save lives, are now jeopardising d health of Nigerians. Do u knw how many lives have gone due to their incessant strikes
Since they want money, let them go abroad & get wot dey're looking for & let other dt are jobless take their positions. And many of dem own their private clinics & hosps alike, so dey hav nothing to loose.
So @bayo... Do ur findings, b4 u say anything.

iykay4455: Music artiste, Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo popularly known as D'banj has congratulated his one-time business partner and friend Michael Collins Ajereh also called Don Jazzy on the launch of his new record label, Mavin Records.

D'banj, who reached out to Don Jazzy through the social media platform, Twitter, said; "Congrats to my brother and the best producer in Africa Don jazzy on the launch of his new Record Label, MAVIN RECORDS. Wish u all the best."

In response, music producer and owner of Mavin Records, Don Jazzy tweeted; "Thanks bro. God bless you."

The launch of Mavin Record label came on the heels of alleged underground fight going on between the duo seemingly caused by the signing of the G.O.O.D music deal with Kanye West.

On the other hand, an image which makes caricature of the Mavin crew, created by K-Switch, D'banj's brother has been passed round the social media platforms.

The image showed the poster of Mavin Record crew being re-done with photo effects and the names changed from Mavin Records to 'Revenge' and the part that read Solar Plexus changed to 'The Avengers'. There were also names replacing those of the crew members underneath the poster, such as; Captain Mushin, Eagle, Hulk, Russian Spy and Thor.

This act according to many has been viewed as childish considering that D'banj and Don Jazzy appeared to be in talking terms as depicted on their Twitter statuses.

http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/art-a-life/37253-dbanj-congratulates-don-jazzy-on-birth-of-mavin-records

How does this affect d price of garri? Smh!

Shady swag: so Bleep wat if d'banj congratulated don jazzy are we expected to start licking beans cos of them ........

I wonder oh! My thoughts exactly.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Now THAT is a man who was brought up well!!! [/quote]which of them was brought up well? And how does this act make u conclude so

tgirl1986: Will indeed like to follow up this story...i want to hear why he slapped the girl instead of the evil spirit..and who gave him the right to do so...tomorow they will shoot someone saying they shot evil spirit.

My thoughts exactly!

This prayer is in d BLUEPRINT of God.

[quote author=ghostofsparta]This crazy!!! I can understand that any can represent for northern state since they don't participate in MBGN pageants, but what I don't understand is why would Igbo ladies represent for Yoruba states. It shows that this MBGN thing is one sided and not collectively done with all consent sought. Imagine all the pretty ladies in Lagos, and given all the beautiful ladies I suppose would show up and the best they could select is that anorexic looking Chinaka Olorunsola Nkechi. Who ever MBGN organizers are, they've got good eyes.[/quote

''Good eyes'' in quotes.
Na dis lagos own fear me pass.

passionate88: Do you know who there V.C is?.... Go to A.B.U and ask of Mahdi

Mahdi was d former v.c of ABU.

adefash: Haelth benefits of taking garri; it stops purging,it saves lives,expecially when u dont feel like eating anyrhing,you cannot feel like not taking garri.
if the aim of the poster is to capitalise on the health harzard,you should answer these questions:
what are the benefits of consuming cocacola,cake,working in a motor pack where one is exposed to inhaling carbon mono oxide,walking under the sun.i want answer.

oh oh...
My thoughts exactly.

I'm just through with a bowl of ijebu garrium sulphate and chilled water! So irresistable!